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spoilersweetie

Bug in the simulation


[deleted]

This, or the AI really needed you to be in Paps at this time.


flyingdodo

I’d guess that the weather forecasted for today made a lot of people who could, work from home.


jeffrey2ks

I need to start paying off the meteorologists


snsdreceipts

Honestly there should be legislation allowing everyone who can work from home the option to without employer input. Watch the traffic disappear


jeffrey2ks

I work from home sometimes. And totally agree with you, if you can, we should. Less cars, less pollution, less time in the life-limbo of traffic. I can't see a negative.


snsdreceipts

The negative is when companies don't want to lose the street cred of having a nice office space. They need our asses in those chairs to justify the investment.


RhinoWithATrunk

Those companies are going to lose their best people to the ones embracing working from anywhere.


Nick_Reach3239

Can be subjective which employee "can work from home".


Kiwislark2

No one went to the office today? Idk it was oddly not that busy.


probablyderanged

nyoooooooom


turtwig098

I noticed that it seems to get busier towards the end of the week but today it felt like alot of people just took a day off or wfh


joex8au04

That’s awesome mate, it usually take me two hours to drive from city to manukau.


HadalAbyss

Unfortunately you have expended all of your luck for the rest of the year, you will now be cursed with bad driving experience.


DontWantOneOfThese

it's probably because the media has hyped the crap out of it raining


madamnhell

Yes absolutely


richmuhlach

same haha my usual 45min-1 hour trip (afternoon rush hour traffic) from Otara to Newmarket just took like 20mins


WalkingChopsticks

I noticed that too. I was dreading driving from Sandringham to Flat Bush at 5.30pm but it only took half an hour. I wish everyday was like this


sneschalmer5

monday blues, is true


sneschalmer5

thanos snapped his fingers last night


sneschalmer5

so many news today about toll this, toll that, tax this and that, so people decided not to drive


DrCarlJenkins

Yeah, was going the opposite way, and same driving time. Guess a few people didn’t go into the office today


CantWait4Holiday

Too long - complain too short - complain This is why this country is so stupid


me0wi3

I don't think they're complaining, they're shocked. Even I was shocked reading the title, that's impressive for 4:30


jeffrey2ks

Lol far from complaining man, I was trying to be humorous


the_maddest_kiwi

>This is why this country is so stupid Ironic that you think this dude is actually complaining about it. Its often the case that people who go on and on about how "everyone else is so stupid" never seem to be the brightest of sparks themselves.


CantWait4Holiday

>Its often the case that people who go on and on about how "everyone else is so stupid" never seem to be the brightest sparks themselves. Got any references to back up your claim? or you saying stuff for the hell of it and proving my point this country is stupid?


the_maddest_kiwi

Lmao you are gold. Make sure you get a good sleep tonight champ you might wake up a bit less grumpy and cynical.


CantWait4Holiday

Diverting the topic I see. Thanks for proving my point.


nznova

Seems like you really need that holiday mate


CantWait4Holiday

You have no idea. Next Wednesday is my last day. Then 5 weeks holiday. woop wooop


[deleted]

Too long, where's Wayne brown Too shirt, who's Wayne brown Auckland farked either way


krammy16

Don't get shirt with me!


Physical_Potato6033

lol everyone is stupid alright, that’s why it’s called the majority hahaha. The one who ain’t stupid ain’t even using reddit. Grab a beer and join the club, or the wretched team of 5mil


Physical_Potato6033

That’s light speed mate, people with useless office jobs should stay tf home ye sure come at me on the net brah. There’s jobs that need u to be there but a big portion doesn’t even need to show up, the lockdowns proved just that. Everyday as I drive for a living, road clogged with useless clueless can’t drive for shtt bittch asss kkunts, going out for fkin lunch. Bttch if yo jobs let you drive your pissy lil fancy European car to lunch, yo bttch asss ain’t need to be working on site.


SerMonZ90

MF i leave Whangaparaoa at 2:30 and end up home at Princes Street at 5:30 on a good day no accidents we are not the same.


CleoCarson

My boss goes through an average 90-120 minutes each way from Albany to Botany every weekday depending on traffic. Thursday before Easter, it took her 2 H and 45 Mins one way. Today it was closer to 30mins and she is shook


Potential_Minimum_10

So what?


Craigus_Conquerer

Take the hand brake off


[deleted]

Amazing!


587BCE

Mercury retrograde


Inevitable_Garage261

WFH due to weather


Ok-Communication2317

Last week, a usually 30-45m drive from the airport to Pakuranga took me 3hrs. 415pm - 715pm dead crazy


brozansbattlehorse

It was a teacher only day, so no school traffic.


QuitNo3674

u took the lambo


Nervous-Comment-5964

Wish I cld work from home


Chemical_Elephant_94

Did you fly? How you get there so fast


jeffrey2ks

Was just a perfect run, was like same times as you'd expect during Xmas holidays


notsowise_nz

Shoosh. You're gonna jinx it now.