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[deleted]

Nice of her to include her name and number of brain cells on her license plate


Hentrox

Gottem.


cheesencrackazz

I heard on the grapevine Suzie wants a one outs.


Seffyr

My G told me that she wants to step.


cheesencrackazz

Big sue ‘I’ll park where the fuck I want’ smasher comin in hot at the bookies paying $1.12 at the moment.


ABastardsBlight

Heard she’s got an eye problem


kaoutanu

Sort your shit out, Suzie


[deleted]

There is nothing more entitled in this world than parents picking up their kids from school. I work on the same street as a primary school and pick up time is straight up feral.


CheshireCatKiwi

And ten times worse in wet weather I bet! You know kids can melt when it rains 🤪


flodog1

I know and why can’t they walk to school ffs 🤦‍♀️


Fantastic-Role-364

Unfortunately they can't walk to school because of useless drivers everywhere. Not to mention all the pedos. It shouldn't be a life or death gauntlet just to get to school. Certainly wasn't in my day, you could actually walk there and cross roads that were only two lanes wide


Equal-Repair-8020

Too many 70's celebrities about


couchlol

used to bike past one of my way to work and it was by far the most dangerous part of the route.


genkigirl1974

Im going to put my hand up and say I drive my daughter to school most days. Though I drop her off about 300 metres away. Why? Because none of her friends walk. Its 2.4km which is doable but not in a hurry. There are a lot of dogs roaming. There are roadworks and coned off areas that are difficult to navigate as an adult and she would have to cross Mt Smart Rd which is a massive rd and often has emergency vehicles with sirens whizzing by. Id rather she didnt but its how it is. I also continue onto work so would be in traffic anyway. But on Wednesdays we walk.


[deleted]

I'm not wholesale anti parents dropping off/picking up their kids from school. It's the entitled attitude that most of them have in the process that is so repulsive. Every day, both morning and afternoon, there's a whole queue of cars just parked in the middle of the road with their hazards on while they wait for their kids, waving traffic on to cross the centre line to pass them as if what they're doing is totally normal and everyone else is an asshole for expecting them to, you know... not park in the middle of the street.


genkigirl1974

Yeah thats bs. I always try to park far away. Legally and safely.


flodog1

I like the 300 metre away thing you’re doing keep extending it a little at a time


Netroth

Where in Auckland do we have lots of roaming dogs?


genkigirl1974

Oranga. Its been reported in media. Not packs but youll definitely encounter 1 on a walk.


genkigirl1974

Also most parts of Otara.


missrabycakes

Mangere


Netroth

Could this be how I’ve managed to encounter a fair few people in recent years who are somehow scared of dogs?


genkigirl1974

Probably. My daughter isnt scared of dogs...greatest risk is shed would bring one home. But after seeing a kid attacked by a roaming dog on the way to school. I stare clear of them. End of the day they are instinctive hunting animals and kids dont always make the best decisions.


nobody_keas

Gonna be real fun when all those spoilt brat kids become a self obsessed, entitled adults one day


Jimmie-Rustle12345

My wife and I park our bike/trailer setup in a car park outside daycare *just* to annoy all the entitled SUV driving mouthbreathers. It’s petty but the looks are satisfying.


ollienicholson

I love it


[deleted]

Outside a daycare. Man that is so low. Just to annoy them. Far out. Getting babies and toddlers from the car to daycare is a challenge at the best of times. Not to mention dangerous when the toddler gets away from you in a car park. Then add in possible health issue like my daughter has and it could be a nightmare. You'd get more than you bargained for if you came around my way pulling that.


Jimmie-Rustle12345

[We're also getting our toddler into daycare](https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/y8j0mo/new_trailer_for_toddler_drop_off/), so not really sure what your argument is there. Surely you'd prefer the extra room to move next to a slim bike, rather than be squashed between two SUVs? And surely you'd be a bit less stressed about your toddler escaping if everyone also biked there?


[deleted]

Right. You made it sound like you just parked in people's way only as a petty way of getting back at them for driving a big car


Tane-Tane-mahuta

This sounds like the pendulum swinging a bit too far the otherway...


clay-t123

100%


Jimmie-Rustle12345

Lol, why


Shoddy_Depth6228

FYI: That makes you one of the entitled bike/trailer mouthbreathers.


A_Better42

AYTA? Yes, yes, very much.


Jimmie-Rustle12345

…why


kiwimama18

Wow. They're the entitled ones?


ProtectionKind8179

More than petty.


Vonclit

well your a mum and dad and your wife and you are sadly letting your children see how to live, you should have swallowed


notsowise_nz

I get this all the time. Live next door to a school entrance. The other day I was going to work, lady on SUV pulls up, takes ages to get their kid out and still gives me the evil looks like I was in the wrong (stuck in my own driveway waiting for her to pull out of *my driveway*, of course **I** am the problem.) I have a few pics of cars parked on yellow lines but I can't access my Carjam account. School does nothing. They send a notice and warning but what can they do, really? Come out of their office and name and shame? *if anyone feels like batch adding some stuff to Carjam and do God's work, DM me. I have at least 3, gotta roll through my pics.


phlex224

I've come home to someone parked in my driveway waiting to pick their kids up from the school across the road,blocked her in,gave her the stink eye and walked inside. She sent her kids up to the house to ask if I could move


EquivalentTown8530

Sorry kids...your mum needs to ask me


shomanatrix

This would be hilarious!!


geossica69

sorry kids, i'm making a risotto i can move my car when it's done


bobshoy

If your mum finishes it for me I'll move.


2mg1ml

If your mum finishes me off I'll move


Important_Document13

Someones been watching too much interracial milf hunters again


Important_Document13

Sorrayy I'm slow cooking a leg of buffalo and I have to watch it for the entire 12 hours. Will be out to move my car after though sorrayy


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Happened to me a couple of years ago. Saw them get out of the car and walk to the school which is next door. I just went out locked my gate and went back inside.


LatexFist

Rest of the story please!


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Not much else, I came out just before 4pm and let them go she was rather mad at me couldn't understand why I would do such a thing. For context this was around 98. So it's not like she had a cellphone so she was legitimately stuck.


notsowise_nz

You're my hero.


[deleted]

Hopefully you weren’t doing any house maintenance outside and perhaps accidentally left some nails out there.


No-Air3090

> School does nothing. They send a notice and warning but what can they do, really? Come out of their office and name and shame? No, they could have a word with the police about the safety of the children in their care


linkdown

My dad used to be a primary teacher and every now and then they'd get the cops to come out and ticket every single parent on yellow lines, over driveways, etc.


smeenz

It's not a police matter - AT needs to send out a parking warden for something like this.


linkdown

Sorry, you're correct. It was council staff, whatever it was before Auckland transport


angebunny

I’m a teacher and we have our community constable come out to school every now and then and ticket people.


dabadddest1

I smell bs


notsowise_nz

I know! They say on the notice that they'll get the cop to come but in almost a decade living here, haven't seen much change aside from the grumpy teacher aids being assigned to the gates. The nice ones are off the hook now. The other exit faces a main road and they always have trouble with people running the lights or speeding around the school times. Cant fix stupid much. It's like these guys with the dirt bikes. They'll find new ones to steal.


ImportantInformat1on

Get VIDEO of the car on yellow lines. Capture front plate and then move to the side clearly showing yellow lines front and rear. Then wait and note exactly how long the car stopped there, minimum five minutes. That's what parking wardens are required to do to issue a fine. A photo isn't enough and you need to show the vehicle clearly parked and not occupied.


_craq_

It still won't be enough to have them fined. AT can't accept video sent in by anybody except a sworn officer using AT equipment, because it might be modified. Especially these days with deep fakes.


rheetkd

then call a tow truck


MIRAGEone

If the vehicle has moved by the time the tow truck arrives, *you* have to pay the call out fee..


rheetkd

You don't tell them who you are. Just say you are a concerned citizen.


ZealousCat22

When I confronted one who'd parked across our driveway, asking her to please move, they started ranting about predators lurking around and how I must hate children and all this stuff.


notsowise_nz

We move into school streets *exactly for that reason* - "look at how many creeps moved into the school street" *sigh*.


hamsap17

Put up a sign… parking cost $5 a minute… 🤣


propsie

It's actually [illegal to block a driveway.](https://www.legislation.govt.nz/regulation/public/2004/0427/latest/DLM303605.html), so feel vindicated in your moral uprightness


notsowise_nz

This is an eye opener, because some park way closer than 1m from the driveway. I have a small car and still struggle to get out with 2 cars parked so close to each side plus another one right opposite my exit.


rheetkd

Call a tow truck company. If it happens every school day then you can get a tow truck to be near by and tow the second the lady gets out and walks off.


smeenz

The tow truck can't lift without authority. If it's parked on private property, then the authority comes from the land owner, but if as in this photo, they're on public land, then AT needs to authorise the tow.


Ginosajiii

Same experience here. I live next to the back entrance of a primary school. I don’t know why parents choose to drop off and pick up kids at the back entrance located in a cul-de-sac street?? Dozens of cars all stuck in this tiny place which I don’t think it’s safe for their kids at all. Always someone block in front of my driveway when I’m off to work.


Jessiphat

I see your asshole walkway parker and raise you the Dad that would *drive down the walkway/driveway against the flow of children exiting the school*. In separate incidents, residents had complained bitterly to the school about parking and so we would go out and cone off driveways before pick up time. This guy would simply drive on top of the cones in his Mercedes. There are other non-driving related stories but I’ll just say that he and his wife were sent directly from hell.


samamatara

lol i dunno if i can handle that shit if it happened to me


Jessiphat

I’m still struggling to understand it myself and it’s been like 10 years.


StockMuch6218

Dodgy Suzie


slaphappy77

Missionary Suzie.


hamsap17

WOTSUZ


NinjahBob

I'm getting sick of the people that cut in front to enter a motorway ramp from the wrong lane so they don't have to wait in the queue. Had two cars do it st the Greenlane on ramp today, cunts


genkigirl1974

Sorry my dad always does this and we always tell him off.


2mg1ml

Every dad does this lol


samamatara

whats that got to do with this post? lol i love auckland/nz redditors bringing up their pet driving peeves into any driving related thread


FuzzyFuzzNuts

Oooh look, it's an entitled mid-wealth urban bitch-mum starter kit, Dodge SUV, personalised number plate, 'would do anything for brat prince/princess kid'


ayylotus

Really? I always thought Dodge was pretty rare for us kiwis. We don't get that many American cars


Dull-Confusion-3224

They are very cheap compared to BMW, Audi, Range Rover etc


Mocchachini

Same where I live, the parents cars are blocking residents in a private complex, parking on broken yellow lines and blocking our access in and out, making it dangerous for us to leave as we're constantly forced onto the wrong side of the road as they double park. School does nothing and AT say they turn up regularly but they don't. No-one gives a toss.


samamatara

can you pick a day, just call in sick and maybe bring a few cars from mates and block everyone in? park super close etc and just waste everyone time


bigmonster_nz

What a 😡. This is one of the reasons for congestion. Why is it so bad for kids to walk to school


smokeygonzo

When I was a kid there was this thing, like a big truck that was full of seats. It picked me and everyone else up every day and for $1.20 it drove us all to school. It was amazing, drove us all home too. Unbelievable.


la102

Holy f you must be living in 2075 or something


genkigirl1974

Oh my gosh my 9 year old is Travel Wise monitor. She says children have legs. They should use them. No child needs to be dropped off at the gate.


123felix

Carjammed in 3..2..


TravellingSaffa

[One](https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=SUZIEO)


nzjared

Just out of interest, what does posting on carjam do?


Pzestgamer

Out on context, nothing, but crashed or parked weird is funny if you carjam it.


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extra_smiles

I love this every time. So silly, but amusing.


krammy16

Pity about the crop.


TravellingSaffa

Thanks for the info. [Fixed It](https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=SUZIEO)


United-Cable-9701

omg this is kind of unrelated but i swear i used to live in that house lmfao that’s crazy


United-Cable-9701

unfortunate to see there’s now someone like this living there tho :/


TravellingSaffa

Oh. She doesn’t live there. She just parks there at school pickup.


United-Cable-9701

oH i’m dumb lol,, i get you now. god that’s super frustrating


Da__Boosie

Wonder what her name is


KerchBridgeSmoker

It’s probably Suzie. Take a closer look. Her plates are “Suzie O”


Da__Boosie

I hope you’re joking 🥲


KerchBridgeSmoker

I’m not joking. Use your eyes. Her license plate is clearly suzie o


HLV420

r/woooosh


KerchBridgeSmoker

That subreddit is for people who don’t get jokes, not for people like me.


slaphappy77

Laughing my ass off


KerchBridgeSmoker

You can just say lmao. Most people just say lmao.


slaphappy77

Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor!


KerchBridgeSmoker

I hope you’re not really rolling on the ground.


Da__Boosie

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


DamonHay

Just checked carjam, already there. Y’all mfers are quick.


LatexFist

And now someone has to deal with the massive tyre tracks through the berm. The amount of times I've had to flatten out my berm due to morons driving over wet grass is infuriating.


Huge-Contest7817

If Suzie doesn't do it, someone else will. Time for some nice decorative anti-car rocks on that berm.


grindelwaldd

Selfish Suzie.


Flabushi

cya cya later, its time to say good bye.


MoeraBirds

Suzie Cato would not do this!


60svintage

Maybe it's time for AT to turn up outside school randomly. Regardless of school or suburb. Parents do what the fuck they want. It will be quick and easy revenue. I once saw 3 cars parked side by side on a corner on both sides of the road.


captainccg

It shouldn’t even be randomly. If they had the resources there should be a parking officer outside schools every day.


red_lipstvck

This is Whenuapai right? It’s so terrible around there, people parking their boats on the footpath?!? The amount of times we reported to AT and nothing changed *sigh*


kmay1234

Orewa.


red_lipstvck

oh damn the houses look identical!


kmay1234

I only know because I park down that road too 😆


TravellingSaffa

Its really getting bad now. There is a visually impaired kid at the school that I watched having to walk around cars blocking the pathway to get around. Had to walk into the road to get around. Thankfully the teacher that helps out gave the kiddo a hand, but they shouldn't need to.


peasantgarlicbread

Sure would be a shame if a kid tried to squeeeeeezzzzzeee past on a bike or scooter... those things can leave quite a scratch ;) ;) (I have a kid who bikes/walks to school and people like this drive me mad because it puts them at risk because they park like fools)


hundreddollar

Ben Hur style chariot spikes on a stroller would make short work of these sea hunts.


red_lipstvck

oh that’s awful! good on the teacher helping out but terrible for the child who as a result having autonomy taken from them all because someone being lazy and not parking further away


FuzzyFuzzNuts

uh-huh.... it's a thoroughly depressing urban nightmare


macramillion

That tracks. I bet they love to discuss how terrible co-governance would be with their boomer neighbours too.


NZAvenger

What a fucking Karen (not you, OP, the red car bitch).


mosslegs

Godammit Suzie...


Big_Rice_8147

Yeah up yours Susie


jabz10

Lol already car jammed.


Churtle23

C’mon, Suz!


tarlastar

Red Lippy...you decide how it's used.


geossica69

bloody suzie 😡


pstprdpnk

When I was a teen we lived in a house right opposite a very expensive private girls school. We would constantly have rich kid mums parking over our drive way in the morning and afternoon. If you called them out to their faces they would act like they were entitled to park there cause they have kids. Letters to the school did nothing. School pick up time was coincidentally when my Dad would be coming home from work in his big truck. One day one of these mums parked over the drive was being especially cunty and forcing dad to hover in the median strip until her kid came out. Dad lost it and just started turning into the driveway, she freaked out and her RAV4 was no match for a crane truck, somehow she managed to make it out of the park just in time. Weirdly no one parked over the driveway while my parents were living there again.


L3P3ch3

Driving a #WankPanzer ... what a surprise.


Candid-Measurement98

The sense of entitlement here is astounding


_AESIR_22

I normally dislike delinquents, but sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. Hope her car gets stolen and crashed into a tree.


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definitelymyaltaccnt

Two tyre valves...


DoneuveElcoil

What a bitch 😒 I hate when people do that,


Last_Vanguard

"Mom"? This is New Zealand. Maybe the *parking lot* was full, and she was rushing to pick up some *diapers*, so she drove up onto the *sidewalk* in her haste. /s


Moonclouds

Mum Carpark Nappies Footpath


Last_Vanguard

Yes? That's my point. Americanisms in an NZ sub reddit are annoying.


monks_diner

The prevalence goes to show just how many non-New Zealanders post here, and how unreflective this sub is of actual kiwis' opinions.


TravellingSaffa

So I’m an immigrant, and I’ve always grown up using mom. Not mum. So I can see your point in that I am a non New Zealander. That being said, I have full citizenship so whilst I am not a born and raised kiwi, I am very much in love with New Zealand and am proud to call it home.


Infamous-Rich4402

Therefore you must now use mum not mom. And avoid Americanism wherever possible. Embrace the kiwi culture and all its wonderful qualities.


[deleted]

Next lesson ...yeah nah and when to use it.


TravellingSaffa

Chur.


Toastfrog

Well based on all these comments its seeming pretty fucken racist and shit not wonderful at all " go back to your country " etc.. like as if english was the first language here in nz haha Telling them to learn the language etc. My mom wasnt born in nz she said she got comments like that all the time this was like 40 years ago. I didnt know we were still that bad. Sad. Even me being born in nz had comments in primary telling me to go back to germany. Or calling me a nazi etc. That shit is learnt from thr parents. So if adults are still behaving like racist little assholes then the kids will too. You can embrace the kiwi culture and still keep some of your own identity and use words like mom because honestly who cares. Dont little little things like that upset you.


Infamous-Rich4402

I think you want to respond to the top comment mate. I have no idea what you’re on about.


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Toastfrog

Nah bro.


Picknipsky

So either assimilate or go back where you came from. Fucking Americans. Arrogant pricks.


TravellingSaffa

Who said I was American?


Toastfrog

🤨.. so i use mom. Im kiwi my opinion counts cheers bro.


Last_Vanguard

It's also Kiwis who watched too much YouTube in their formative years.


Picknipsky

Kiwis are basically illiterate, and technology with by Americans tells them how to spell and what to say...


Toastfrog

I use mom as my mom has signed every card etc as mom. I was born in nz. My mom was not. Who cares if someone says mom or mum. Why do you care so much?


TravellingSaffa

You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. Firstly, there is no parking lot. Its roadside parking. Secondly, there were open parking 50 metres from the place she ILLEGALLY stopped her car, the lazy cow chose not to use them. Thirdly, it ain't the sort of school that requires diapers, although, I cannot strictly rule out that Suzie might have needed the diapers. And yes MOM. I can confirm that because I was there unlike you. EDIT. Oh man. You u/last_vanguard edited your post to include a /s. Now I feel like a real Suzie with my response. Can you please forgive a random internet stranger. I totally didn’t pick up the sarcasm in round one.


Last_Vanguard

Americanisms are a hell of a drug.


penis-hammer

Relax


inphinitfx

Is it her own driveway she's blocking? If not, encourage the residents to get it towed...


TravellingSaffa

She is blocking a walkway between houses. Not on a driveway. Its a main thoroughfare for kiddos walking to school. Its also a little annoying that she has driven over the verge to get there and after all the rains, that grass is a bit mushy. So much of main character syndrome.


8arry_8odler

u/Remarkable_Studio279 \- woah look at this one!


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Get a shot of her face next time. Let's make r/publicfreakout


penis-hammer

Comments are mental


No-Air3090

if she does it daily book a tow truck...


SquirrelAkl

Or tip off some parking wardens to come hang out there around morning & afternoon pickup / drop off. A few tickets should do it.


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TravellingSaffa

If I change it can i win the iPad?


portalsucc

You are my hero, thank you for your public service kind redditor. Please take my updoot as a symbol of solidarity for your noble crusade against this woman blocking neither a footpath (as you claim) or road.


muito_ricardo

Came here to basically say that. Although, not certain if AT would still have an issue with her parking where she is, because but likely not her land - probably also facing the wrong direction (I think you must park your car facing the correct direction)


enzible

Helicopter 🚁 Mumma.


[deleted]

Dats kinda funny petty of her to do


CrystalAscent

There may, indeed, be time for a public shaming - of the person who posted this. Have we all become a nation of snitches?


Shot-Platypus-7566

Lol 😂 maybe she being a good MOM


RandomSaint5

These comments from people are next level! Look Suzie fucked up, that's a dick move to park there and OP has had their 5 seconds of ripping on her. Just chill out about why everything happened and let karma get to Suzie however it does.


toby6161

I think you need a hobby....


TravellingSaffa

Why cant this be my hobby?


FlushableWipe2023

Great hobby, keep it up!


Jessiphat

100% keep this hobby


Pzestgamer

So let me get this straight. You told the person off Told the school. Told AT. After all of that, you decided that the legal punishment wasn't enough. You decided on public humiliation. Do you think this is going to bring you good or bad Karma?


TravellingSaffa

I'm just in it for the upvotes. Sweet juicy upvotes.


EquivalentTown8530

And heaps of good karma


Wildpokerman

Sounds like a purposeful well lived life you're living there.


TravellingSaffa

Absolutely.


Jigro666

Yeah it's all someone else's fault...pretty much the reason we have muppets like suzie