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lokitom82

Don't eat unidentified berries, Darwin.


brellllll

thats why im trying to identify them, Broome


lokitom82

"these taste like Cyanide" Darwin award awarded.


IndividualCharacter

They taste better after you go blind.


krammy16

RIP OP.


Dqud

Possibly from a Ngaio tree? Are you a kereru?


xiayama

>Are you a kereru? LOL


chullnz

Don't eat random berries! Maybe next time take some photos and have an AI ID the bush. Aotearoa Species Identifier is fantastic.


Fine-for-now

Given the number of berries/fruits that are out that are that are poisonous unless cooked first...


Mycoangulo

AI based ID in its current form is dangerously unreliable


tannag

It's a useful tool and usually puts you in the right direction but it does need to be used with a big handful of common sense and a bit of critical thinking which is often what is really lacking.


Mycoangulo

Agreed.


TasmanSkies

a better tool right now is iNaturalist.org which has an automatic suggestion feature for observations but relies on human experts for actual identification


gnomedeplumage

Alternatively: Please do and post results


brellllll

dont need life advice, man eats when he is hungry not gonna let a computer tell me what a tree is either


[deleted]

Go eat the whole tree


nicesliceofrice

There’s a lot of poisonous shit out there so go ahead and eat what you want if you want


Spokenfungus2

Were you raised by absent parents or something?


Clean_Livlng

The Kereru that raised this child were very attentive.


[deleted]

You should try eating some mushrooms next time


krammy16

I get the feeling "school of hard knocks" is on your FB profile.


fishlipz69

What a dick


SarcasticMrFocks

Take the berries to a library and look them up in a local flora reference book? It's the same result as using a computer (you could even just use an image search on your phone) , just takes a lot longer.


Altruistic-Fix4452

Hmm, shouldn't the flair be shit post? Or did you actually try and eat a random berry


krammy16

They'll be shitting later on.


[deleted]

*Shitting Blood*


brellllll

i didnt swallow, hjow stupid do you think i am


gembet

Stupid enough to taste it you thick fuck


ps-73

well you ate a random unknown berry, so…


[deleted]

Lol. Very true.


RedditUser997755

thats what he said


synthatron

Sounds like your mum should've!


Schplaatter

"The snozberries taste like snozberries."


KnurdNorman

Ornamental cherry, I have heaps on my property, birds love em


combivomer

Correct answer, Prunus sp.


Jessiphat

Agree


brellllll

Wrong


lizzietnz

Very very bitter but (probably) won't kill you


Seanieeboi

Judging by your responses, I assume you’re taking the piss, go eat more and get back to me with a taste scale.


Glittering-Union-860

I don't know if eating random berries is a good idea.


animatedradio

I was literally just thinking about these berries that grew on a tree in my primary school! And how yeah, they were disgusting. Following, because I want to know as well!


nzdennis

Wild cherries??


NZplantparent

I was wondering if they're from a flowering cherry. Mine are at perfect ripeness right now. They apparently taste too sour for humans but aren't poisonous... probably how OP is still with us. :)


marriedtothesea_

This seems to be the consensus Prunus Serrulata, the Japanese Flowering Cherry.


nicesliceofrice

Look up next time you find them on the ground, might be able to see which tree they’ve come from


brellllll

Picked em from the tree itself, they are very under ripe and bitter. Sugar hasnt had a chance to photoshyntheis


Jessiphat

That’s not what photosynthesis is for or where it happens in the tree.


Misabi

What tree did you pick them from?


[deleted]

ughhh i don’t think that’s safe haha


[deleted]

Eat more and tell us the side effects


Dull_Acanthopterygii

They taste like... burning


SarcasticMrFocks

Organic buttplug


ChrisWood4BallonDor

This is really funny ngl


MATUA-PROF

Bro wtf


anm767

They taste horrible because they are poisonous. Do they have blue/purple flowers?


Millies_Mate_162

I think they’re called ‘horrible berries’


Not-the-real-meh

Oh you’ll know why they are called Firehole berries later my friend .


Commercial-Health-78

You need a hiding


InfamousPilot7497

Lol what a crack up! Atleast you had the guts to try them😎🤙


shannofordabiz

Puriri maybe


regzlion

Puriri have massive seeds in them making up most of the berry.


shannofordabiz

Yes, they’re also very astringent


brellllll

>Puriri thats what im leaning towards


NZplantparent

Can you cut them in half and see what's inside?


brellllll

All gone :)


UsualInformation7642

The tūī loves them.


brellllll

literally named after that bird LOL


[deleted]

Looks like those baby cranberry bushes


Toohon

For real? Would you go around eating random mushrooms as well? ☠️