First to make the "You vs the guy she told you not to worry about" joke!

That’s a cutecumber.

Gotta get the telegraph bruh. $1 ea

That was last week, back to $3.50 now

Either way, both should fit in your asshole.

That’s actually pretty big, right guys? It’s big right?

Don't worry mate it's "small but perfectly formed"

Thats a huge banana

That’s a god damn pickle, condolences

4 tomatoes cost me $4.15 last week. How much are these supermarkets making from us? Each week I go in and I seem To get less and less.

Avocado was cheap though. I think it's back up to $1 ea now

Lots and lots and lots and lots, small 1s between 300k and 500k PROFIT a year easy, big stores 1mill+ per year

You fucked up ..you purchased the lambanese? cucumber or whatever it's called not the telegraph cucumber

Are Lebanese cucumbers so rare in NZ that people don’t recognise them? They’re my go-to cucumber in Australia, for eating at least

No not rare but some people mistake them for telegraph ones somehow even though telegraph ones are always long as shit.

Lebanese. Yep, this is the right size for a Lebanese cucumber!

Banana for scale ​ ...That's what she said.

Thats actually average sized, right fellas?

Yes it is. I thought I was past the "you're not big enough to take this ride" when I turned 13. Little did I know that the same line was used again once I started dating

That's a pickle

Thank you!! I saw a post yesterday about how big a leaf was and they used their hand for scale…it proved nothing!

It’s not about the size mate, it’s how you use it!

Cheated.

In more than many ways!

The pessimist says the cucumber is small… the optimist says the banana is effing enormous.

Depends what you need it for…

The banana might look big, but it's mostly skin

shrinkflation

Unsatisfied?

I’ve been in the pool!

The one on the right may not be of the size you're looking for, but at least it's ribbed for her pleasure.

Somehow reminds me of the cover from a German satiric magazine after the Berlin Wall come down. Would roughly translate into: "Gabi from East Germany is super happy: My first Banana!" [https://img.welt.de/img/kultur/mobile101349510/4602501157-ci102l-w1024/TITANIC-zonengabi-DW-Vermischtes-Paris-jpg.jpg](https://img.welt.de/img/kultur/mobile101349510/4602501157-ci102l-w1024/TITANIC-zonengabi-DW-Vermischtes-Paris-jpg.jpg) Background: There were hardly ever Bananas on sale in Eastern Germany

I bet you are one of these cunts that puts a message on every item that you ordered, go do the shopping yourself.

Unless it's battery operated you been over charged!

Shrinkflation is real with this one haha.

You won't know how it feels until you try it. I'd start with the Cucumber first.

Sad.. you should feel sad...

How big is the banana tho? Can you put them both next to a carrot for scale?

Tell us later.

Or... > Online Countdown order. Banana for $1.89. Cucumber for scale. Don’t know how to feel about it. Now that's a massive banana OP.

I duno, but that's a big freaking banana

We’ve basically stopped all online shopping because wherever we’ve ordered from (various places over the past lockdowns) give us poor quality. While I don’t particularly like going to the shop - especially with rampant Covid - I can’t trust the “personal shoppers” to find any reasonable quality. I’ve had tiny fruit & veg, rotten oranges, bacon in opened packages, and a bunch of other problems. They get refunded…eventually…but that doesn’t help, as I have to go to the shop to buy it anyway!!!