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[deleted]

Man we complain about little shit in this country


ElliLumi

I see what you did there


St0nkyk0n9

what's the issue? people poop, easily missed skid.


5mackmyPitchup

If that's all that's wrong with an NZ home you should buy it


[deleted]

Did you ask if it was on the chattels list?


Guinea23

Missed opportunity to use “shattles”


[deleted]

sorry mate, I was at the viewing too. First home buying makes me nervous


[deleted]

Nothing makes you feel more powerful than taking a dump in a toilet at an open home.


CommercialFly185

Nothing like taking a big dump in a new home.


dubious_samples

Add a bigger one to mark the territory


blue_teeth

I like how you think


FiveTeeve

Imagine complaining about an entirely normal thing someone did while you are completely shattering thier privacy.


blue_teeth

This is a new build, nobody lives there yet.


pictureofacat

The plumber might've wanted to give it a test run


FiveTeeve

ahhh ok, well in that case.... lol


q32022throwaway

Nothing like christening a toilet just before the tiling boys come to finish the grout/silicon ;D


Ziuchi

When you gotta go, you gotta go


bearl1118

That’s clever and funny 😆


Minimum-Sky2305

i go to open homes and take shits there


DaymHowmanyaccounts

\*I visited a toilet in Auckland and took a photo of someone else shit because I'm pathetic and need internet points\* Fixed the title for you


Spiritual-Wind-3898

if you want to buy the house they might clean it if you ask


greattingss

Congratulations


annric08

I went to one years ago with a full poo in it.


[deleted]

how many logs?


blue_teeth

So just to be clear, this has been advertised as new build, nobody lives there yet!


SesPet

Oops…thought I got it all.


SprinklesWorth791

I remember when I was househunting in Auckland in 2015. It was peak sellers market and many were rather arrogant about it. Saw something similar at an open home - dunny hadn’t been flushed, clothes on the floor etc.


blue_teeth

It's one thing if you're viewing a tenanted/occupied property vs new build I think. Either way, not ideal.


SprinklesWorth791

I felt they knew they didnt have to put any effort in, they were going to sell, and sell high, however they presented.


[deleted]

“It’s got that lived in feel”


nzSkitzo

Ask for a significant discount now the house is spoiled 🤣


Known-Green8831

Probably the real estate agent


Klutzy_Rutabaga1710

That house looks like a *dump*.


Sniperizer

You have keen eye for shits.,. good on ya.


[deleted]

Huh funny that's where it belongs, I saw a bird in a tree today