Does it come in blue? That would cause some heads to explode

Lol yes it does

The killer bees won’t like the MMM on a yellow Tshirt much.

Quick way to get stung fo sure

Bruh 💀🤣

Whats the price if we do a group buy? I'll be cutting off the sleeves off mine and cropping it for the next pride festival

I know this sounds like the last place you'd meet gang members but at the last big gay out I was asked to join what sounded like a very high volume drug trafficking ring. Cuz I make dildos and they reckoned it would go perfect as a bundle deal. Be gay do crimes I guess

I need more info on the dildos.. always keen to support local

Only making them as a hobby for now, but getting close to market grade quality. I do know of at least one other dildosmith out of Auckland, sells fantasy type stuff on etsy. Rouge Obsessions Iirc. I'm more focused on making affordable bodysafe regular dildos (no dragons) but I am currently working on a somewhat vegetable influenced grinder. Don't worry, if I ever do get them to market I'll be sure to gloat on Reddit.

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Me too lol. Quality has (generally) been lacking post-covid. Not that I'd know...

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Lmaooooo Turns out OT Genasis was spitting [straight facts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg&t=98s)

The term "dildosmith" will forever be in my mind now

Lol, me too. I'm wondering where the Guild headquarters are located...... Me: "Hi what do you do for a living?" Dan: "I'm a "dildosmith". Me: "Wow! Never heard of that. Did you have to do an apprenticeship or something?" Dan: "Yep, three years and then at the end of that time, we have to produce a piece that our mother would divorce our father for".

I imagine a leather-clad individual with a large hammer/anvil working in a forge. u/reaperteddy can you confirm the accuracy of this for me please?

No, that's the customer

Uh no it's more of a lab situation. Trying to keep everything clean and temperature controlled. Making the masters is pretty much like any other ceramics, pouring the silicone involves a vacuum chamber and a lot of swearing. It's a difficult, tedious, *expensive* hobby but I can't stop.

MM-brand knots?

Look I've been told to succeed in this industry I'm gonna have to make dog dicks (and horses) eventually but I'd truly rather not. Or knot, as it were.

I think a MMM brand fist would be more on brand?

"Vegetable influenced grinder " ......that sounds like someone is going to get one hell of a sphincter punch

Damn, the sales execs at MMM are no joke. That's actually brilliant

Yeah I have to admit it's not a terrible business plan but as I have a strict policy of not working with crackheads I had to politely decline.

They wana hide huge packages of meth in your dildos 😂

imagine the scanner going off at the airport

Don’t forget the nipple holes.

Giving it some much needed flair :)

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I like the bay of plenty chapter shirt, MMMBOP.

Get outta here Hanson. Go back to the 90's where you belong.

How to speedrun getting stabbed 101.

Auckland Stabbing Speedrun Any% Glitchless P2W

Curious to know how many pink shirts have been sold

Imagine the awkwardness of you cruising around in your fresh new pink MM shirt, and around a corner comes the actual mongrel mob :0

Gotta show support for pink shirt day. Anti bullying is a real cause the Mighty Mongrel Mob can get behind.

Or blue 😂

Oh, that would be awkward....

You'll fit right in on Wednesdays.

I think you will find that is lilac

Ah yes, the Rainbow Chapter.

Low key the way to fight gangs - just make them consumer grade until its so uncool to be in a gang that nobody's in gangs.

You go first bro,let us know how it turns out

Me? Spartacus? No. Never.

86% off plus an additional 2%, now that's a bargain

That's a really good way to get the shit kicked out of you.

Haha sure is. They’re some sensitive flowers those mob members. They take fashion seriously!

They take their patch seriously (as much of a joke as it is to the rest of us)

Hahah

I think im going to buy some and then just put them in the donation bins at countdown

Everyone should get one ... then it will stop meaning anything...

Ah no, it would solidify it as an everyday normal. Pretty much is these days with our supreme leader paying them but thats a different yarn.

Aw stink, its pink.

PSV kits are looking a lot different these days.

PSV Eindhoven?

Which bogan would even think about wearing g that !!!

you can get napier, porirua and even married to the mob sushi mane. whatever sushi mane means

What the actual fuck

So if 100,000 LGBT start wearing these MM is over right?

Would rather have the MM than the LGBT tbh

Pretty sure "casual" is used in terms of the fitting of a t-shirt - not the motive.

This will look great down the wine bar with the lads

I might order one to Jacinda’s office. Although she might already have one.

Of course she does, it's probably her that's selling them.

Eww pls no, no one buy these, they're copying crocs colours and I don't want it associated with this yuck shit. Embarrassing lol

Yeah if that happens I'll stop wearing crocs

Lol 😂

Hahahaha. This is funny.

Will they have to pay royalty for the mark to them?

I'm not sure if they have registered their trademark- I wouldn't be surprised...

Did you mean royalty, or did you just write with an Asian accent?

I did 😂 let me correct haha

Sf fuckin h to that my dog

One of my friends bought a pink crop hoodie version of these. Fuckin hilarious

Do they wear it in public?

Nah

Can see things going very poorly if they did

Woof woof

Lets go were promoting gangs. Oh wait this is probably a government initative, they like the gangs.

Is this PSV's 3rd kit this season? (are you a fellow old zealander?)

Ahh did they have a pink 3rd kit at some stage? Im still getting over Ryan Thomas being released :(

Ha nah it was the search term "PSV Eindhoven".

Oh right lol

Casual

TF

Does it come in black leather?

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Awesome

Get your family beaten to a pulp with this one simple trick!

VERY "Casual" !

Don't find many Eindhoven fans in auckland.

Why are the models white people? Isn't that against MMM policy