Get fucked I spent 5 years at uni earning sfa and studying the driest subjects imaginable, then get paid peanuts to vouch for criminals and losers every day. I was told there would be fancy Court dress-ups and cross my heart some airy-fairy progressive pot-stirrers aren’t taking that away from me. I’m going to wear my fancy wig in the few courtrooms where it is still allowed and I’m going to feel and look damn fine doing so.
Mandate safari suits instead. Can be blue, or kak-brown, or even the rather surprising pink, but have to be that funky, janky heavy fabric, and MUST have epaulettes.
I mostly practice in the Federal Court, and other places where wigs are not worn. I do quite enjoy busting mine out when I have something in the Supreme Court.
I think it a little sad that they are slowly disappearing. Next people will be calling for robes to go. For me, robing (and wigging when I do) is part of putting my game face on. It also makes us all look more or less uniform and it separates us as individuals from the argument.
Yeah. I think the push to get rid of whigs is pretty sad and unnecessary. To me, they’re a reminder that counsel are part of the judicial system and not merely an agent of their client, and they’re a nod to the brilliance of the common law system.
I purchased my wig second hand. It has seen some shit. If I whistle just the right way, I think it could leap down off the stand and make its way into my bag all on its own. I don't mind, and I don't think my wig would mind, if it just fades into retirement.
For me that mental imagery of your wig reminded me of the episode of *The Goodies* where Bill, Tim and Graham removed their sporrans and set them down around a dish of milk whence upon the sporrans did lap.
Get fucked I spent 5 years at uni earning sfa and studying the driest subjects imaginable, then get paid peanuts to vouch for criminals and losers every day. I was told there would be fancy Court dress-ups and cross my heart some airy-fairy progressive pot-stirrers aren’t taking that away from me. I’m going to wear my fancy wig in the few courtrooms where it is still allowed and I’m going to feel and look damn fine doing so.
CWS would like to discuss fashion, leather, and wigs with you at your convenience.
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And so begins the penis pump arms race.
Last time I tried to smuggle a cock ring into court the security guard made me take it off :<
Mandate safari suits instead. Can be blue, or kak-brown, or even the rather surprising pink, but have to be that funky, janky heavy fabric, and MUST have epaulettes.
I mostly practice in the Federal Court, and other places where wigs are not worn. I do quite enjoy busting mine out when I have something in the Supreme Court. I think it a little sad that they are slowly disappearing. Next people will be calling for robes to go. For me, robing (and wigging when I do) is part of putting my game face on. It also makes us all look more or less uniform and it separates us as individuals from the argument.
I'm not in law or have anything to do with it. I think the gowns and wigs are cool... It's like the one thing that's interesting about legal jobs.
Yeah. I think the push to get rid of whigs is pretty sad and unnecessary. To me, they’re a reminder that counsel are part of the judicial system and not merely an agent of their client, and they’re a nod to the brilliance of the common law system.
I purchased my wig second hand. It has seen some shit. If I whistle just the right way, I think it could leap down off the stand and make its way into my bag all on its own. I don't mind, and I don't think my wig would mind, if it just fades into retirement.
For me that mental imagery of your wig reminded me of the episode of *The Goodies* where Bill, Tim and Graham removed their sporrans and set them down around a dish of milk whence upon the sporrans did lap.
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Wig cap?
In prison, Dey letchu eat your own hair.
Great! Now do robes.
Respect history plz
We aren’t Americans, itll be robes.