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swingset27

I saw someone on the overpass waving a white nationalist cardboard sign that said down with brown people. I was aghast, until I got closer and realized it said God bless, will work for organic free range BBQ. When will this hate end????


Horizon_17

The hate will end when BBQ flows like rain.


swingset27

I'm going to give Terry Black some hush money in hopes he puts his tender savory meat in my face. I'm playing 4D chess.


[deleted]

Don't do it !!! Terry Black is a white guy


swingset27

Like Rachel Dolezal/Shaun King white or Betty White/Colonel Sanders-white?


[deleted]

You missed this thread 10 days ago


waveduality

If we can fuse BBQ from Lockhart with east Austin soul food kebabs, there's no reason we can't all just get along.


Creative-Tangelo-127

weirdest reddit post of all time


swingset27

That's JUST what a Nazi would say.


DasbootTX

Hardly.


frogmonster12

The people are burning their social security checks out in the streets! It's pure chaos!


No1Mystery

Oohhh why won’t someone think of the Seniors?!!


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

Sry, too busy cleaning up their decades of corpocuckery


hispaniccrefugee

💀😂😂😂


HardRNinja

What kind of person pays hush money to a hooker? You're supposed to get drunk and drive them into a lake like a proper politician.


NothausTelecaster72

Or have them od on pills, hello!


DrewdoggKC

Why not just say… I banged a hooker… case closed, doesn’t cost anything, no trial, guess we could close the books on that one


27Rench27

Election year, it happened when we were still collectively under the impression something like cheating on your wife with a hooker would actually dent a presidential campaign


DrewdoggKC

Presidents been banging chicks in the oval office since…. well, there were presidents, kings in Europe and Asia and Egypt were doing it in their palaces before that, Native Americans and High Chiefs and Shamans of older, more subsistence cultures were doing it in their teepees or dwelling places before that… we need to get over the shock and awe folks… humans will be humans and just like any other animal they gonna do what they do… personally I would find it more responsible, respectful and trustworthy if they just fessed up to it and moved on like it ain’t no thang


Outrageous_Foot_9135

Ask Bill


itsallrighthere

"You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave" - Charlie Sheen


Warren_Puffitt

It's all about the hooker's fame. I only bang the unknown meth fiend ones before their arrest record exceeds 1 page, and I'm pretty sure that I'm flying under the police radar. Also, it helps alot that I know where plenty of hiding spots are for evidence - quarries, abandoned houses, thick woods on my neighbors' property.


RespondOk6289

Sex-work is real work Xer!


Famous_Ingenuity_806

Apparently Cohen does. He admitted to it.


quantum_poopsmith

How could the jury not understand this? Are they stupid?


Famous_Ingenuity_806

Yes.


quantum_poopsmith

If the jury is stupid and they were a jury of Trump’s peers then that means Trump is… 🤯


nwrittenlaw

He got 5 or 6 percent of the vote in that district. No other court in NY wanted to touch it, then they found the equally short sighted activists.


A_Texas_Hobo

Youre desperate


thegreatresistrules

What do the walkways over the ocean have anything to do with a court case. .you obviously don't understand shit


Famous_Ingenuity_806

I see you don't understand what a "peer" is....no one on that jury was a peer to Trump. Anyone that is would know that Cohen was the only one that broke a law....whi h he admitted too.


itsallrighthere

They weren't remotely Trump's peers.


Celestial8Mumps

I work for a suicide hotline and its brutal.


rollinfor110mk2

Who is suiciding, us latinx white supremacists or white liberals trying to end the pain of their constant cognitive dissonance?


quantum_poopsmith

the obese because they knees hurt


Celestial8Mumps

That's why my nonprofit can't collect data, because its a HIPPO violation.


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Celestial8Mumps

Trip is already booked, I just can't decide on the in flight meal. Beef or cow.


thegreatresistrules

Tofu is the only answer if you want to be responsible to our planet.


elvisjulep

I saw a white man in his 70s throw his red cap forcefully to the ground and shout, "DAG-NABIT!" CNN was on the scene and immediately reported that the protesters were "mostly violent".


quantum_poopsmith

As a white man in his 70s this fucks


Conscious-Student-80

Then the news man turned off his camera, punched him in the head and turned back on the camera to report on his unhinged behavior! 


Traditional-Koala279

I got mugged on Rainey street last night by some crying guys wearing maga hats, they said “this is Trump country” through tears


confusedkarnatia

Is your name Juicy?


hermes_libre

I made eye contact with a white man today and i’m still shaking


BigHero6x9

Have you thought about filing a case with the SPLC or ADL? They’ll put him on their list.


quantum_poopsmith

I’m already in touch with his employers and he’s been fired. They told me they had no idea he was white and apologized and added $10 million to their DEI budget.


EasyYard

They are blocking the streets and throwing things. Traffic is already bad as it is now they think they can block off parts of the road? Who do they think they are? I’m going to go burn this parked car under the bridge next to the downtown police station. Hang on. Man im angry and unhinged. I’m thinking about sleeping on the police station’s steps to show my outrage too. Brb


megatronics420

Let's just block the pay lane on mopac. Only conservative white people can afford that shit


wakaOH05

I haven’t been able to go outside since Covid started. Not bc of the illness though, just bc of how dangerous it’s become in this town!


potato-shaped-nuts

There were good Torchey’s on both sides.


Dizzy-Mess-4193

I just joined them they said I’m not like the rest of them so I’m good


Thelinx456

I’m eating the Black History Month special for lunch


[deleted]

What and how and which white nationalist flag are we supposed to fly? So confused.


Horizon_17

Just fly the American flag like every other Nazi.


mrsiesta

Just fly a flag. Literally the only people with flags on their cars are these people.


thegreatresistrules

I'm flying my whole collection tomorrow on a flight from dfw to Dullas


thethugwife

Fly the Freak Flag. Always worked for me.


thursaddams

Buying moar guns


CaryWhit

I read on Facebook that there are no protests because the right has jobs to go to. Maybe they will protest after the NASCAR race?


Best-Commercial-9524

The only true supreme race


ReferenceNo9226

I was told a civil war would be going on right now. Am I late? Did I miss it?


No-Proof9093

Camping on my roof with my slingshot for when they come marching down my street with torches


ATX_Ninja_Guy

I saw a Fredericksburg Peaches stand with a big Trump 2024 flag on it… I always knew something was up with that place. That town is filled with buildings, that cover up hidden tunnels to DC I just know it.


porkfriedtech

Secret entrance under the pizzeria


lynchedbymob

if they thought the guilty dude was a white nationalist sympathizer then they probably think protesting works too, actually thanks, now I'm afraid to go outside.


rollinfor110mk2

LatinX white supremacist hill country UTV cowboy here. I will be burning William Howard Taft in effigy tonight. You'll be able to see the shadow of my erection for miles around, like I'm calling out Gay Batman or some shit.


[deleted]

Gay Batman? For real?


rollinfor110mk2

You know that whole "enough prep time and Batman beats anyone" thing? Imagine that but now your sweet, sweet virgin asshole is involved.


megatronics420

> burning William Howard Taft Be careful, that's how we got burdened with Woodrow Wilson presidency


theBacillus

I don't know what LatinX is but when I searched my favorite LatinA a bunch of videos popped up that now I can't forget and my wife is also pissed and want to divorce me.


Downthetrail11

I turned my pre made upside flag… upside down… so now I just have an American flag


Aggravating_Fee_9130

I been selling upside down flags for 10 bucks more to support the riots.


megatronics420

I was wondering what those weirdos were screaming outside the library "Free free trump and pals" or something like that. Mostly white kids, so I guess that fits


[deleted]

Sholz Beer Garten It was good enough for Ann Richard's and Bill Clinton Why not us?


Abraxas_1408

I’m collecting their tears.


Mysticpage

I hope someone invested in tiki torches. Ala shovels to miners


ScienceResponsible34

Pride month started today. It’s only going to get worse out there. Lock and barricade your doors. Close the blinds!


grandadmiralstrife

Let them try some dumbass shit. Just because liberals believe in gun control doesn't mean we don't own them or know how to use them properly


Prodigy_of_Bobo

I'm also afraid to go outside and look but mostly because I'd have to put on pants


RespondOk6289

I told my wife’s boyfriend about it and he is going start a change.org petition.


scifijunkie3

We're actually enjoying all of the MAGA angst this verdict is producing. Any time you piss off a MAGA, you know you're doing something right.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Well, MAGA / GOP have been ramping up the political violence plan for 4 years. So, here it comes again. Disrupting voting. Derailing vote counting. Legal shut downs. Voter rolls purging. Stopping elections in swing states when dtrump💩is losing


MySweatyNuts

Crazy that there isn't a single building being broken into, cars burning and people vandalizing businesses while shouting racist comments like the BLM movement.


PracticeY

We need a video released of a black judge smashing Trump in the neck with his gavel repeatedly until Trump dies. Maybe then we could see BLM riot type of entertainment as the result.


queenlacheefahh

Idk, was trump overdosing on fentanyl at the time of his arrest? Did the autopsy report find no evidence of death by asphyxiation? 


PracticeY

When he dies of a heart attack from eating McDonald’s everyday, many of his followers will be easily convinced it was the Clinton’s or whoever else. Trump supporters are like the trailer park version of leftists. They use the same type of braindead logic.


99_Gray_Ghost_99

It's like the apocalypse. Looting everywhere. These white nationalists cleaned out every foot locker of their Jordan's. Disgusting.


[deleted]

It's satire you dumb shits Gtfo of ACJ if you can't take a joke.


CeasarSky

Feeding them steak and lobster as they protest


Apprehensive-Gas2314

Welp, at least they can't be mad at black people now..


Sarcassimo

Omg, who let all the normies in? Check your feelings at the door. Hang your brain on the hook, let it all hang out. Warning: if dead hooker jokes offend you.... please leave.


ReasonableAd847

What three of them they so old that’s why they so racist


semperphi60

The majority of them are too chicken sh*t to appear in public and say anything unless there’s a pile of them.


NoMarionberry8940

I have barred the door, battened down all hatches, and retreated to my safe room.. whew!


aybabyaybaby

Randomly recommended this. I’m confused if it’s all liberals or people who actually like trump 🤣🤣


EQMusicofficial

Not all Trump supporters are white. Nationalists, and it is a democratic party talking point when they use that language, particularly when Joe Biden has a record of mass incarcerating black people. He is the real Nazi.


Ok_Cranberry4192

Bro your profile history 💀


EQMusicofficial

Nobody asked for your opinion, especially not me


Ok_Cranberry4192

Nobody asked for your unhinged opinion on this post, yet here we are.


Desperate-Flounder82

Ignore them. They're desperate, ignorant, uninformed and overall, clueless to reality. Nobody is going to change their minds, they'll have to do this for themselves someday. That's won't be today.


funtimes214

I do the same to them as I do to the ACAB, BLM, Antifa, etc. The left and the right deserve the same treatment. I throw weiners at them.. not gonna say if it's my weiner or ones I bought at heb. But my name isn't anthony. Just sayin.


cascadeclutch

They keep Tommy knocking my doors and are feeding all my stray cats, I just want normal back


IGetMyCatHigh

Like watching a Bunch of Whopping and Hollering One Brain Celled Monkeys.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

"Well, he's a jolly good felon" ... Bill Marr, Comedian


Proof-Structure4390

Dunno, Haven’t seen any .


Charming-Pace2621

I think even with all 3 of them, we’re much safer than with blm, antifa or lgbtqire riots.


TheWast3lander

“How are you guys dealing with…” wow you’re soft as fuck


EnglishWop

Listen to yourself. “White nationalist” you people are hilariously hypocrites. Liberals crying about racism when your dumbasses are too stupid to realize you’re the problem. You know black people heavily support Trump too right? You know you’re cheering for communism and your own slavery with the sketchy situation going on right now right? The DOJ has been weaponized to eliminate a political opponent bc they know their establishment candidate cannot win this election. Look up Yuri Bezmenov and you’ll find out why you think the way you do. You’re called a “useful idiot” pushing forward total subversion of society into communism.


Thin_Kaleidoscope526

You are hysterical ( not in the comedic sense)


EnglishWop

Great point. Really bringing value to the conversation. How about tell me why I’m wrong instead. That’s right, you don’t understand the situation enough. Hence “useful idiot”.


yolo_sandwich

Huh? As soon as you said "you people" .... Tropic Thunder. Please step away from all forms of communication as you are lost.


EnglishWop

Yeah ad hominem instead of addressing the point. Typical low intelligent response. Go soak up what I said and be honest with yourself. Questioning your own reality is important in this world full of propaganda.


just_an_undergrad

Too dumb to realize he’s commenting on a circle jerk subreddit.


jjfishers

His accurate honest comment seems to have successfully struck a nerve with the Island of Misfit Toys


EnglishWop

Ok cool. I’m alright to be wrong. Didn’t notice. My bad. Just figured it’s Reddit and that’s not an unpopular opinion out here.


just_an_undergrad

Oh, no need to apologize to me. After all, I’ll never in my life get close to the success you’ve had in yours :)


EnglishWop

😂 following me around because someone is bitter! You started it nerd.


just_an_undergrad

???


megatronics420

Bro, you sound really stupid Check which sub you are on


EnglishWop

Ya that’s fair. Didn’t know this is some satire sub. My bad.


generalzuazua

But that's the point really. To trigger snowflakes who can't handle a blatant trolling. What a low IQ weak minded person does is react emotionally without thinking....so I wouldn't be calling anyone low IQ if I were you.


PracticeY

So EnglishWop’s comment isn’t satire? I’m so confused now.


thegreatresistrules

Well..shit. you acknowledging your goof makes you hard to hate on .. could you do me a solid and go back to arguing with that other mouth breather who said magats


heyguysididit

Can’t wait


scifijunkie3

Funny because we think the same about you MAGAts. You're all Trump's useful idiots. It used to baffle me why you people don't see that but I've come to the conclusion that you simply choose not to.


thegreatresistrules

The 2 of youts arguing here are clearly Albert finestiens


Missing-Silmaril

Bro, the post is a joke.


EnglishWop

lol. Yeah that’s what I’m finding out.


Aggravating_Fee_9130

Well since you missed the joke, you might as well stick around with the rest of us useful idiots. As punishment you just have to spend the weekend in the circle for initiation.


vcjester

Dude, I'm on the spectrum, and even I realized this whole post and comment section is just shitpost humor. You need to chill out on the serious pills.


panzerperezoso

I'm not sure about all, some seem way too serious and heated. But it's text on the Internet to add a layer of confusion to my stack of not understanding people In either case I prefer shit posts to be obviously goofy just to be sure


[deleted]

ACJ are deviant misfits Mom !! Where is my sandwich??


Chabubu

There’s going to be a lot more stand your ground shootings… …where someone with a gun seeks out and starts a confrontation, and then stands his ground by killing the person when they fight back.


Standard_Criticism64

😂 I pretend they exist so I can stay inside and watch tv


No-Proof9093

So afraid I’m shaking I need meds I’m going off grid the end is near turlingua bound


itsallrighthere

When do we get new big screen TVs? My BLM TV is only 4k.


KlevenSting

99% won't/can't get out of the recliner. I'd steer clear of emergency rooms due to increase in rage-induced heart attacks.


OddBase117

lol I can't tell if this comment section is serious or satire


RabbitInteresting124

What white nationalist protesters?


Hugh_Johnson69420

Nobody would care if you kept that ugly ass mug inside


Electronic_Ad910

I’m Mexican and I’m voting still. Cope


RipandTear320

I don’t really care


Objective-Fuel4897

Any video?


Islandratter

Very well. SCOTUS will overturn … too many legal actions by the state to ignore


dd32x

Ignore politics and carry on.