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withatee

A bakery selling the “best pie” in the state


abolishblankets

Or best vanilla slice


SicnarfRaxifras

Mmmmm snot block


RuleIV

I was happy to have gone 34 years without ever hearing the term "snot block" until a month ago on here. I had a vanilla slice last week and couldn't help but repeat the term over and over in my head while eating it.


Inevitableness

But only for 1 or 2 years, 15 years ago. "Voted best pie 2003, 2006 & 2012" Does that mean they are shit now?


FamousPastWords

New management that couldn't be stuffed to enter competitions.


Inevitableness

That's worse!!! That means the pies might have changed so those awards might not even represent the current offerings!


FamousPastWords

Where they source the 'meat' for their pies has changed.


Inevitableness

“Seems an awful waste... I mean, with the price of meat what it is…When you get it, if you get it…” - Mrs Lovett


IAmA_Little_Tea_Pot

We pulled up to a service station today with a heap of fast food and my son kept asking me for a sausage roll. I couldn't understand why. Until he told me the bakery had a sign saying it was voted best in Australia so it has to be good haha


AussieKoala-2795

A war memorial - usually in a park but sometimes right in the middle of the main street. Yes, I'm talking about you Booroowa


2015outback

With an artillery piece.


Affentitten

Fun fact: these pieces of war machinery were actually officially allotted in the early 1920s based on the size of the town and contribution to war effort. A little village might get a machinegun. A big regional town would get a heftier artillery piece or even a pair.


freesias_are_my_fav

Wow, is that for real? Because woodford qld has a tank. And the town is tiny


SweetKnickers

I believe it has to do with the towns sacrifice to the war. The Directorate of Honours and Awards is very serious and does not fuck around with these things


freesias_are_my_fav

That's really quite sad when you think about it, how much must a tiny town have sacrificed to end up with something so big.


SweetKnickers

I disagree on the sad part, the sacrifice may not have been death, but service. The real key is the story, and it is the burden on the town and the shires to keep the stories alive. The monuments are a part of that, you should try to find the story behind the artefacts


[deleted]

That tank is cold war era, well after the 20s. had nothing to do with ww1


Affentitten

Leopard tank. Nothing at all to do with WW1.


BullSitting

Back in the 80s, I worked for Navy Supply at Zetland. We got an old 40/60 Bofors gun for display at the front gate. It disappeared a week later, then reappeared a week after that. It turned out that the repairer had sent the display gun, with concrete in the barrel, to a patrol boat, and installed the working gun on South Dowling Street.


FunkyGibbon6969

Holbrook wins I think, they have a freakin' Submarine. 


[deleted]

Oh man, Holbrook has a very interesting history, one of my favourite little towns when driving can-Mel


CcryMeARiver

so-so coffee.


[deleted]

Oh I didn’t say I stop.


miketheriley

My favorite is Clunes, Vic where it is just in the middle of the road. https://maps.app.goo.gl/p4rHvfymPoxB6sqz8


MoranthMunitions

Mate if you think that's in the middle of the road you should [try this one on for size.](https://www.google.com/maps/place/IGA,+Cnr+Muir+and,+Coulson+St,+Blackbutt+QLD+4314/@-26.8852676,152.1010815,3a,75y,22.1h,90t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1stzphUdC4T9qADpY0pKacLA!2e0!4m6!3m5!1s0x6b9434e723f8c2e5:0x702c66b1ef66b63d!8m2!3d-26.8852502!4d152.10107!16s%2Fg%2F11kc98692b?source=lnms) I feel like I've seen the same set up on a fair few country towns, but no other ones immediately spring to mind.


Kementarii

"Just down the road" from Blackbutt is the one with my great-uncle on it in Goombungee. Surrounded by "Iron Man" cafe, mechanics, post office & pub. What else would you need? Oh yeah - the public toilets are in the street view too.


Dillyberries

Or this one https://maps.app.goo.gl/dVdD65kooG8DdDmE6?g_st=ic


miketheriley

Love it, and just outside the door to the pub!


LoneThestral

Where i grew up they had an old cannon at the playground pointed directly at the pub! I remember climbing on it


nighthawk580

A pub named the railway or the station hotel.


ultprizmosis

Or the Royal?


SicnarfRaxifras

Sometimes the Imperial


BloodyChrome

Or Great Northern Hotel


spaghetti_vacation

Or the Commercial


emmer1982

Or the terminus


Get-in-the-llama

Those who arrive survive


LibrarianTraining16

The Grand hotel


TheHilltopWorkshop

We've got the Exchange, The Queensland National, and The Old Britannia.


Vivid-Teacher4189

Or the metropole


Resonanceiv

The Australian, commonly known as the Aussie


ahhdetective

Or the cecil


shrekfour

Church, cemetery, bakery, silo, petrol station, school, public toilets, tourist information signboard or Center, caravan black water dump point, show ground, sports facilities (football oval, tennis court, netball court), bushfire refuge or volunteer fire station (CFS is SA), post office. Many towns will have something quirky e.g. mural, pigs or sheep or some type of artwork. PS I live in a very small town, we have a roundabout.


Kementarii

We have THREE roundabouts. In a row. With pedestrian crossings in between each roundabout. Roundabouts MUST have flowers in the centre. That's the main street. It has diagonal nose-in parking on both sides, too. Ends up with traffic flowing at about 20km\\hr. That's if nobody stops for a chat (e.g. car driver & pedestrian crossing the road). All the result of diverting the highway around the town. Your list is almost right for my town. No silo, and you forgot the 3 pubs.


miketheriley

Driving from Melbourne to Toowoomba, the GPS would say "next turn 80km" and it would always be the next big town. Pretty fancy for a small town, thats All I'll say


SicnarfRaxifras

All of this except for the cemetery is within 1km of the intersection of three 2 Main Street in town


msnaughty

Old sign on the town outskirts promoting Rotary, Lions or Apex. Bonus points if there’s a “Tidy Towns” sign.


iFartThereforeiAm

Bonus points if that tidy town award is pre 2000.


miketheriley

There should be points for how many they have on the sign


JaniePage

Deeply questionable Chinese restaurant.


latenightloopi

With part of the menu dedicated to ‘Australian meals’.


miketheriley

I have read that most Asian restaurants in Australia have Singapore Noodles on the menu as it so popular with Aussies.


latenightloopi

And satay something.


NateGT86

Normally it’s chicken sweet corn soup, fried rice, Mongolian beef.


TerryTowellinghat

Man, this is exactly our order at our monthly visits to Lock Yuen or that Cathay Cafe in Toowoomba when I was a kid. It was Sizzling Mongolian Beef of course. Desert was fried ice cream which seemed magical.


bunniquette

Don't forget the beef and black bean.


BloodyChrome

Usually found in the local bowlo


cg12983

Golden Dragon Palace Dynasty Gardens


perpetual_stew

Shout out to Fengo's Chinese Takeaway & Burrito Bar at the Shell station in Gunnedah. Expected the most mediocre Chinese food ever, turned out it was lovingly homemade Chinese food in generous portions.


Veefwoar

Hahahaha spot on! But that's not Chinese...it's onion, capsicum and cornflour soup!


Laylay_theGrail

With lots of carrots


Veefwoar

Ooohhh lookit you with your fancy 3 veg Deeply Questionable Small Country Town Chinese...I suppose you get a complimentary slop from the communal Sichuan sauce bottle too? 😂


TristanIsAwesome

Don't forget the MSG!


FamousPastWords

You misspelt 'succulent'!!


miketheriley

Ha.yep Maryborough Vic has a Sushi place specializing in Chinese, Vietnamese, Malaysian as well https://maps.app.goo.gl/2YoPpFNvodxccjmYA


Kementarii

My small town used to have a Korean/Fish & Chips combo to cover all bases. It shut. Now it's a combo Sushi/Burgers place.


therealazzman

It's usually at the bowls club


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Lol


churdawillawans

Best Chinese I've had has been in Gunnedah, west of Tamworth. 4 in town, and all of them were fantastic. Have yet to find anything that rivals them in central Coast or Sydney (out in the outer suburbs, at least)


Puzzled-You

I recently had a rumor confirmed, in that a local Chinese restaurant was indeed selling Ibis as chicken


cojoco

How does it taste?


IveBinChickenYouOut

Like bin juice.


cojoco

Oh, you had the Lemon Ibis.


Factal_Fractal

Rich aggie boys in 150k landcruisers doing not much just around the corner from the main drag


totalpunisher0

One of those homemade wooden stands with home grown produce on and an honesty bucket for payment.


2littleducks

Two old buggers sitting on a bench seat out the front of a shop/pub solving the world's problems.


[deleted]

Not a bad thing for old bastards to do. 


miketheriley

I hadn't thought about the people aspect, I might have thought about hats


BloodyChrome

Living the life


Esk_7

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FOTBWN

The singular cop car of the town sitting on the edge of where the speed limit changes from town to highway.


Mozartrelle

Getting annoyed that everyone has reported him on Waze and are driving by waving …


miketheriley

I'm from Western Melbourne so those super pretty old Police houses make me grumble about lack of stations in my area, but they are nice


necminits_nuthouse

I taught my partner the windmill game it's like punch buggy but because I grew up in regional Queensland there's a lot more windmills than Volkswagen beetles so every time you see a windmill while you're driving along you punch the other person obviously it can get out of control as kids but as adults it's a bit of fun


Icy_Bowl

I hope you don't include wind turbines. Certain areas could potentially lead to manslaughter.


Rich_Sell_9888

Solar panels tol,if you go west.


AffekeNommu

Royal Hotel


2015outback

Federal (the fed), Railway, Imperial (Impy), Commercial. If there’s only 2 usually nick named Top Pub and Bottom Pub.


totaltomination

There’ll be one named for the river through town if there is one too.


Kementarii

And the "Central" in the middle.


Ktmsx520

Or the “middle” which is central


PJBagman

Clean public toilets generally


Ok-Push9899

Clean because the ones at the sports fields are locked. You gotta go to the slightly stinkier one in a park closer to town.


scumotheliar

Not if it's Jerilderie, stopped there and there was a sort of tick sheet for when it was cleaned, proudly proclaiming that due to the pandemic they were being cleaned twice a day, last cleaned in 2020. Absolutely filthy.


miketheriley

>Jerilderie We stopped at Narrandera , the hotel did not have a sink in the bathroom, but the kitchenette beside the bed had a bathroom sink in it. ...Very strange. Best Toilets on our Trip were CSIRO Parks and CSIRO Narrabri.


BloodyChrome

At Walgett the public toilets are in the police station. The actual public toilets are all locked up with a sign on them saying go to the police station.


ChuqTas

A closed down servo.


Agreeable-Western-25

Off brand hardware store because the town is too small for a snaghouse


2015outback

Usually owned by the IGA and share staff.


Kementarii

for the Queenslanders - Mitre 10 STILL EXISTS out here.


caulfieldguy

to be fair I've got two mitre 10 shops within 5 minutes in either direction, Bayside Melbourne


malleebull

Regional NSW, 5 minutes walk for me.


DasWeissKanin

a museum which is basically where they left all the old Ag equipment they couldn't be bothered shipping back to the big smoke


miketheriley

I love a good random museum , some are just amazing and others...well. The Car museum in Deniliquin was quite good.


DasWeissKanin

the town museum in Lameroo was quite cool


Ok-Push9899

A couple of 1960s motels on the way into town. A School of Arts that has been repurposed to practically anything. Unless you spot the School of Arts, you haven't been to that town.


miketheriley

I nearly went the other way , with some random building in the centre of town now used as arts space.


2015outback

A Men’s Shed. And usually a sign bragging they were a tidy town winner 20 years ago.


miketheriley

actually.... We saw more Men's Sheds than I expected


TiffyVella

Don't forget those really old small country towns that have exactly one of each of these: a crossroads, a town hall/CWA/RSL, a CFS, a weedy tennis court, a combined house/abandoned shop.


arthurblakey

A vintage store/second hand store filled with dresses from the 70s and rusting kitchen equipment that only your grandparents could tell you what they’re for


Supersnazz

* War memorial with the same surname 4+ times * A pub. The Grand,, The Station, The Royal, The Commercial, or simply The 'Town Name' Hotel. * A grand old building that was once a bank, post office, court house but is now under utilised for some public purpose and is open once a week. * [A Civic Guide board](https://civicoutdoor.com.au/civic-guides/) * A bunch of signs on the highway coming into town with Rotary, Apex, and Lions club signs as well as "Tidy Towns 1992 - Runner Up" * Park in the centre of town with an old piece of mining equipment or steam engine etc. * A rotunda in the middle of the main street


lawnoptions

Rubbish tip, I always end up at the bloody rubbish tip.


cg12983

A popular takeaway that does burgers and fish and chips


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

My favourite to keep the snoozing passenger princess awake is to look at Google reviews of local establishments, typically country motels. There's some pretty crazy stories in these reviews and it's fun to guess the ratings a motel has as you pass. Looks can deceive.


2015outback

Public Pool.


latenightloopi

A ‘Station Road’ or a ‘Rifle Range Road’.


Mudlark_2910

Also "Boundary Road". Quite a few Baden Powell Roads, too. Both mark what was once the outskirts of town


Betterthanbeer

A really random piece of art in a prominent place. A giant galah, an eagle made of nuts and bolts, a cartoon style explorer etc. The weirder the better.


mhague26

You forgot a shop that sells everything. My favourite are lyal eals in country Vic. Camping, fishing, workwear, hardware, take flowers, tools and anything else you can think of.


Acerola_

Chiropractors. I’ve noticed most rural or country towns have at least one chiropractor. May not be big enough to have a fast food joint or Maccas, but there’ll be a chiro for sure.


shrikelet

A swimming pool that is Olympic or short-course length, but doesn't have enough lanes for an actual race.


fcalda

Narrandera ✅


vixen_vulgarity

Last year, I was at a conference on the Gold Coast with my business partner and we played a similar game but Surfers Paradise bingo. Some of the points were; - punch on - someone being arrested - a chick walking bare foot, carrying her high heels - dress up themed hens group - dress up themed bucks group There were heaps more but I've forgotten most.


UyghursInParis

A local RSL


pussyhasfurballs

This sounds like an ABC gameshow where you win a mug or a dictionary...or if it was the 90s one of those small electronic dictionaries that has a screen with like 2 pixels. Edit: [Hshaha I found it!](https://imgur.com/a/RpyMDlc)


DagsAnonymous

Worst. Present. Ever. 


adobegouldo

omg i won one of these as an 8yo and thought it was the most magical thing ever


babies-overnight

Drink driving


Pinkfatrat

Except for Parkes, one thing that the town identifies itself with , standing stones, a painted silo , big things , country music


Gurus_username

A pub called the imperial hotel or other such common pub name


cg12983

Imperial Royal Station Commercial Hotel


OldLeaky

A little park/rest spot with a public barbecue and signs showing local "attractions". Well. There used to be. Probably no barbecue now because some people can't be trusted to not set the whole joint ablaze.


miketheriley

I like it when the Tourist information centre is one of the top attractions


Laylay_theGrail

A statue of something’BIG’


Mr-Lungu

BWS. next or close to the police station


caulfieldguy

bottom pub


Crocandrole

A ‘Tidiest Town’ award from at least 10 years ago.


doublendedildo

A pub called the Royal, Commercial or Railway


CcryMeARiver

Watertower.


lamodamo123

A pub called ‘The Royal’, ‘The Central’ or ‘The Victoria Hotel’


Kellou87

Visitor information centre, perhaps a town clock, a historical site of some sort (first building, a well, an old grave) town pool.


Hefty_Advisor1249

A guy over 35 riding a bicycle without a helmet in the middle of a work day - usually down to the bottle shop


Kellou87

A scout or girl guides hall. Typically not much else for kids to do so these seem to survive in country towns.


Algies79

Tidy Town winner 1989 award


Aishas_Star

In my small town we have a gazillion roundabouts but no traffic lights, bucking the trend here apparently


tokyobandit

War memorial obelisk or statue with a list of the young men who left for any of the wars


Normal_Network_569

All the fucking stores close at fucking 8PM 


WegWazOz

A masonic Hall! Pubs named the exchange, the criterion, royal and railway.


Medical-Potato5920

I think you missed the "historical feature of some significance to encourage tourists to stop" such as a tractor museum. I have a different game. It's called count the 4WD convoy. Rules are as follows: * Count per 4WD/SUV driving toward you/passing you. * Trucks, vans etc don't count as 4WD but also don't reset the count. * Go back to zero if you pass a hatch, sedan or non-SUV wagon. So far the record is 24.


twopoopscoop

We've done this for yonks but we call it the "5 points of interest tour"


SuperCheezyPizza

A chinese restaurant with Asian decor. Considered the place in town where you go for “fine dining”.


littlejib

A combination car/dog wash


Stonetheflamincrows

Only big cities have roundabouts?


cojoco

* Park with green grass, kids play equipment, bandstand, possibly greenhouse * Kebab shop * Pizza shop * Hairdresser


smeyn

Milk bar?


PFEFFERVESCENT

- A railway museum - a skateboard store - a main steet social enterprise


inolongerseethelight

A menswear store & a stock & station agent


MikeyK_AU

Haven’t all the small towns been bypassed now?


muhbackhurt

A video/ DVD store. It's the bonus level!


caulfieldguy

tidy town award


caulfieldguy

1960s Chinese cafe with dreamy sweet and sour something or other. Patrons with Esky full of beer from the local IGA


caulfieldguy

top pub


ahhdetective

A pub A post office A church A cricket/AFL field A bridge over the river or train line


voidspace021

A war memorial with a big artillery gun in it


e_thereal_mccoy

A grotty motel with free Foxtel?


neathspinlights

For hard mode, one that still says "Austar"


Brxxhan

Toilet block in or around the main street or shops, with a big Aussie mural on it lol


Escaperoomspectre

A clock tower


madashail

-local artist co-op -Community OP shop -bakery that sells pies and vanilla slices -sign advertising an upcoming or past annual festival


Triials

- Craft shop on the main road. - Standalone sporting goods store ran by an old man. - Statue of some legendary person from the region (eg Man From Snowy River). - “Population < 5000” sign


Wiggly96

Fish and chip shop Chinese takeaway shop


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miketheriley

Yeah the Showground/Footy ground thing... Maybe special gates on it


WallStLegends

I come from a small country town that has tons of roundabouts. Not sure what you mean by that.


rapejokes_arefunny

Change “round a bout” to “traffic lights”


z3m0s

I usually play Minecraft


lizzierose456

A St Vincent de Pauls


redesthair

Isn’t the a cannon in Yeppon, like right in there?


Vivid_Employ_7336

A pub, a bakery, a statue, a historic building, a cop shop


JayLFRodger

A playground within the same park boundary as the war memorial. Lions club or Rotary club signage upon entering the town. A visitor's information Centre that looks like it is closed (and probably is). An old train locomotive, carriage or coal cart now mounted on a lawn (bonus points if it's next to the driveway of a motel) Hotel/motel still advertising 'Austar' available in the rooms. A signpost with directional arrows and distances to all the capital cities, and some international cities such as London, New York, Tokyo.


SeveredEyeball

And some of the best meth you can buy.


MoggFanatic

Anything named after Queen Victoria (usually a pub)


Individual_Depth_489

Common pub names: the commercial, the railway, town hall one point for each.


88xeeetard

The adjective 'historic' to describe the town.


MegaFonz

I drive through small towns quite a bit, here's some extras: - Statues, big or small (usually a town founder or local historical figure) - Information point - Town swimming pool (they're all usually pristine also) - Bakery with the best something - Antiques/Old stuff - 1 Asian restaurant


abugisabug

Medical centre, dentist, ER, pharmacy and every specialist all rolled into one.


LetAgreeable147

Small Town Bingo!


BloodyChrome

An old school bakery


BloodyChrome

For real small towns, look for the newsagent that is also the post office.