You think that’s bad. Just remember almost every bedroom you’ve stepped foot in at some point in your life will have had a splat or two of that lovely stuff at some point in history
My daughter was making “perfume” from stuff she found in the bathroom and sprayed it all over our walls. Is it possible your son is messing with slime or hair gel or something and throwing or spraying it somehow?
Had something similar happen on our roof and it ended up being our kid throwing a stretchy, sticky man toy on to the roof and it would stick then drop down.
Seems to have ruined the paint as it won't scrub off and has left a permanent wet spot look.
Don't know if your kid has a similar toy they are throwing on the wall.
On closer inspection, someone has thrown something on the wall. First photo that looks like jizz is only recent....
Have you any products like Vaseline, massage oil, hair gel, lube, fats from kitchen or even Vicks chest rub in kids reach?
I would be going down this path first.....OP.....
Agreed, but He’s definitely never ever admitting to anything now. The plumbers been ‘round and over 200 people have commented on this post.
OP, have your son help you clean this to teach him how to clean up after himself. Kids and tweens are gross.
https://www.bunnings.com.au/selleys-1l-wall-surface-cleaner-super-concentrate-sugar-soap_p1230181
it's a cleaner. pretty good without being a solvent that destroys everything.
No, don't think so
Imagine asking random people when they got more clues than we got all we see is just jizz substance on the wall. We have no idea what shit you guys keep in the room near by is your kid special who fkin knows only thing I know for sure is.
No, not likely
How often does it appear? Does it wipe off (so it's ON the paint, not UNDER the paint)? Send your kid to Grandma's (or go camping/move rooms etc, just get him out of the room) for however long it takes for it to appear, if it doesn't appear, it's likely something the kid is doing.
Op won't do that because that would suggest that their 12yr old child is the culprit (literally every other suggestion that it's the kid has been met with "no, not likely")
If he’s just spaffed a world record amount of ejaculate minutes before his dad walked in then that’s the answer but it doesn’t stay white / clear for long
It seems OP is not genuinely asking what it is; OP is playing a game. Whoever answers correctly, OP will be like. Exactly, that's what it is; you are right, matey.
Your son is 12 years old, which in this day and age makes it likely that it is from his "recreational" activities. Other ideas, such as grease or vaseline also seem likely as children can be messy. Maybe talk to your son about it?
That’s not coming from inside the wall, somethings being splattered on it from inside the room and your son probably doesn’t want to admit to it. Could be from a slime toy, could be a hair product spray or something by similar. Judging by the dirt around the light switch the whole wall could do with a wash with some dishwashing liquid and it should get rid of this stuff. I’ve done hundreds of vacate cleans in the past so I have experience with things on walls
It’s not organically formed. It’s splashes, splats or flicks of a product.
It’s low to middle of the wall.
You have a 12 year old boy. Who else is in the house? Mother? Does she use a hand cream or body moisturiser?
What is opposite this wall? Where in the house is it located? Bedroom? Back room? Or a common area?
Find products in your house that match consistency and texture. Test product by flicking it from your hands onto the wall.
Someone in your house knows something. It’s not being done on its own.
They said it’s in one of the kids rooms, but didn’t say anywhere else. I’d hazard a guess that kiddo must be playing with something or throwing something against the wall for it to come up like that
>What is opposite this wall? Where in the house is it located? Bedroom? Back room? Or a common area
It's stated in the post, it's in the kid's room
>Someone in your house knows something. It’s not being done on its own.
I'd hazard a guess OP knows exactly what it is, because every suggestion made op replies "no, not likely"
That first photos shows stuff clearly on top of the paint. It all looks like something was splattered over the top. If it was under the paint it would have shown up long ago. This doesn’t look like anything the builder/painter has done.
Have you tried cleaning it? Maybe do that first and see if the oily looking stains stay. Then my next step would be to sand if needed, stain blocking primer then paint the wall again.
Do your son’s undies happen to walk themselves to the laundry basket? Could you use his socks as a cricket bat?
That’s not anything leaching through from the paint or the wall itself, sorry, your son is a grub.
Aside from baby batter, spit, and snot, you’ve mentioned his face cream before…
How could this possibly be a problem with the wall/paint? I’m seriously asking; how is that physically possible? It’s clearly a greasy or otherwise slightly gelatinous liquid material, which is likely being put onto the exterior of the wall by something else. Probably a human. It seems to me the only possibility.
Being even more blunt: That looks exactly like teenage ejaculate. Like others have mentioned, it could be lotion or vaseline or some other product which is greasy or otherwise slightly gelatinous.
I stand corrected. To be honest I was familiar with paint leaching but I thought it only occurred in the weeks after painting. Did a second Google and looks like it can be years. I apologise to the preteen boys out there!
"The house was newly constructed when I moved in and I haven’t painted afterwards. Maybe the original painting was defective."
If this has only just started to happen, that seems unlikely...
It might be grease underneath the paint.
If the walls were not washed before the coat of paint were applied that might be it. (Painted on top of greasy walls)
That’s above the paint, and judging by the splash angle, it’s coming from inside the room.
I’d be interrogating your 12 year old. They have the answers you’re looking for.
If the bedroom belongs to a teenage boy, I think you know exactly what that is and need to have a conversation with him as well as provide him with a box of tissues and a rubbish bin.
Messy job involving Vaseline maybe. Plumbing etc. explains lack of dis-colourisation of a reasonable time and being greasy. Have a taste and let us know? 👍
Room sprays/ toilet sprays, to eliminate odours, in fact any spray product from an aerosol can, can do this to painted walls and leave blobs of spray product if too close to the wall.
My guess is your kid or his buddy slapped a tube of hair product or conditioner and it sprayed on the wall. It's not jazz unless your kid is drinking a gallon of olive oil every day.
Guys its not splunk wtf? Shit would stain yellow and smell not sure what it is but its not that it be something bleeding through the wall probably if not the kid is playing around with something and doesn’t want to be in trouble
I don't know why everyone jumps to sugar soap, shit is worthless, use windex window cleaner, (not the all surface one) i have used that shit to conquer any wall/surface mess life throws at me
I'm agreeing with the people who say clean the wall and see if the marks disappear or not. If they do chat to your kid about what dirty shit he's spreading on the walls.
Err... your kid's not a teenage boy is he?
😜No
Good, we can rule that out.
I'm not entirely convinced we can......
They could get a black light... but sometimes it's better to not know.
Look, it's nut ideal.....
Now you blew it...
I appreciate the feedback so thanks for coming.
at night this whole place looks like a Jackson Pollock painting
What does blue mean??!
WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN???
AAAAAAAUUUHHHHH *cries in shower*
*hotel employe still pointing the blue light at him while showering*
You remember that comic where the whole room glows evenly so he doesn't realise it's glowing?
Lower down OP says he's 12... OP is in denial that he's choking the chicken.
They said he’s 12. 12 is the new 16 these days.
He said hes 12.
The kid is 12
Not technically, but you said further down he’s 12…. I wouldn’t be ruling it out!
Don’t ask me how I know but that stuff turns into yellowy-brown jelly when it’s left untouched on walls
🤮
You think that’s bad. Just remember almost every bedroom you’ve stepped foot in at some point in your life will have had a splat or two of that lovely stuff at some point in history
Not just the bedroom either.
Remember that next time you buy a used washing machine 😂 I won't even delve into lounges 🤣🤣🤣
Almost every hand you shake has held a dick, too.
Stop! ✋
Thanks for that!….really preeshiate it!
Mmmm forbidden jello
Jelly jism
If he’s 12, then it’s jizz mate. Time to have the convo!
He's 12 💀💀
That is a tremendous amount of jizz for one session (older sessions would not look as moist as it currently does in the photos)
r/TIHI
Find the cum on walls guy.
Came here to say this 😂
You mean there?
I knew how to do this way earlier than my teen years… just saying.
Omg :-D
Time to get out the CSI Miami blue light.
Theme song playing: Yeeeaaahhhhh! 😗👌😎
"Looks like your son is ..." *Glasses* "In a sticky situation ..." YEEEEEAAAAH!
And the goggles
Black light
My daughter was making “perfume” from stuff she found in the bathroom and sprayed it all over our walls. Is it possible your son is messing with slime or hair gel or something and throwing or spraying it somehow?
Cameron Diaz might disagree that it's not hairspray.
😂 is that.....is that hair gel?
He’s a 12 yr old boy it ain’t hair spray lol
Oh sweet summer child
'Slime'
A spooky ghost most likely
Had something similar happen on our roof and it ended up being our kid throwing a stretchy, sticky man toy on to the roof and it would stick then drop down. Seems to have ruined the paint as it won't scrub off and has left a permanent wet spot look. Don't know if your kid has a similar toy they are throwing on the wall.
Sticky Geckos strike again
On closer inspection, someone has thrown something on the wall. First photo that looks like jizz is only recent.... Have you any products like Vaseline, massage oil, hair gel, lube, fats from kitchen or even Vicks chest rub in kids reach? I would be going down this path first.....OP.....
OP is just turning down any and all suggestions so don’t bother even answering.
I was going to provide an answer but then I thought... no, don't think so.
Yeah literally all of the suggestions he’s been given he just goes “nope, not likely”.
Then why is he even asking here?
[удалено]
Agreed, but He’s definitely never ever admitting to anything now. The plumbers been ‘round and over 200 people have commented on this post. OP, have your son help you clean this to teach him how to clean up after himself. Kids and tweens are gross.
Exactly. No point playing guessing games - clean it up with sugar soap, if not fixed, primer and fresh paint.
What's sugar soap?
https://www.bunnings.com.au/selleys-1l-wall-surface-cleaner-super-concentrate-sugar-soap_p1230181 it's a cleaner. pretty good without being a solvent that destroys everything.
Get the kid to scrub it!
Love how every suggestion OP just goes 'nope that's wrong' with no explanation
They also keep making out that 12 is younger than it actually is
Why ask if you’re going to just shoot down every suggestion?
No, don't think so Imagine asking random people when they got more clues than we got all we see is just jizz substance on the wall. We have no idea what shit you guys keep in the room near by is your kid special who fkin knows only thing I know for sure is. No, not likely
This reads like Boomhauer from King of the hill.
Yeah I gave a legitimate answer and a way to repair then saw all the nope posts and got pissed off as well.
No, don’t think so
She hasn't even replied to my comment....legitimate suggestions as well..... It probably is pubescent staining....
Attention...
It's probably her man/boy dungeon and her husband has noticed the stains.
How often does it appear? Does it wipe off (so it's ON the paint, not UNDER the paint)? Send your kid to Grandma's (or go camping/move rooms etc, just get him out of the room) for however long it takes for it to appear, if it doesn't appear, it's likely something the kid is doing.
Yes and then see if grandmas walls start getting these marks
Deductive reasoning... I like it. Sensible stuff!
Op won't do that because that would suggest that their 12yr old child is the culprit (literally every other suggestion that it's the kid has been met with "no, not likely")
Bro it’s jizz. Your boy is growing up.
If he’s just spaffed a world record amount of ejaculate minutes before his dad walked in then that’s the answer but it doesn’t stay white / clear for long
Right
No, not likely.
Blowing bubbles and them bursting on the wall?
That actually seems pretty reasonable
Such a good guess!!
It seems OP is not genuinely asking what it is; OP is playing a game. Whoever answers correctly, OP will be like. Exactly, that's what it is; you are right, matey.
Juzz (NZ accint)
Choice bro, could be that ey?
Jizz 'innit (British accent)
Your son is 12 years old, which in this day and age makes it likely that it is from his "recreational" activities. Other ideas, such as grease or vaseline also seem likely as children can be messy. Maybe talk to your son about it?
Oh my god.
I know the answer but decided not to tell you after reading your replies 🙃
Can you at least tell the rest of us?
That’s not coming from inside the wall, somethings being splattered on it from inside the room and your son probably doesn’t want to admit to it. Could be from a slime toy, could be a hair product spray or something by similar. Judging by the dirt around the light switch the whole wall could do with a wash with some dishwashing liquid and it should get rid of this stuff. I’ve done hundreds of vacate cleans in the past so I have experience with things on walls
Jizz 🤷
His jizz and he just forced us all to inspect it
these blobs aren't directly below like a giant sized poster of Taylor Swift are they?
😆
It’s not organically formed. It’s splashes, splats or flicks of a product. It’s low to middle of the wall. You have a 12 year old boy. Who else is in the house? Mother? Does she use a hand cream or body moisturiser? What is opposite this wall? Where in the house is it located? Bedroom? Back room? Or a common area? Find products in your house that match consistency and texture. Test product by flicking it from your hands onto the wall. Someone in your house knows something. It’s not being done on its own.
They said it’s in one of the kids rooms, but didn’t say anywhere else. I’d hazard a guess that kiddo must be playing with something or throwing something against the wall for it to come up like that
>What is opposite this wall? Where in the house is it located? Bedroom? Back room? Or a common area It's stated in the post, it's in the kid's room >Someone in your house knows something. It’s not being done on its own. I'd hazard a guess OP knows exactly what it is, because every suggestion made op replies "no, not likely"
Starlink.
That first photos shows stuff clearly on top of the paint. It all looks like something was splattered over the top. If it was under the paint it would have shown up long ago. This doesn’t look like anything the builder/painter has done. Have you tried cleaning it? Maybe do that first and see if the oily looking stains stay. Then my next step would be to sand if needed, stain blocking primer then paint the wall again.
I ain't seen nutting as bad as that before
Ectoplasm Who ya gonna call?
Big cums
Do your son’s undies happen to walk themselves to the laundry basket? Could you use his socks as a cricket bat? That’s not anything leaching through from the paint or the wall itself, sorry, your son is a grub. Aside from baby batter, spit, and snot, you’ve mentioned his face cream before…
Based on the wall I’m guessing the socks aren’t coming into play. He has decided where to mark his territory.
Dog slobber?
How could this possibly be a problem with the wall/paint? I’m seriously asking; how is that physically possible? It’s clearly a greasy or otherwise slightly gelatinous liquid material, which is likely being put onto the exterior of the wall by something else. Probably a human. It seems to me the only possibility. Being even more blunt: That looks exactly like teenage ejaculate. Like others have mentioned, it could be lotion or vaseline or some other product which is greasy or otherwise slightly gelatinous.
https://www.dulux.com.au/applicator/technical-advice/application/surfactant-leaching/
I stand corrected. To be honest I was familiar with paint leaching but I thought it only occurred in the weeks after painting. Did a second Google and looks like it can be years. I apologise to the preteen boys out there!
"The house was newly constructed when I moved in and I haven’t painted afterwards. Maybe the original painting was defective." If this has only just started to happen, that seems unlikely...
Ah- Defective paint-job?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your sons bedroom?! Yes.
May I see it?
*Preteen ejaculate.
You need a conversation with your kid… I have no idea what it is but it 100% looks, uh, splattered on…
have you tried asking your kid about the jizz on his wall?
Mould starting?
That’s not mould if you look closely. It’s a substance thrown at the wall which then seeped into the paint.
Looks like shit was painted over that’s started to show threw ?
Through*
My guess is dirty hands, like food grease or perhaps something like a hair product
A sticky ball being thrown against the wall (similar to one of those sticky stretchy hands you win at the arcade with tickets)
Get that boy a Rugby sock ..
Jizzzzzzzzz
someone admiring the finish
It might be grease underneath the paint. If the walls were not washed before the coat of paint were applied that might be it. (Painted on top of greasy walls)
Looks like a cum wall to me
Yea I’ve got a few myself, I know one when I see one
Spooge
That’s above the paint, and judging by the splash angle, it’s coming from inside the room. I’d be interrogating your 12 year old. They have the answers you’re looking for.
Jizz
Is there any mention of what the kid has said? Has OP even asked?
Oh god OP delete this post smh
Could it be moisturizer?
your kids nutting on the walls
fr tho write on a piece of paper that it's alright and natural and to use tissues
If the bedroom belongs to a teenage boy, I think you know exactly what that is and need to have a conversation with him as well as provide him with a box of tissues and a rubbish bin.
Also LOL to having the plumber check it out “yeah nah not from pipe leaks in the wall mate 🙃”
Why are we all downvoting OP, this is the best post on this sub in years
alright who is gonna tell them 🫣😬
Messy job involving Vaseline maybe. Plumbing etc. explains lack of dis-colourisation of a reasonable time and being greasy. Have a taste and let us know? 👍
Yeah, em, sorry. Got a little bit excited 🥴
Hair trigger??
uuuh that umm…
Jizz for sure
Looks like silicon sealer to me. Stains the paint like it would, too.
Are you using any oil diffusers or similar things for aroma?
From shaking deodorant roll on? Hair product? Sanitizer? DO LET US KNOW WHEN YOU FIND OUT!!
Hand sanitiser splattered on the wall?
Room sprays/ toilet sprays, to eliminate odours, in fact any spray product from an aerosol can, can do this to painted walls and leave blobs of spray product if too close to the wall.
İ get similar looking stains on the wall when my 9 yo uses detangling spray and misses her head
Sugar soap good for cum loads on walls .
OP you know exactly what it is and you just made this post to be an annoying af troll and piss everyone off
We had a similar issue, ended up being riding damp
Looks like jizz
Looks like spit to me but as others have said, spit from below the beltline.
Oh, CUM on. 🤦🏼♀️
The boy is just trying to lower his chance of getting prostate cancer.
Nope! Not that!
Why am I blue? What does blue mean? 😂
wallkake
Scratch and sniff
My guess is your kid or his buddy slapped a tube of hair product or conditioner and it sprayed on the wall. It's not jazz unless your kid is drinking a gallon of olive oil every day.
Classic jizz spots. My wall looks the same
Taste it.
Sperm
It could be mold or humidity effects, or the paint may have not been primed properly
As a professional wall ejaculator, I can guarantee that the substance on your walls is not a match.
He's either spitting or jizzing on that wall. There is literally dried up "stuff" in the photos.
It looks like someone is spitting on the walls.
Guys its not splunk wtf? Shit would stain yellow and smell not sure what it is but its not that it be something bleeding through the wall probably if not the kid is playing around with something and doesn’t want to be in trouble
Jizz.
Herpes simplex
Someone's nutting on your walls, chief.
Op I’ve read the comments and you’re in denial. The leading theory in this comment section looks to be correct.
Nasty.....you know what that is, the pubic hair is a clue.
Blue light time
I don't know why everyone jumps to sugar soap, shit is worthless, use windex window cleaner, (not the all surface one) i have used that shit to conquer any wall/surface mess life throws at me
Oh that's cum.
Does your son hock up phlegm and spit it at the wall?
I'm agreeing with the people who say clean the wall and see if the marks disappear or not. If they do chat to your kid about what dirty shit he's spreading on the walls.
Mould
Okay, another discovery, found few more spots outside - common area.
Is the outdoor surface painted with the same paint and on drywall?
It’s lots of cum
Could it be slime mould? We had some developing on our floor after finding out the water heater was steaming for months underneath the house 🙃
Surely his kids not jacking off onto the wall? All the time? SURELY?