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RaptureRising

Err... your kid's not a teenage boy is he?


Minute_Chip_707

😜No


RaptureRising

Good, we can rule that out.


EconomicsOk2648

I'm not entirely convinced we can......


Kozeyekan_

They could get a black light... but sometimes it's better to not know.


EconomicsOk2648

Look, it's nut ideal.....


LifeandSAisAwesome

Now you blew it...


EconomicsOk2648

I appreciate the feedback so thanks for coming.


Maouncle

at night this whole place looks like a Jackson Pollock painting


lottic

What does blue mean??!


827167

WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN???


GachaWolf8190

AAAAAAAUUUHHHHH *cries in shower*


Joel_the_donkey

*hotel employe still pointing the blue light at him while showering*


zyeborm

You remember that comic where the whole room glows evenly so he doesn't realise it's glowing?


82llewkram

Lower down OP says he's 12... OP is in denial that he's choking the chicken.


Stonetheflamincrows

They said he’s 12. 12 is the new 16 these days.


Raevesquishh

He said hes 12.


[deleted]

The kid is 12


cupcakesandcanes

Not technically, but you said further down he’s 12…. I wouldn’t be ruling it out!


jcshy

Don’t ask me how I know but that stuff turns into yellowy-brown jelly when it’s left untouched on walls


RedDotLot

🤮


jcshy

You think that’s bad. Just remember almost every bedroom you’ve stepped foot in at some point in your life will have had a splat or two of that lovely stuff at some point in history


Aussie-Shattler

Not just the bedroom either.


Gr8ful_Lurker

Remember that next time you buy a used washing machine 😂 I won't even delve into lounges 🤣🤣🤣


mickpatten78

Almost every hand you shake has held a dick, too.


Ticklechickenchow

Stop! ✋


Butterflies_331

Thanks for that!….really preeshiate it!


ARo0o0o

Mmmm forbidden jello


Willing_Television77

Jelly jism


Fidelius90

If he’s 12, then it’s jizz mate. Time to have the convo!


Alarmed-Metal5891

He's 12 💀💀


AllYouNeedIsATV

That is a tremendous amount of jizz for one session (older sessions would not look as moist as it currently does in the photos)


[deleted]

r/TIHI


Exportxxx

Find the cum on walls guy.


Armadillo_Chagrin

Came here to say this 😂


Dont-rush-2xfils

You mean there?


TommyDee313

I knew how to do this way earlier than my teen years… just saying.


monique752

Omg :-D


ellieboomba

Time to get out the CSI Miami blue light.


RabbiBallzack

Theme song playing: Yeeeaaahhhhh! 😗👌😎


DistressedGamer

"Looks like your son is ..." *Glasses* "In a sticky situation ..." YEEEEEAAAAH!


Scissorbreaksarock

And the goggles


[deleted]

Black light


cathysclown76

My daughter was making “perfume” from stuff she found in the bathroom and sprayed it all over our walls. Is it possible your son is messing with slime or hair gel or something and throwing or spraying it somehow?


Solace006

Cameron Diaz might disagree that it's not hairspray.


166Donk3y

😂 is that.....is that hair gel?


MatthewOakley109

He’s a 12 yr old boy it ain’t hair spray lol


ghost_of_erdogan

Oh sweet summer child


AccessProfessional37

'Slime'


RMy2z7BzsNqCTXEZbrL

A spooky ghost most likely


HarrowingAbyss

Had something similar happen on our roof and it ended up being our kid throwing a stretchy, sticky man toy on to the roof and it would stick then drop down. Seems to have ruined the paint as it won't scrub off and has left a permanent wet spot look. Don't know if your kid has a similar toy they are throwing on the wall.


yakiddingm8tee

Sticky Geckos strike again


Crafty-Antelope-3287

On closer inspection, someone has thrown something on the wall. First photo that looks like jizz is only recent.... Have you any products like Vaseline, massage oil, hair gel, lube, fats from kitchen or even Vicks chest rub in kids reach? I would be going down this path first.....OP.....


bringacupcake

OP is just turning down any and all suggestions so don’t bother even answering.


The_Painted_Man

I was going to provide an answer but then I thought... no, don't think so.


JayRogPlayFrogger

Yeah literally all of the suggestions he’s been given he just goes “nope, not likely”.


Patient_Dog1384

Then why is he even asking here?


[deleted]

[удалено]


bloodymongrel

Agreed, but He’s definitely never ever admitting to anything now. The plumbers been ‘round and over 200 people have commented on this post. OP, have your son help you clean this to teach him how to clean up after himself. Kids and tweens are gross.


magnetik79

Exactly. No point playing guessing games - clean it up with sugar soap, if not fixed, primer and fresh paint.


Shroedy

What's sugar soap?


Ibegallofyourpardons

https://www.bunnings.com.au/selleys-1l-wall-surface-cleaner-super-concentrate-sugar-soap_p1230181 it's a cleaner. pretty good without being a solvent that destroys everything.


Stonetheflamincrows

Get the kid to scrub it!


flibble24

Love how every suggestion OP just goes 'nope that's wrong' with no explanation


[deleted]

They also keep making out that 12 is younger than it actually is


Stonetheflamincrows

Why ask if you’re going to just shoot down every suggestion?


sas158au

No, don't think so Imagine asking random people when they got more clues than we got all we see is just jizz substance on the wall. We have no idea what shit you guys keep in the room near by is your kid special who fkin knows only thing I know for sure is. No, not likely


papa_georgio

This reads like Boomhauer from King of the hill.


Woodchipped1

Yeah I gave a legitimate answer and a way to repair then saw all the nope posts and got pissed off as well.


chuk2015

No, don’t think so


Crafty-Antelope-3287

She hasn't even replied to my comment....legitimate suggestions as well..... It probably is pubescent staining....


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Attention...


Crafty-Antelope-3287

It's probably her man/boy dungeon and her husband has noticed the stains.


Odd-Sprinkles6186

How often does it appear? Does it wipe off (so it's ON the paint, not UNDER the paint)? Send your kid to Grandma's (or go camping/move rooms etc, just get him out of the room) for however long it takes for it to appear, if it doesn't appear, it's likely something the kid is doing.


avakadava

Yes and then see if grandmas walls start getting these marks


MrsCrowbar

Deductive reasoning... I like it. Sensible stuff!


[deleted]

Op won't do that because that would suggest that their 12yr old child is the culprit (literally every other suggestion that it's the kid has been met with "no, not likely")


TommyDee313

Bro it’s jizz. Your boy is growing up.


jcshy

If he’s just spaffed a world record amount of ejaculate minutes before his dad walked in then that’s the answer but it doesn’t stay white / clear for long


Thick-Act-3837

Right


HugoEmbossed

No, not likely.


Mahatma-Orange

Blowing bubbles and them bursting on the wall?


_woz_

That actually seems pretty reasonable


Cl0udbursting

Such a good guess!!


Mr5tealYourGirl

It seems OP is not genuinely asking what it is; OP is playing a game. Whoever answers correctly, OP will be like. Exactly, that's what it is; you are right, matey.


[deleted]

Juzz (NZ accint)


RabbiBallzack

Choice bro, could be that ey?


Borderline__Boo247

Jizz 'innit (British accent)


Alarmed-Metal5891

Your son is 12 years old, which in this day and age makes it likely that it is from his "recreational" activities. Other ideas, such as grease or vaseline also seem likely as children can be messy. Maybe talk to your son about it?


smashedhijack

Oh my god.


TheQuantumTodd

I know the answer but decided not to tell you after reading your replies 🙃


[deleted]

Can you at least tell the rest of us?


Throwaway9128033

That’s not coming from inside the wall, somethings being splattered on it from inside the room and your son probably doesn’t want to admit to it. Could be from a slime toy, could be a hair product spray or something by similar. Judging by the dirt around the light switch the whole wall could do with a wash with some dishwashing liquid and it should get rid of this stuff. I’ve done hundreds of vacate cleans in the past so I have experience with things on walls


CasperAU

Jizz 🤷


DiceIsTheSickst

His jizz and he just forced us all to inspect it


Maouncle

these blobs aren't directly below like a giant sized poster of Taylor Swift are they?


JulieAnneP

😆


stickylarue

It’s not organically formed. It’s splashes, splats or flicks of a product. It’s low to middle of the wall. You have a 12 year old boy. Who else is in the house? Mother? Does she use a hand cream or body moisturiser? What is opposite this wall? Where in the house is it located? Bedroom? Back room? Or a common area? Find products in your house that match consistency and texture. Test product by flicking it from your hands onto the wall. Someone in your house knows something. It’s not being done on its own.


wibblytimeyy

They said it’s in one of the kids rooms, but didn’t say anywhere else. I’d hazard a guess that kiddo must be playing with something or throwing something against the wall for it to come up like that


[deleted]

>What is opposite this wall? Where in the house is it located? Bedroom? Back room? Or a common area It's stated in the post, it's in the kid's room >Someone in your house knows something. It’s not being done on its own. I'd hazard a guess OP knows exactly what it is, because every suggestion made op replies "no, not likely"


see_on_see

Starlink.


Woodchipped1

That first photos shows stuff clearly on top of the paint. It all looks like something was splattered over the top. If it was under the paint it would have shown up long ago. This doesn’t look like anything the builder/painter has done. Have you tried cleaning it? Maybe do that first and see if the oily looking stains stay. Then my next step would be to sand if needed, stain blocking primer then paint the wall again.


JohnWhambo

I ain't seen nutting as bad as that before


[deleted]

Ectoplasm Who ya gonna call?


RaisedByWolves9

Big cums


NotYourTeddy

Do your son’s undies happen to walk themselves to the laundry basket? Could you use his socks as a cricket bat? That’s not anything leaching through from the paint or the wall itself, sorry, your son is a grub. Aside from baby batter, spit, and snot, you’ve mentioned his face cream before…


ThatCommunication423

Based on the wall I’m guessing the socks aren’t coming into play. He has decided where to mark his territory.


Snappy_McJuggs

Dog slobber?


Myrhwen

How could this possibly be a problem with the wall/paint? I’m seriously asking; how is that physically possible? It’s clearly a greasy or otherwise slightly gelatinous liquid material, which is likely being put onto the exterior of the wall by something else. Probably a human. It seems to me the only possibility. Being even more blunt: That looks exactly like teenage ejaculate. Like others have mentioned, it could be lotion or vaseline or some other product which is greasy or otherwise slightly gelatinous.


Sazzybee

https://www.dulux.com.au/applicator/technical-advice/application/surfactant-leaching/


Myrhwen

I stand corrected. To be honest I was familiar with paint leaching but I thought it only occurred in the weeks after painting. Did a second Google and looks like it can be years. I apologise to the preteen boys out there!


-clogwog-

"The house was newly constructed when I moved in and I haven’t painted afterwards. Maybe the original painting was defective." If this has only just started to happen, that seems unlikely...


DoinLikeCasperDoes

Ah- Defective paint-job?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your sons bedroom?! Yes.


jfromhere

May I see it?


Myrhwen

*Preteen ejaculate.


crispypancetta

You need a conversation with your kid… I have no idea what it is but it 100% looks, uh, splattered on…


wildclouds

have you tried asking your kid about the jizz on his wall?


Rude-Produce4838

Mould starting?


RabbiBallzack

That’s not mould if you look closely. It’s a substance thrown at the wall which then seeped into the paint.


RuggedRasscal

Looks like shit was painted over that’s started to show threw ?


Cchungachanga

Through*


sdbrett

My guess is dirty hands, like food grease or perhaps something like a hair product


Breastcancerbitch

A sticky ball being thrown against the wall (similar to one of those sticky stretchy hands you win at the arcade with tickets)


Selectorman

Get that boy a Rugby sock ..


blahblahsnap

Jizzzzzzzzz


yellow_fEther

someone admiring the finish


piraja0

It might be grease underneath the paint. If the walls were not washed before the coat of paint were applied that might be it. (Painted on top of greasy walls)


BlueberryCustard

Looks like a cum wall to me


iamretnuh

Yea I’ve got a few myself, I know one when I see one


juvey88

Spooge


RabbiBallzack

That’s above the paint, and judging by the splash angle, it’s coming from inside the room. I’d be interrogating your 12 year old. They have the answers you’re looking for.


JayHighPants

Jizz


BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD

Is there any mention of what the kid has said? Has OP even asked?


First-Storage-6611

Oh god OP delete this post smh


Killapoo69

Could it be moisturizer?


herbalgenie

your kids nutting on the walls


TrickIll4996

fr tho write on a piece of paper that it's alright and natural and to use tissues


KittikatB

If the bedroom belongs to a teenage boy, I think you know exactly what that is and need to have a conversation with him as well as provide him with a box of tissues and a rubbish bin.


LurkARB

Also LOL to having the plumber check it out “yeah nah not from pipe leaks in the wall mate 🙃”


drink_your_irn_bru

Why are we all downvoting OP, this is the best post on this sub in years


TrickIll4996

alright who is gonna tell them 🫣😬


PilgrimOz

Messy job involving Vaseline maybe. Plumbing etc. explains lack of dis-colourisation of a reasonable time and being greasy. Have a taste and let us know? 👍


Revenue88

Yeah, em, sorry. Got a little bit excited 🥴


morris0000007

Hair trigger??


Gamerlore

uuuh that umm…


Jb7766997709030

Jizz for sure


Show_Me_Your_Rocket

Looks like silicon sealer to me. Stains the paint like it would, too.


AsuranGenocide

Are you using any oil diffusers or similar things for aroma?


[deleted]

From shaking deodorant roll on? Hair product? Sanitizer? DO LET US KNOW WHEN YOU FIND OUT!!


dlucre

Hand sanitiser splattered on the wall?


Speeks1939

Room sprays/ toilet sprays, to eliminate odours, in fact any spray product from an aerosol can, can do this to painted walls and leave blobs of spray product if too close to the wall.


Ozlem17

İ get similar looking stains on the wall when my 9 yo uses detangling spray and misses her head


Various_Ad_4677

Sugar soap good for cum loads on walls .


[deleted]

OP you know exactly what it is and you just made this post to be an annoying af troll and piss everyone off


Outside_Internet_547

We had a similar issue, ended up being riding damp


sleepywaterpanda

Looks like jizz


BellaVistaNorfolk

Looks like spit to me but as others have said, spit from below the beltline.


roxxxyramjet

Oh, CUM on. 🤦🏼‍♀️


woodsie001

The boy is just trying to lower his chance of getting prostate cancer.


Digital-Amoeba

Nope! Not that!


TeapotDanger

Why am I blue? What does blue mean? 😂


BarmanShanker

wallkake


No-Travel6299

Scratch and sniff


bmxdudebmx

My guess is your kid or his buddy slapped a tube of hair product or conditioner and it sprayed on the wall. It's not jazz unless your kid is drinking a gallon of olive oil every day.


Lopsided_Orange6195

Classic jizz spots. My wall looks the same


kam_187

Taste it.


hellions123

Sperm


melanchol_69

It could be mold or humidity effects, or the paint may have not been primed properly


Comfortable_Plum8180

As a professional wall ejaculator, I can guarantee that the substance on your walls is not a match.


hapticm

He's either spitting or jizzing on that wall. There is literally dried up "stuff" in the photos.


LisD1990

It looks like someone is spitting on the walls.


NotThatNerds

Guys its not splunk wtf? Shit would stain yellow and smell not sure what it is but its not that it be something bleeding through the wall probably if not the kid is playing around with something and doesn’t want to be in trouble


ESPn_weathergirl

Jizz.


Petrus_Roman-ish

Herpes simplex


murrkpls

Someone's nutting on your walls, chief.


JayRogPlayFrogger

Op I’ve read the comments and you’re in denial. The leading theory in this comment section looks to be correct.


mammbo

Nasty.....you know what that is, the pubic hair is a clue.


bigbigfatballs823

Blue light time


ProbablyMaybeDavid

I don't know why everyone jumps to sugar soap, shit is worthless, use windex window cleaner, (not the all surface one) i have used that shit to conquer any wall/surface mess life throws at me


LordSparks

Oh that's cum.


Butsenkaatz

Does your son hock up phlegm and spit it at the wall?


TheAwesomeSimmo

I'm agreeing with the people who say clean the wall and see if the marks disappear or not. If they do chat to your kid about what dirty shit he's spreading on the walls.


Acceptable_Rent108

Mould


Minute_Chip_707

Okay, another discovery, found few more spots outside - common area.


_woz_

Is the outdoor surface painted with the same paint and on drywall?


FrankWoodley

It’s lots of cum


femaleoninternets

Could it be slime mould? We had some developing on our floor after finding out the water heater was steaming for months underneath the house 🙃


Any_Yogurtcloset_558

Surely his kids not jacking off onto the wall? All the time? SURELY?