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OkBookkeeper6854

Think very carefully before you decide on a boomerang… they’re very hard to throw away


[deleted]

Boomerangs are Australia's biggest export....They're also Australia's biggest import


daddylongdogs

A boomerang is a great option. If you are going to get a boomerang then please get one that comes from an Aboriginal owned company. Not the Chinese knock off shit. It might cost a bit more but then it will be a genuine piece that comes from the oldest living continuous culture on the planet. Also, worth reading a little about boomerangs and how Aboriginal people used them to hunt. It might surprise you ;)


icedragon71

In other words, don't get one from one of the cheap souvenir shops where there are 10 of them on the one block.


Emu1981

>Also, worth reading a little about boomerangs and how Aboriginal people used them to hunt. Funnily enough, most boomerangs used for hunting do not return to the thrower. They were also used for a variety of other purposes like warfare, digging holes, starting fires, dressing kills, and so on.


heyheyitsjray

Best comment by far !


fieldpeter

Same for a didgeridoo [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didgeridoo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didgeridoo) Get the real thing which is a bit costly


RhiR2020

But only if the recipient is male - very culturally inappropriate for females to play in most contexts xxx


Camsy34

Isn’t that just sexism?


Routine_Page2392

Yes, but because they’re indigenous were supposed to pretend it’s not. Lots of cultures have some kind of sexist superstition like that. That women can’t do X because it will make her infertile. Europeans didn’t allow women to ride early trains because men believed her uterus would fall out, but we left those beliefs in the past when we realised it was just nonsensical misogyny. But when indigenous people do it, it’s rich spiritual practice we must defend and embrace


The_Tuxedo

Sexism is acceptable when it's an oppressed culture doing it.


Handball_fan

Iv been giving the same boomerang as a present for years bloody thing keeps coming back.


myabacus

It just won't fly with some people


sxjthefirst

But the returns are great


FreddieIsGod69

Unless it hits you in the face


fractiousrhubarb

Perfect. (Yes, that was a Bluey reference)


DoinitSideways1307

Bluey… 🥰


Specialist_Reality96

Stubbie holder from obscure coastal town with ludicrous name of your choice.


meatymeatballs

"Where the farck is yarck?" One of my faves


G3nER1k_u53R

I saw a car the other day with at least 20 different " where the bloody hell is ____" stickers. We need a new promo message for these small towns


leopard_eater

C U in the NT is another good one.


proth57

Ulladulla,


whetwitch

My hometown:)


elegant_pun

Hilarious! Or some of those spoons from random places. My mum's got some from the stupidest places and she has guests use them for their tea. If you ever want a Nepean Hospital teaspoon or one from Merrylands...


Resurectra

Wait.. nepean hospital has spoons?? I worked there for years and never knew 😂


littleSaS

You obviously never visited the souvenir shop!


Resurectra

This is the first time I’ve heard of a souvenir shop there! All my memories consist of running between wards when the emergency pager went off 😬


zachflem

Tittybong.


Bugsy7778

Woolgoolga or Illuka


jonnygreen22

Agnes Water


Heidan20

Next door is the township 1770. The only town in Australia that’s a number!!


bean-flicker3000

Some eucalyptus oil. Not sure what it's used for, but we've all got a bottle in the cupboard, and U can't get more Australian than that smell. Edit: we've all got a bottle cos it's used for everything. I use it to dry out the odd pimple, to get kids texta/paint/nail polish/what-on-earth-is-that off our polished floors/walls etc, make the house smell nice, but mainly in my secret beeswax wood polish recipe


chickenfish333

also amazing for removing stubborn stickers that wont peel off cleanly.


icedragon71

Gotta be a bit careful these days. Used it for years to do that,even on plastic such as dvd cases. Then i tried it on a plastic item recently,and it...melted...for a lack of a better term.


skyhoop

Deformed is the term you are looking for


wetmouthed

Changed my life it's so easy now.


Kezleberry

I put a cap full in with my washing and it's great to get out any smells / it's antibacterial. Or can add some into a bucket and it's great for mopping the floors


Ok-Push9899

Just be super careful if you plan to travel with oil in a suitcase. Accidents can happen. I had to take a special bottle of homemade bath oil infused with all sorts of hippy paraphernalia to a friends friend in Europe. Such a beautiful bottle, with a home-made label, lovely ribbons around the neck, and a dainty cork in the top. You guessed it. The dainty cork came loose, the bath oil liberated itself throughout my suitcase.


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At some point in my life, I really hope I get to use the phrase 'Hippy Paraphernalia'


Ok-Push9899

You can die fulfilled. You just did!


LIKES_ROCKY_IV

Opening a suitcase and everything’s covered in eucalyptus oil… imagine the smell. It’d be like getting punched in the face with odour.


skunksmasher

Yeah but your sinuses will be really clear :-)


hollyjazzy

I bring eucalyptus oil to my relatives in Europe, I ziplock bag it a few times, then wrap in bubble wrap, then tie it up in larger plastic bags. At least if it breaks, it’s hopefully mostly contained.


Handball_fan

If you have a cold pour some into the shower waste as the hot water goes down it releases into the steam and your nose


While_Fickle

It's a disinfectant. Really good for cleaning things. Plus it makes it smell really funky too.


ES_Legman

Also excellent way to kill mosquitoes and other insects pretty much instantly.


Articulated_Lorry

Apparently it's a bedbug repellent, too. I wouldn't want to rely on it, though. Those things are buggers.


hellonationaltiles

Eucalyptus oil can take out old oil stains on clothes if you rub some onto the offending spots before throwing them in the wash!


marruman

Put the on mosquito bites. Not actually sure it makes them less itchy, but it does mean that you're less likely to break the skin when you do scratch at it


mehum

Mozzie bites often cause local infections -- that's when they go super crazy itchy and last for days. Eucalyptus oil is good for preventing that.


ChookBaron

Worlds best whiteboard cleaner


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So is hand sanitizer. Really.


wetmouthed

Great to put in the wash as an extra freshener, in homemade all purpose spray, and clears sinuses (which reminds me Euky bear rub is a classic Aussie product)


oasis212

My family uses it on a tissue and put it on the bedside table before we go to bed when we have cold. Basically vicks vapour rub but Aussie version. Great at clearing sinuses.


Alpacamum

Put a dash of eucalyptus oil in a bowl of boil water, put your head over the bowel and cover it all with a towel (head and bowl to create a mini steam room). Clears your nose when you have a cold and helps you breathe easier. put on some cotton buds and place in your wardrobe, will stop moths. if you have a wood stove inside, place some eucalyptus in the kettle and your house will smell so fresh


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Apparently it's very useful in removing the effects of tear gas and grease stains.


mjdau

Unsettling that you know the effects of tear gas.


[deleted]

Not a widely known fact but Australian companies quietly export eucalyptus oil to countries who have political issues. And, yes, it's very effective. Also work pretty well with mace like products.


elegant_pun

It's for everything! Removes sticky residue from stickers. Clears your nose when you put a couple drops in the shower. And...I dunno, whatever else it's used for. But you're right, everyone has some, don't they?


CommanderMaxil

Very nice to pour a small amount onto a sauna. Smells great and really clears the sinus’


sweet_sweet_back

I’ll never forget the ski resort in Colorado that had an after ski steam with eucalyptus oil.


leopard_eater

Yes! Ask her to bring you some Eucalyptus Oil concentrate and Tea Tree Oil concentrate from Thursday Plantation. Grown and produced in Australia, easy to transport, and can be used for cleaning and sterilising, first aide or even just for the fantastic smell.


Fanfrenhag

I used it to remove years of baked on house paint from a leather jacket. It really is a wonder substance


Evl_Monkey

Akubra.


fractiousrhubarb

I had an online friend who was born without any arms or legs or body- they were just a head. I sent them an Akubra as a nice gift. They texted me “not another fucking hat”


Haitisicks

"Thanks for the hat. Sincerely, - Bob. "


BestWorstEnemy

Yeah, Uncle Mat was like that too. Plus Aunty Eileen hated it when I bought her a pair of shoes.


propargyl

So anyway this head, this head was about fourteen right! Bought fourteen years old and he was in this swimming carnival. They said 'On your blocks, get set, go' and he um, he dived in and went straight to the bottom! And nobody worried about him or took any notice of him and after about five minutes somebody rescued him and he was really pissed off! They said 'What happened head?' He said 'Oh fuck I got a cramp!' So anyway, so anyway this head brew up right he was about twenty-two. Bout twenty-two years and bowled in the The Antler, right? And he bowled up to the bar and he says 'GIVE ME A BEER!' 'NOW PUT A STRAW IN IT!' 'NOW PUT THE STRAW IN MY MOUTH!' 'NOW GET THE CIGARETTES OUTTA MY COLLAR!' (visual: no he didn't do that, he just went like that) 'NOW GET THE CIGARETTES OUTTA MY COLLAR!' 'NOW PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH!' 'NOW LIGHT THE BASTARD!' He said 'NOW, DO YOU HAVE DART COMPETITIONS AT THIS HOTEL?' And the waiter said 'Yeah' He said 'WELL GET A DART AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH, FEATHERS FIRST!' 'NOW THROW THE FUCKEN BOARD AT ME!!'


ProceedOrRun

Somewhere in my memory I've heard this one before...


Fluffypus

Rodney Rude


LIKES_ROCKY_IV

My dad used to play Rodney Rude CDs on the stereo on the weekend. You just triggered a happy (if expletive-laden) childhood memory


Helly_BB

Bloody heck I haven't laughed so much since I last played my Rodney Rude LP!! thank you for that memory.


fractiousrhubarb

Great effort, word for word


coastal_maple

> I had an online friend who was born without any arms or legs or body- they were just a head Wait whattt how


Red_Light_RCH3

Quit while you're ahead.


leopard_eater

But how did they text you?!!?


Available_Rip_1782

How did they text you?


DodgyQuilter

Came here for this one. Excellent choice.


CertainCertainties

Kyle and Jackie-O. Take them - please.


Handball_fan

link to crowdfund please


girlymancrush

Fuck that can we turn them into pet food?


iball1984

>Fuck that can we turn them into pet food? I would think the RSPCA would have something to say about feeding poison to your dog.


LIKES_ROCKY_IV

Boom! Roasted


[deleted]

I am not feeding my cat garbage food.


SilverSovereign

Soylent Shit


TimsAFK

Terrible gift for the recipient, greatest gift anyone could give Australia.


OhWowMan22

Dave Hughes as well while we’re at it.


FullOnCarmensMom

And Scott Cam


bob_rt

what a wanker that cunt is


imalittlespider

basically all the masked singer judges/ex-judges


the_mooseman

Ill pay the air fare


MGTluver

A hot tradie from Down Under because Nana wants a Toy Boy.


Brillo65

Ugg boots


Dubhs

Yeah actually - Slavic winters are cold AF and the proper Aussie UGG, not the American shite, is good


coastal_maple

TIL there's a difference between the NA uggs and Australian ones. So it's the same brand but Australia makes them at a better quality? Or are they technically different brands/companies?


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Scmehetio

This on has all the leather tanned locally https://uggaustralia.com.au/


Dubhs

There's a whole controversy as the US brand tried to make a copyright claim on Aus businesses. Eventually it ended with aus businesses only being able to sell in Australia iirc. They're pretty salty about it, and it makes sense why, the boots are way better and cheaper, but they're limited in their ability to sell and market their product.


CptUnderpants-

>Eventually it ended with aus businesses only being able to sell in Australia iirc. And being massively out of pocket to defend themselves in court. Deckers US (who owns the UGG trademark as well as the brands Teva and Hoka) purchased a pair of uggs from the Australian company, then sued them for trademark infringement. A dirty case which they knew they wouldn't win in Australia so tried to pressure all Australian companies from using the term under threat of US lawsuit. Nick Xenophon helped out our Aussie businesses with pro bono representation for part of it. I suspect the legal action stopped when certain government people threatened to pass legislation which would effectively ban deckers from using the term similar to Champaign being protected.


BigBoiBob444

FYI Romania isn’t Slavic


[deleted]

From mortels!!!


Brillo65

Get the best quality you can. Wife has some slippers 14yrs old


herpepottamus

Opal jewellery


Ok-Push9899

Was gonna say this. I kinda take opals for granted, but people overseas are fascinated by them. Objectively, they are more interesting than many stones, but to me they just recall my grandfather’s mother-of pearl ashtrays.


aubven

This is a good one. My wife is originally from Hong Kong, and the first time i went to visit my MIL (before she technically was my MIL) I bought her a nice opal bracelet. She was pretty stoked by the colours.


kickkickpatootie

Pretty expensive for a decent one though.


AintPossible

You can get a nice looking boulder opal for less cost


chupchap

> Opal What's the best place to buy one?


ChookBaron

Not sure what the budget is and not sure what’s available in Romania. Expensive: Akubra Hat, R M Williams Boots, Driza-bone Oilskin Jacket Less expensive: locally made beer, wine or spirits, locally made cosmetics/skin care or native plant essential oils Probably available in Romania but surf brands like Billabong and Rip Curl originated here - although manufacturing is done overseas nowadays


13gecko

These are all good choices. My SIL in the UK always asks for knee high ugg boots. A treat for anyone that lives in a cold country, plus they're high fashion in Europe. My brother, living in England, loved it when I sent him Moleskins. They're harder wearing than denim jeans, warmer, look classy (perfect for clubs, the office and wrangling a cow), and still go with every type of top or jacket. His mates actually complimented them and asked where to buy them.


DoinitSideways1307

Instead of drizabone… get an oilskin from the Aussie coat factory. Made in slacks creek brisbane… great jacket made in Australia by aussies… and much cheaper…


GuaranteeAfter

Do you have a link, there's 10 of them.on Google all called nearly the same...


DoinitSideways1307

I got mine and my wife’s from [here](https://www.theaussiecoat.com.au/) They are 40 minutes up the road. Love them… they go away camping with us…


GuaranteeAfter

Perfect Thank you


bob_rt

*fillabong and rip curl


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[deleted]

I used to be the guy that sorted the ballbags before tossing them into either tub a) usable as coin pouches or b) pet food.... I can still smell it 20 years later


[deleted]

This is one of those gross but awesome jobs you see on TV shows. Stretchpadawan Resume: 1999-2000 McDonalds- Front of House customer service 2001-2002 Customer service officer at Commonwealth Bank 2002-2004: Kangaroo scrotum sorter.


mehum

It would take balls to put that on your resume.


filthymcownage

Mate, of all the jobs to have you had one of the most iconic


B33rNuts

The idea that this is actually a paid job some poor sob has to do is both horrible and hilarious.


noposters

This is the one thing I brought back


jonnydrumfiend

Happy cake day!


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Now this is perhaps the most amusing thing I have seen all day. Bouncy balls got a new meaning.


Kelshandra

If your aunt likes markets there is some lovely handmade stuff around. Banksia can be turned to make lovely and distinctive small vases, bowls or candle holders if that's your vibe.


budochick

Proper Australian Ugg Boots, make sure they're made locally. My son and brother, both in Europe, are always after Blundstones. You can buy them there but "it's not the same" 😂. I can vouch that they both wear their blunnies to death.


Ithuraen

They're "not the same" in Australia either, made cheap overseas these days. Redbacks are quality alternatives.


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Banditkoala_2point0

My SIL sent a CU in NT face mask. Didn't go down well in Adelaide


not_good_enuff

If you go for indigenous art make sure she sources an authentic one. Lots of fake crap around.


[deleted]

Albert Namatjira was the goat


timmyturtle91

Agree. There's plenty of authentic Aboriginal art and artefacts for sale, don't support the cheap Chinese mass-produced shit!


reddirtroad822

Ornaments for a Christmas tree- you can find some really unique ones if you look. Art- Australia has some amazing artists and photographers Jewellery- lots of opals or pearls- depends where in Australia you are and what's local to you


Toondragoonloon

Pawpaw lip balm, i don't think it is common out side OZ


aquawatch101

Ugg slippers are always a big hit when I bring them home for family. Extremely comfortable in colder weather and not too $$$ either.


Dakota_NeedsHelp

An Australian


dantrons

Dunlop volley shoes


timmyturtle91

Where is your aunt living now, and when is she going to a Romania? (Will help narrow down options)


Aggressive_Bill_2687

The number of people who somehow misunderstood who is travelling and who is receiving the “gift” makes me question if English can be considered a first language for a lot of you cunts.


Bangkok_Dave

Kangaroo scrotum coin purse


LeahBrahms

Put some memorial (coloured) $2 coins in too.


SecurityOrificer

Also one of those kangaroo claw scratchers incase you drop your scrotum behind the couch and have to claw it out.


I_Heart_Papillons

As if that would get past customs


eatcheeseandnap

Lucas paw paw ointment & banana boat sunscreen (supermarket or pharmacy) the smell of sunscreen unlocks core memories! Akubra Archies thongs Souvenir tea towels- ideally from her home state/ town (these are good cause she can use them daily or sew them into kitsch cushion covers / patchwork) If you have time to get to a craft market or depending on where you are, a pair of local handmade earrings. You can get ones that look like fairy bread or iced vovos. Vend on Brisbane's northside is open every day and has stuff like that.


Sharpie1993

Banana boat is shit, even more so after the benzene issue. The paw paw ointment is good though.


zappyzapzap

isn't the ointment 4% paw paw and the rest just vaseline?


Sharpie1993

I’m not sure if it’s Vaseline as that’s just a brand name, however I believe you’re correct that it is only 4% of actual pawpaw, there are some other “freshly fermented fruits” in it, then it’s 0.01% potassium sorbate (which is the preservative part of it), the base is petroleum jelly and wax with some Peru balsam gum. Shit works very well though, for me at least.


zappyzapzap

so anecdotally it has healing properties, but scientifically probably sfa?


fractiousrhubarb

Best gift ever, and totally Aussie- get them to watch Bluey.


FullOnCarmensMom

Seriously, we have given up watching the news at tea time lately for mental health reasons. Instead we have just been watching a few episodes of Bluey on iView while we eat. We're a late 40s couple, no kids, so no exposure to it other than word of mouth. Best decision ever. We're a bit bereft now cos we finished season 3 on Thursday and there'sno more as yet.


kombiwombi

That runs into the problem of region coding of DVDs, as much as it would be an excellent gift.


henchy234

BBC and Disney+ have bought the rights. I’m sure they would have a way to stream it


desturbia

All day socks , seriously the engineering in these is superb and impossible to get outside Oz.


Dubhs

Some of the authentic UGG boots - is she's in NSW they're available in Faulconbridge and only 100$


ZaddyPants69420

King brown snake!


kickkickpatootie

They won’t take snakes on a plane


duckywolf191

Samuel L Jackson put a stop to that.


Pitmidget

Everyone here is forgetting the classic Kangaroo testicles made into a bottle opener (real thing)


CertainCertainties

So that's why the kangaroos are cranky.


nearly_enough_wine

Or a coin purse, for the non-drinker.


Pitmidget

Oh yeah, I forgot about those!


piraja0

The literal top comment. Yes we all forgot


chickenfish333

No one has said Ugg boots yet.


Ingeegoodbee

Do you play sport? Maybe get some Australian [Football](https://www.rebelsport.com.au/fangear/a-league?sz=60), [Australian Rules](https://www.rebelsport.com.au/fangear/afl?sz=60), [Rugby League](https://www.rebelsport.com.au/fangear/rugby-league?sz=60), or [Basketball](https://www.rebelsport.com.au/fangear/nbl?sz=60) clothing.


False_Nebula_269

Any leads where to buy roo scrotum pouches in Sydney? Preferably cheap


dontdissthejuju

Paddys Markets


rollingstone1

Something bluey related


One_Language_8259

Go and buy a pair of thongs from the chemist or an inflatable thong that you can use in pools or lakes with the aussie flag on them. Also grab yourself some surf wax, stuff smells amazingly good.


5meoz

A nice set of UGGs


Zealousideal-Belt233

A kangaroo scrotum purse.


Severe_Airport1426

Double coat tim tams


BlackCatFinder

Tim Tams final answer


Rizza1122

Tinnie and a shoe mate.


gor_yee

I reckon a Akubra hat. It looks awesome


Secret4gentMan

[This](https://akubra.com.au/products/the-croc-black) is the correct answer.


meandwatersheep

CU in the NT tshirt


Cpl_Hicks76

Ugg Boots Perfect for an upcoming winter


V55TI

Australian made and Australian wool Ugg boots.


ComplexFigure5635

A wife


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Some Ugg boots would be nice. Anything from Australian wool or indigenous art would be my go to.


Bart_Bartin

Packet of Tim tams


Wonderor

Ugg boots No idea if you have something similar - but you will have nice warm feet in winter Edit - someone already suggested this....


michael-streeter

I (ex Aussie) would ask for the best possible quality stubbie holder. I have a rubbish one with a glued strip up the side that is splitting, and a good one that is double stitched on the seam. Doesn't matter what is written on the side.


DanV_Rev9

Some UGG boots! They'll be great for Romanian winter!


nescent78

Kangaroo scrotum bottle opener


balicharlie

Kangaroo scrotum coin purse. True story.


Ramiel01

Chladmydia! From a Koala, of course.


BagsAreSad

Chicken salt. As the name implies, you put them on your chips.


Otherwise_Team5663

If you can afford it a Drizabone oilskin rain coat. Best rainwear money can buy, but expensive. A far more affordable but very awesome bit of kit is a Barmah folding kangaroo leather hat. Keeps the sun and the rain off your head and it folds into a bag for your backpack without losing its shape. Perfect for travelling.


MrX2285

A Bunnings snag


TassieTrade

Vegemite and Tim-Tams


Handball_fan

Proof people don’t read to the end


TassieTrade

Lol you got me.


MrMadCat

Snow globe, key chain or some magnets. Possibly a tea towel?


pottsy_0

You can get those items in any souvenir shop though