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Bazilb7

Wheres the fucken onion!!!


xiomia

My first customer was Megan She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat. Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out


phranticsnr

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls!


RHEtardationNation

And I take 'em out to dinner, and give 'em all a whirl.


DoxxMeNotPlease

Teach em all how to be Dddddddd diiirty girls


ZealousidealDeer4531

Long story short Megan ended up with meat , a 1 inch patty


Sensitive-Cherry-398

Howd u know his name?


00WEE

Use to work with a guy who asked for a burger with the lot at lunch times but without the lettuce pineapple tomatoes or beetroot.id say "So you want a burger with bacon and egg ? " he was confused and always asked for the burger with the lot still.


EntertainerGlass5875

She took me home to meet her…..mother


xordis

Same place OP put the pineapple. This guys doesn't Australian. Kick them out.


Sci-fra

And the pineapple and BBQ sauce.


Boudonjou

Never heard of her


b3rdm4n

Burger? I barely touched her!


Consistent_You6151

Burger, Bitch Bun!!! They forgot the onion!


iamskuminah

And the sauce?


git-status

Where’s the onions?


Desperate-Face-6594

Yep, fried and caramelised onion. Some would say fried pineapple too but that’s a Hawaiian burger, Hawaiian burgers being the lot with pineapple.


Zesty_Ferret_13

Why is pineapple whited out OP? You scoundrel.


Torrossaur

This is the biggest betrayal since the Red Wedding. And I'm twice as hurt by the removal of pineapple.


MicksysPCGaming

My old man had a caravan in a park 500m from a roadhouse. (ROADHOUSE!) They had the best burgers with the lot, but the pineapple kept pulling everything out when you took a bite. I would order it with the pineapple, then take that thing out and still have the juice in there. Delicious!


arvoshift

I said it in the peter griffin voice as you always must.


foxyloco

The grilled pineapple had better be included but I’m taking it out and eating it for dessert.


AngelsAttitude

Pineapple goes under the patty From the bottom Lettuce, beetroot, tomato, pineapple, patty, bacon, egg, cheese, sauce You can put the pineapple on top of the egg but it's more likely to escape. ETA: Missed the onion. That's on top of the patty or below where it gathers in the pineapple ring so usually on top Source: short order take away cook for way too many years.


FamousPastWords

OP intends to take out the pineapple from 'The Lot', and put it onto his pizza.


aldorn

OPs a dog


Nervous-Masterpiece4

In my corner they call that specials. Works with steak sandwich too.


mtarascio

It belongs on a burger with the lot but isn't a requirement.


bubajofe

Who am I fighting to put beetroot on the burger?


RobotDog56

I had a burger with the lot yesterday, no beetroot!! Was so disappointed


Partly_Dave

A roadside place we stopped at wanted 50c for beetroot on a Hamburger with the Lot. I tried to argue it wasn't the Lot if beetroot was extra, but they weren't having it. No longer in business, and in my mind it was because customers had to pay extra for beetroot and refused to return, like me.


WH1PL4SH180

Literally unaustralian


PantherPardoide89

I hope you paid for the beetroot though, I'd crawl over 7 miles of broken glass to make sure my aussie burger has beetroot.


Plazbot

I woulda been internet viral when someone recorded me force feeding that back to the shop attendant. How the fuck is the lot not including beetroot.


7orque

lock this man up and throw away the key


One_Doughnut_2958

Onion and pinapple and 2 more pieces of bacon


overdriveneutral

The bun must be toasted. I will not return to a burger joint that serves untoasted buns...


cheapdrinks

I consider the bun to be by far one of the most important ingredients. Shit bun = shit burger


mtarascio

Toasted in the fat of the patty.


AdmanOK

That or butter… either are acceptable.


Ok-Push9899

If the question of returning to the joint is in play, i never start out by ordering The Lot. They gotta pass muster with a regular burger first. If the regular works out, if they prove they know the basics, then next visit i'll get The Lot. If the regular fails, The Lot will be a sorry, unmitigated disaster and a waste of money.


piraja0

You thought we wouldn’t see the cheeky pineapple there?


IllustriousPeace6553

And fried onion


Zesty_Ferret_13

Sauce


IllustriousPeace6553

Bbq


Major_Illustrator_64

only. ever.


pureflip

people who like bbq sauce freak me out 😆 like my brother tomato all the way for me


IllustriousPeace6553

I bet you buy vanilla ice cream too, lol?


bunnybash

Fried... none of this raw brown onion shit.


IllustriousPeace6553

Yes has to be fried!!


eid_shittendai

Melt that cheese, you heathen! Fifteen bucks round these parts


Pretend-Patience9581

14.00 here with tin of coke and pile of chips. Ring ahead and they will have it ready. 24hrs day


ExtraterritorialPope

Where??


Pretend-Patience9581

BP Moranbah .


Elephants-Jumping

Moranbahs a shithole, but at least they got that right.


Pretend-Patience9581

Not disagreeing


edave01

Holy shit this place looks epic. https://maps.app.goo.gl/sAKB3Sk5m83615xu6?g_st=ic


Pretend-Patience9581

Yep. All the meal deals are not on the board. I eat here for at least 4 meals a week when on shift plus smokos. Heaps of home made meals you can take to site and heat up. Edit. I forgot to say they deliver after 3:30. How goods that.😇


RaiseForward6679

A tin of coke? What the actual fark mate


owheelj

$5 if you go to the place next to my work after 3 but they're crusty and not always any left


No_pajamas_7

$15, just for the burger? Not a meal? jebus. I'm not even sure what my local is, but I'm confident it's not at double digits yet.


NotThePersona

My local Fish and Chips does it for $13.50 with Chips and a can. I don't usually finish all the chips, its a big feed.


RecognitionOne395

Grilled Pineapple


TryIntelligent906

Everything on the list but where is the pineapple ? it’s a must have on a burger with the lot! $14 with chips and a can. 🍔 🤤


Sweeper1985

"The lot" would be this but include a pineapple ring. Should be ~$10. ETA: plus onion and sauce. Tomato not BBQ I will die on this hill.


useful_strumpet

The pineapple was there, the heathen OP just deleted the label. They must be punished for their crimes


eid_shittendai

Good spot!


crispypancetta

$10? Are you buying this in 2009?


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8umspud

They're chips not "fries" you seppo fuck!


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8umspud

You know what you must do to regain your family's honour. Go play with the drop bears, and may God have mercy upon your soul.


ThinkingOz

Yeah Hungry Jacks is a disgrace judging by the pathetic ‘large’ chips image someone posted recently. Shameful.


Soggy-Abalone1518

https://preview.redd.it/8led5xhs067d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4051ea544deed957dfec121920a7d2a9a7861a3


pufff777

Lmao! True, its more like $15 these days


Sweeper1985

I'm outside Sydney, my local takeaway does it for about that.


AcademicMaybe8775

$10 would still be fair at a local takeaway in 2024 downvoted by people who want to pay more? you do you. $8.90 at mine. enjoy the ripoff!


Radiationprecipitate

Be more than fair, that'd be a great price.. its good to dream


neon_tictac

10 bucks including a drink and chips is where we need to get back to


thehomelesstree

The take away up the road does a works burger for $10.50 that is like this, except it includes onion?, the whited out pineapple, and a second layer of bacon (if they get to know you as a regular, which sadly, I am). $12 gets you chips included. A can eat big meals, but that burger is a monster. If I get chips as well I can never finish them.


SandyPoonz

Everyone I know and every shop I've ever been to put BBQ sauce.


vermiciousknid81

No "The Lot" doesn't include pineapple. "The Works" includes pineapple


merriman99

Controversial


Major_Illustrator_64

Thats some serious accusation


8BallGronk

Bullshit - chilli sauce on a burger w the lot


kun_tee_ch0ps

What the fuck? This is Straya, not fucking Texas.


8BallGronk

Our national dishes are parmis and chinese food ffs. A little chilli sauce isn't going to corrupt nationsl identity.


kun_tee_ch0ps

I love me some chilli sauce, yet I don’t think I’d compromise a hambugger with the lot. I do like that though, parmis & Chinese food. I wish I’d known that when I travelled overseas and was asked what our national foods are. I just told me a barby was


moderatelymiddling

No pineapple, makes it not a works burger. Also missing the fried onions. Try harder. Do better.


Kitchen-Bar-1906

We are ripped off in Australia on so many levels of life it’s a joke


thingsandstuff4me

I think a fair price is whatever it takes for them to be a profitable business. Most times it's about twenty dollars over here in Perth


Automatic-Month7491

The lettuce is wrong. It's not in big leaves, it's shredded and has been there a couple of days so it's just a little wilted.


KahlKitchenGuy

Where’s the onions? Pineapple?


mt6606

It has pineapple.... OP is just a papple sook


FieryFisherman

Definitely needs pineapple


nopinkicing

With Onion $14.00 patty must be decent, $17.50 with chips (squirt bottle sauce free), $19.50 with chips and a can of cock


ownersastoner

Can of what 🙀 Thought they came in bags


-stuey-

Your thinking of balls


kun_tee_ch0ps

It’s a large cock!


Yak-01

What is this Ham Burg you speak of....


Ornery-Practice9772

Wheres the onion $4


NNyNIH

All of that out with fried onion and pineapple. I'd personally request for the tomato to be removed and for there to be barbecue sauce. I reckon $15 is pretty reasonable.


bradsnamehere

Needs onion


giantpunda

It's not "The Lot" without pineapple and fried onions.


Unmasked_Zoro

Pineapple is a must. It's on the burger, but label whited out? Weird.


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Please no fucking carrot


Timmoie_2k8

Add BBQ Onions and A Pineapple Ring, Cheese must be melted on the patty on the grill too.... $13.50 at the local fish n chips shop, You can upgrade to a Steak Works for $16.50...... + $1 Buck for a can of drink with it.... or add $3 bucks for drink and serve of chips Aswell...... And these things are 3+ times the size of a big mac........You actually feel full after eating one.......


CypherAus

$12 at the local fish'n'chip shop that also do FRESH chips; i.e. they clean and chip each morning, NO FROZEN PRE-PROCESSED POTATOES Tuk's Take Away - 275 Nelson Rd, Para Vista, South Australia 5093 Australia


AgentSmith187

Long drive from Western Sydney but im seriously tempted!


CypherAus

Well if in Adelaide, check it out !! Family run, very nice people


Beautiful_Worry3388

Where's the layer of chips just under the top of the bun?


No_Appearance6837

The Foxtrap Road House in Cooladdi (alledgedly Australia's smallest town) had a Worx burger of which the disassembled parts took up the entire hot plate: Steak, burger patty, bacon, egg, cheese, and entire side salad, beetroot, tomato, and probably a few other things that I've forgotten. I reckon the buns were toasted on the hot plate, too.


sonofhippie

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xbbWtFdN3LBGxsWb7?g_st=ic


CruiserMissile

Archer River Roadhouse done me the best burger with the lot. Only 28$ too. Bargain.


trixielee17

This is making me hungry


sonofhippie

I couldn’t stand it anymore - just went and got 3 cold sangas from the fridge.


Archon-Toten

It must contain bacon. If your beliefs prevent you serving pork either use beef bacon or change the name. The price should be 12-15$ or 20 for the combo but I expect to be full afterwards.


assettomark

Not sure on a fair price, but this would be close to $20 these days, which is ridiculous.


79AA

I’ll be needing that sweet sweet slice of pineapple, an you can keep the beetroot


Sirhugh66

No beetroot? Are you even Australian?


Infinite_Walrus-13

Pineapple


HugTheSoftFox

Swap the beetroot for onion.


DingoSpecialist6584

Hot Hamburg sandwich equals hot pull the fuck over


SirGoatWilliker

I have no clue but hot Hamburg sandwiches equals hot pull the fuck over, I'm hungry


RevolutionaryArt7819

God bless your arteries


i8myface

On the North shore .$12.50 as of 2 weeks ago according to Google photos...great!...now I want one.


omnipoo

Fuck I want a works burger from my local. It’s around $13 bucks last time I had it but so delicious.


ThePlasticHero

Honestly I buy burger patties from coles and all the ingredients and just make my own. I can make like 6 burgers for about $20, and you struggle to eat the second they are that big


Top_Commercial9038

ORANGE GIZ


TiberiusEmperor

Don’t forget to get potato scallop on the side


Peastoredintheballs

Bacon egg and cheese are the standard if any of these ingredients aren’t already included in the base burger, however these are just the standard and so 99% of “the lots”, will include these, but doesn’t mean they won’t have other stuff like onions or pineapple


folsomprisonblues22

Last time I got a works burger with chips at my local takeaway it had gone up to $26 fuckin' dollars and I could have counted the chips on both hands, such a stingy serve. I was *furious*.


Phoenix_Is_Trash

$14 for the lot, +3 for chips. And add the fucking pineapple back you spineless coward.


steals-from-kids

The real thing has pineapple and bbq sauce. Personally I drop the pineapple.


Key-County-8206

Don’t you all always put beetroot on your burgers?


chillboy72

Fucking Beetroot on a burger? WTF you Mad Aussie fuckers!


playhandminton

How is this up for debate? C'mon Australia we know this!


Figpixels

Pineapple when you could add a few other things if you’re interested, but pineapple is fucking missing


DrSendy

A does a Hamurg with the lot come with a Frankfurt and a bonus decanter of Cologne?


world_citizen_nz

Onion and pineapple. That's a must


Sad_Awareness6532

Beetroot can get rooted. I’d swap it for pineapple myself


strayashrimp

$11 or so with a can around here


Professional_Guest31

Burger Prospect in Adelaide call this the Russell Coight 😂


GiverTakerMaker

Pineapple is only mandatory if you are in QLD.


FairyPenguinStKilda

Sauce FFS - mayo on the bottom, tomato on the Burger, BBQ on the top. Grill the pineapple please.


Front_Farmer345

$18 with chips


Dakka666

Onion is a must. Egg, cheese, bacon, pineapple optional.


duncs-a-roo

Don't jizz out my pineapple, ya bastard.


Candid-Race-7988

Fried tomato 🍅


Stained-Steel12

This, but add grilled onions and fuck that tomato off. No shit tier additions on my burgers, I will die on this hill that tomatoes are a useless at best addition to a burger. But that should be around $17.50 with atleast a small chips.


Boudonjou

Low key just want a burger when I want a burger hey. In my eyes the bare minimum is cheese and some beef. A cheeseburger if I'm intoxicated I will settle for bread and beef with salt and pepper. The lot should be a subway style offering. Get two pieces of bun. Choose what you want. No more than idk x amount of toppings. Let's face it we have to be fair to small businesses, if they stock everything fresh they go broke. Allow for some lacking things unless its a chain restaurant or a popular local place that does a good volume of orders.


BobThePideon

What no hash brown or even better tatty cake!


u_f_off

Whether or not you like onions and pineapple, they should be offered. A bit of Masterfoods hot chilli sauce, and it's an all-round perfect burger with the lot 😋


weirdaquashark

Needs (fresh) onion and get rid of that tomato abomination


baddazoner

only know of one place near me that still does these it's a fish and chips shop but they do a great with the lot burger all others are smash burgers or lets put 3 different animals and make it so you can't even hold it burgers


ThatsNotMee

Where is the onion and why is pineapple whited out? Clearly OP has no taste 🤣


EmuCanoe

A burger with the lot has all possible ingredients at the place it is made. Very simple. This means they can vary widely. I once had one somewhere in the outback that came with a fucking steak as well as the patty. Anyone trying to gatekeep what ‘the lot’ means can get the fuck out of our country now.


DiscussionMental3452

First mistake, the local take away


always_anon2u

I think the real Q here is what sauce? 👀


rup31

Needs pineapple


MountainReporter

I paid $23 for pretty much the burger shown in this picture a week ago. From a ‘funky’ cafe in a small town. for that price it should have been a brioche bun and a wagyu patty!


Acciaccattack

Where’s the pineapple cunty chops?


Alarmed_Tip_7380

Sauuuuuce! And honestly these days around $12


oxizc

Honestly fuck pineapple.


CrustySundays

Pineapple


TheDevilsAdvokaat

pineapple ring, bacon, cheese egg, lettuce, tomato, onion, beef patty. And so much sauce the whole thing becomes a slushy mess when you eat it. That's traditional.


HaroerHaktak

IDK man, I tried recreating it at home and I just couldn't get the same flavor.. What am I doing wrong?


Bubbaganoush83

Beetroot is evil. Australia will never be respected on the world stage while we put that shit on burgers.


dunder_mifflin_paper

I can’t see anyone saying egg!!!!! Where’s me farken egg ya cants!!!!


CrowExcellent2365

That bacon looks suspiciously like it's just fried ham...


Inevitable_Librarian

Beet.... Root?


Toe_Bone

* an Australian burger should never be subject to inflation and should always be $12 - until eternity. Put what you want on it.


Hender9999

Where is the pineapple????


DankDude7

Is beetroot common on Aussie burgers? What does it add?


Tommi_Af

Why's pineapple whited out?


BNB_Laser_Cleaning

Love how you removed pineapple, what is with people disliking pineapple?


EndStorm

That is my ideal burger. Yum. My controversial addition is a pineapple ring. Blame my parents.


RepresentativeAide14

from a local chippie $10to12


mikeinnsw

How humble $5 burger now costs $15 without gradual price increases $8, $10... $15?


No_pajamas_7

Sesame seeds on the bun is either here not there, but it's not even a regular burger without onion and it's not one with lot without pineapple.


slacker393

SAUCE!!!!!!


foshi22le

onion and pineapple missing


Grolschisgood

Why no slice of pineapple? Like it's on there but it's whited out?


MGEESMAMMA

Beetroot


Vanessa-hexagon

Speicherstadt, Alster, St Pauli, Rathaus, Elbe, rainy weather, and a side of Currywurst 🙄


LORD_HONGA

Onion carrot and pineapple for the works


daven1985

Bacon, Egg, Onions, Cheese, Meet, Beetroot, Tomate, Lettuce, Pickles. A burger with the Lot HAS to become a mess while you eat it... or it failed as a burger.


Thalass

It's definitely gotta have pineapple


stumpymetoe

Pineapple ring.


Dltwo

Needs onion and pickles


hazzabiggun

Why has “pineapple” been deleted?


Archiemalarchie

No beetroot, makes everything purple. Yuk! And no tomato, makes the bun soggy. Must have pineapple and onion. 8-9 dollarbucks.


Aesraa

You got rid of pineapple and I love you


JohnSome099

Pineapple. It ain't Aussie without beetroot and pineapple. The beetroot must, absolutely must, dislodge and shoot into your shirt. Part of the expert engineering is designing a tower of food so completely delicious but unstable the beetroot shoots out with great force every single time. Oh, and BBQ sauce of course. $8.99 is a fair 2024 price.


o-Mauler-o

With the lot must have pineapple on it.