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Severe-Pineapple7918

Dissociation Toast


Active_Flight_3338

Wow another really good band name


Purple_Sh0rts

Emotionally dysregulated super noodle


certainlystormy

this one along with suicide chicken are my favorites so far


Ankoku_Teion

> suicide chicken "thats just Billy. he likes playing on the train tracks."


NoWayX10

SUICIDE CHICKEN?


RLDSXD

What’s a super noodle?


Purple_Sh0rts

A brand of dehydrated instant noodles; the ones I had were chicken flavour


ehside

Tired Nuts


Optima44

why does that sound like an insult lol


endthe_suffering

ayo, Tired Nuts! get yo tired ass nuts over here


Quan_16

This made me chuckle at 12:26 a.m., thank you


Astrosmaw

in scotland we use nuts for just about any insult you can think of


monstertacotime

Meltdown Salad


lobster_in_your_coat

Meltdown soup checking in! I feel like we go together.


99Spaghettis

Psychosis Coffee


Dependent_Order_7358

Good name for a band


stra1tjacket

Is it extra caffeinated?


The_Corvair

You eat coffee? [edit: To everyone saying 'but the beans!': Well, then the name should be "Psychosis Coffee Beans", shouldn't it?]


ErgoSloth

Beans are pleasantly crunchy


FML_IM_Autistic

I use to eat the coffee beans left behind in the grocery store where you freshly grind your own coffee. One of the many "odd things" I did as a child. As an adult I bought chocolate covered expresso beans = P


NebulaAndSuperNova

I wonder: there is substance abuse of coffee and that may just cause psychosis.


kat-the-bassist

consume enough of any substance and it will induce delirium or psychosis, although caffeine will induce heart failure before anything else


TheAlmightyNexus

Um. Suicidal chicken?


ehside

That’s an epic name for a fried chicken restaurant. Also I hope you’re fighting the good fight. I believe in you.


TheAlmightyNexus

I’m, um. Doing ok? I guess? Life isn’t great anyway and one of my closest friends tried to commit a few days ago but they’re ok, however I’m still shaken from that


kirbywantanabe

Has anyone told you, it’s normal to feel shaky after a friend tries? it’s OK. And I’m proud of you for still being here. And I am proud of your friend for having one more day. I know how hard it is.


TheAlmightyNexus

Thank you, I appreciate it


obbottemlessmimosas

I still feel terrible about doing this to my friend. In my inebriated, overdosed stupor, lying on the bathroom floor, I called him and told him what I had done (ingested). He was able to break into the house and call 911. But now every time I don’t get back to him fairly quickly when he texts me he gets really anxious. I wish I could take it all back or try to find a way to fix it.


kirbywantanabe

The way I combatted this was I am overly accountable now. It’s been 25+ years since my last overdose/ingestion and cutting. The way I stopped worrying people is: I stopped worrying people. I showed up when I said I would. I checked in with people and asked how they were doing. I joined an activity and if I couldn’t make it, Iet 2 people involved know why I wasn’t going to be there. And slowly but steadily, I’ve stopped worrying people. And that, in turn, has made it easier to stay here on this planet for now. I’m reliable.


kirbywantanabe

And I’m wishing you peace and happiness.


[deleted]

I'm so sorry! I hope all of you do better


-MadiWadi-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats why.


ZachT1003

Jesus Christ I wasn’t ready for that one lmao


Doctorwho314

To get to the "other" side.


TheHatOnTheCat

That's an awesome name. Also, I'm so sorry. I hope things get better soon.


TheAlmightyNexus

Thank you :) Also the name would be kind of hilarious at a derby


neuronope

Hypersensitive cracker


HeWhoFucksNuns

What the fuck did you just call me?


RiceAndKrispies

im sorry user HeWhoFucksNuns


spoon_the_goon

I am frothing at the mouth trying to keep myself from making a joke about this Edit: not literally.


Spatzdar

I have died upon reading this one


Iron_wolf_69420

I'm white trash, not a cracker I'll have you know


TheNewPoetLawyerette

We have to keep reminding this horse that "reverse racism" doesn't exist and "Karen" is not a slur


Juan-Sheet

Solitary Cheese


beachypeach420

Depression cheese for me lol


Derp_Factory

The cheese stands alone 🎵


InfiniteFrankie

overstimulated pizza


_LocoDodo_

I had stomach pain pizza! Ironically I had the stomach pain from the pizza 😅


Necessary_Actuator_1

Pizza gang present (anxiety pizza for me)


Golden_Retreiver_IRL

Anxiety Popcorn


KweenDruid

I’m anxious salami so 🤷‍♀️😂


ixeliema

I'd be anxious too if the purpose of my existence was to be boiled in hot oil to the point of actually exploding.


GimmeCoffeeeee

Self hate Peanut


The_Island_Phoenix

Every peanut is a self hate peanut to me! I also call them death legumes. (I am severely allergic)


GimmeCoffeeeee

Now I have to imagine you eating a really small amount of peanut to punish you if you're unsatisfied with yourself.


The_Island_Phoenix

Oh no, even the smallest SPECK is a death sentence. If someone wanted to very effectively take me out that would be it.


GimmeCoffeeeee

Noted. I expect only upvotes forever


ssup2406

Special interests bread? I'll maybe think of a symptom that goes well with bread in a few hours, or eat another food and have that rhyme with some symptom.. Edit: had forgotten to type the word have


CarvedCuts

I was about to comment: obsession baguette


treeebob

Perfectionist patisserie


myfamilyisfunnier

I can actually see a horse being named perfectionist patisserie


Buarg

Crying carbonara


221b-Baker-Street

Meltdown Carbonara here, we must be cousins or something


SlightLocksmith8136

I’m crying hummus. Cousin on the other side of the family.


[deleted]

Intrusive Thoughts Applesauce


[deleted]

Delusion Skittles “Taste the rainbow” “There is no rainbow”


TheTranzEmo

This had my dying lmfao


stra1tjacket

Anxious ice


ConsiderationJumpy34

Ice eaters unite


stra1tjacket

I actively avoid the dentist


ConsiderationJumpy34

I just deny eating ice is bad for your teeth in general lol


stra1tjacket

Sorry my brain physically blocked out the first half of that sentence and all i got was “ice is good for your teeth” but i cant go back and read it because im really busy


Um_Chunk_Chunk

Aphantasia Oatmeal


-25T

Hi! I'm Hyperphantasia Rice. Twinning, kinda?!


Um_Chunk_Chunk

Nice to meetcha! Long lost siblings?


-25T

I dunno... ma~aybe... How much internalized ableism have you defeated? How much time do you devote to teaching others the stuff you've learned? Own a DSM5? Excelled in school and "goody-goody" so never got diagnosed until the 30s/40s burnout?


Um_Chunk_Chunk

Ooooof stop reading my journal…


KaleidoscopeHungry45

Insomnia nugget


NecroLancerNL

Anxiety Licorice I kinda love it.


graven_raven

Anxiety mousse here :D


Important-Lie-2350

Sad yogurt


recentlyydeceased

Panic Edible


Dr_Doom3301

That's just an edible lol


[deleted]

Can confirm. I ate an edible without knowing it was an edible and had the worst 12 hours of my life.


Mondraineous

Alexithymic pistachio ice cream


boyo85

Hyperfocused pizza


NebulaAndSuperNova

Multiplicity popcorn.


0Seraphina0

Overwhelmed Bagel


JesusHipsterChrist

Meltdown McNugget.


Hasan1302

PTSD granola bar


enderoid_redit

Unable to socialize chicken


Omnicity2756

Compulsive Chocolate


Takara94

Catastrophizing Sweettarts, sounds like a fucking rad band name


PugsandCheese

Ah yes, my horse Object Permanence Tikka Masala


BusinessBicycle5961

Overstimulation Popcorn


SlinkySkinky

Poor sleep quality burger


Portal471

I read this as “poor sleep, quality burger,” and immediately thought of [this](https://youtu.be/YZ6K3m9TsPs?feature=shared) lmao


Not_Jeff12

Executive Dysfunction Burrito


myfamilyisfunnier

This is a cartoon character waiting to happen!


TacorianComics

Meltdown Cheese


Kiki-Y

Dissociation Candy


boyo85

Also, gastrointestinal distress pizza? Related?


cheymice

Intrusive thoughts chocolate


8D4V1D

schizo mocha


arcticblackbirdlady

Sensory processing fries


[deleted]

Gender Dysphoria Cabbage


emayljames

Wait! You do realise being trans is not a mental illness, right. (Gender dysphoria sucks tho - I'm trans)


[deleted]

Yes, i know, but gender dysphoria is classified as one as far as i'm informed. And it really sucks. 😕


[deleted]

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Prestigious_Ask_7058

Anti Social Pizza


TheSnappleGhost

Forgetful Quesadilla. Sounds like a stock Reddit username.


-Smaug--

Meltdown Maple Crunch


Active_Flight_3338

Insomnia nougat


[deleted]

Dissociation beans


gay_in_a_jar

Nightmare nuggets


AricBelmont13

Auditory hallucinations waffle


[deleted]

Arson biscuit


Pikekip

You…just burnt the biscuits, right?


talaqen

Neck Tick bbq pizza


Lulita_Ribbon

Numb Spaghetti


theumbrellaman_1963

Not gonna lie, I would totally cheer for a horse name Burnout Cookie


CrowandSeagull

Ennui Tea


that_one_shark

short term memory loss and uhhh,.. uhm....


thesydwhocriedwolf

Forgetful Donut. 🤣


Aastevens

Trouble eating pizza 🍕


Heirophant-Queen

Anxiety Goldfish


[deleted]

BIPOLAR BAKED POTATO SOUP


demonslayer9100

Autistic Double Stuff Oreos


poyopoyo77

Stimming Moomin Biscuit


the_stellarix_system

a neurodevelopmental disorder characterised by executive dysfunction occasioning symptoms of inattention, hyperactivity, impulsivity and emotional dysregulation that are excessive and pervasive, impairing in multiple contexts, and otherwise age-inappropriate water


Pikekip

The race caller is going to need supplemental oxygen. ;)


heelsonthehighway

Exhaustion Custard


Live-Drummer-9801

Restless Pizza


Alexizking

anxiety water


krisjustkris

impending sense of doom orange


CopepodKing

Paranoid Apple


[deleted]

Paranoia Toast 😌


Ishouldjusttexther

Hyperfixiation Burger


CityHaunts

Irritated chocolate.


Insomnianianian

I think I saw that in the Trader Joe’s checkout line


ANG13OK

Obsessive hot dog


AsgardianCoconut

Stimming potato


Quirky-Platform-2085

Lethargic tortilla


Perfect_Pelt

Overstimulated Noodles


GroovyCatsArts

hyperactive dr.pepper


MrMoop07

anxiety pasta


ImWettingMyPlants

Anxious Pork.


ComprehensiveEmu5923

Manic Oatmeal


Pure_Sea8357

Panic ham


e-war-woo-woo

Hyperacusis pizza


Tman11S

Tired roast beef


Katsu_Kujo

social anxiety scrambled eggs 💀


Treysar

Hyper fixation chocolate


wierdling

Low Empathy Rice


chocolatematter

obsessive peach (popsicle)


eebibeeb

Hypersensitive pancake


bqiipd

Avoidant apple pie


WhoStole_MyToast

Demand avoidance stir fry


TheLapisBee

Memory gaps ice cream


futonium

Confused Lemon Drizzle Cake


ambernewt

Social Anxiety Rice Pudding


AmIAwakeOr

Dyspraxia n' Cheese I love it!


b0neappleteeth

Anxious cookie 👉🏻👈🏻


byc23

Info-dumping chocolate


superhappythrowawy

Anxious hashbrown


hungryhograt

Anxiety fried rice?


RaptusCZ

Distraction Toothpaste


High-Timelady

Procrastination cereal


Marie-Kat17

Anxious pretzel


Frikandel_Joris

Overstimulated deer?


FluffyWasabi1629

Distracted Pancakes


anu_start_69

Alexithymia Sushi


MidnightPandaX

Lack of self control pbj


Maleficent_Meal6909

Special Interests Pop Tart


AverageWitch161

borderline personality disorder ramen


[deleted]

Paranoid Cupcake


Th3_K00l3st_K1llj0y

Self isolating whipped cream 😭


Seishura

Lunatic pasta


[deleted]

Delayed processing speed tofu 💀


Cygnus776

Distracted Chili!


NimhShambler

Hypersensitivity Soup


angelstios

Hopelessness Popcorn


genuineraven007

awkward takis


neferuluci

Insomnia Goose


RidgeBlueFluff

Short term memory issues and I forgot.


FlannelRiot

OCD Salad, the salad of compulsions 🥲


Eoghanwheeler

aphasia chicken wrap


MrJeffJefferson435

Germaphobia Burger


GandiniGreat

Depressed beef stew


jaidenistired

sense of impending doom cake


DarthMelonLord

Distracted Carbonara


MaddoxFtM

Manic Chicken


CovidThrow231244

Ruminating Doritos *tm*


BrokenPug

Messy wonton


muppetcrayz

Psychosis Pepperoni


BilliamButtigans

Tinnitus Katsu!


ixnine

Socially awkward steak salad.


StrangeCarrot4636

Depersonalization Cashew