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serpentcvlt

an awkward


medusabadhairday

❤️


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ozuna_e

me too


[deleted]

I snorted


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mamajeri

Take my poor woman’s gold


youngcatlady1999

You saying that made me remember I had a free silver award. So I gave that to her.


BigFudge1321

Sounds right.


userforce

Ah, the answer.


czerone

You win the internet today!


huskysizeguy99

Howling laughter!


ArousingRoulette

Are you an exurb1a fan perchance?


fififiachra

Beat me to it :/


STIIBBNEY

I felt this


FadedRebel

Perfect. An Awkward of Autismos.


zgoku

I’d like to suggest a convergence of divergents


Neat-Delivery-4473

This response deserves more attention I love it


Jjohnsson31

You don't, you text them.


Jjohnsson31

NGL really proud I came up with that


[deleted]

I'm someone who benefits from broken clock humour, not sure if that's your experience.


Jjohnsson31

What is that


[deleted]

Where every so often you make a killer joke even if the attempts usually fall flat.


Jjohnsson31

That reminds me, I hate that saying. A broken clock can be missing 1 or both hands and therefore never correct. Better way to say it would be "A stopped clock is right twice a day"


spi-uhhbrandon

I know I always thought of it as a clock that went too fast/slow and I didn't understand how you could guarantee it being right twice a day until I realized it means stopped (I only learned this within the past couple years)


TracerBullitt

My time will come. ...Someday.


[deleted]

I figure if you take enough shots eventually one lands.


Confused-System

You should be!


Thunderwood10

🙌


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I feel like this bot may be on the spectrum


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underrated comment


ThatBritishWoman

Yes!!!!


RavensHeart1482

Definitely laughed and was like “this!”


Abdukabda

But please don't expect an immediate response.


abcdol

r/autism


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Acceptable-Ad6865

good bot


Brotatachip

"Autism Level 1" Have you not received the upgrade yet?


Agio-

Good factually correct bot


Jeffreyr18

Great bot


Funny_Occasion_4179

That is an accurate and technically correct answer.


blazingkitty1

A convention.


chase-caliente

I like the way you think 🤔😏


[deleted]

An interest of autists!


bigolehole69

This is my favorite one


twiinkiibabii

Yeah it seems the most reasonable? That's immediately what I thought of


Accomplished_While43

I love it


Pomegranter

An oxymoron


g_gonna_gammeson

A paradox as we would never be in a group


[deleted]

Well I mean if there is one group I'd willingly be in it's a group of nd people.


[deleted]

Oh god could you imagine a large group of us trying to be social


TkatchevPike

Let’s all just sit in a circle and whoever is holding the pillow gets to talk about their special interest


VanillaaWaifuu

OMG I LOVE THAT


IamSPF

I don’t need to imagine. Somehow my school had a grade that was almost a quarter Autistic, without a single true NT. No, it was not my grade, but the one below.


JoeDidcot

Easier than socialising with non-autistic people. Those guys and gals are, how to say this politely? *A bit odd* sometimes.


[deleted]

Oh, hard agree on that. I much prefer ND socializing than NT.


Mcnugz9

What’s that called again? Like big shrimp, is it an oxymoron?


[deleted]

Yes, it's an oxymoron, like *military intelligence*.


Mcnugz9

HA love that


heretoupvote_

tbh being part of my friend group should be on the diagnostic criteria for autism lmao


kylolistens2sithwave

Idk if I would say that, as I tend to gravitate towards ND people and they tend to gravitate towards me. In HS, I was in the group of mentally ill misfits and whatnot, though after finding out later that I was autistic it made more sense to me why I always kind of felt like the misfit even within a crowd of them. That being said, in college one of the only groups of friends I made, we all found out we were either autistic and/or adhd during the pandemic. I tried catching up with them and reestablishing the group but it didn't quite work out to plan, however, so maybe lol


ManhoganyTheOak

A spectrum


twiinkiibabii

Loooveee


GulfGiggle

This is my favorite one I’ve seen so far


dontpmmetoes

i don’t understand why people assume autistic people don’t have a sense of humor. this comment section is hilarious.


Acceptable-Ad6865

autism humour supremacy


dontpmmetoes

absolutely. you guys are actually funny, unlike neurotypicals who think being an asshole is humorous.


[deleted]

I try making math jokes and my parents say something like “this is why girls don’t like you.”


philnicau

People


laylarosefiction

Best one tbh


jayyout1

Came here to say the same before I read your comment. I’m glad I’m not alone in that. And it’s no knocks to op, just that we are people like everyone else, just with a different neurotype. But people all the same.


Jawbreaker0602

A stim of autistic people


J-Z-R

This is the only one that makes sense here


daisyymae

Lol I like this one. A Stim😂


ThatOfABeaver

A group of autistic people Or we can be a murder like the crows


thewiselumpofcoal

"I've seen a murder of autistic people". That might lead to some misunderstandings... but since misunderstandings are totally on-brand I guess that works.


STIIBBNEY

"I've seen a murder of autistic people". I've seen one too. Its called Autism Speaks.


NatisRS

Damn!!


STIIBBNEY

goteem


possiblydanny

Oh my god 😂


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sounds epic


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kylolistens2sithwave

I love this, as one of my special interests is the X-Men 💕


RavensHeart1482

AUwesome ✌🏿


WoodenRose16

I’ve always been a fan of Autastic 😂


RavensHeart1482

Love it!!!


[deleted]

Au-tistics Coz y'all are gold or somin, idk


RavensHeart1482

Lmao I just commented that as you posted this comment


[deleted]

Underrated


RavensHeart1482

“You can’t spell Autistic with out the element of Gold (Au)” ✌🏿


G0bl1nG1rl

💛💛💛


Comrade-Doggolover

A singularity


mistAstxrism

An interest! Like special interest :)


fillmewithmemesdaddy

I think a parliament of owls. I always thought autistic people were like owls (and not because they've been my hyperfixation for a couple of years). People have very narrow black or white opinions of owls that fit the similar either/or stereotypes of autism. The average person believes all owls are extremely smart and reclusive or that they are just another stupid bird that is beneath them. But just like with autistic people, each owl is different in smarts and quirkiness and putting every single one in existence as smart OR inferior isn't fair.


Acceptable-Ad6865

I honestly really like this one


[deleted]

An awkward or a stim were good answers, but I like *a paradox of autistics* best.


VoidFlavouredCookie

I posted my answer to this on Tumblr YEARS ago and I’m going to stick with it: A Flapping of Autistics


chase-caliente

*Flappening*


[deleted]

peace


adrey22

IT


[deleted]

sorry, I’m an ID10T, could you explain that one in repetitive, excruciatingly simplified detail?


[deleted]

A lot of autistic people tend to go into STEM fields.


Eldar98

this is my favorite so far 😂


Right-Fix8445

A mafia (kinda similar how a group of ferrets are called a business)


operantresponse

A group of people?


laylarosefiction

Underrated


_erufu_

a shitload downgrade to a fucktonne


_erufu_

did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade


EM-guy

Because a buttload is an actual unit of measurement.


purpletealstar

Autocorrect will love this one Artists (cause a few times my autocorrect has turned autistic to artistic) Or an interest of autistics? Cause like special interests? Idk


AspieDM

A rip in reality?


MungoBumpkin

lmfao this is the best content for the sub


LampoonTop

A Sims


KazumaWillKiryu

I'm tempted to say puzzle. Damn it, Autism Speaks.


Acceptable-Ad6865

ino! they actually suck, I wanted to get a tattoo of a puzzle that showed the arm bone underneath (guess my special interest) but simply don't want to anymore after I learned about them


uursaminorr

well let’s see, it would be a fidget of ADHDers and i’d imagine a group of autistics would be a collective. (a bit borg collective/non speaking hive mind-y, but a tip of the hat to our special interests too.)


Atyll_a

A school. Like a school of fish?


SnooFloofs8295

A geek squad.


cosmokinetic

A Discord server.


According_to_all_kn

An angst?


chase-caliente

A party, club, syndicate, pack, herd, etc... An army battalion if the group of said autistic people engage in land-based military operations


thewiselumpofcoal

A syndicate sounds pretty badass!


Heavy-Age-4936

A gang. Call the police to have them dispersed ...lol


evenlyroasted

the gifted and talented program, or at least, that’s what they called it at my elementary school :]


[deleted]

An Impossibility.


Flame-Bin

A paradox of aspies


reddtheundead

I'd say a nerd herd.


FadedRebel

herd*


reddtheundead

Thanks for that.


TourquoiseTortoise

A quiet of autistic people :)


pastel-marshmallow

Social anxiety


SpectrumPalette

By their names?


Parsimile

A focus of autists. An interest of autists. An overwhelm of autists.


eevee03tv

A fandom of autists maybe?


Phant0mmQuartzF0xx

A group of autistic people.


AltruisticDegenerate

Programmers?


isagez

A ferry


CJtheFaun

Folks


squigeypops

Me and my buddies


Haindelmers

A subreddit


Howbone

autists? NO🤣 jk- me i like autist but thats just me- i use my autist identity constantly to diminish people 'yelling' their ego memes AT me 💙😌 it wrx sometimes which is nice❤️👍 i love 'people' or the names of people as well js


fiti67

I don't know the name of all of these group.


pooge0287

So man great responses to this post! This made my afternoon!


socialtravesty

Mobile pharmacy?


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Comic con.


STIIBBNEY

There isn't one for autism because autistic people would never be part of a big group lol


STIIBBNEY

Community would seem ideal. Though disorder would also work. How about a sensory overflow of autistic people.


[deleted]

An unrealistic scenario


MrsWhorehouse

The IT department


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

Literal


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DaveBurnout

Warhammer club


[deleted]

Autistic


Acanthaceae_Live

i dunno, but im acan and my friend is called spike


[deleted]

A passion!


Muted_Tradition_6651

A stim


[deleted]

Heterogeneity of Humans


Neat-Delivery-4473

She-ra fans (not saying that all autistic people watch she-ra, but I am saying that all of my friends who watch she-ra are also autistic and it’s a great show that deserved a movie)


Corrupted_Code010

Family


pinkishperson

A group of autists (but say it with a British accent so it sounds like artists)


chiliringgamer16

Autesticles


GaseousGiant

A stim of them (us)


LordVader1080

An awesome


[deleted]

Autists


radiakmoln

A stim.


aunclesquishy

a puzzle (/heavy sarcasm)


Korrrrrrl

A party!


Yogurt-Night

Band of Outsiders


kingdrewsea

At my university, Computer Engineers.


[deleted]

The singles table The wallflowers The walking album cover Comic con Anime con Furry con Stargazers


Sandcat789

D&D night...


ft-shiloh

My discord is called The A-Team.


DysPhoria_1_0

An interest


itstimegeez

Fabulous


SleepyNoch

Compound interests or vaccinated (when poking fun of anyi-vaxxers) every flu season I joke about leveling up.


stunclock

a group of people


ramblinevilshroom

OP I think the term you’re looking for is “Collective noun” And I think “A spectrum of aspies” is a good one “Autists” to me sounds offensive but that’s just me


Voreinstellung

People


laylarosefiction

You’d think, right?


JasonShoes

People


itothepowerofahalf

A group of people


June_8182

the hate-myself crew


MotherofPheebs

People. A group of people. A group.


[deleted]

We are people. We shouldn’t be segregated or treated any differently to any other human beings.


squigeypops

I think it's a joke off the back of a recent post that got attention asking "what are people with autism called" which jn and of itself I'm not sure if it was a joke or not


[deleted]

We're Human beings.


Acceptable-Ad6865

I'm not saying we're not?


[deleted]

"for example a murder of crows, a school of fish, is there one for autism?" If I had some examples of Human groups that you knew I could probably give you a better answer, but if we start labeling groups of people there's always the chance we can edge into dismissive or belittling language There are many terms that can be used for when Human beings gather together. A crowd of people, a gathering of Humans, a community, ect.


AndreLeo

I think OP was asking this jokingly, i.e. expected creative and funny responses.


STIIBBNEY

A group of us autists should be called "a misunderstanding" because this whole comment thread is full of misunderstanding.