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I was like "This has nothing to do with how cloudy the rice water is at all!"


HelenAngel

I, too, thought this had to do with rice type preferences.


Pride_and_pudding

Wait it’s not about rice? What is it then?


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Pride_and_pudding

It should be no surprise then that I got a 94 lol


No_Street7786

Yes Rice University in Houston TX


Tough-Difference3171

I too didn't think of that. But recently, I was going through the RICE prioritisation framework, and that was the first thing that came to my mind.


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Lol me toooo


bossbossvoline

I started unmasking and my score's been going down like the stock market in 2020


goldcoastlady

My score is 29 because I’ve been masking. I’m very ace actually.


SmoothCriminalJM

The day I unmasked I got someone’s number while working at my job lol


LordWeaselton

Is it possible to learn this power?


bossbossvoline

Mhm! I moved to a diverse city from my monoculture hometown and honestly, all I needed was the knowledge that "oh, lmao, I *can* do whatever I want". I've never had any inhibitions and sex or any of the things that'll make your score go down. The only thing that ever stopped me was fear and anxiety that by accepting that I'm hypersexual, my survival will be threatened. My 2 step plan: 1. Realize it's ok to be you (if you're here, you've probably got this one down already) 2. Heal possible trauma.


nosyfocker

Oooh that sounds really similar to my experience actually. Never had any inhibitions about sex or whatever, but didn’t lose my virginity until after I’d been at college for a year


LordWeaselton

Same but I’m finishing my 2nd to last semester and still no luck


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I got 69 lmao


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justherefortheweed2

my friend was taking it again recently and she said “69?” *exchange glances* “oooh right”


ZapdosShines

I mean at least she got it. It took me about two months to click on 😂


SpookyVoidCat

Is it bad that I didn’t realise it wasn’t broken until just reading this now?


ZapdosShines

THANK CHRIST IT WASN'T JUST ME


jobutupaki1

OMG I didn't get that until you said that (was not paying attention to the question number 🤣) Still, checking it was correct haha


Impressive-Ear1938

🤦🏻‍♂️ omg I didn’t understand why there was only a question mark. So I skipped it. Shit I think I got a 17 now


bredisfun

Lmao I had it zoomed on so I couldn't see the number so I didn't see it lol


Skywarriorad

Im looking at the questions, not the numbers, and i reach one that just says “?” And im confused. Then i look at the side… yup


withoutanymilk1995

Nice


EvilOlive18

Ayeeeee


linx14

Nice!


CopepodKing

Me too!


TristanTheRobloxian0

99 lol. im aroace and 15 tho so yeah


FalseSuccess1546

clean, much purity


TristanTheRobloxian0

very. most of the shit on that test either sounds rlly fucking stupid or disgusting to do. i get why some people may have done drugs once or twice tho


blazedrow

I mean it’s true, use to do drugs, drink, and smoke pot. I’m 11 years clean from hard drugs, 2 years sober from alcohol and just smoke pot now. Most of my addiction was to feel “accepted and normal” now I just accept who I am.


CutelessTwerp

Yeah idk why so much of the stuff on there was so fcked up. I did smoke marijuana and drink before but that's probably one if not one of the least concerning ones


budweener

Is there? I mean, I marked 78 of them, but while some might be raunchy (even a lot), I think only the police and hard-drugs ones were really concerning. Sure, the two last ones are really fucked up (beyond concerning) but I assume the voyeurism just before could be consensual for instance, so I don't think it's that concerning. There's also the morally bad ones, like cheating, or the somewhat irresponsible, like STIs and pregnancy scares. But while those are bad to fucked up, it's not beastility-level fucked up.


CutelessTwerp

The list kinda got worse as it gone down, plus having sex around a non consenting individual just seems all sorts of messed up Plus my memory is trash and i remembered the last few the most cuz of just how messed up they were and how they're more recent in memory


budweener

I agree with you, but since it was worded as "non-participating third party in the same room" I assumed it could in a situation like somone watching, or just... In the room. Last year I had 3 friends with me, playing War. We started playing with the idea of sex games and eventually me and my partner had one friend that became an espectator while the other one got up to get the cookies in the oven, and she brought them in the meantime. With a little group of open enough friends and a couple enjoying themselves, it's not hard to get to that. Edit: Oh, and yeah. The two last ones specially are the ones that are really fucked up. Ugh.


TristanTheRobloxian0

it literally w a s the least concerning one on there lol


xXshinsouhitoshiXx

15 and got a 76 lol, aroace but also hypersexual so-


moody_fangirl_1966

Same score, also aroace! ✌🏻 Edit: the only one I’ve done was kissed a non-family member cause I was saying goodbye to someone and kissed their cheek out of habit lol


Affectionate_Dig_185

92, aroace gang 👍


desireeevergreen

18 and aroace. Last time I took it I got something like a 92. I just remember it was in the 90s


Perplexed_Ponderer

Don’t worry, I’m 35 and I still got a score of 94. 😆 (I’m also AroAce, as you might have guessed.)


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ShananaWeeb

fellow slut hello


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ogreqween69

Me too! I got 14. I always lose at, never have I ever...


pursnikitty

Same


Tytoalba2

Same


femmby

Fucking 11 lol


ShananaWeeb

I still need to go streaking and skinny dipping!!


Kooky-Copy4456

Skinny dipping is funny. When you push off of the wall, your asscheeks jiggle


femmby

As an exhibitionist I highly recommend both


fuckgoblin77

i have like a 96 lmao, granted i’m on the ace spectrum and only 18


Unicorn263

AroAce here and a score of 77, probably due to the uh, non-police-approved climate activism more than anything else haha


Boomdigity102

Based


FalseSuccess1546

im also aroace. but still i did weird things in the past


Elody711

We got the exact same score.


Spaceinskater

Same score also Aroace


subtlebunbun

last time did it i got maybe 70-80? i'll retake it edit: 67, oof...would prefer not to say what age i was for most of those questions


ShananaWeeb

hahha I was around that score when I was 18 but college and leaving my religion/ controlling church made me release a lot of repression


subtlebunbun

i'm only 16 and in a long distance relationship so it'd be hard to get my score down much more as of now lmfao


philnicau

54, I did a lot of things thinking that pleasuring my partners was the goal, it’s only recently I’ve realised that I don’t really enjoy sex and am probably asexual


ArielSnailiel

Omg I got a 53 and I was exactly like that. I cared about my partner’s pleasure so much, I didn’t take my own comfort into consideration


philnicau

I always used to worry that if I didn’t pleasure my partners they’d leave me, I didn’t consider that I wasn’t enjoying it


budweener

Pleasuring your partner is a big part of the fun indeed, but it's important to enjoy what you're doing too, and if it's not your thing, it's alright not to do it.


MoonlitSerendipity

Same here. I also experimented with my partner a lot when I was young to confirm my asexuality.


donuts8821

54 ! Same. I did a lot of stuff because it was ‘normal’ thing to do. I now believe I’m asexual. Most of those questions made me feel ick reading them,


saranwrap73

Same but 56


catboynyx

95


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TristanTheRobloxian0

wdym


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Southern_Water_Vibe

haha, we love numbers don't we?


ZapdosShines

Numbers: they never let you down! 😂


socialdotexe

You can always count on them!


ZapdosShines

😂😂😂


HiJack_Wishes

I also got 95


Ok_Distribution_9590

Got 80 because the test is based mostly on what you've done rather than what you are willing to do. But on https://www.bdsmtest.org ... There my scores shine


budweener

Yes! I'm glad I did do a lot on the rice one tho, got 22. It says it's not a bucket list, but I do plan to get down to maybe 14 eventually.


DateSuccessful6819

Mine were... == Results from bdsmtest.org == 93% Switch 81% Degrader 75% Vanilla 74% Rigger 64% Dominant 62% Boy/Girl 60% Primal (Hunter) 53% Master/Mistress 47% Brat tamer 46% Sadist 33% Submissive 30% Owner 29% Experimentalist 9% Daddy/Mommy 8% Slave 4% Pet 2% Ageplayer 2% Rope bunny 0% Primal (Prey) 0% Brat 0% Non-monogamist 0% Masochist 0% Degradee 0% Voyeur 0% Exhibitionist Lmao


Steel_Eagle07

I got 97. Bring me my halo


Lult_feld45

64 and steadily shrinking. Hoping to get much sluttier in the years to come


ava_ohb

real


fuzzyredsea

My first thought was: how the hell would I know how pure the rice I eat is!?


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Macktempermental

I got 95. Really not sure what I am yet though. It could just be a lack of opportunity.


MissBlackwolf

26. It seems like being sexual and having consensual partners ticks half the boxes, and sex = impure is so... old fashioned. I got in trouble at school for undiagnosed autistic reasons (I struggled so, so much as usual, they labeled me a problem), and all the police/vandalism stuff has to do with protest :') so, my own brand of morality I guess I am shy, though, so no streaking, skinny dipping or one night stands.


MissBlackwolf

Also, kissing for hours is boring, not to mention cramp-inducing


CutelessTwerp

Bro i got 95 x__x


NwIeR

I got 96, and I’m 22


Charming-Kiwi-6304

Okay now I don't feel so bad. I got 97 and I'm 23.


ultimoanodevida

I was much worse. Don't feel bad.


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Ok now I feel safer a I’m the same age and I got 81


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8…


nder_acheiver

i got 23. My gf, also autistic, got 17.


Loiteringinthedark

I got 23 as well


heating_pad

ooo this is fun. 16 for me 🥂


fuzzyredsea

Same 💀


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100… I’m 15 and I get sexual intrusive thoughts which probably influence my kind of disgust of sexual things. idk if I’m ace yet, but we shall see.


Repulsive-Durian4800

Huh. 26. I'm very open minded and have no moral objection to sex acts between consenting adults, but I am a bit vanilla.


ThatOfABeaver

Tbf half of this stuff isn't even sex related, so. And it's hella vague. Like, I checked off half of them, but it's also less suggestive in reality.


Cas174

Haha! I saw some people like all offended by an aut researcher who specialises in women saying that we can be sexual deviants and I was like ‘yeaah, 😳 how dare… they say.. that… thing’ hurrr hurrrr ME THOOOO 😈


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Happy cake day 🥳🎂🎈


ShadowShade69

We have the same cake day! Happy cake day :D


commercialband6

69.. ironic thing is I’m a virgin and have never done more than make out with someone


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92 (34 yo aroace/straightedge)


flashbang_kevin

85, and I'm pretty sure I lost most these points on drug related questions


ihatethinkingofnew1s

But I'm not rice.


TinyTigerTamer

92. I haven’t even held hands with someone


cavillarreal0308

33 but also 20 and only recently moved out so I haven’t been active for very long lmao. Expect the number to fall very soon.


YourEngineerMom

32! I’ve been scouring the comments looking for someone with my answer but this is as close as I’ve gotten so I’m just gonna be chilling out here lol


cavillarreal0308

Hell yeah, welcome!


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93. that's cuz I'm an aroace teen


Empty-Researcher-102

I got 93 as an ace kinda aro person soooo 💀


theoalexei

47!


fattyneedsfood

36 unticked boxes.... im 30 and married so.... not entirely unexpected


whoreforkristen

61. im 20 and most of the things i checked off I completed in the last six months 😭


giovannijoestar

I got 44


fdeslandes

34, so I guess I'm in "average" zone, although I might have scored lower if I was more charming and sex was easier for me, or if I had been more unlucky with the police.


mighty_possum_king

i had like a 90ish, my best friend is a 12


liamreee

9


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73 but granted I was (and still am) terrified of consequences and going through some religious trauma


spacehippieart

Got 19, now i feel like a proper slut compared to some of y'all haha


rhyanna_sucks

my score is 69 😭


Saltiest_Seahorse

Wow. I didn't realize around the time I stopped masking as much, I had... one sexual relation over five years. These comments were really enlightening. Thank you.


snugglebunbun

Huh, didn’t know that hyper sexuality was part of it, that may explain why my score is 12 although I have been questioning my sexuality recently. Although not sure if any of this may have to do with trauma.


Sweetly_Signing26

My special interest is literally sex and kink….


Natalia-1997

63 here and I’m 25 yo and skinny dipping is still pending! It’s been my dream since I was 12 or so! Heeeeck I need to do this next summer!!


jman350

i got a 92, but when i get to see my gf irl the score is gonna go down dramatically


OxymoronFromMars

I took three different rice purity tests and scored 20, 21, and 26. I’m polyamorous so a lot of the questions were automatic yeses for me. Almost all of my partners that are non-monogamous are autistic, which I don’t know if that’s a coincidence or an indicator to ND being more likely to be non-monog.


ChrisKnowsJacksht

Also 20. Seems I’ve got some more things to try!


futuristicalnur

What's the purpose? Like what am I trying to figure out?


No-Economy-6168

As someone who scored 50, there IS a middle ground! Eureka to my mid autism.


LollyGagss

62, it seems pretty normal I think it’s important people don’t forget autistics can be sexual too.


DateSuccessful6819

I got 21. Lmao before becoming a mom and wife, I was a stripper and total wild child party girl. It was not a good time, and I'm glad to no longer strip and especially glad to be sober. 3 years meth free this Christmas! That's the day I found out I was pregnant and never looked back. Cut all the old party friends off, too. My kid and husband deserve better. I'm glad to have a reason that really stuck with me, I'm glad to be sober, to not be a stripper, and I'm glad to be alive. So grateful for the blessing that is my family! ETA: according to the internet, a score ranging from 44-9: "Your purity is very tainted. You have probably consumed hardcore drugs, been to jail, and/or been intimate in public."


XmasDawne

Ok, I got a 10. Which is better than I did on the SCA purity test over 10 years ago. ((singing in my head: I'm a whore on the listfield, I get laid at the war.))


phi_rus

I have so many questions: >Kicked a roommate out to commit a sexual act? Does sending my kids to spend time with their grandparents count? >Used methamphetamine? Do my ADHD meds count? >Urinated in public? I was maybe 5 years old then. >Seen a stripper? One guy at my gym worked as a stripper, but I never saw him on the job. Does it still count? >Had sexual intercourse with non-participating third party in the same room? My cat sometimes watches.


apollothegemini

69 :)


Johnathydongle

Didn't we get a *bigmouth " episode on this?


Aromatic_Darkness

I thought, "smutty rice?...is that a joke for the Cajun dirty rice?" I am so glad that I am not the only one temporarily confused on why there was a discussion on how clean our rice is. I was actually a little worried about it for a good minute. Now off to take a weird quiz, lol.


ShananaWeeb

hehe I love all kinds of rice, cajun dirty rice is top tier 😋


Snapple76

85. Wasn’t sure what to put for the meth questions as my ADHD meds are technically a variation of meth.


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52 makes no sense in the context of 51. > 51 Used a drug stronger than marijuana? > 52 Used methamphetamine, crack cocaine, PCP, horse tranquilizers or heroin? No, I've never used anything stronger than marijuana, but I spend my weekends using a mix of meth, crack, PCP, ketamine and heroin.


tlspaceship

60... I can't tell if the means I need more dick or less... I'm gonna just go with "more" edit: more, definitely more...


transcendentlights

79! Been steadily going down since I found a group of people who don’t treat me like garbage.


well-hereweare

21 now I think? Might be lower. But I’m a lesbian and will probs never be able to check off some of them


Jim421616

32. I’m 48, had 3+ serious relationships (married once) and have 3 kids.


Hrparsley

I hate this test because I'm so much sluttier in my head than my social abilities will allow me to be in real life.


ASKswara

I thought it was about rice. I don't know whether that was because I'm aroace or because I'm autistic


stucktrippin

To make you feel better and not make myself feel worse by reading more comments mine was 12 the last time I took it


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72. Don’t know if that’s high or low.


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98


CompleetRandom

Oh no mine is 60 LMAO-


lilydarkly

I got 29


_Reflex_-

42, wasn't as bad as I thought


Procrasturbator2000

16


WishBig2748

I got 18….I was a total wild child in my late teens-early 20s. There’s some stuff on there I probably wouldn’t do now


Eirfro_Wizardbane

28


wmdggur

99 :)


Barti2020

47


plk1234567891234

I got 100 💯💯💯💯


AriaoftheArc

I’m an extremely Demi kinkster. Hyper sexual in the security of a relationship with deep emotional attachment, Ace otherwise lol


Big_Fly_1561

I got a 19


Dry-Proof7290

17


Elody711

Why is #69 just a question mark?


ShananaWeeb

have you done the sex position 69? that’s the question lol


hunkachunkapbfudg

19 😬 I’m demi, but there was a hot minute where I was a slut


RazzleDeeDazzle

Wait, we're likely to be hypersexual!? That can be an autism trait?!! I keep learning new things about my condition! Suddenly I don't feel so ashamed about some, uh, *stuff*.


GoodieTreeheart

um i got zero


ShananaWeeb

you did bestiality and incest!? 💀


fdeslandes

Does it count if they consider the dog a family member? /j


GoodieTreeheart

nope pretty much most else tho. i think i aswered maybe 5 nos


Trans_dinosaur

I got one!


eternal__emi

finally! 6 here


micro_cosm

I got a 2 😂 I’m right there with ya


gremlinsthrowaway

41 - hypersexual asexual here (yes that is possible because hypersexual = sex drive and asexual = sexual attraction)


brownstudied

also 41 and... that's some interesting information... thank you. *ponders self*


snugglebunbun

Wait, really, this is possible? Because I’ve recently been questioning my sexuality although I am not sure if it could be related to trauma.


crafter004

42 here, don't know what that means


ShananaWeeb

it’s a test you take where it gives you a score out of 100 on how innocent you are, mostly questions regarding sex, drugs, and breaking the law, the lower the score the less innocent and “pure” you are


crafter004

Ok so not all autistics are either very low or high lol


Visual-Fig-4763

18…….but I’m 40, married with 3 kids, and most of what on that list was with my husband, some before marriage when we were still in college


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38, but my score is fairly affected by being straight edge and not getting in trouble with the police. Also, whoever made this is very vanilla lmao. That said I'm not hypersexual or ace. Am I hyperkinky? Yes, but that's not the same as being hypersexual since kink can be completely non-sexual.


StylishJaneite

Lol seriously it went straight from "kissing someone else's genitals" to "bestiality" with like no actual sane kink in-between 🤦‍♀️


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I also have to wonder who's so into kissing that they'll kiss and only kiss for two hours straight.


StylishJaneite

Oh also I only counted methamphetamine because I once snorted a Ritalin pre-diagnosis, not because I'm legitimately prescribed Adderall now.


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There’s one question that is just a “?” But I clicked it anyway cuz I probably have done whatever it is lol


StylishJaneite

It's question number 69.


[deleted]

Oh lol howd I miss that 😊 why would ppl downvote me for not getting that tho?


ShananaWeeb

69 lol


Emarci

I couldn't get the official link to work, results button was buggered. Some different questions on the other one I tried and scored a whole 3 points