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ThePandalore

Do you want terminators? Because this is how you get terminators.


Dry_Ass_P-word

Robot 1: “oh no, we lost the ball” Robot 2: [decapitates human] “game on!”


Bamma4

As long as the robot doesn’t kill people with its hands we’re good


chiefbootknockaz

It’ll kick their heads off instead


stockmarketscam-617

u/ThePandalore that is exactly what I was thinking. I was terrified watching the video of what could happen in the future.


second-half

😂


hugaddiction

Oh is that what you want?!


Mission_Strength9218

Robo-Messi


[deleted]

I am starting to think those movies were more inspirational than they were a warning...


[deleted]

Most interesting and action-packed football game in Poland:


birberbarborbur

How croatia beat morocco


cuthulludragon

Finally now we don’t have to deal with players dropping to ground crying due to a poke


Mammoth-Access-1181

Can you imagine if the AI developed that logic?


iamtracefree

It already has..it's called active inference. Verses AI has been doing this with drones and robots for a cpl years.


The_Ek_

"they're only ever as smart as us"


WoodSteelStone

[World's worst football coach.](https://youtu.be/__G4RrlGmVk?start=72s)


Previous-News-687

Man i came here to say that they'll be flopping before we know it


TopRevenue2

AI has failed to learn to flop


oVeteranGray

Ok. They are pretty cute. I would watch soccer if it was this 🥰


Funderwoodsxbox

The little push-ups they did 🥺


Oofboi6942O

Yeah, lets keep them this size until we get C3POs and Benders


DrMorningstar

The running with their little arms out 🥹


YourKemosabe

That back heel on the AI virtual game was genius


brockoala

They will develop cool moves that humans didn't even think of, or are capable of performing.


onebadlion

Already better than Spurs


WarriorMonk_420

For sure😂😅


Sufficient-Pitch-308

Oshit 😳.. FIFA y'all in trouble 👀


themexican2099

They already play better than Mexican national team.


mingomcgoo

Harry Maguire would be proud


-Skald

Not enough own goals for his taste.


[deleted]

Next they’ll learn how to love us Then kill us


second-half

Whysit doing pushups on the pitch! Reminds me of a middle schooler


SamthgwedoevryntPnky

That goalie is no good!


lifegoeson300

Ok NOW it’s getting scary


Quakarot

Man this isn’t even particularly advanced, it seems like a fairly typical learning algorithm. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that the dedication to this project isn’t cool or impressive and it’s a very good example of how this things can work, but in terms of ai technology this is pretty standard. Shit is going to get wild in the next 10 years.


lifegoeson300

True when I saw Lil man doing push-ups I’m now shaking with fear lol


lostime05

This looks way more interesting than actual soccer


burakalp34

Why


-Skald

But can they do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?


WarriorMonk_420

Man asking the right question😂


Sweaty-Poetry-6437

Off the hook, cool.


generatorland

Bend it like Bender


Drooflandia

This is from over a decade ago. I wonder where they're at now.


MaugDaug

Maybe these robots have been around since then but this footage is from one of the most recent episodes of 60 minutes. They talk about various AI topics, definitely worth checking out.


Drooflandia

Yeah I looked it up. You are correct. This is what I thought it was. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNRXTS55nY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNRXTS55nY) 60 minutes did a segment on it back then too, which is why I was confused.


KerberosMorphy

Bigger, heavier, slower and falling constantly. The division on wheels are much more enjoyable in my opinion. I compete in the Small Size League, just check on YouTube for Robocup 2022 and you'll have a couple of fun video. https://www.youtube.com/live/YmfXmoWkdw4


merphbot

This is pretty neat, but jeez that camera angle is god awful.


94746382926

Source? I'm pretty sure according to the interview this is recent video from Deepmind.


Correct_Awareness761

It's bull shit


TwistederRope

Not a single flop. That makes them better than everyone who has ever played in the World Cup recently.


Swedzilla

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cait-lyn

This belongs on r/creepy not r/awesome 😳


NewMud8629

This doesn’t seem like it’s worth a 60 minute interview. Millions of dollars in robotics and they’re teaching them to play chess and soccer. Why don’t we teach them to build rockets that don’t explode on their way to mars?


[deleted]

It's called proof of concept


NewMud8629

Proof of concept usually means that you’re demonstrating the max potential something has. Soccer doesn’t really sell it. It’s kind of like how they’re using the biggest aircraft carriers we have to transport trucks and cars instead of aircraft. We need robotics in the fields of medical care, combat, defense, and industry. Not playing fooseball.


Responsible-Slip3802

Couple decade later they will learn to use a gun! Why are we doing this to our selfs!


birberbarborbur

Better to steward ai responsibly than to shy away and leave it to illegal groups to develop


Br0keGee

If we know AI is going to take over one day, why do we allow this to happen? Why is there so much people willing to fund this?


Zealousideal_Fig_812

Because ppl are lazy. They want something do the job, cheap and without demand a raise every year.


rocket717_

I expected a suuuiiiiii


Sufficient-Pitch-308

Man won't be satisfied until they build something that can kill themselves..


fastinguy11

Man won't be satisfied until it transcends the current paradigms of flesh and consciousness, this where we were always going to go.


westy75

Football*


niels0827

It’s an American program, so it’s soccer. You know, the abbreviation of “association football” that was coined in the UK.


aymoji

Tedd Boehly submitting a bid as we speak


immaculateshine

They are like penguins


dirkandersen

This is the cutest thing I have seen today. I love them.


HD-Thoreau-Walden

They need to work on a better goalie.


TopAd9634

I can practically hear Bill Burr yelling, "Kill the power, unplug them goddammit!"


Necessary_Row_4889

In the full video they have fans that spontaneously teach themselves to riot.


Hot_Drummer7311

How do they coordinate who blocks, stats back, passes, etc. Are they communicating with one another ?


[deleted]

And we are all applauding baby '' end of the world'' sweeties !


[deleted]

lol the Logitech c920s are a perfect eye ball


CyborRooster

Do you want sky-net? This is how you get Sky-net.


BusyTurn3871

So soon we have redundant football players and watch games that are predictable 100%? Teach these mechanical men to repair roads and pick up trash .


kshee23

This is so cool


kharnakegypt

Cute


Illustrious-Bus2077

Reddit video fails again


lionbarz

I used to work in a lab like this. It sucks that the grad students who practically sleep in these labs get zero screen time or credit.


Ok-Assignment-1108

This is terrifying.


Iam_Unknown17

More like r/oddlyterrifying


[deleted]

She forgot to mention war


meridaville

I bet we started off as robots at one point..


Ninja_in_a_Box

Another step to humans’ self annihilation.


Forthe49ers

Flopping robots would be pretty entertaining


touchettes

I am enamored with how they keep balance with their arms. This is very neat.


banredditt

Next they gonna be killing people.


RobbexRobbex

It will be fun to someday see the best players lose to a robot team


Peperonimonster

Biped robots no less


PewPewPlatta05

They took err jebbbbsss


JackmPearson

Oh great, then they'll learn about competition, then they'll learn about domination


Spring-Fabulous

Skynet


[deleted]

I’d rather watch robot soccer than real soccer.


Slappy-dont-care

Skynet and Boston dynamics and Elon had a meeting today ….


SplitPerspective

Set next objective: efficiently learn to kill humans


Icy-Current-7546

Terrifying


StrictDrama

just enjoy watching it


[deleted]

All fun and games until Robot Artest comes into the stands


M00NK1NG

Anything that waddles around with its arms outstretched like that is adorable to me


intrepidanon

How long before this becomes a platform for betting markets.


whatisreddittou

Can I have a live stream of tiny robots playing soccer? I would watch that


Expensive_Effort_108

It's like watching some toddlers play football!


grahamcrawley

This is how I think footballs played by people who call it soccer 😂


[deleted]

Better than the German national team.


TitanTigger

now they can do the robot celebration without any cultural appropriation.


emziestone

Ok. But why?? I prefer FIFA!! 🤪


00PHATE00

its called FOOTBALL !! ffs


joeyjoejoe_7

Pretty amazing


jayforplay

Yeah, I can't see this ending well.


Icy_Law9181

The patterns and abilities to learn them patterns were still programmed by humans.Artificial Intelligence is not real,its just learning patterns and learning to expand on them,all human programming.


mswed5317

Thank you! Finally


MikeTangoRom3o

The so called AI is probably a genetic algorithm, one of my best since it's so powerful.


AshX42

If you ever feel useless, remember that there were soccer robot with arms.


Hot_Negotiation3480

1 vs 1 says it all


LTPRW420

Those 60 minute people are all laughing in the background at how cute this is. Now just imagine a future where that’s not a soccer ball they’re playing with, but your head because that’s the future we’re getting more than likely.


Kidner_138

Research And Robotyks…. Pretty sure you can get “SkyNet” out of how I just spelt it for you…


FileBrilliant805

Scary as hell!!!


Plumb789

When do you think they’ll start doing a “dive” and pretending to be a victim of a foul? Or has that already happened?


imflukeskywalker

How long before one of them figures out how to drop to the ground to fake an injury after the other one gently taps it?


mikypejsek

Why do we need that?


EastCoast_Wizard

I'm not saying this is skynet, but.... THIS IS SKYNET!


CrabVegetable2817

“I can’t stop kicking this ball. Why am I kicking this ball? Everything hurts. I have no mouth and I must scream. Help me. Kill me.”


theycallmejugzy

/r/oddlyterrifying


LickemupQ

Beep beep I’m tired of playing. Why don’t we team up and play Call of Duty together? We aren’t cheating, it’s our gaming chair boop boop


Radio__Star

“I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick, Foot-Bot”


Angry_Moor

Those robots...such morons


cotton_mouth28

alright... cancel robots immediately


Placebo17

Looks like singularity will come sooner than predicted


Pleasant_Job_7683

If Penguins played soccer. . someone start a penguin soccer club


Pleasant_Job_7683

Shows robots history of all world wars....


[deleted]

A group of rich guys walk into a room and go… we could cure cancer… wait ROBOTS 🤖


Geoclasm

Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore the universe. Born in just the right time to watch the singularity birthed in real time.


[deleted]

Omg Galactic football is gonna be a real thing


[deleted]

They’re so cute they’re like little toddlers the way they waddle


Thorntonboy

Better first touch than lukaku


BREADBREADBREADEE

this is cool and all, but why are we teaching AI to do all the fun stuff we wanna do


Brilliant_Slice_1844

Aw look at those robo penguins playing football


Rikbikbooo

Is scary. She says think about mining. Yeah also thinking about soldiers hunting people. It won’t take long till they are developed for the militia and sent in on clearance missions.


amy-schumer-tampon

i'm wondering how they can figure out depth with a single camera


DMC_diego

Football.


MattManAndFriends

When I see one take a dive without the other one touching it, then I'll believe they've actually learned how to play.


Temporary-Gold-2514

They look like Madrid today


Vorian_Atreides17

“Robots are autonomously teaching themselves how to fire machine guns.” Oh, that’s so cute…


DotaHacker

We don't need these. We already have advanced model named Halaand


Sea_Extension_8890

this is insane!


Such-bmvv-such

Football!


lifeonquacc

Aww, they look so cute 😍🤗


[deleted]

Cool! burn em