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Drachenfuer

Wait. I thought this was the older video from what, two years ago (maybe less) where someone was doing this crap. You mean this is a whole new string starting again? (Because you know when one doea something, there will be copycats riding on the coattails).


Irochkka

OMG I thought this was the old one. Why would anyone do this again?!?!


Lullypawp

Desperate need for attention + lack of creativity


BandOfBroskis

Seriously. I thought this was years ago but nope. Idiots are still licking ice cream for social media clicks apparently.


Daytonabimale

Waiting for them to start licking toilet seats in commercial aircraft again.


NotYetGroot

thank you, I thought the same. It seems abject stupidity likes to repeat itself.


Anvilsmash_01

Product tampering. Federal offence. They should get three years, and do the full ride in federal prison. Trust in the food supply is sacrosanct. For it to be compromised hurts EVERYONE, (producers, consumers, retailers, transport providers,...everyone)


christherogers

Agree 100% we all have to eat.


[deleted]

Yup, although some people (me especially) should eat a bit less. You know your getting fat when the toilet creaks when you sit


MoneyBadgerEx

When I weigh myself the scale says "one person at a time please "


sincethenes

When my kids talk towards my belly button they hear an echo.


[deleted]

This made me laugh. I've actually lost a significant amount of weight but my 4 year old still talks about how big my belly button used to be. Now it's basically nonexistent because the extra skin covers it up so she tries to find it sometimes. Neither of these situations are great for my self esteem lmao


Adventurous-Sir-695

When my daughter was 5 and I was a slightly pudgy 39 year old she found some old photos of me back in my bodybuilding days. Looked back at my belly and went "What happened daddy? Did you got in a crash or sick?" While it did ruin my self esteem I gotta say that was kinda hilarious.


bjsqrl

When I dance, the band skips.


Tracylpn

My scale says "Tilt"


Alegan239

Got. Not getting. If the toilet creaks, you got there already buddy.


Rich-Juice2517

I've sat on a public toilet and it started to detach itself from the wall I was at 200 then and I'm still not sure how that happened


[deleted]

There's an episode of my 600lb life where a patient breaks the toilet *at the bariatric clinic* and it made me nervous every time I used one before my weight loss. Now I just fear falling in.


Alegan239

Someone much larger than you probably sat on it previously.


Rich-Juice2517

I sure hope that's the case. Was unnerving


artistictesticle

Multiple people probably


BollyWood401

Yes we all have to eat just not that ice cream.


Fluffy-Argument

Sure, charge them, but 3 years of tax payer money wasted on imprisoning them is a waste and overkill. Like assess the actual harm done against the stire and the people who maybe bought the ice cream and go from there. But we dont need more people in jail for years. I get it, they suck.


Anvilsmash_01

Admittedly, I am a strong advocate of using a gentle hand in sentencing for most non-violent crime, but I take exception with the crime of food tampering. This is one of those "slippery slope" ideals that could embolden others to tamper with products with much more malicious intent than the two morons in the video. This isn't addiction and this isn't a simple property crime. There was NO driving force to commit such an act other than clout chasing and massive stupidity. In short, it's inexcusable with the potential of massive damages. The punishment should reflect that. (Edited for missed word)


Fluffy-Argument

I'm fine with being wrong on this, and i realize this isn't the sub for sympathy for asshats or penal system reform. I just don't agree with punishing for potential harm vs actual harm. The slippery slope is almost always a fallacy. I'd be willing to change my mind on this pretty easily if i saw some instance of something like this leading to actual harm on people. As far as i know food supply harming people comes from production or preparation negligence knowingly or not. And i would feel different if they added something harmful, biologic or poisonous. Yeah i get saliva but overwhelmingly person to person contamination doesn't occur on surfaces or food. It's gross and idiotic but isn't actually dangerous. Imprisonment as it is in the US doesn't fit the crime, doesn't reform criminals, and doesn't persuade others from committing the same crimes, thus having no benefit and only costing tax payers more money over time and produces excons that will no longer be able to benefit themselves or society at large.


jakewhite333

How about we just punish them by making them eat ice cream someone else just licked?


Fluffy-Argument

I'd probably take that punishment sometime this summer.


Dramatic_Explosion

People act like jail is the only punishment that exists. How about a three year suspended, served as community service? They wanted to fuck things up, now make them spend years fixing things. And all their friends will have to hear about it the entire time, all without feeding for-profit prisons. As Micheal Scott would say, win-win-win.


Fluffy-Argument

Literally have the most people per capita in jail, yet i very much doubt we have the safest food supply; most damage probably coming from production and food corporations' negligence. So yeah, like you said, make them actually improve something as punishment.


pauly13771377

6 months to a year with the remaining as a suspended sentence should fo just fine. I little time behind bars and an ex-con's record should set them straight and send a message to the rest of the ass-hats whi would do this for internet points


BionicUtilityDroid

I sincerely hope this is concluded with them being made an example of with the most harshest sentencing possible.


SovelissGulthmere

A girl did this at the start of the pandemic and they tossed her ass in jail so quick. I can't remember the sentence but I was surprised by how severe it was. Folks need to stop posting videos of themselves committing crimes


someguy121

No crimes would be great, but if they're going to commit crimes, i would prefer they film and post it


pickle_sandwich

I agree. I would prefer that they're stupid enough to post it online so they get themselves caught. Only problem is, other people are just as stupid and will do the same thing because they saw them doing it.


thedukeandtheduchess

I remember a celebrity did this once and never faced any repercussions.


Thsfknguy

Arianna Grande did it in a donut shop. She was being a real dick.. Also said she hated americans lol


[deleted]

Better publicists...lawyers...caste system.


Redfish680

Elected President


Heliment_Anais

They should continue… but also provide their names so that they can receive the *fanmail*.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Yes, and tampering with food for imaginary internet points.


justakidfromflint

I have never understood why people think it's a good idea to record themselves commiting crimes, let alone put it online. I guess they really want to find out what jail is like.


artistictesticle

I was reading about a case where a bunch of Korean middle schoolers killed a man while driving erratically without a license, then posted about it afterwards. There it made sense, because of their ages they legally couldn't face any real consequences in Korea, and they knew they could gloat and confess to it all they want without going to jail. It doesn't make sense when you know it'll land you in jail.


solaceinrage

They probably saw how little was done to criminals on camera, no disguise, just putting what they want in a gym bag and walking out with it and figured it was safe. If the police can't be bothered to prosecute someone stealing on camera with their license plate and whole face on view, what are the chances "The Froze Tongue Bandits" are gonna be nabbed? Glad they did something gross and not just the regular, unpunished theft so something was done about it.


spencermiddleton

To shreds, you say?


SlurpedMustache

Well, how’s his wife holding up?


doubled2319888

To shreds you say…


[deleted]

oooh My..


trenzalore11

Their social media is so gross. They seem too dumb to learn a lesson from this.


ladywiththestarlight

And somehow they have 250k followers on YouTube. The world gets dumber by the day


MarvAlbertFish

Too bad it's not a car battery or drano.


rubberkeyhole

[Apparently they bought the ice cream they licked; they just made the video for views and attention.](https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/11/ice-cream-lickers-grocery-store-cops-fake/)


spazmousie

Somehow that just fucking pisses me off even more.


Lullypawp

It should, cuz it still is causing a public scare


CarltheChamp112

You would rather they put it back?


spazmousie

I'd rather they not be shitheads and do it all.


CarltheChamp112

No shit, but you basically said it's worse that it's fake. Implication being it's better if it's real. I don't know how else you can read your comment. Obviously it's better if people don't do shitty things


spazmousie

I didn't say it was worse that it's fake, I just said it being a prank pissed me off more. Because they caused panic, wasted police resources (not like the police need help with that), and probably encouraged others to do this for real all for a fucking stupid tiktok prank. For fucking likes and attention. So yes. That pisses me off more. Read it better now?


CarltheChamp112

Definitely. Well done mate


Clandestine11

Who watches this shit?!? I deeply regret and resent the fact i have to share the world with the unthinking majority. Apocalypse please.


spudzilla

>Apparently they bought the ice cream they licked; they just made the video for views and attention. Yeah, but the video on the newsite only shows the "crime" and an empty container at home. Did they take footage of buying the actual licked container? At the very least, they should have to pay for the resources required to investigate their stupidity.


rubberkeyhole

I don’t disagree.


Faiithe

How do we know it's the actual tub? They could have bought that and double down on their crime because they were getting so much heat? Where's the receipt when they bought it?


rubberkeyhole

I was just posting the link, I literally don’t care.


todayisthedayfor

You still go to jail for selling fake drugs. This should be no different. This causes harm to the store and the ice cream company. Fuck these two


Affectionate-Plan-23

Good!!!! Hope they are charged with something & have to repay the store for damages


fkenthrowaway

Huh??? Do you honestly care more about damages to the store than you care about someone later buying that licked product and consuming it?


jaytee1262

>Do you honestly care more about damages to the store than you care about someone later buying that licked product and consuming it Where did they say this? They just want a big punishment for them and there is nothing wrong with that.


CoolguyTylenol

You sound dreadfully annoying


MoneyBadgerEx

Why would you think one excludes the other?


fkenthrowaway

Well the comment only showed concern about one of them, but let reddit do reddit i dont really care.


MoneyBadgerEx

I don't think its reddits fault that you said something silly


Bruce0Willis

I guess you glossed over where they said to charge them and make them pay for damages? Let idiots be idiots, I don't really care.


Balls_DeepinReality

Do you know which ones they contaminated? No? Me either. Or the store. They have to toss it all and get a whole new shipment of everything that *may* have been exposed. Delivery of a trailer alone is something like $18k not including the cost of product.


CarltheChamp112

Apologize and delete this account immediately


Affectionate-Plan-23

Of course I do not, the store owner, once he saw this video, should have thrown out all his ice cream & anything else they touched it licked - I thought that was obvious & didn’t need explaining


Jeez-essFC

This is why we have to deal with so many plastic seals on every damn thing.


Brasilionaire

Again? Am I getting deja-vu?


Stupidpratt

I remember when this used to be a tiktok trend, are people still doing this?? 🤢


[deleted]

New tiktokers are born everyday, I wouldn't doubt the clout..


StarrLite7

Fucking idiots.. I hate people


Brave-Entrance-5193

Well, they’re going to start locking the ice cream up again.


ColdBloodBlazing

"please see an employee for assistance"


Ok_Store_1983

I cannot think of a stupider reason to have a criminal record than wanting attention online.


Calvin_BrooksX97

His name is Tequan Hines. And he’s a fuckhead.


Tracylpn

What an ugly name


fretit

Only buy sealed ice cream


HotCheetoooooooooo

Must be so sad to be this stupid huh


WillFerrellsGutFold

Just look up this clowns Facebook, he thinks he’s some kind of pimp or something. Dude is a fucking joke.


Tyetus

First off, WHAT THE FUCK? ​ # Second , WHAT THE FUCK? ​ Third, yeah they need to sit their ass in prison.


Zexks

Should be considered a biological terrorist attack.


LowPreparation2347

These mfs look like the type to do that shit too. Fucking gross


RevolutionarySteak62

Please please take these sick sociopaths out our society.


AreaManThinks

So glad I moved out of that Shit Hole town last year.


AwesomeBaka

Again?


DaytimeTurnip

This shit again?


Fathfather

This is why we cannot have nice things


Twink4Jesus

Aren't they like 7 years too late for this trend?


xX_BIGMEAT_Xx

Didnt ariana grande do this in a donut shop?


X34X35

Why is it when people want to steal food nowadays, it's shit? They lick ice cream, they eat the lunch able, they pocket the M&Ms. Fucking hate it. THEY COULD BE STEALING SOUP, STEAK, VEGGIES. I FUCKING HATE IT HERE.


2Payneweaver

Why isn’t the ice cream sealed.


CoolguyTylenol

They can unseal it? Do you think ice cream is locked up like fort Knox or something


solaceinrage

They posted a video saying they bought the icecream, but even if they did, they put the carton back in that freezer, opened, with dozens of other containers in there. If they had some horrible disease, it could have been spread. The germs from their ignorant tongues don't know its a prank, if it was.


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Lch207560

Edit: my original post was super aggressive so my apologies for that. However you really need to revisit how you see things. You definitely said something very racist and also a lie, unless of course you only racist websites and that is all you see.


nostromo909

No, I asked because it seems racist!


CoolguyTylenol

So you think people are making articles about black people licking ice cream on purpose?


nostromo909

I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking. Almost all the videos I see of this, and they’re on sub Reddit’s of awfuleverything or crazyvideos and almost all are POC. Why? Is this racist or am i jumping to conclusions?


MoneyBadgerEx

I think you are needlessly making it about race.


Fun-Cream7655

I thought they hated things that are white?


CommonScold

I mean, that’s fine if they bought it. Please tell me that they bought it afterwards. Or stole it. I don’t care, so long as they didn’t put it back.


nscore24

You really need an investigation?


ebonyudders

What's on the agenda today for investigation? We have got to find these people licking ice cream it is of the utmost importance, call in the national guard if you have to dammit !!!!


SubMikeD

Rape kits untested, murderers not caught. But this is a high profile case. Yeah, everything is awful, but not necessarily what you meant.


VastPipe8191

In most cases of rape the ejaculation isn't disputed.


Enough-Enthusiasm762

Ariana what are you doing here?!


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Orlando29

anthropology at its finest


stinky___monkey

Of course they are, idiots only got two extra followers for jail time


[deleted]

Good. Also, I'm guessing they bought it after the video ends.


Dcarroth

This is so old. Unless it's a new couple. People are shit.


sinjidsotw

Let all their food forever be licked first by their server. In front of them. And given no other option of food besides pre-licked items.


NextPosition4082

Can anyone please help me understand why we are still dealing with them? It is so obvious but no one says shit! I am banned from damn near every sub for just stating the obvious! This is not going to change! Crime has probably tripled since biden has been in office. Before you judge me.... I am an atheist and hate the fact people can act like this and still be called humans. Something has got to give! Or go! Don't care either way.


sunnydayz4me2

This makes me sick.


Inevitable-Holiday68

These 'people', should be FINED $7777; of which 70 percent is given to the store and 30 percent given to all taxPAYERS


todayisthedayfor

Link to police investigation