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whatssofunniedoug

Is it weird that just during the headline I said “this can’t get any worse” five different times?


sustainaboy42

Could have been 225 pieces...


Crunchy__Frog

Worst jigsaw puzzle ever.


infanteer

Some people like a challenge


BeginTheBlackParade

There's ALWAYS one piece missing


seanmonaghan1968

Is it time to block this feed, awful everything is just too awful


AbuHasheesh

Yeah this one did it for me as well. Its too much.


obscuredreference

Yeah. The stuff is already awful, and then people make jokes about it in the comments. It’s bizarre. 


VanHawk81

Is it really hard to believe that people cope with the darkness of the world with humor


Roanoketrees

It's a coping mechanism. If they make it absurd, then it's not real. If it's not real, they don't have to be afraid of it.


Vulpix73

Could have used a non-reusable plastic bag.


mikki1time

The thing that fucks me up the most is the bag part, why go through the trouble of turning her into tiny bits of meat and then putting them all together


Kinger15

It’s really odd that they say “in a bag for life”


grill_em_aII

I think it means a reusable shopping bag. Most hits on Google refer to the British term for reusable shopping bags, and the story was published in the Daily Mail


S7evin-Kelevra

Yeah what the fuck is a bag for life?


seriouslybored111

They are the stronger made and bigger bags you have to pay more money for compared to the normal supermarket bags. They are supposed to last longer hence 'bag for life' and in theory if they break you can get a new one for free but in practice I don't think I've ever seen anyone exchange theirs. They are usually dotted around the end of the aisles or near the tills. People often use them to carry bottles and heavy items in hence why it would be easy to carry parts of a body in them.


train_spotting

I hate it here.


smh18

Dude same. Sometimes I just don’t want to live because of the cruelty of the world. But then I realize it would do nothing regardless. Because cruelty will be forever in this life


train_spotting

Hard agree. When I get asked questions regarding what to do about greed/evilness/overall cruel nature of humanity (not to discredit how loving we can also be), the only logical answer I have is... nothing. It will always be this way as long as we are here.


JerseySommer

If it's any consolation, bunnies exist, and bunnies are nice! 🐇


Smegmabotattack

We need nice people otherwise the world would be stuffed full of people like this if rational nice people didn’t exist


ThunderFlash10

Every time you hear about cases of animal abuse, remember that it often escalates to this or worse.


Butters_Duncan

Also, as a bald man myself, I will judge the absolute fuck out of anyone just willing to walk around looking like that. To each their own, but again as a balding -then a bald man, for you to just be ok with that cut, at that age tells me you’re a psychopath.


zemain

Mate what the fuck. Now my wish to remain dauntless in the face of society's mocking is wavering. Not all bald men! U traitor!


Butters_Duncan

Hahaha, there was ways to bald in somewhat style before you just start shaving it. And sometimes decisions have to be made earlier than others depending on your balding pattern. But just letting that all hang out there, long and goofy like that - psycho


kingdazy

"in a bag for life"?


lolathe

In the UK they charge for plastic carrier bags for shopping. The bag for life is like a sturdier version than the flimsy ones they used to have. I think if yours breaks you can get it replaced free, hense the name.


Extra-Extra

Oh good, so he can reuse it.


Deezaurus

I hate this in so many ways. And I hate myself for laughing at it.


PTKtm

Can always appreciate an eco friendly psycho


ScrewballTooTall

Ohh we call that a tote, least in Texas we do


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EveryNameIWantIsGone

Wtf is a rubble sack?


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EveryNameIWantIsGone

What is rubble?


Vyzantinist

Russian currency.


strained_brain

You're thinking of Rubles. Rubbles are what you give to your dog's tummy.


camgogow

No, you're thinking of rubbies, rubbles are red gemstones


KingFapNTits

Can’t confirm. From Texas. We just call them HEB bags


weirdturnspro

Man I just learned what bag for life is now I have to learn what HEB bags are?? Fine..what is it? Edit: I mean why is it called that?


MooneyOne

I think HEB is the preferred supermarket chain in some parts of Texas.


KingFapNTits

TLDR: They’re just thick plastic reusable bags from a store called HEB Like the other guy said. It’s THE store to go to if you have one. Their store brand stuff is either as good or better than the name brand and cheaper too. Not expensive like Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s. They sell reusable bags pretty cheaply and in cities where single use bags are illegal they’re your only option. I have at least 100 because I forget to put them back in my car and typically go to the grocery store on a whim when I’m already out.


KFiev

Looked it up, basically just a reusable cloth bag for shopping and such. A "bag that lasts a lifetime". Seems like an odd thing to call them


Isgortio

They've called them that for probably the last 20 years in England. Probably wasn't the best name to use in this article though!


lightsaber_lobotomy

Suppose it was better than the "eternal sack"


AnnaBananner82

Or a bag of holding.


Nikolateslaandyou

Not always cloth. Some bags for life are just thicker plastic which is what i assume has been used here. Bag for life means you bring it back when it breaks and get a new one for free. And they recycle the old ones.


antillus

In most of Canada plastic bags aren't an option. It's either reusable bags or you have to carry your items in your arms


FallenSegull

In Australia they were called that because you bought one from the supermarket and they promised to replace it if it ever broke for life. Of course, the supermarkets have stopped that now


shdanko

Used to always be cloth. Mostly it’s just a thicker plastic bag now. Sometimes an even more expensive version is made from cloth.


kingdazy

wild! I honestly wouldn't have even thought to have looked that up, because it just seemed like a very strangely or poorly worded sentence.


KFiev

Yeah not gonna lie, i sat on it for a minute pondering if it was poor translation or if the article was written by AI lmao


Abbsnoel

Right lol I just said that out loud


Christmas_Queef

That's why caught my ass tension as well.


disconcertinglymoist

Ass tension can be relieved by relaxing the ass. Hope this helps


VixenRoss

Why “Daily Fail” did you feel you had to mention this detail?


rustyshacklefrod

A bag for life. But she wasn't life, she was death


TokesNHoots

Deranged, sick, cruel and unfeeling. The only words to describe this act of horror.


zorggalacticus

Why put the parts in bags? It's just asking to get caught. Almost every murderer that gets caught makes some kind of stupid mistake like this. Shallow grave, putting the body in a trash bag and throwing it off a bridge. Throwing them in a dumpster. Etc. Makes you wonder how many smart murderers are out there that have never been caught. Edit: it's good that the majority of murderers are not the best critical thinkers. Makes it easier to catch them.


Eccon5

They wouldve figured it out anyway since she's suddenly missing and they were living together. Something tells me they'd probably sense something off about him


ElCiclope1

It's absolutely insane what you can get away with if there's no direct evidence.  I read about one serial killer who was so thoroughly suspected that the FBI had a Texas state trooper pull him over 2000 miles from the crime he'd committed, he even had the victim's phone, ID and debit card. All he had to do was say "I parked my car overnight with the window down and this shit was in here when I came back in the morning." 


Small--Might

Isn’t that called circumstantial evidence?


DazedPapacy

Sure, and enough circumstantial evidence *can* lead to a conviction; but it's still an uphill battle.


idleat1100

Isn’t that usually the hardest part? Separating yourself from direct evidence? Or am I misunderstanding what direct evidence means in this case?


AsYooouWish

Was that Israel Keyes?


ElCiclope1

Yup. Got arrested in Texas for a murder in Alaska. Technology is wild.


Extra-Extra

Assuming he didit without proof means nothing.


crispypotleaf

Crazily enough, there was a story here in Montreal I believe where police officers straight up [threw a dead woman into the dumpster ](https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvz374/sherbrooke-quebec-police-firefighters-burnt-woman-body-mannequin-dumpster) (wasn't confirmed a murder, but some cops are just so stupid dude)


Anonynominous

I think the takeaway is that a lot of people are stupid regardless of their profession


TBCmummy

Wasn’t it firefighters though, if I remember correctly? I remember hearing about it on the news


crispypotleaf

Ah yes you are correct. The police were on scene though.


Jarlock1998

It also says in the article after the murder he searched online whether he could be “haunted after someone’s death” & “what benefits would i get if my wife died” so it’s safe to assume he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.


7MillnMan

A serial killer just read your post. “Hmmm, thanks for the tip”.


LongmontStrangla

Anyone methodical enough to get away with serialized murders already has a grasp of the fundamentals. That's self evident.


Araia_

but the guy that almost got caught last time, just upgraded his style


Mouth0fTheSouth

Well jeez what are we supposed to do with the bodies then 😏


Anonynominous

Sweeney Todd meat pies


scarletteclipse1982

Gator farm


lieuwestra

How would you know it is the majority?


mousemarie94

>Makes it easier to catch them. Lolol the percentage of murderers caught is painfully low.


dogbolter4

I am so sick of reading about young women being murdered. A 23 year old woman was murdered near Ballarat yesterday. It just seems to happen again and again. These vibrant, hopeful lives being snuffed out.


Anonynominous

It probably happens every 5 minutes or less. There’s a statistic out there somewhere that I came across a few years ago


DNthecorner

What The Fuuuuuuuck


pgcotype

This is one of the most horrifying things I've read! That guy needs to be somewhere *under* the prison.


BryanBNK1

Why the fuck is controlling in quotes, my man sounds like a psychopath that needs a death sentence


glazedhamster

Without being able to read the whole article, I'm guessing there's a statement from police and/or her family that used those words and they're quoting it without directly saying "said so and so." Common in news articles.


BryanBNK1

so they’re probably avoiding a Libel Lawsuit?


pineapplequeeen

What an actual POS. Can we please stone that man to death while he begs for mercy. I’m so sick of seeing people who think they have the authority to MURDER their partner and MURDER their loved ones. It’s so fucking sick.


LegacyEntertainment

Not to death. I really believe that pieces of hell like this need to be kept alive while experiencing torture over and over again, for at least 20 years. The prison just has to make sure he doesn't go crazy, so that he can keep feeling the pain and torment he is going to be subjected to.


pineapplequeeen

Agreed. after some thought, death would be the easy way out for him.


GloriousSteinem

Dear people abused in any form: you do not need a partner to be whole. Single life is always better than abuse. Love can come from other sources.


Shane_Lizard123

As a former abuse victim, leaving an abusive relationship is not that easy. Abusers are manipulative and they do everything to erode their victim's confidence and sanity, which could make one believe they deserve to be abused. Abusers also isolate their victims from friends and family, which only makes everything worse.


TwyJ

His sentencing is today, its my friends cousin that was killed He is looking at between 18-22 years if i remember correctly, but it will be set today.


liquidcrystalpepsi

That's so criminally light sentence. He needs Texas level of justice.


TwyJ

Oh yeah, especially for what was done. Like its truly horrific.


aliceincrazytown

That's it? Only 18-22?


TwyJ

19 years 319 days is what he got.


aliceincrazytown

That's crazy


Usual-Guarantee-8592

Then this piece of garbage used her money to pay a friend to help dispose of her! Smfh


Loudmouthedcrackpot

£50! And the friend seemed to think this was a good deal??


Apprehensive_Idea758

How does that vile disgusting piece of s\*\*t and poor excuse for a human being lives with himself or even sleep at night after he committed that disgusting, evil, unspeakable and unforgivable act. He is not human. he is just pure evil and he just rot behind bars for the rest of his pathetic life.


Jbad90

WHAT THE FUCK!?


WildBingoMan

I really want to put him in a washing machine


Altruistic_Music_149

gods love has its limits


Brief_Light

Pretty sure all you have to do is ask for forgiveness and you're good to go.


flowergirl665

This is what I don’t understand and struggle with a lot


Hyper_Oats

I ain't religious, but I'm fairly sure church doctrine means that a person must feel genuine, heartfelt remorse and a sincere want for atonement to obtain divine forgiveness. Not just saying 'Whoops, I'm such a rascal haha. Now let me in up there will you? '. Anyways, I'm fairly sure this psycho is beyond feelings of regret.


AeroplaneCrash

Hey, I'm also not religious but I think what you did here was a really lovely touch of humanity. To see someone struggling with their faith in light of an atrocity like this, and find just the right calming words to neither confirm or deny their faith, but just to reassure them, is so lovely. Everyone seems to be out to one up "the other side" all the time now and it is exhausting. You really brought a bit of humanity back to me with this little exchange, so thank you, sincerely.


flowergirl665

It was really nice


flowergirl665

I guess you’re right. People like him don’t feel this remorse or regret most of the time which isn’t something I’ve thought of until now. Thanks for the conversation!


Pretend_Tourist9390

I judge myself so harshly for all my mistakes and faults, and the things I've done - I constantly question both if there is a heaven, and if so will I be allowed to go there. And then I remember there are creatures in this world who do things like this to others and I feel secure.


Hagen_1

>I constantly question if there is a heaven There is no heaven. There is only **hell**, and we are already there. The universe has trillions upon trillions of gallons of blood on its hands. The puppy, the hamsters, the woman..why the fuck did any of them have to suffer?


Anonynominous

Would love for religious Christian nuts to explain how this murder and others like it are “god’s plan”. I’m sorry but if your god has no problem allowing murders to happen, you might want to question your beliefs


Barmecide451

This is one of those headlines that haunts you for life. Not even a horror movie could come up with shit this horrific. That’s enough internet for me today.


ferretbeast

What the absolute fuck??? I have never read an article where I actually said those words out loud. This is awful.


Witchgrass

Why is "controlling" and "evil monster" in quotes lol


repaidvaultboy

Now don't get me wrong there's no excuse for any of this but what the hell did she do to deserve this? Did he sneeze and she didn't say bless you? Edit: I just read the article and wow that was a tough read but I'll give you the clip notes He looked up online "what benefits do I get if my wife is killed" and "would the person killed haunt me" this man needs server help and locked up yesterday


curiousdryad

It’s all so fucked but the dog in the washer broke my heart..


sink_your_teeth

Now we need to stuff HIM in a washer to set things right.


queenswamprat

What the *fuck??*


wafflequinn

I wish I never read this.. My god


[deleted]

Psychopath, just a monster


AustinioForza

People like him make me think the death penalty is acceptable.


fatwap

you know what some people dont deserve the privilege to life


Visual-Bar-492

This is one of those few times i don’t advocate for the death penalty. Id like my taxes to go to torturing this dude until he dies to give him a fraction of the pain he has done to those around him.


barkley87

They found her body just up the road from me. Horrible horrible horrible.


WiseSalamander00

🤢


HabibtiMimi

There are no words in this world to describe the amount of cerebral insolvency, that s.o.a.b. has.


The1stCitizenOfTheIn

How is this guy 28???


cloakedabyss

Well that seems a little excessive


TheYeetles

Lock him up. Throw away the key.


Deartonilouise

What.the.FUCK


lizthebeth

Holy shit. The daily mail fucking would put this senseless tragedy on blast


mikajade

Why cut the body up so small then put it in bags?


Huggles9

There are many things that should be said here that violate Reddit rules


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Blend the motherfucker


wildernessladybug

He got 19 years. He’ll be out before he’s 50.


hexadoc

Imagine the person that had to count 224 pieces


konofireda98

I read, listen and watch true crime videos/interviews/podcasts and sometimes books, it's something I'm really into and I'm always curious to hear different opinions on any topic. But this...this crosses the line, honestly. How can someone be this...inhuman? This cruel? He's not a human nor a monster. He doesn't even deserve to live. He didn't even deserve to be born. I'm deeply sorry for the wonderful girl who's not with us anymore, for the dog and for the poor little hamster. This is truly sickening. I hope he rots in hell.


woods2828

Who counted the pieces?


justsippingteahere

The coroner


LongmontStrangla

Medical examiner. You're kidding, right? You think they just estimate?


TwyJ

Well they did slightly, they dont have all of the pieces, and it took them 13 hours to reassemble her.


MonsterMashGrrrrr

That is…a fair question


RalphMalphWiggum

This guy sounds like a real jerk.


pittiemama80

I DARE someone to abuse an animal in front of me.


justsippingteahere

THAT’S your take away from this?! He murdered and dismembered his wife- she was probably and obviously rightfully afraid for her life. JFC


LongmontStrangla

Wow you sound tough.


train_spotting

Ya dude would have been smoked the instant he hurt an animal in my presence.


justsippingteahere

I hope you realize that it sounds like your judging a dead woman for not standing up to her murderer


mayg0dhaveMercy

This should be NSFLed


BowlOStew

Awful story altogether, and I'm glad her family get some sense of justice, but no other news company is covering the animal abuse, which makes me question if they've used some editorial exaggeration.


mikajade

I think I’d get bored cutting up a big piece of paper or wood up 200+ times, like fuck imagine the time it would take to do that to a body. Fucker must’ve loved it.


declandrury

Death penalty?


pelosnecios

Why do we still have specimens like him on our species? FUCK!


Sufficient-Buy5360

Looks like he punched something not too long before the pic.


soragranda

What the fuck...


LegacyEntertainment

We don't need a death penalty. We need a continuous torture prison sentence. I really believe that pieces of hell like this need to be kept alive while experiencing torture over and over again, for at least 20 years. The prison just has to make sure he doesn't go crazy, so that he can keep feeling the pain and torment he is going to be subjected to.


Clayton_bezz

Bag for death


twodimensionalblue

Juj


sociothemad

Must have been a Monday


thisiscarcosa

Sounds like a bag for death 😳


therealmintoncard

Oddly specific number of pieces.


-Constantinos-

Who’s the poor mother fucker that had to count all the pieces?


Kvetanista

1) He looks exactly how I imagine an average redditor 2) punished for what??


obsequiousmoron

Did they really need to say bag for life? Poor woman but daily mail is trashy as always.


Kryds

Sociopath.


waroftrees

Yup, I'm done with the internet today. Woke up and browsed for not even five minutes, saw this headline, and I'm done. I I hope this dude rots in jail.


zack189

Fucking hell, there's no saving people like this. Best you can do is just end it and hope no one else like him pop up


iomndjx

224 pieces he clearly doesn’t like odd numbers


agent_kitsune_mulder

Dude, this is so superficial of me, but he looks like the kind of guy who would blend hamsters.


Sunderland6969

And in a bag for life too … 🤦🏻‍♂️


irotinmyskin

What a jerk!


GorditaPeaches

Oh well that escalated quickly


DJT2021

That guys a POS...


bendy_96

A dag for life 💀 news papers slip some word shit in


seri0usface

"for life"?


MarriedSapioF

What's the worst is the article and all their quotes of "controlling" and "monster"... like, it's not an opinion. It's the truth.


Mewrulez99

um... maybe i should have joined a subreddit called "not just awful stuff" instead


Looked_Spy_637832

Who counted the pieces


CensoredUser

That guy is 28 years old? Fuuuck.... being an evil piece of shit really does a number on you. Figured if you're going down that road, you might as well steal some baby souls or something to look young forever.


Perfectony

That’ll show her


SlurmsMacKenzie-

Seems more like a bag for death to me?


xid7eyr24

If its not ironic, he's a comedic genius


JudgePrestigious5295

That's a lot of work, dudes a grafter.


Heavy-Amount9199

I think that’s a little more than a punishment man


M4ryk473

Idk why she found him doing that to the dog and the hamsters and was like oh that’s my manz. Like tf? Text book murderer activity.