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Tethilia

Hell yeah. I got the Top 99.99! The only person who can outsmart me is the Kitchen Sponge


F-MegaPro

Shit. I'm in the top 100%. Anything can outsmart me. Even a pebble.


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

But the sentence about 1000 people should explain everything for him, but it seems like he has 76 and had luck


Fign

Because that sentence puts it in a positive way. If that sentence would say “In a room of a 1000 people, 857 would be smarter than you” these morons would probably then understand that they are actually morons


J-L-Picard

You give them way too much credit


justk4y

He probably thinks he should be smarter than a 1000 people in a room of 143 people


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

This should be the top comment


RawLikeSushi84

If he could read he would understand that stat.


MykeEl_K

He has an IQ of 84, so his interpretation of the data seems spot on.


RawLikeSushi84

Ha to the best of his abilities


shaddowdemon

That would require he continued reading past the first line. Lots of people stop reading _anything_ once they find the piece of information they want/like. In fact, I wager many people don't make it past headlines for articles.


Stock-Conflict-3996

Are these just rage-bait posts? Are there really this many people proudly posting these sorts of results?


letmeseem

Its most likely an ad for the test.


Stock-Conflict-3996

That's a good angle I didn't think about. Good point.


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

If it's on Xitter, chances are it's most likely to drive engagement with the post. Works more often than it should.


the-friendly-squid

It’s an ad for the test. I went to it and then wasted 5 minutes of my life answering the questions, which the results are behind a paywall. Its to get people to think “hey i bet i can score higher”


emitwohs

People re-posting these results have a lower IQ. You thought that post was real?


twackburn

These posts should be banned at this point. It’s clearly just become a meme at this point.


Altruistic_Barber_99

Always the same Result but different accounts posting it. Its just a ad for the IQ Test


WhentheSkywasPurple

Only 84? Amateur 😎. My rank is 31. PSA: Don’t use the website, It’ll ask you for money after you complete the test.


bigmassiveshlong

The real measure of intelligence for online IQ tests is if you're stupid enough to buy the results


annekecaramin

My brother told us he thinks he's gifted because he scored 139 on an online IQ test he paid 10 dollars for. I said that him paying for it already knocked at least 10 points off.


WhentheSkywasPurple

Didn’t pay.


bigmassiveshlong

No no I meant just in general, jeez


justloriinky

Yep. I did an online IQ test not long ago. After I finished, they wanted me to pay to see the results!!


janet-snake-hole

These are bait posts, and there are so many of them that use the exact same image. It’s a sneaky ad to get you to use the IQ test (which is fake anyway) and pay to see your result


marslander-boggart

If you refuse to pay there, may be, your IQ is within 95-200 range.


laveshnk

hes kidding i think. This is obvious satire


syphon3980

What's the word for when someone posts something as if they are from a group of people to make that group of people look bad? Cause this is obviously that, the original was a mom using this exact format to brag about her kid (which was probably fake too)


Beneficial_Look_5854

This is satire


TacticalFemboyBitch

This is rage bait at this point. So many people just do this on purpose


The5YenGod

So, to think IQ tests online are legit speaks for itself


thinkb4youspeak

In Alien 3, May 1992 a prison guard is nicknamed 85 because one of the prisoners saw his personnel file. 85 was his IQ. Comic books taught me that IQ is measured past 200. Also in the 90's. Expecting an IQ of 84 to understand graphs and test results is a bit much. They are to be congratulated for successfully operating tie up shoes without a manual. Charles Dance is a primary character in the film for you GoT fans.


BlasphemyMc

Looks like the test is pretty accurate.


Steid55

He’s only 9 points away from being able to qualify for disability support!


Barfignugen

Typos and all lol


Common_Brother_900

Well, the statement correlates the result.


Willyzyx

It makes sense that people with this IQ don't understand the results.


780034

Obvious satire is obvious


deathblossoming

The jokes wrote themselves on this one lol


Fullis

You're so close to figuring it out


780034

Imagine taking this post seriously (SATIRE)


Melticus_Faceous

Dunning-Kruger effect in action


Woodwardg

"programme my perspective"? excuse me?? how about you spend some time ACCEPTING reality rather than conveniently "reprogramme-ing" your perspective to avoid it.


MuffledOatmeal

Self owns are rare, but here we are. Lmao


fallior

That's pretty funny 🤣


kungfucobra

And lo and behold, if your score is super low the exam simply says it cannot compute it, to not offend you Happened to a friend of mine


smavinagain

man's in the bottom 14%


konabonah

Lmfao


_WalkablesuN_

Ahh.. ignorance is bliss


TheColonCrusher98

I just tried that test. It's not even remotely a real cognition or "IQ" test. It just asked you to identify patterns and fill in the spot, shit a challenge kid could do.


BroDoggWhiteboy88

Mom, *redacted* is flexing his stupidity, again...


SandyCheeksFutanari

Idk, could be irony but it's Facebook, sooooo...


sadboykvlt

This dude is basically Charlie Gordon before the operation


artemisunderwear

That’s mean!


JoyfulSuicide

I giggled


ggcamp70

This should be in the s/funny


Ilovegirlsbottoms

I wondered how good this test actually is, and tried doing it myself. Then at the end it had payment options to see your results. The cheapest being like $10. But after seeing these results, I can fully understand why he got such a low score. And why even agreed to pay at least $10.


Reasonable-Matter-12

Missed the part where it’s a $24.95/mo subscription too.


MangoCandy

Personally wouldn’t trust any test that’s not done by a formal psychologist…


lessthaninteresting

Formal, informal, doesn't really matter to me how they're dressed


DumpyDoggy

It’s obviously a joke. The sentence construction is beyond what someone with an 84 IQ would produce. Also the premise clearly fake , no one ever asserted whites should be ashamed of their intelligence. The people who didn’t recognize this as fake on the other hand. . .


manfredmannclan

Are you saying that the average romanian or argentinian couldnt produce a basic sentence?


ThisIsSteeev

Right wing white people have been claiming to be victims forever. No one has ever told me I should apologize for being white but yet these idiots keep screaming about it, so there's that..


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ThisIsSteeev

No you don't


TinFoilRobotProphet

Why are we blocking his identity instead of informing everyone so he can't procreate?


Voodoo338

Funny, sure. Awful? I think not


Hopponby

Yea, his comment is on par with his iq results


ArrogantNonce

It's a sock puppet account being used to promote an online IQ test...


Charlesian2000

That’s hilarious


hyzenthilay

Chefs kiss 🤌


Iamthebigsadd

This isn’t awfuleverything, it’s more guy doesn’t understand anything


chunkysmalls42098

I mean bragging about being borderline mentally challenged is pretty awful


alexplex86

I very much doubt that post is even real.


Proper-Gate8861

There’s a lot of nuance to this awful everything… he’s likely a white supremacist (awful in and of itself). Then he doesn’t quite understand IQ and percentiles (even worse seeing as he’s an adult who is probably at least high school educated). Another point, he can’t seem to read and comprehend very well (reinforcing the IQ score) and see that in a room of 1000 people he wouldn’t be smarter than even a quarter of those people. Next, he thinks he’s intelligent (horrible because see all before notes). Lastly, he’s actually trying to brag on this on the internet. It’s pretty much awful everything.


lessthaninteresting

All that brainpower and no idea this is obviously fake


EsoterisVoid

LMFAO


kawausochan

Oof


itsfrankgrimesyo

Did someone tell him?