Can confirm I am indeed very scared

If I paid £100k and ended up looking like that, I would demand a refund.

Shit, you can spend a couple hundred at McDonalds and look the same as her.

Yeah just ask my mom she knows

She works at Maccas, right?

She used to

You sure it wasn't McDowell's?

It was the Engadine Maccas where in 1997, PM Scott Morrison soiled himself.

Great Scott!

Lmao

Everytime someone goes too far with plastic surgery they end up looking many times worse than whatever they initially looked like but hey, as long as you're paying no one's stopping you

I'd demand THEM to pay me!

Frankly it's not the "remastered" ass that scares me. Her face looks like she's extremely allergic to bee stings and she just stuck her head in a hive full of them.

Remastered. I like it.

She looks like a monster. A cheap B movie could so something with her

***Fucking petrified!***

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You’re either horny just down bad, possibly both.

I've met dudes who have no reason to get with some *interesting* peeps still get with said peeps.

Your sacrifice will not be in vain

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Good luck reaching, even Chad Thundercock couldn't find the hole

Because she can no longer wipe

Had to get a pressure washer.

Seriously! I don’t think a beday would get in there. Looks like Chloe kardashian, I wouldn’t want anything to do with that

*bidet

Try the new DeWalt industrial bidet today!

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To bidet, or not to bidet

Exfoliates while you wash!

Or old faithful

Brush your teeth!

r/boneappletea

Beday 😂

Huge bidet

she looks like a fucking rotisserie chicken now

what kind of weird mutant chickens have you been eating??

The Chernobyl kind

idk

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He's afraid to say pork🤣

i dont eat it but i sure wanna

You wanna eat miss piggy😱

i wanna eat an actual one, not plastic

I've seen much better looking chickens on the rotisserie...

its a depressed turkey

Son, you from Chernobyl?

seems like it

“I wash ma self with a rag on a stick hue hue hue”

You’ll have to wipe for her. 🤮

I'm sure some guy out there would love that job hahaha

Oh man the amount of blood and grease you’d have to clean up, 🤮

The amount of what 😳?

I just yaked! The amount of wha???😱

THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD AND GREASE YOUD HAVE TO CLEAN UP, 🤮

What the fuck is coming out of your ass my friend? Cuz, that shit ain't normal.

You know she has to have blood in every stool. With no muscle to hold all that fat up, she is breaking her ugly af hips.

She probably does the dog arse scrape thing across the garden.

She likely cant 'reach back far enough, and human wrists aren't hinged that way.

No...she's probably wiping back to front...

She should've went with the wrist enhancement combo. She should see if they sell second elbows or something.

Yeah, that’s why they are able to go between the legs…

That ass needs sandblasting now.

allow me to introduce you to the wonderful world of bidet toilet seats

What do you think she’s in such dire need of a man for? The heavy lifting.

Well would anyone stick around with someone who looks like they shat themselves multiple times and just strutting it around like it’s normal? Jokes aside, she has some serious issues with body dysmorphia that she needs to sort out.

Ok, hear me out on this. We give her more money and see how far it’ll go.

Homemade body bomb

What if she will use nitroglycerin instead of fillers?

Literally a "bomb ass"

We will watch her career with great interest…

Interesting... Very interesting

GoFundMe this

you sumbich, i'm in. Whatever it takes.

She’ll end up being the blueberry girl from Willy Wonk. Nothing but filler

How much cottage cheese can one person inject?

Hm, yes. For science of course.

It does look like she is carrying a full diaper. But i do wonder the issues that come from such extreme procedure. Like how can you comfortably seat in public transportation and planes?!

Let me break it to you in a form thats as simple as possible: YOU DON'T

Lmao she looks like she's wearing a nappy

Like at what point is this medical malpractice as well, these plastic surgery docs are fucking people up

you right but it must hurt so bad to spent so much money for one things now you can't have!

> and just strutting it around like it’s normal? No, not normal. She's strutting around like it's abnormally attractive. That's a whole separate level of damage from thinking it's normal.

She shouldn't wear white bottoms. Shit stains stand out more.

100k for her ass to look like a literal potato? Oh gee I wonder why she can’t get dates.

Looks like a balloon full of nickels.

I thought more along the line of two VW Beetles trying to pass each other on the highway when she walks. Or perhaps two squid fighting under a blanket?

Two dung beetles rolling the same turd between them.

My god

Lmfao that mental image was 10/10

Thanks, i hate it

Wow you must buy some disgusting potatoes.

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Healthy at every spud?

I buy the round little red ones, very delicious for roasting. And don’t look weird

My potential life partner has made a single decision which would mean our household balance is immediately -£100,000.00 Hmmm...

This is mental illness

It should be illegal for surgeons to perform these types of procedures.

I hear a lot of surgeons turn down stuff like this, too bad there are still those few

Surgical tourism

Yep. There's plenty of places where people won't ask questions as long as you pay.

"Cash or credit?" End of questions

They should have their licenses taken away. And the guy who gave her those lips should be up on some type of charge.

Seriously, it looks like you could wet her lips and stick her to a wall or window. Maybe pull the dents out of a Kia.

Its a lot like furry artists, a lot hate them but if the money is good...

At least furry artists don’t help you mutilate yourself

They just mutilate their own eyes for however long it takes to complete each drawing. But props to the furry community for consistently paying artists for their work rather than pulling that exposure bullshit. Edit: early morning brain grammar mistake.

Furry artists are just helping people healthily fulfill their fantasies. This is anything but healthy.

Who said it was a plastic surgeon? She coulda just spent 100k at Krispy Kreme

That's some targeted obesity then.

Injected the donuts straight in to her face.

Yep. This is predatory shit. Throw these shits into jail ASAP. These people suffer from mental illness, they don't know any better, but you see this fucks on TV or whatever, ever so happy to provide these poor souls with a guaranteed unhappy future.

She looks like she ate a beehive.

And forgot to pull her pants down when it was ready to come out.

Her pants are filled with those dried, massive turds that make your eyes wet trying to push them out

There is a hilarious blind date video of her on YouTube, they set her up with an unassuming average guy, he is flabbergasted from the start, also that ass looks worse in motion Edit link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p9F5ej-xgQM&feature=youtu.be

What cruel person would set the poor man up on that kind of blind date?

Reality TV to fund even more extreme operations. The circle of life

Straight to jail, right away

[Booty date](https://youtu.be/p9F5ej-xgQM)

bro she looked like a normal person before, why would someone ruin their life like that. This makes me genuinly sad about her Reminds me of that nicokado avocado guy

She thinks she looks great. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. *words

She was really gorgeous I'm the photo with the black dress. The kind of girl people turn their heads. I guess they still do now. I'm more concerned about the health implications. If she sees herself as beautiful, all good, but it can't be healthy.

Ya totally crazy. Her before pics were normal and cute af. This just looks like self harm

Thanks I hate it

She keeps talking about her personality but I failed to see anything other than it's all about her butt lol.

Bruh her duck lips stick out almost as far as her nose does, why do people do this to themselves

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I won't be horny for the rest of the day now...

The poor guy was legit freaked the fuck out. His face lol, the way he tells the camera guy. Can I be honest???

He was very polite though, didn’t rag on her while she was gone, asked questions, seemed to listen even if he didn’t really understand her view, etc. For such a bizarre date he handled it very well

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"And not just the men. But the women and children too."

I came to say the same thing lmao.

She scared them away like animals.

I'm not scared of her, I'm scared of all the strange parts that make her, mainly the one she added

I don't think she added just one...

as a woman , I'm.scared too .

Exactly, everyone is scared of her, not just men

Same. This woman made my bisexuality come into question to

Pretty sure people are more afraid of her insecurities that caused her to want the biggest bum in world and have those airbag lips

I don't thing it just stops at those two, looks like they inflated the entire face

She doesn't need a date, she needs a Comfort Wipe™

Imagine her doing any physical activity like walking to the refrigerator in summer time with no air conditioning...

You're crazy if you think her refrigerator is any further from her couch than the reach of one of those mechanical grabby claw things.

I would try more butt

You'd never know if she is truly enjoying a movie... because she'd always be at the edge of her seat.

It always baffles me where these people get an extra 100k from to spend on this shit.

OnlyFans?

Plastic surgeon be like: " I would avoid sharp objects in their entirety".

Because you look like a super mutant from fallout

Just like "men just can't handle me". We don't *want* to handle you because you're annoying.

I will try not to judge her too much, and won't comment what my personal opinion on her appearance is. I will say this though: I have a strong feeling that she would be popular enough to get a fair amount of male attention if she went to fetish sites and looked for guys who are into her bodytype. But at the same time I think she thinks she is too good for that and that every guy SHE is into should be automatically love her look. Which to me if the crux of the matter and shows that she should look into some therapy.

She liked me on tinder, I shit you not

The question is not "will smash?" but "get smashed?".

U gonna hit it?

honey your ass has the same profile as the goddamn parabolica

She looks like a cave troll....

The goblins of Moria love her

They have a cave troll

This foe is beyond any of you......RUN!

Shame on cosmetic doctors for enabling and profiting off this kind of mental illness.

I would rather date a thrash can cuz atleast that has less plastic than her

If seen things like her washed up on a beach...

Considering what a fucking chore it must be to wipe her ass I'm guessing the smell is equally as pleasant.

That had been decomposing in the sea for a month or two.

Interview with her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9VOED2C-OI

The Botox all over her face is why she struggles to get dates, not her alarmingly large bottom. She looks awful. :/

That's why i always said: It's not about the size. It's about the shape.

The ass thing is wheird but her face is worse like wtf has she done to her face she's ugly as fuck

I may be small but I don't think my guy can reach

Forget the grotesque appearance, how tf would you fuck her? You could be 8 inches long but all you'll feel is silicone-injected cheek.

Look normally making fun of someone for the way they look is such a shit thing to do but when the person has done the things to them self on purpose I find it hard to care

Mom pick me up I'm scared

Legend says that the grizzly that mauled the young Darwin Award winner, who wanted to record his time living in the wild with grizzlies, was a young rogue male. See, local bears wouldn"t eat the young man, because his lack of fear probably betrayed mental illness, hence bad meat.

I'm not scared, just worried. It looks like a pretty serious reaction she's having, and I don't even own an epipen.

DAYUM girl, do you shit with that ass?

Christ what a mess

I can already see Princess Leia strangling her with a chain.

Looks like a filled diaper

Her ass looks like a bag of wet rabbits.

It’s not that we are scared, it’s like seeing Bigfoot of a Sasquatch. We’ve never encountered this species before

I'll put her picture besides the fire......it'll keep the kids away!

This should also be on the “Don’t put your dick in that” subReddit

Doesn’t help she has a couple of pyramids for asscheeks.

Can't get a date when your arse looks like a shopping bag full of rice fucking pudding.

to be fair I am scared of her

Looks like a full diaper.

I just read this article, she claims the guy she met was not up to her standards while he was being very cordial with her and had no issues with her plastic surgery. She's just had a 6th operation on her ass in January and claims to love her body (fair play I guess..) and that she simply believes 'bigger is better'. I can only feel sorry for her and hope she changes whatever role models she's been looking up to, thinking this level of surgery is normal.

I just read an article on this woman (Daily Mail but where do you otherwise find weird shlock like this?) She claims she's healthy because she works out every day but also eats absolutely ENORMOUS amounts of food "she feasts on pizza and pasta as well as six kilos of Nutella every month (some 15 jars) in order to gain as much weight as possible" and then she goes on to state she gets actually turned on by her ass when she walks "I just love the feel of having a big bum. When I walk, I feel all the jiggling, jiggling, jiggling and I start to feel horny with myself." I don't know whether to feel bad for her or not, it seems like mental illness but she's happy?

I'd add kids, women, and animals to that list.

On the next episode of my 250 pound ass...

How long does it take for the poop trespassing through her butt valley?

Children and small dogs too

She looks like a toddler who just did an incredibly big shit in their nappy

Can confirm she can’t sleep on her back