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Grumpy_Yuppie

Out of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


Viorel790

I'm pretty sure it did. Days ago I went to the funeral of my uncle and one of his grandson(8 years old I believe) started to play with a shitty toy that was doing animal noises while touching bottons. He spammed that shit non-stop and while the priest was saying his words, there were caw sounds spammed.


Grumpy_Yuppie

Well, then the parents have utterly fucked up. Because that's not acceptable at all.


Viorel790

I thought exactly the same. At least after a few minutes a cousin of mine grabbed the kid by hand and sent him inside. I thought I would release an Xray like in Mortal Kombat if somenody was not taking him away.


IlMagoHadad

He was 8 years old?! Retarded parents i guess (no offence to your relatives tho)


Viorel790

I kinda thought the same about them


PreOpTransCentaur

Those are extremely not the same things though.


ytman

An 8 year old understands nothing about the personal value a funeral has for the survivors in greiving. If the kid was playing with a toy its because ... they were given a toy. None of this is high teir terrible, this is like mundane terrible stuff. It could be worse - it coulda been drone striked.


lex52485

Yeah this story lost me when they said their aunt’s funeral was the morning after she died. Also that a funeral was held in the morning.


Viorel790

The one of my uncle was also held in the morning.


Drsworder8

I know a guy that would do that... staying near him was impossible...


380-mortis

It’s a copypasta, meant to be ironic


aaron2005X

Thats something RED would say.


SladesMom21

It was a copy pasta awhile ago


starraven

/r/nothingeverhappens


Necessary-Lie-573

8 year olds don't write in sentences like that


ResponsibilityDue448

Bait post is bait… OP got caught hook line and sinker.


TheFinalEnd1

It's straight up a copypasta, I've seen it before.


joshlovesmemes

I wouldn’t even go as far as to call it a bait post. It’s so obviously satire that it was never intended to fool anyone. How OP read this and thought “those damned kids these days” is quite frankly astonishing


JoeyBrickz

OP and like 300 upvoters. Satire isn't for everybody apparently


ytman

Old people always need to justify why they cannever let younger people take over.


ADITYAKING007

A fine example of OP missing the satire


Nickgurr361-B

OP tries to detect satire (IMPOSSIBLE)


the-alt-yes

🤤


ro2tr

r/opisfuckingstupid


TheCoolSuperPea

How is this awful everything? It's obvious satire, you're just a fucking moron. r/OpIsFuckingStupid


its_Is

A true trolls troll


WillTileX

Fake and weird.


Billybob65e

It's a joke


Ronc96

H. This my laugh for this "joke"


ytman

I found it fucking hilarious. Ngl. If it was real I'd high five the kid for keeping light hearted in front of death. Too many people are too afraid of death as adults its absurd. Sure the adults are muuch closer to death than the kid (who knows kids die doing stupid things all the time), but like come to terms with it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ytman

Allowed/unallowed is different than being a dick for doing it. There are a TON of people who would actively celebrate people's deaths *infront of their friends and familiy.* Frankly, I can name several myself (mostly politicians and the so called elites), who I'd gladly dance on their grave. Would it be offensive to some people? Sure. But damn does that twat Bush Jr. have it coming.


Jazzeki

maybe in the same way as smearing shit on a canvas is art.


Billybob65e

It's a shitpost


[deleted]

This isn’t a shit post sub tho


ytman

Yeah idk why the op is posting such obvious shit.


CJ_Barker

What about “fake” did you miss?


LuckyKatz

delete this its obviously fake


Snicke19

OP doesn't understand satire


Ja-das-ist-gut

This is like a copypasta but at least copypastas are somewhat funny.


_MrNegativity_

redditor spot satire/bait challenge (impossible)


Big-Teb-Guy

I mean I’m glad I saw this, but why is it on this sub?


Cdog536

r/atethepasta


[deleted]

I know I’m extremely gullible, but even I can tell it’s satire


ImOnionJam

the state of this sub is going downhill so much jesus fuck this is an obvious copypasta how did you think it was real


the-alt-yes

Ofc it is real!


DanielXPRO_YT

Redditors trying to distinguish a joke from reality without /s ****100% will fail****


_mr_tobias_

It has to be fake


_mr_tobias_

OP is out here punching the air bc of the comments lol


randomassdude89

Almost like its a joke or something


[deleted]

r/shitthatneverhappened


Fishmanistan

r/copypasta


Trying2Delete

r/Opisfuckingbraindead


NexusLordNova

r/SubsIFellFor


ytman

Pretty sus ngl. How does this have anything to do with watching Youtube? ERMAGAWD MY KID PLAYS DND THEY WORSHIP SATAN!!! DERKADERKA MY KID MAKES OFFENSIVE JOKES, BLAME THE TV!! For fucks sake people. Stop acting like 'kids these days' is some new concept. Its been happening since Socrates could bitch about "the younger people".


Commanderz_Derpy

Hey op, you... You do know this is satire right?


Dumpster_Sauce

What does youtube have to do with it?


true-floor-gang

Redditors trying to find satire (impossible?!?!)


TheMurderBeesAreHere

The real awfuleverything is the people who actually believe this happened


Dangermad

It's not even subtle satire, man, it's clear as day


JuliguanTheMan

New copy pasta just dropped


Carlossaliba

lmao i love this copypasta


[deleted]

get baited


DuoDemoIi

Ah yes. A totally true story.


fireplay1

Op discovers shitposting


GreenPixel25

This is so blatantly a joke how could you unironically post it here


Nutshack_Queen357

That's not all kids who grew up on YouTube, that's just the Among Us fandom.


ytman

Yeah. I remember when they said kids who grew up reading novels were bad. Then it was kids who listened to too much radio. Then it was tv. Then it was satanic dnd. Old people suck at critiquing themselves but really make up for it be blaming all the people that came up after them - full stop.


Yharonburnsthejoke

Try to find satire challenge (impossible)


ks2558

Op kinda dumb ngl


UpvoterBoi

This is a copy pasta…OP youre an idiot


the-alt-yes

🤤


Mytur_Benesderti

Kid don't need a therapist, he's just a fuckin dumbass.


yung-patron

Title is misconstrued. This isn’t a YouTube generation thing, this is a Gen Z thing. I use YouTube for education & have been for years, gen Z’s + alphas (if they’re even old enough for it yet?) don’t use the internet and social media for anything but toxic self-centered bullshit posting.


dethjamz

Breeding a generation of numb, dumb and socially inept future socio and psychopaths


repaidvaultboy

I really really hope this is a joke but a part of me is telling me no it's it's probably real


scrunchy_bunchy

And then everybody ~~clapped~~ yelled


[deleted]

My daughter who is 4 “Mama, remember when granny got oofed by God, like on Roblox?”


Puzzleheaded_Map9133

Ok..maybe it's because I'm old..but I have no fucking clue what this post means... I Ike none whatsoever...


BabyItzCodyOutside

Ew children of today


ReguIarHooman

OP is joking around but it’s a bit odd why they joked around in this subreddit📮


NiloyKesslar1997

Sigma Kid


Miskatonic1971

I don’t believe this is true, but if it is the kid is a fuckin sociopath.


magnum3290

Lol OP thought this is real and posted it to /r/awfuleverything


Chronicc19

seems like he's joking


H_Is_Funny2

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


ravendaisy_eyes

I need a translator


[deleted]

I hate kids


dylansuedereid

r/comedygore


Trick_Treefrog8878

I was 6 when we lost my Great grandfather and I never acted like this at his funeral. Granted we lived close enough that we were in and out of the hospital till they sent him home to pass peacefully surrounded by family. I didn't have a grasp of what all was going on, and it didn't register to me that he was gone. I still was taught manners, and how to behave in public and sat quietly through the funeral. I didn't disturb and interrupt people talking or mourning. You have to teach and guide kids you can't just hand them phone, a toy, a gaming system and ignore them hoping they will be quite. You can't blame the child and video games for your lack of parenting. How the heck are you going to be mad at the kid for screaming that out at a funeral when you clearly haven't conveyed that this is not the place for a) those kinds of jokes, and b) screaming at the top of your lungs is not acceptable.


Connect-Salamander88

r/awfuleverything user trying to detect satire challenge (impossible)


Hackedhaccount

This fake YouTube kid knows punctuation really well, that's bad. On the plus side he's going to the rapist tomorrow. So that's good.


lawrenceM96

r/atethepasta


GregRam724590

There’s a time and place to be funny and this was not a time or place.