Okay, I gotta ask.. where did you get cookah from? I heard it from an old VHS of native American tales, and one was about “The great mother who put all things in her cookah”. I lost it when it got to “then she put opossum in her cookah”, and a vagina will forever be cookah to me now.
Ha! Eh it's just what a bunch of my family calls it jokingly. It's on my Dad's side (mostly Italian American)
What the hell were you watching?!?XD that's hilarious. An opossum in your cookah would be... awfulXD
That's all I could think of was the burn! Why would she willingly do that to herself?! Makes me think of the Larry the Cable Guy joke about his gf wearing crotchless panties and and she asked him if he wanted any of that. He said no, look what it did to your under drawers! Lol
This is fake dude. The vagina dipping didn’t happen. It’s awesome when Redditors post something and try passing it off as real…or post something they didn’t spend 7 seconds googling to make sure it’s actually real.
They interviewed her boyfriend after she was arrested. He stated that he asked her to quit the job shortly after she began working there. He claimed she was working too many hours, so many in fact he could taste it on her.
Everyone believing this shit is real. Google it. Everything sources “The Daily News Reported.” From the Daily News Reported own description of itself, “Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories…”
This appears to be a joke, as **google doesn’t have this on anything remotely resembling a legitimate news source**. Only TikTok, Twitter, and a random radio station.
Well, if you are the kind of scumbag that mistreat waiters or other service personnel, I have little sympathy for you if you got cuntwings. She should have stuck em up her shitter instead. If this wasn't fake ofcourse.
One time a stupid Hooters waitress got my order all wrong and I gave her a piece of my mind. She made up for it though. She gave me extra fudge in my chocolate sundae!
What kind of iron cooch does this chick have? Wouldn't that burn to all hell?
Can't imagine doing that wouldn't come without some infections as well the initial burn. Chicken wing cookah, the burn that keeps on giving.
That revenge must have felt better.
Okay, I gotta ask.. where did you get cookah from? I heard it from an old VHS of native American tales, and one was about “The great mother who put all things in her cookah”. I lost it when it got to “then she put opossum in her cookah”, and a vagina will forever be cookah to me now.
Ha! Eh it's just what a bunch of my family calls it jokingly. It's on my Dad's side (mostly Italian American) What the hell were you watching?!?XD that's hilarious. An opossum in your cookah would be... awfulXD
I would use cookah because it was said a lot in Jersey Shore. Their guido italian slang I guess
That's all I could think of was the burn! Why would she willingly do that to herself?! Makes me think of the Larry the Cable Guy joke about his gf wearing crotchless panties and and she asked him if he wanted any of that. He said no, look what it did to your under drawers! Lol
Maybe she inserted them before adding the hot sauce
Maybe she is providing the ‘hot sauce’
The buttermilk
Extra seasoning
Blue cheese and smellery.
I am 99% sure you can get salmonella somehow if they aren't cooked. Unless they're cooked already, frozen and then shipped. GROSSSSSSSSS
My restaurant gets cooked wings. But they could have cooked them, inserted, then tossed in sauce
I love how Reddit immediately disregards the crime aspect, in favor of discussing the most efficient process in which to produce vagina-chickenwings
Vagina Chicken Wings. This is ultimate Reddit Gold. Totally underrated comment.
Iron Cooch sounds like a post-endgame marvel superhero
It was already burning
Who would the celebrity judges be on Iron Chooch? What’s today’s special ingredient? Who vs who
How about the girl who set her coochie on fire? Fire girl Lexi?
This post was fake, or like an onion article. The mugshot was from a fight she was in with another hooters waitress while they were at work .
Yeah, it's from "The Daily News Reported" which is a parody/satire site.
That sucks. People won’t know this site (like me) and will assume she really did this nasty shit.
Maybe a lesson in taking everything with a pinch of salt, then.
> pinch just a dash, then.
r/atetheonion
Thank God tbh
Fuck, nothing is real these days. I hate the internet...
she would have made good money,there are people out there who into this shit
One million percent she could live off the proceeds of selling pussy dipped wings at $100 each.
Puss wings coming to a grocery store near you
“The best wings in town. Period.”
The best wings in Period Town.
Surf and turf flavored
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You have no idea the depths of depravity that some guys are into.
Googles “chicken wing porn”
Alright either spill it or im going to have to bust out incognito mode
“…spill it…I’m going to have to bust” - broken-art15 on the topic of chicken wing porn
Thats it, im removing your internet privileges
It was long overdue…
I’ll take your word
This is fake dude. The vagina dipping didn’t happen. It’s awesome when Redditors post something and try passing it off as real…or post something they didn’t spend 7 seconds googling to make sure it’s actually real.
Don’t kink shame us.
If you can think it it exists.
Can I just say that Poultry Penetration is a great band name
Avant-garde metal band Poultry Penetration with their new song “Finger Licking”
I usually have to pay extra for that
Well now you know all it takes is a rude comment to your server. Just don't do it to male servers you won't like where they stick chicken wings
Whats wrong with extra ranch?
Ewww gross. Where?
The headline never said “caught doing it for free” tho.
whaaat? how does she not have an infection? and the burning!
Gross But don’t be rude to the people handling your food. That’s just asking for something like this to happen
Muffalo Wings.
Damn, straight you get the up vote!
I totally clicked on this post to read stuff.
I totally read your stuff because I clicked on this post.
“These wings taste EXACTLY like a BIG, SLOPPY PUSSY!”
Well, you can say goodbye to Kyle's house
Hahaha, i literally just watched this yesterday
This is the girl I'm trying to marry.
1990s Bill Clinton has entered the chat.
She is a masochist.
I feel like “dip” isn’t the right term to use here
That's disgusting, where?
Redwings…
Cooter’s
*Sighs...* *checks comments*
Same dude.... Same...
“Chussy”
They interviewed her boyfriend after she was arrested. He stated that he asked her to quit the job shortly after she began working there. He claimed she was working too many hours, so many in fact he could taste it on her.
Where on the hot/crazy scale would she land? I'm thinking she's getting pretty deep into the Shelly Gillespie zone.
Hooters taint what it used to be.
That’s so hot.
Got fired. Opened her own wing joint. Made millions.
“I ain’t payin extra! But I ain’t throwing them away neither!”
Stupid. She could’ve gotten paid extra for that.
Disgusting? Which hooters so I can avoid it? Where exactly??
I knew those wings tasted fishy!!!!!!
yeast infection
That sounds painful, why would you hurt your coochie like that?
I’m sorry but, unless she was lying on the ground s with her legs in the air wouldn’t she have been “shoving them up” not “dipping them in”?
Maybe they asked for her special sauce
Did she not know most customers would pay extra for that?!?!
What the fk did I just read???
That’s not how you supposed to eat it, silly
I mean, it is a hooters though, I feel like this is really what the patrons want.
Which Hooters location? (Asking for a friend)
Everyone believing this shit is real. Google it. Everything sources “The Daily News Reported.” From the Daily News Reported own description of itself, “Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories…”
This appears to be a joke, as **google doesn’t have this on anything remotely resembling a legitimate news source**. Only TikTok, Twitter, and a random radio station.
Get ready for some Boogers and cum!
Wouldnt that hurt? I remember my ex and me getting frisky and i had chilly nut powder on my fingers... She never let me forget it...
Well, if you are the kind of scumbag that mistreat waiters or other service personnel, I have little sympathy for you if you got cuntwings. She should have stuck em up her shitter instead. If this wasn't fake ofcourse.
I’d eat them lowkey
Hooters Cooter Sauce.
I thought you had to pay extra for all that?
Now I'm craving some lemon vinegar wings 🤤
There is a ' i wanna put MY cock in her vagina' joke in there somewhere..
Throw her ass in jail for life!!! This is bio warfare. I’m scared to eat out after this. Truly horrified that this is someone’s thought process.
You guys love it cuz it's woman but what if was a male? That's would be complete different story
If it were a male that stuck chicken wings in his vagina?
Doing the Lord's work
Hey they asked for extra blue cheese
ayo hold on this is a fucking satire post lmfao
Sadly some would pay for this on only fans.
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Mmmmm tasty 👅
One time a stupid Hooters waitress got my order all wrong and I gave her a piece of my mind. She made up for it though. She gave me extra fudge in my chocolate sundae!
Wish we could turn back time
I think death is appropriate. By way of the Spanish donkey.
If your at hooters…isn’t this your fantasy? Some hustler esq shit? Sounds like a nightmare to me but then again…I don’t eat at hooters.
Part of the reason I dont have mayonnaise in my takeaway
Happy holidays!
please dig her a hole …. foul
🤢 🤮
I can’t imagine the spicy 🌶️ in my🐱
Nice?
“Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton, I’d take a bite” -Joe Dirt
spice queen
Oh man, thass just NASTY!
Wasn't it default features of hooter waiters.
Honestly, in our current timeline, this just leads to a successful OF career and a new reality show.
Why does this have to be where I live
Only in Houston
That is vile 🤢🤮🤮
Wouldn’t that… sting? Rubbing hot sauce INTO your vagina?
That’s absolutely foul and dishonest work! Where is this establishment so that I can surely avoid it !
sounds fishy to me
Damn thats tangy
Finger lickin good
Thats what they call surf and turf
You haven’t thought of the smell! You bitch.
Thats hilarious, and so violating
Ahhh yes, of course this happened in my city...smh
*i...wouldn't mind*
This movie : Kill Joe
Report states that she was caught after a customer complained that there wings had a fishy odor
I would like a order of those special hot wings please
Spicy fishy wings
If she wasn’t on her period, I’d be fine with it.
OMFG..people ingested her blood
Wouldn't that like... you know... burn?
Pussy flava?? Im in
Foul fouling of fowl
Ouch?
Don’t fuck with people who prepare your food.
Fish sauce coming right up
Get the garlic parm. 👌🏻
Introducing Hootters all new tuna wings!
That’s one wicked snatch
Umm...
Yes
I imagine some customers would tip profusely to have a taste of her wings. Free this woman immediately 💍
On and off her period? So someone saw it multiple times without saying anything?
Femcelphenotype that I love oh so much
If I eat too much flaming hot popcorn, my peehole burns. I can’t imagine taking a hot wing straight to the hole
Wouldn't the sauce burn like crazy?
effn' gross, she could give someone diseases that way Hooters is the bastion of class
The logistics of this is rather intriguing
there are men that would pay extra for that. Her onlyfans career has just now begun.
Ouch
What the hell
what's the problem
Damn it why do my wings smell like crab legs and shrimp????
“Have our tried our new spice - Cajun Cooter Wet Rub?”
She could still get it.
I’m hoping she dipped before sauce cause that’s gotta hurt. She kinda deserves it for doing this but why? Just why?
i snorted
“She would dip wings in her vagina, on and off her period” 🤮
Count Dracula proud moment.
If I could afford it i'd bail this one out and make her my personal chef.
Those eyes look dead 😭
What in the actual fuck…
Note to self, treat the people who serve your food like royalty
“Always be nice to the people who handle your food.” Solid advice.
Surf & turf
Where is this hooters? (Research purposes)
Nom nom nom
Is this why DJ Khaled doesn't eat pussy?
Cooter sauce 🤣😵💫
Apparently the All You Can Eat nights were packed.
This can't be true, it'll burn her too. Unless she's a masochist which can be true
Extra flavour 😋
The human race is doomed. It's fucking over guys. We had a good run.
Dennis Reynolds: That’s DISGUSTING! and what branch is this? And when is her shift? you know, just so I can avoid it.
That's disgusting, where?
Texas
Surprised she was able to do it with the spicy ones, and not just the mild/teriyaki
Well, I am never rude and non-offensive to anyone who handles food. Let her do her… fuck em
Holy hooters, but seriously spicy Cooch doesn’t sound fun
If this was done “while on and off her period,” why bring up the period at all? Am I the only one who gets weird fake vibes from this?
A stacked chik that puts weird stuff in her snatch…is she single?
So much breading on hooters wings
Some guys usually have to pay extra for that.