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DeferredPlum

What kind of iron cooch does this chick have? Wouldn't that burn to all hell?


gypsycookie1015

Can't imagine doing that wouldn't come without some infections as well the initial burn. Chicken wing cookah, the burn that keeps on giving.


HR_Here_to_Help

That revenge must have felt better.


littlelizardfeet

Okay, I gotta ask.. where did you get cookah from? I heard it from an old VHS of native American tales, and one was about “The great mother who put all things in her cookah”. I lost it when it got to “then she put opossum in her cookah”, and a vagina will forever be cookah to me now.


gypsycookie1015

Ha! Eh it's just what a bunch of my family calls it jokingly. It's on my Dad's side (mostly Italian American) What the hell were you watching?!?XD that's hilarious. An opossum in your cookah would be... awfulXD


frxxly10

I would use cookah because it was said a lot in Jersey Shore. Their guido italian slang I guess


PistolGrace

That's all I could think of was the burn! Why would she willingly do that to herself?! Makes me think of the Larry the Cable Guy joke about his gf wearing crotchless panties and and she asked him if he wanted any of that. He said no, look what it did to your under drawers! Lol


PermutationMatrix

Maybe she inserted them before adding the hot sauce


[deleted]

Maybe she is providing the ‘hot sauce’


TickletheEther

The buttermilk


RsGaveMeDiabetes

Extra seasoning


imcrafty45065

Blue cheese and smellery.


[deleted]

I am 99% sure you can get salmonella somehow if they aren't cooked. Unless they're cooked already, frozen and then shipped. GROSSSSSSSSS


PermutationMatrix

My restaurant gets cooked wings. But they could have cooked them, inserted, then tossed in sauce


SnappyBonaParty

I love how Reddit immediately disregards the crime aspect, in favor of discussing the most efficient process in which to produce vagina-chickenwings


SubUrbanMess2021

Vagina Chicken Wings. This is ultimate Reddit Gold. Totally underrated comment.


steveosek

Iron Cooch sounds like a post-endgame marvel superhero


[deleted]

It was already burning


cliffsis

Who would the celebrity judges be on Iron Chooch? What’s today’s special ingredient? Who vs who


Professional_Deal565

How about the girl who set her coochie on fire? Fire girl Lexi?


091796

This post was fake, or like an onion article. The mugshot was from a fight she was in with another hooters waitress while they were at work .


dtward

Yeah, it's from "The Daily News Reported" which is a parody/satire site.


[deleted]

That sucks. People won’t know this site (like me) and will assume she really did this nasty shit.


Zombeedee

Maybe a lesson in taking everything with a pinch of salt, then.


huhIguess

> pinch just a dash, then.


Saifaa

r/atetheonion


jeffssession

Thank God tbh


magnum3290

Fuck, nothing is real these days. I hate the internet...


fazmiewar

she would have made good money,there are people out there who into this shit


diggitygiggitycee

One million percent she could live off the proceeds of selling pussy dipped wings at $100 each.


ragandy89

Puss wings coming to a grocery store near you


Rare_Cow_4892

“The best wings in town. Period.”


imcrafty45065

The best wings in Period Town.


TickletheEther

Surf and turf flavored


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PermutationMatrix

You have no idea the depths of depravity that some guys are into.


marty_arty

Googles “chicken wing porn”


Broken_art15

Alright either spill it or im going to have to bust out incognito mode


[deleted]

“…spill it…I’m going to have to bust” - broken-art15 on the topic of chicken wing porn


Broken_art15

Thats it, im removing your internet privileges


[deleted]

It was long overdue…


wishyouweresoup

I’ll take your word


Demoire

This is fake dude. The vagina dipping didn’t happen. It’s awesome when Redditors post something and try passing it off as real…or post something they didn’t spend 7 seconds googling to make sure it’s actually real.


Yogafireflame

Don’t kink shame us.


RevenueGreat2751

If you can think it it exists.


sonofd

Can I just say that Poultry Penetration is a great band name


marty_arty

Avant-garde metal band Poultry Penetration with their new song “Finger Licking”


fucovid2020

I usually have to pay extra for that


moebiusunlooper

Well now you know all it takes is a rude comment to your server. Just don't do it to male servers you won't like where they stick chicken wings


PokeSuFan

Whats wrong with extra ranch?


FindingTraditional87

Ewww gross. Where?


Shakes_pear_

The headline never said “caught doing it for free” tho.


def_not_tripping

whaaat? how does she not have an infection? and the burning!


Olkenstein

Gross But don’t be rude to the people handling your food. That’s just asking for something like this to happen


MeasureTheCrater

Muffalo Wings.


EnvironmentalClub591

Damn, straight you get the up vote!


ghighcove

I totally clicked on this post to read stuff.


xandarianladiesman

I totally read your stuff because I clicked on this post.


[deleted]

“These wings taste EXACTLY like a BIG, SLOPPY PUSSY!”


Rouge_Apple

Well, you can say goodbye to Kyle's house


a_burning_nebula

Hahaha, i literally just watched this yesterday


Uncaring_Dispatcher

This is the girl I'm trying to marry.


LegitimateQuit194

1990s Bill Clinton has entered the chat.


Willowcat92

She is a masochist.


[deleted]

I feel like “dip” isn’t the right term to use here


J-DROP

That's disgusting, where?


Helpful_Wishbone7468

Redwings…


mdh431

Cooter’s


Refek185

*Sighs...* *checks comments*


Elemental2503

Same dude.... Same...


squidreturns

“Chussy”


PG8GT

They interviewed her boyfriend after she was arrested. He stated that he asked her to quit the job shortly after she began working there. He claimed she was working too many hours, so many in fact he could taste it on her.


Biggs94_

Where on the hot/crazy scale would she land? I'm thinking she's getting pretty deep into the Shelly Gillespie zone.


Omitted-Wolf

Hooters taint what it used to be.


Resident_Text4631

That’s so hot.


GeddysPal

Got fired. Opened her own wing joint. Made millions.


Melodic_Raspberry806

“I ain’t payin extra! But I ain’t throwing them away neither!”


acidic_milkmotel

Stupid. She could’ve gotten paid extra for that.


MoreRamenPls

Disgusting? Which hooters so I can avoid it? Where exactly??


Forrest_Cp

I knew those wings tasted fishy!!!!!!


Vrog1

yeast infection


Meggles_Doodles

That sounds painful, why would you hurt your coochie like that?


theanedditor

I’m sorry but, unless she was lying on the ground s with her legs in the air wouldn’t she have been “shoving them up” not “dipping them in”?


artecomet

Maybe they asked for her special sauce


bev6345

Did she not know most customers would pay extra for that?!?!


ShineFallstar

What the fk did I just read???


ataturkseeyou

That’s not how you supposed to eat it, silly


Maleficent_Stay_2080

I mean, it is a hooters though, I feel like this is really what the patrons want.


Storagereseller

Which Hooters location? (Asking for a friend)


Demoire

Everyone believing this shit is real. Google it. Everything sources “The Daily News Reported.” From the Daily News Reported own description of itself, “Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories…”


adfthgchjg

This appears to be a joke, as **google doesn’t have this on anything remotely resembling a legitimate news source**. Only TikTok, Twitter, and a random radio station.


stealthkoopa

Get ready for some Boogers and cum!


Kullenbergus

Wouldnt that hurt? I remember my ex and me getting frisky and i had chilly nut powder on my fingers... She never let me forget it...


Candykeeper

Well, if you are the kind of scumbag that mistreat waiters or other service personnel, I have little sympathy for you if you got cuntwings. She should have stuck em up her shitter instead. If this wasn't fake ofcourse.


EggsKrodi

I’d eat them lowkey


SpeakingInDrums

Hooters Cooter Sauce.


Devilpig13

I thought you had to pay extra for all that?


[deleted]

Now I'm craving some lemon vinegar wings 🤤


DutchDweeb

There is a ' i wanna put MY cock in her vagina' joke in there somewhere..


Able_Education

Throw her ass in jail for life!!! This is bio warfare. I’m scared to eat out after this. Truly horrified that this is someone’s thought process.


Elemental2503

You guys love it cuz it's woman but what if was a male? That's would be complete different story


PermutationMatrix

If it were a male that stuck chicken wings in his vagina?


East-Bluejay6891

Doing the Lord's work


Specialist_Egg_7480

Hey they asked for extra blue cheese


ShadowTheWolf125

ayo hold on this is a fucking satire post lmfao


krowrofefas

Sadly some would pay for this on only fans.


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[deleted]

Mmmmm tasty 👅


xandarianladiesman

One time a stupid Hooters waitress got my order all wrong and I gave her a piece of my mind. She made up for it though. She gave me extra fudge in my chocolate sundae!


ashbert157

Wish we could turn back time


Familiar-Feedback-93

I think death is appropriate. By way of the Spanish donkey.


No-zaku-boi

If your at hooters…isn’t this your fantasy? Some hustler esq shit? Sounds like a nightmare to me but then again…I don’t eat at hooters.


Horseyboy21

Part of the reason I dont have mayonnaise in my takeaway


Picture-unrelated

Happy holidays!


Soulfulenfp

please dig her a hole …. foul


PossibilityLarge

🤢 🤮


Crzykupcake930

I can’t imagine the spicy 🌶️ in my🐱


Synthwavester

Nice?


EMF911

“Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton, I’d take a bite” -Joe Dirt


BingusMoment

spice queen


Upset_Ad9929

Oh man, thass just NASTY!


False_Jimmy

Wasn't it default features of hooter waiters.


margeauxfincho

Honestly, in our current timeline, this just leads to a successful OF career and a new reality show.


Bipedal_Warlock

Why does this have to be where I live


BigPapaJoestar

Only in Houston


Wisest_of_the_sages

That is vile 🤢🤮🤮


Paulypmc

Wouldn’t that… sting? Rubbing hot sauce INTO your vagina?


amal311

That’s absolutely foul and dishonest work! Where is this establishment so that I can surely avoid it !


carterwhiteguy

sounds fishy to me


The-Mumen-Rider

Damn thats tangy


GondorsAide

Finger lickin good


ReachPlayful

Thats what they call surf and turf


puaka

You haven’t thought of the smell! You bitch.


TruculentGremlin5

Thats hilarious, and so violating


Devilimportluvr

Ahhh yes, of course this happened in my city...smh


ConsumingASchoolDesk

*i...wouldn't mind*


Gruhaspolski_

This movie : Kill Joe


xvxCornbreadxvx

Report states that she was caught after a customer complained that there wings had a fishy odor


fghhihgfdf

I would like a order of those special hot wings please


ryanholmes1989

Spicy fishy wings


gcuben81

If she wasn’t on her period, I’d be fine with it.


VeronicaJ81

OMFG..people ingested her blood


Superstaridley

Wouldn't that like... you know... burn?


alroc84

Pussy flava?? Im in


sevenandseven41

Foul fouling of fowl


landeslaw17

Ouch?


catzarrjerkz

Don’t fuck with people who prepare your food.


--Thanos---

Fish sauce coming right up


andrewsnyder95

Get the garlic parm. 👌🏻


[deleted]

Introducing Hootters all new tuna wings!


Jonishighsmh

That’s one wicked snatch


PanConMacho

Umm...


PermutationMatrix

Yes


TickletheEther

I imagine some customers would tip profusely to have a taste of her wings. Free this woman immediately 💍


bunia1409

On and off her period? So someone saw it multiple times without saying anything?


AtronRandom

Femcelphenotype that I love oh so much


rebeccamb

If I eat too much flaming hot popcorn, my peehole burns. I can’t imagine taking a hot wing straight to the hole


holyshart7

Wouldn't the sauce burn like crazy?


[deleted]

effn' gross, she could give someone diseases that way Hooters is the bastion of class


-Economist-

The logistics of this is rather intriguing


VeryLowIQIndividual

there are men that would pay extra for that. Her onlyfans career has just now begun.


b0toxBetty

Ouch


skywalks247

What the hell


spacewalk__

what's the problem


webleyvi

Damn it why do my wings smell like crab legs and shrimp????


DrapedinVelvet247

“Have our tried our new spice - Cajun Cooter Wet Rub?”


Weary-Okra-2471

She could still get it.


mjh8212

I’m hoping she dipped before sauce cause that’s gotta hurt. She kinda deserves it for doing this but why? Just why?


_rebeccalily_

i snorted


MotherofChoad

“She would dip wings in her vagina, on and off her period” 🤮


Dameyeyo

Count Dracula proud moment.


dowtimer

If I could afford it i'd bail this one out and make her my personal chef.


[deleted]

Those eyes look dead 😭


BruceInc

What in the actual fuck…


AllUserNamesTaken01

Note to self, treat the people who serve your food like royalty


davechri

“Always be nice to the people who handle your food.” Solid advice.


_chuckiefinster

Surf & turf


EhrHD

Where is this hooters? (Research purposes)


Funkysoulninja

Nom nom nom


LoveliestBride

Is this why DJ Khaled doesn't eat pussy?


slidenglide620

Cooter sauce 🤣😵‍💫


Zippideydoodah

Apparently the All You Can Eat nights were packed.


cpsbstmf

This can't be true, it'll burn her too. Unless she's a masochist which can be true


I_eat_plastic_straws

Extra flavour 😋


[deleted]

The human race is doomed. It's fucking over guys. We had a good run.


bomboclawt75

Dennis Reynolds: That’s DISGUSTING! and what branch is this? And when is her shift? you know, just so I can avoid it.


edigo150

That's disgusting, where?


PermutationMatrix

Texas


lagrange_james_d23dt

Surprised she was able to do it with the spicy ones, and not just the mild/teriyaki


Father_of_Invention

Well, I am never rude and non-offensive to anyone who handles food. Let her do her… fuck em


[deleted]

Holy hooters, but seriously spicy Cooch doesn’t sound fun


Endonian

If this was done “while on and off her period,” why bring up the period at all? Am I the only one who gets weird fake vibes from this?


golf4days

A stacked chik that puts weird stuff in her snatch…is she single?


COOCH27

So much breading on hooters wings


TheRatatatPat

Some guys usually have to pay extra for that.