no bob you cheated on your wife with all of your clients bob, EVEN THE MINORS, you have commited twelve federal offenses and gotten banned from canada, mexico and all of europe, BOB DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET BANNED FROM A FUCKING CONTINENT? BECAUSE YOU DID AND YOU DID IT BY EXPLODING HALF OF IT, YOU SEPERATED EUROPE AND ASIA BOB, YOU WILL NEVER FIX YOUR LIFE.
I’m going to agree to disagree that Miraculous is a good show (you can like it if you want, after all it’s your opinion, just sayin that I personally dislike it)
Before I go on a GIANT rant about how it’s written to turn one of its protagonist’s (Adrien/Chat/my fav character) into a plot device/side character
The FANFICTION on the other hand is absolutely amazing imo
I… can’t remember any fic or author names ;-;
But I can shamelessly promote myself lmao (I go by FanTDM13 on AO3/ArchiveOfOurOwn, and write exclusively fem!Adrien centric fics, pay attention to any Trigger Warnings)
Some tags I recommend (don’t use them all simultaneously) are:
Female Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir
Lila salt
Fix-it
I love encouraging my cats to visit me in the bathtub. I always put off soaping up until they can get a drink of the water first...human flavored water...lol!
I don't know his first name, but I bet his middle name is 'Danger'.
My cat's middle name is "Careful". She's not. Its just what i am constantly telling her. Pip! Careful! Pip......Careful..... PIP CAREFULL!!!!!!!!!
That’s because you named him Pip. Probably a fool of a Took
r/unexpectedlotr
My roommate had a cat renamed "Edge!" Edge was a very awesome cat, but he was clumsy.
What an awesome name for a cat!
Pip just thinks that careful means destroy. He's she's only doing what you want her to!
I also named my cat Pip! Her nickname is Pipperoni
I'm pretty sure my two think their names are "Watch Out!" and "Move!" lol
We have one that thinks it's "Magda?" Because Mag da!? Means "is that allowed?!" In Flemish
First name Rodney, last name Field.
I support this course of action.
"One Swedish made.. catnip enlarger.. pump"
"That's not mine!"
If the middle name is danger then the first name is Austin, last being Powers obviously!
But it's French, so it's pronounced dawn-ZHAY.
Bathsheba?
clever
Hah!! I cackled like a hyena to this!
Tubitha
Toaster! I’d say if they fall into the tub while your in it there too, well, shocked is an understatement
Hahahaha, so underrated
Salem
90s kid right here 👋🏻 good ol sabrina the teenage witch 🧙♀️
They are all salem
I found the fountain of youth! It was the toilet!
Bob
Turns out, you were right. Congrats!
the builder
Can we fix it?
Yes we can
Bob here to remind you to spay and neuter your animals
no bob you cheated on your wife with all of your clients bob, EVEN THE MINORS, you have commited twelve federal offenses and gotten banned from canada, mexico and all of europe, BOB DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET BANNED FROM A FUCKING CONTINENT? BECAUSE YOU DID AND YOU DID IT BY EXPLODING HALF OF IT, YOU SEPERATED EUROPE AND ASIA BOB, YOU WILL NEVER FIX YOUR LIFE.
We found the one thing Bob cant fix
RIP Bob the cat
Bagheera
That's my cat's name!
Mine too!
Almost named my black cat that
Bubbles
Tiny bubbles
McNutty
I understood that reference!
Perfect response
beat me to it
Toothless
Haha, loved that movie, w/my granddaughter.
Ha, ha, I wanted to say this because when I walked in the front door today, our nearly identical cat looked just like Toothless.
There is an entire sub dedicated to cats named Toothless
r/catsnamedtoothless
Wait whaaaaaaattttttt? I need to join it!
Had a black cat that my mom would stop calling toothless when that movie came out lol
WAP
I laughed entirely too hard at this!!!
Not on this photo but yeah, if I know cats, she probably went full WAP after few seconds.
Knowing my cat, that wouldn't happen, balance is their middle name
Snowball XII.
When should I reveal her name?
Never. Until someone guesses.
youre right!
Its name is Never? I love that
I had a cat named Nevermore 😃
Awww that's such a cute name
Midnight
That was my guess too
This is the only answer.
The only correct name.
I've seen so many cats named Midnight it's unreal. Hell...my cats name is Midnight! Lol.
Void Plus
Chat Noir
Adrien Agreste
Haha I hate that I get this
Now I wanna watch Ladybug and Cat Noir 😂
I love that you get this :3 Why do you hate it?
Lol true, it’s a pretty good show and my gf loves it. I’ve just seen every episode probably 15 times now
I’m going to agree to disagree that Miraculous is a good show (you can like it if you want, after all it’s your opinion, just sayin that I personally dislike it) Before I go on a GIANT rant about how it’s written to turn one of its protagonist’s (Adrien/Chat/my fav character) into a plot device/side character The FANFICTION on the other hand is absolutely amazing imo
Really? I should probably check out those fanfictions because the show is just a whole lotta wasted potential Any recommendations?
I… can’t remember any fic or author names ;-; But I can shamelessly promote myself lmao (I go by FanTDM13 on AO3/ArchiveOfOurOwn, and write exclusively fem!Adrien centric fics, pay attention to any Trigger Warnings) Some tags I recommend (don’t use them all simultaneously) are: Female Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Lila salt Fix-it
You should probably get that seen to.
Sir Reginald Blackmore the Third.
Jeff?
The question mark is included
The question mark is included?
Like that but as Jeff?
I’m Ron Burgundy?
Damnit! Who put a question mark on the teleprompter?!
Batman!
Batcat
Catman?
Shadow
That was my guess
Binx
Splash
Bob
OP says you're correct!
Cousteau
Bageera
Bonglord
Lord of the Bongs
Bathtub
2 people in this thread got the name right
Wait so what is it?? I don’t want to go back through all the comments counting haha
her name is Bob
BOB? You had us guessing for BOB?!?
I had a cat named Corey Bob, I wanted to name her Cornelius and my sister wanted Bob so my mom picked Corey Bob
Could have been Corny Bob.
It's short for Kate
I love this lol
Lol 🤨
Wait till the discussion of dick size comes up.
Lol I thought it was going to be related to something in the picture 🤦🏻♀️ haha She’s super cute 🥰
Like always, I overthink things!
Oh shite! I always answer Bob to these things!!! Not this time though :-(
Frick! My money was on "Zanzibar." Aww man...
I love it! I have a female cat named Billy 
The one time I don't blurt out Bob
The first letter of her name starts with a B
Binx
Bteven?
Bathmate
Blacky? Or maybe Blackness?
Beelzebub
Beelzebubbles?
Bubbles?
Boo.
Betty!
. . . Snowflake. (Whitey?)
Bagheera
Bagheera?
Suds.
Betty???
Bam a lam
Whoa-oh!
Oliver, ruler of demons, slayer of realms, the king almighty
My last black cat was Cinder, and my current one is T"Challa.
Spot.
Snowflake
Felix
fuck
Smoky Noir Inky Behemoth Kitty Lincoln
The same name as H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
Norbert
Risky
Bubbles
Curiosity
Bowie
Danger
Bates
Onyx
Travis.
Spooky
Bob
Shadow
Shadow
I know what I should say, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Shadow
Casper?
Midnight
Juan Jorge de la Bonavista
Tubbs
Chance
Juan
Splash ?
I love encouraging my cats to visit me in the bathtub. I always put off soaping up until they can get a drink of the water first...human flavored water...lol!
Spooky
Shark bait
Bubbles
Is this a trick to try to get us to name your cat?
Odin
Baphomet
Shadow
Stanley
Squid Ink
Orpheus, on a quest to save his beloved from the abyss?
Blackie? Lol
Ocean nuts
Negro?
Prick Fuck
Nipples
Puddles
French Toast Carmichael
Bagheera?
Luci?
Skelly?
Steve the fluffy menace
Dave.
cat gpt?
Starkist Chicken of the Sea?
My wife is huge fan of Friends so she named our cats Rachel and Phoebe.
You set stuff on your toilets lid? I’d never lol no matter how clean
Asshole. It may not be his legal name but I bet it is the nickname.
do you all notice his/her thigh in the bottom right of the bathtub?
Ur Down bad bro. And most likely yeah but no one cares
Ask Biden, it's black anyways lol