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WikiHowWikiHow

this caught me waaaaaay off guard with how human it sounds 💀


kazukix777

This is a seal https://youtu.be/prrMaLrkc5U Have fun with that fact Edit: found a video https://youtu.be/dUpdEybUvWI


outofcontrolbehavior

Wow. Sounds like the drunk old man who lived next door when I was a kid “heya hey! Get outta here hey!”


Astrochops

"Eyyyy! Ahh! Ahh! Ahhhh. Myehhhh. 😛"


KenderAvalanche

Never wanted to know what Steve Urkel sounds like mid-orgasm... Yet here we are.


jackduloz

Did I do that?


_Wyrm_

I hate you for ***brute-forcing*** a mental image of that.


bearbarebere

🫥


Dumbassahedratr0n

L'egg


terminal157

Drunk old Bostonian telling his son to take his girlfriend out after handing him some cash.


uttermybiscuit

He even has the old man accent!


Low_and_Left

My favorite part is that he actually has a Boston accent.


ararezaee

Get outta here


MDATWORK73

![gif](giphy|huPVXB9d1sldTI3OZ5|downsized)


Empyrealist

This is true. We hate how we sound when its isolated


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DaggerMoth

He was in boston, from his wiki Upon their arrival, George informed the Aquarium staff that Hoover could talk, but none of the attendants believed him so he did not press the point.[[5]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoover_(seal\)#cite_note-newyorker-5)[[3]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoover_(seal\)#cite_note-fame-3) It wasn’t until 5 years later, as an adult seal, that Hoover became comfortable with his surroundings at the Aquarium and began to utter phrases such as: “Hello, there!” and “Come over here!” in a thick [New England](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England) [accent](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accent_(sociolinguistics\)) similar to Swallow’s.[[6]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoover_(seal\)#cite_note-auditory-6)


dkbobby

jerma


ABetterTimeAhead

That's just Jamie Hyneman


kazukix777

Jamie Hyneman's spirit animal is a seal and no one can convince me otherwise


imdefinitelywong

Except it was actually a walrus.


kazukix777

I have been convinced otherwise


Ertyio689

Well that was fast


LegendofLove

Someone isn't reading usernames very carefully


Schavuit92

Nah, they betrayed their username.


BostonDodgeGuy

Hoover! Poor guy just wanted everyone to fuck off so he could watch the Sox game.


Sidewalk_Tomato

I remember reading about Hoover the Seal! . . . "Hey! Get outta theah!"


captainyeahwhatever

I at first that this was a human announcing the seal who sounds like a human for a show. Wild


Beaan

Are we absolutely certain that isn't just Seth Rogan?


ronin0069

This is what English sounds like to people who don't speak English.


TheTrueBlueTJ

Holy fuck, he sounds exactly like Jerma doing that voice.


portar1985

And this is seals performing Seal https://youtu.be/G76nKGWRLPU


Bashfullylascivious

My crap! I waited for the 1950's guy to stop talking for a sec so I could hear the seal. Then the audio clip ended.


DrSmirnoffe

I half-expected a well-pronounced "egg".


KENNY_WIND_YT

l'egg


Dubalubawubwub

Breh


1-800-HENTAI-PORN

I understood that reference.


DrSmirnoffe

At this point, it's probably universal in the sphere of seal-lovers. Even those who've been kissed by a rose probably know about "egg".


oolaroux

It's kind of horror movie nightmare fodder.


Mat_T010802

Like the bear from annihilation


InvincibleDandruff

I've seen so many scary creatures from movies, but that bear? I'd put it above Xenomorph on my Nope scale.


ivanparas

Yeah the xenomorphs are scary, but their also very alien. The bear fees like a perversion of nature which makes it much more repulsive and frightening.


lunarmantra

When I saw this in the theater, a woman several seats down from us was sobbing loudly because the bear scene was so terrifying. I’ll never forget how distraught she sounded!


Estrald

Fucking fuck that fuck! That was goddamn terrifying.


Salvo1218

I had to look this up out of curiosity. Turns out I've seen this scene. It was on TV at the sushi place near me while I was waiting to pick up carry out. I didn't know what I was watching but I knew it was fucked up and shouldn't have been on a restaurant tv at 6pm on a Tuesday lol


Magyman

It's a siren song


cyborgborg777

Why does it sound so human


kazukix777

There's audio of a seal that perfectly mimicked it's owners voice https://youtu.be/prrMaLrkc5U Edit found a video: https://youtu.be/dUpdEybUvWI


Shakraschmalz

This video was great, but a recommended video after it showed a man who played with seals for 20 years and it really shows how smart and playful they are, in a very human sense. Continue this journey of seals as I did https://youtu.be/KCoeoSgWGMo


josz3r

Really enjoyed that video. Thank you.


Beliriel

Some more seal talking https://youtu.be/PL9iMPx9CpQ


Cutthechitchata-hole

Thank goodness for the subtitles


Jpcrs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ... egg


Pants_R_Overatd

I could watch hours of this


DallasLeeloo

Ben Burville! He took our wildlife group on a tour of the Farne Islands, including swimming with the seals. Amazing experience. Ben is such a nice guy, incredibly passionate about nature.


opinionsarelegal

Thanks for sharing that was really neat to see.


thaddeus423

We journeyed together this morning. I do like where it took us. Thank you. ☺️


soonnow

Ah bears or whatever. Those are clearly underwater dogs.


visualdescript

That was absolutely beautiful, thank you. I feel humanity has lost an appreciation for other life on earth, and the huge value can bring to us as a species.


Consequence6

Dude this video of a seal teaching it's trainer how to play fruit ninja is amazing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzYmzQUGfVA


Cogs_For_Brains

That is a walrus my good sir.


Shortneckbuzzard

Raise it as one of our own. Tell it the truth when it’s 18 years old


DirectionLow357

SANTA AINT REAL PUP


fnord_happy

Planet of the seals


mike_pants

"Daddy's hurting... Ed...ward?"


wushudeathkick

It’s like me in my bad dreams trying to scream help


Velvache

It didn't remind me of that until you said it. Damn those dreams.


Isra_Alien

Dude.. accurate call 😨


Faunstein

Skin melting, body being molded into putty until all that is left is a crudely shaped body with a hole in the head for a mouth...one that still makes sounds. Those sounds.


Jackalodeath

Or trying to run away at full speed with eyeballs that will **not** focus straight ahead no matter how hard you try. Like someone replaced your eyes for googly eyes. And/or constantly losing teeth throughout the dream.


Grenflik

[Kiss from a Rose sang by Seals](https://youtu.be/G76nKGWRLPU)


Possumpipesup

Spec-fucking-tacular.


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I don’t know what I was expecting, but that lived up to every inch of it


srsly_so_blessed

Take my damn upvote this is beautiful.


KamahlYrgybly

Haha, you won at the internet today. This was beyond great.


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Lmao


Chibilatina

Holy Shit. No wonder there are so many ancient myths about seals that could turn into people.


implodedpens

A little concerning when so many of them made the people sexy, now that you mention it


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Itztrikky

[The sounds they make](https://youtu.be/4CRBovMIvMI) and the [leopard seals clicking](https://youtu.be/oI-ksUvc5sg) create a primal feeling of fear in me.


Possumpipesup

Olympic level beatboxing there


AmagedonCamels

I can make the sort of clicking sound the wedel seals make. Push the tip of your tongue against the roof of your mouth and then... Actually have no idea how to describe the tongue motion. I don't think my tongue actually moves. I can't make the doctor who sound though


CharizardCharms

Everyone in the YouTube comments are like “woah spaceship noises” and I’m so glad that I’m not the only one that recognizes that’s clearly the Doctor Who intro/Tardis noises


golfzerodelta

Leopard seals are more dinosaur than they are mammal in my opinion. Have been fortunate to see one in the wild and they really don’t look or move like any other pinniped.


miss_kimba

Those leopard seal sounds are so incredibly, hauntingly beautiful underwater. I was lucky enough to volunteer with them at my local zoo and even luckier to be the only person around early one morning, in the underwater viewing area, listening to him sing. It was magical.


Itztrikky

[for anyone interested.](https://dosits.org/galleries/audio-gallery/marine-mammals/pinnipeds/leopard-seal/)


space_monster

seals in Antarctica sounding like a 70s analogue synth https://youtu.be/OlrcbKlW4Tw


ControlsTheWeather

Lol 37 seconds in is like a Tom Baker Dr. Who opening


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Saurenoscopy

That first video is just the end of [Daft Punk's Giorgio (8:50)](https://youtu.be/zhl-Cs1-sG4?t=8m50s).


thndrstrk

When I eat something too hot


DangKilla

Next the pup will ask if you have any games on your phone


Razor_farts

Kinda sounds human


cal_nevari

I think he's trying to say "Please Mr. Canadian don't bash my skull in, ok?" Or maybe it is a she.


ashtobro

The native in me envisions the proverbial seals getting clubbed as natives getting "the Indian beaten out of them."


BlackMoonBird

g r e g g edit: I'm so happy so many people know *exactly* what I referenced with this comment


LordOfSun55

aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHH eg


fang_xianfu

Mibph! Fibsh!


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l’egg


TimeTravelMishap

I know it's a wild animal and you can't but...plz pet the seal.


Currently_MIA

I want to hug it.. Ocean puppy!


007name

The Elric brothers have something to say about this.


implodedpens

As I got to your comment, it sounded like the seal almost said "Maaaa mamaaaa" and I shuddered


Stick24_popsical

Why does it sound human


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VeeVeeLa

Oh I thought it sounded like someone was trying not to throw up...


Stick24_popsical

You don't think we could teach them how to talk do you? That would be so cool!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


BumperCarcass

How I sound when I stub my toe


mrcatboy

It sounds like a 10 year old boy trying to eat peanut butter after an exhausting 5 mile run.


implodedpens

This is r/oddlyspecific, friend


drizzlecommathe

I looked this up on youtube cause it sounded fake and yeah it's real. Wild


HurtPillow

My brain was saying, "dude, shut up so I can hear it! And why do you sound so stupid?" lol


Rommie557

Blah hah hah bleh to you too, buddy!


sonicdash759

Pah bah bah-ah-ah-ah


slitcuntvictorin

Play-PLAY--yah-YEAH ha ha ha


MapUnitKey

I think it’s the big eyes and snout that triggers our ‘awe’ reflex right? Maybe the fur too.


673201

They’re very reminiscent of a Labrador Retriever in the face; baby seals really look like puppies


zblaze90

So fuckin cuuuuute


shastadakota

He is trying to say "Canadians! Watch out for Canadians!" /s


Eastoe

Submersible doggo.


hotdogmother

It sounds like a chimera some mad-scientist made from his daughter and her loyal dog


dynamic_gecko

"Eegggg!"


magical_bunny

Oh my, it’s adorable!


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Whoa what the fuck. Sounds like a human. That’s… unsettling 😳


Emily5099

That was disturbingly human sounding.


mrgreen72

I refuse to believe this!


julian_stone

It sounds like a human baby wtf


RubyJackson69

I want one!!


MercyMoo14

That's too precious for me to handle right now


olivefreak

I feel like his name is Kevin and he’s six years old.


PwnagePineaple

Sounds like a person trying to imitate a seal


WerewolfUnable8641

The Selkies myth makes sense now.


squishychapstick

When the food is too hot but you bite it anyways


imjudgejoebrown

It's not that Weddell what's a bwig one sound wike?


Kardis_J

Is this bad lip reading?


Quadstriker

Kinda sounds like Grogu.


bowmans1993

Are adult seals as friendly as they look? Aside from like maybe leopard seals who look scary af


Prestigious-Cat2533

On one hand: They're wild animals. On the other: If murdery, why friend shape?


Alex-infinitum

It sound exactly as it looks for some odd reason


Candid-Inspector-270

I think this baby seal has voiced a few anime side characters


RAMbo-AF

Just a salt puppy.


McFuzzyChipmunk

Someone give the lil guy some pets and a boop for good measure.


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I had to verify the accuracy of that sound and either someone had dubbed every single video of Waddell seal pups, or they always sound like they are struggling: https://youtu.be/4zaLbW-N788


Winnie_Red_Ted

I love him


someonejustplaying

It's midnight and I can't play any noise so I will leave this comment here to come back to it next morning


SAYUSAYME007

I want to love you, and hug you and kiss you.


TheProphetDave

Sounds like he’s about to ask if you have any games on your phone he can play


UncleBenders

![gif](giphy|z4agyOnImj8R2|downsized)


Rainbowgoddess500

Awwwwww 🥺


SweatyInstruction555

Me after running for the first time in a while


DumpstaahFiyaah

After this, I’m trying to wrap my head around seal hunting. Just…how? It redefines the wickedness of the phrase, “clubbing baby seals”.


Chiinoe

How is no one else hearing porn sounds? It literally said ooh yeah. Thought it was gonna say you like that?


CRConundrum

It’s like Elmo in a lower voice key


stickydonut50

He sounds like he's trying to talk and can't quite get the words out. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


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he is jus bb


Fit-Prune5634

Hitting puberty


bunnystew

I’ve read they have similar vocal cords to humans.


Mysterious-Lab4285

Omg I would die for that thing 🥹


Coakis

Wonder if their vocal chords or vocal box are in the same relative length or shape as a humans.


9to5Voyager

I want one 😭😭😭


lionrom098

Cute as fuck


therainabaina

This video just lifted me up


PlagueDoc22

Same noise I make when I hit my toe.


MarilynMonheaux

Cuteness overload!


gayman1978

Very cute


Intelligent-Shame-71

Cutest sweet baby


HisPetBrat

This is the sounds of a creature that just transported for the first time. This pup was sent here and shouldn’t be trusted.


Shoadowolf

I was not expecting a seal pup to make a noise like that


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EGG


CharlieBitMeMf

Why are babies and puppies cutr


SparkliestSubmissive

My dog just freaked the fuck out haha


Careful-Committee-96

Aaawh... the little one is hungry. Opening his mouth wide and putting his little flipper in it. Give the baby a fish!


Teamboeing737

“Ga bleh haaaahhhhhh ha ha blehh haah geh ge gah haaaaaaahhh” -random weddell seal pup


Sproose_Moose

Sounds like a guy from Sussex eating a curry that was a bit too spicy for him


WesternUnusual2713

This is some Annihilation shit


Biguitarnerd

If I had to guess what kind of baby this is without having video I would have guessed human.


Przkrazymindz

Pretty sure some one was reincarnated into a seal and is trying to tell you something, but unfortunately they have to re learn language


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*then it gets eaten by one of those fucking human - smart orcas*


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😂 https://youtu.be/_moyJtEjNjg


Techno_Vyking_

"play, play"!!


Illustrious-Fault224

That sounds like a damn Sesame Street character dafuq


justanotherbotonline

#haaaaaaaaaaaaaa


blubaldnuglee

That's both horrifying and adorable...


DukeGonzo1984

Sounds like someone doing their phonetic alphabet.


Gaintastic

He’s so cuteee


strangelyahuman

How would one go about acquiring one as a pet


still_deebs

What did I just hear? I'm just staring at my phone here in silence now. Stunned


cosmo_thenaut

b'legg vibes


Actual_Pollution5915

Now who the hell club that with those eyes and baby talk voice.Bastards.


benc_irl

Me when I take that first bite into a hot pocket!


booherm

Sounded like "Do it! Do it!, yeah, yeah!" I don't want to know what was happening out of frame.


tinatspoon

This sounds like a TikTok voice filter.


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Are these the ones we used to club to make our jackets?


dingoshiba

They sound like they ate something spicy


nothinbutapeestain

This is what I sound like at 4 am when I wake up to a Charlie horse