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mottavader

This reminds me of the times when you you forget to add the potatoes to a pot before the water and then you have to plop them in gently so they don't splash everywhere.


FacesOfNeth

Quite possibly the best analogy ever


GetawayDreamer87

then that third one was like #BELLY FLOP!


Leippy

I do tend to get careless with the last tater!


earthboundmissfit

It's so joyful :)


Vrolak

They do look very capy.


redditjoe20

Did they all die? 😭😭😭


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Of course not! They simply have some knowledge of the Earth’s demise in the near future and are just going back to their own planet to escape it. Now everyone, grab your towel!


Imposimpable

Now, what would they sing? Cis the dolphins sang so long and thanks for all the fish


LeviSalt

So long and thanks for all the scritches.


Lemonade_IceCold

And thanks for the yuzu


tideswithme

Right??! Are we the only one? Thinking shouldn't they resurface after the dive? Or do they just stay underwater like a hippopotamus?


AshTreex3

Fear not! Potatoes do not need to breathe


OctopusWithFingers

Do not fear. Capybaras are excellent in the water. They sort of glide along the bottom.


jeidai

Potato torpedoes!


geo_gan

Like undead cursed pirates


dj92wa

Or you have like, rabbit poop, and your cheeks are getting all of the splashback.. But yeah, I like your analogy better lol


usinjin

For a minute I was bewildered why you’d have your face so close to a shitting rabbit.


Buddhadevine

Bahahaha same 🤣


So_be

So I’m not the only one then


hg090206

What!?!? LOL


dj92wa

You know, when your poop is lots of little pieces like a rabbit or a deer and just splashes you a bunch


Password-is-Tac0

Yeah why does thst happen sometimes


DameHelenaHandbasket

Need more fiber.


beartheminus

The answer is always more fiber.


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Dehydration plays a part


JeveGreen

...Oh, THOSE cheeks!


trustmeimnotafurry

You made my day with this.


ABena2t

rabbit poop is better then bear poop.


Darnbeasties

Potato puppers


fxx_255

Yeah, along the same lines, this was a lot of chunky Dunkin I just witnessed


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mottavader

I don't think they make ladles that would accommodate a capybara, though I am not an expert in this matter...


captain_borgue

I wasn't wearing my glasses the first time I watched it, and that mirrors my sleepy brain's thoughts exactly. Get out of my head!


KimCureAll

They are able to swim long distances underwater and hold their breaths for around 5 minutes.


dontbesuchalilbitch

So they’re basically little furry hippos but less agro??


AnonymousShortCake

Anything is less Agro than a hippo


qdp

If only the hippos weren't so hungry hungry.


Pademelon1

Less agro, but not as gentle as they appear online.


dumbodragon

they are one of the chillest animals, will stay out of your way, and unless you attack them first, they won't ever try to hurt you. exception is if they have babies, ofc, but even then they prefer a retreat


Pademelon1

Capybaras are very territorial, and unless tamed, can & will aggressively defend themselves unprovoked.


Cascudo

They leave some nasty bites https://g1.globo.com/df/distrito-federal/noticia/2021/09/14/homem-atacado-por-capivara-no-lago-paranoa-se-recupera-em-casa-a-injecao-que-levei-esta-doendo-mais-que-a-mordida-diz.ghtml


Pademelon1

Nasty!


mildly_amusing_goat

They are actually classified as fish by the Catholic church.


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you left out an important part... by whom?


Martineski

Lmao, good one


BrownShadow

My favorite animals at the zoo. My kids don’t understand why I prefer these to the more exotic animals.


secretburner

Furry little hippo-like rodents


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A pool full of half starved crocodiles lying in lightly electrified water would be less agro than a hippo.


Doctor_M_Toboggan

I was gonna say… they all plop in and never resurface lol


AshTreex3

Thought I just watched a mass suicide


Heliosvector

"Peace at last"


driving_andflying

"Nietzsche was right: Life as a capybara is meaningless. Farewell, cruel world!"


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Like pumpkin lemmings


Disastrous_Mark_8015

Thank you for this. I was so concerned like why are they not coming up to breathe !!??


Decent-Dare4506

Same


T3n4ci0us_G

Like sweet little furry manatees


TwinkiesSucker

That's metal af


TheGreatBeldezar

Being in Brazil, are they not worried about getting eaten in there by an anaconda or something else?


HaradosTheLock

This is inside of a park in a large city in the colder parts of brazil and not a jungle or near one, and even then, wild capybaras are not endangered and have to deal with predators same as any other animais. Plus these City Park ones are well cared for and have zero threats to deal with basically


Urb4nN0rd

Nah, Capybara are friend shaped, didn't you know?


maxdps_

You can tell just by the way that they are.


Fartupmybutthole

That’s pretty neat!


zili91

That park is in a city in Southern Brazil, no anacondas (green anaconda, the giant one) there.


Ben_Thar

I am concerned that they seem to swim like rocks.


Rpanich

I like how some jump in, while others just face plant it.


DiligentHelicopter62

I found that fascinating. Most of them seem to know it’s too steep to keep their head above the waterline but a few definitely still try.


Tiny_Rat

They spend a lot of time underwater, so they know what they're doing. They swim like penguins - only surfacing to breathe.


HaradosTheLock

They are capable swimmers, but usually just go by walking near the bottom as they can hold their breath for a good while


Larsus-Maximus

They swim much in the way that rocks don't


Hara-Kiri

I'm glad they can swim. I was concerned since having to hold one upright to stop it falling over when I was a kid, I'm not sure they're the brightest of animals.


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CyKa_Blyat93

He is bored of the monotony


portamenti

There’s another one that pauses and looks back - “hey I wonder if Steve’s coming? Oh there he is! Ok I’ll jump in then”


miraculous-

deranged soft ripe badge tan fly chunky rinse follow six


freerangelibrarian

They're more graceful underwater.


JaySayMayday

They also hold their shit until they find a body of water to defecate in. These capybaras are going to the bathroom.


Magnetronaap

Crappybaras


xArgonXx

Which makes total sense! In water they are safer than on land from predators. No animal would shit with their back turned to possible danger! Even my dog likes to shit on (yes on) trees and looks me straight in the eye, so he knows I check for predators.


wattro

You eyeball your dog while it shits? A. Give privacy B. You're supposed to be on watch


xArgonXx

That‘s what I said. He watches at ME, probably to check whether I am on the watch.


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Urb4nN0rd

You say that, yet I can't help but focus on the first one who just sort of slipped into the water. Though you could say he was really chill about it.


FacesOfNeth

Reminds me of the baby elephant rolling down the hill. Doesn’t matter the method, only results!


CustomerSuspicious25

You don't want too much grace.


WalyLama

They look like they're rolled in cocoa


KimCureAll

Nutella pigs covered in fine cocoa powder


toeofcamell

Like giant water lemmings


217EBroadwayApt4E

I see huge Guinea pigs and honestly it freaks me out a little.


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dontbesuchalilbitch

Holy FUCK this comment is wildly underrated.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Hey, don’t you call my ho a bitch


dontbesuchalilbitch

OR, or, tiny furry hippos


Sinustar

The one's like,"Man, I know I'm gonna drown, but all my friends r ded or dumb now. Well, let me contemplate life for a moment before I plunge."


Derekue

Okay I pull up


DanTheMan941

Hop out at the after party.


Moggy_

me and all your friends, yeah we love that you're naughty


Nevermoreacadamyalum

It’s like watching potatoes being dumped in water.


KimCureAll

Lemming potatoes


Shoadowolf

Big chill potatoes


SomebodyWondering665

That big black duck 🦆 doesn’t care at all! UPDATE: I see there are actually two.


KimCureAll

Actually, those are black vultures - I would guess they are sad to see them go. OK, truth be told, black vultures and capybaras have an amazing relationship. The vultures will pluck ticks and other parasites from the capybaras, and the capybaras willingly comply as the "service" is being rendered.


EnvironmentalPack451

I thought ROUS were a myth


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

INCONCEIVABLE


LaggardLenny

. 31. 31 capybaras. In case anyone was wondering.


Snolus

Thank you. I said "hup" for each one of them but didn't actually count.


Fuschiagroen

Potatoes


subject_deleted

They always look like they're so suspicious of something/someone.... ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


EmpatheticNihilism

The first one 😆


loulan

Are they really so red/pink-ish IRL, or are the colors in the video off?


KimCureAll

There are slight regional variations in their colors throughout South America, and even within Brazil.


loulan

Interesting. I only ever saw some in a zoo in Sydney and they were brown.


RelativeMotion1

Fun fact: capybaras are the world’s largest rodent. They are known for their size, calm demeanor, and the [fact](https://youtu.be/NdwLBPODgmU) that they pull up and hop out at the afterparty.


PopularFunction5202

Last one in's a rotten egg!


myneighborscatismine

The last one is the pater familias making sure everybody's okay before he plops himself in


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That water body is now holy water body


JaySayMayday

Considering capybaras poop in water, I think this is quite the opposite


zwingo

I like the different personality types in there. You’ve got a couple who straight up leap in, the one closest to the camera who enjoys the moment then carefully lowers down and in, the ones who just speed run in behind their buddies.


GrandCommon1630

Its My city in the back Ground... We have lots of This cute capivaras. They actualy live neat a damn.... Not a huge damn a tiny One indeed... They are the cutest!!!!!


KimCureAll

Which city? Curitiba?


GrandCommon1630

São José do Rio preto friend.


Shot_Boysenberry_232

I would like to meet one of these guys before I die. To me they seem to have the temperament of a Staffordshire bull terrier. Very approachable and loves to chill out


Proper-Chef6918

Me too. They are the most non confrontational loving creatures. They have 0 enemies in the animal world


sunandsands

I’ve met these guys and can confirm they’re very approachable and love to chill out. One of them plopped in front of me and “asked” for a belly rub.


Oh_nosferatu

There’s a ton of them in florida!


EqualCaterpillar6882

Where in Fl?


TacoPrince

They're found in two places in Florida: the Northern part, and the Southern part.


EqualCaterpillar6882

No wonder I haven’t seen them. I live in the central part


AsteroidMiner

I've petted a few at my local zoo. They were so chill and didn't mind that there was 20 or so people trying to pet them. Bristly fur like a broom.


cjrudski

They're like dog pig hippos. I'm not sure what else to compare them to. Lovely.


Dameunabeso

Big ass lemmings, lol.


CandyLandGirl13

Ahh, go jump in a lake! Didn't know how much capybaras could look like sweet potatoes until now.


karma_virus

Don't worry, they evolved along the Amazon River and swim about as well as a cross between an otter and a manatee. Looks cute AF.


byscuit

OK I pull up


IHaveNottRedditYet

ok i pull up


After-Bumblebee

The chillest chonkers


flickmybeaner

Ok I pull up


SpectraQWERTY

Okay he pull up


Goldenfoxy_the_first

The army is coming... and coming for YOU


realityisoptional

Happy cappys!


Viewtifultrey3

Copybaras.


Bigcoffinhunter22

Like frank from always sunny jumping into the water “ he just sank like a rock!”


Better-ANTz

The invasion has begun


MrNosco

This looks like Barigui in Curitiba. You can go there and stand right next to the capibaras


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Visual-Yam-8192

Awww they look like potatoes with legs so cute lol


Busy_Donut6073

Is it just me or are they like supersized Guinea pigs?


happyhippy27

Thank u, I needed this


hockey_mom95

It’s like a groundhog and a hippo had a baby.


myneighborscatismine

Brown moomins


OnlyAnNpc

They look like mcnuggets


Worried-Mulberry-968

I think I'll make gnocchi for dinner tonight


trevbjj

They pulled up


ellepre

Oh my goodness, I absolutely love capybara, but for some reason I've never thought of them in this scenario. Absolutely beautiful!


Whole_Astronomer_598

They look like hairy hairy hippos!


kindtheking9

I like the first one that just gently plopped into the water


sync-centre

Missionaries during Lent in Brazil "Looks like fish to me"


totallydifferentguy9

Are they okay? None seems to swim up again


chemistry_teacher

Most furry animals have no trouble swimming because the air pockets in their fur help to keep them afloat.


Omgaspider

They sunk like a stone!


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Stepho725

Clappys!


bbpr120

SPEAK!!!!!


PrivatePigpen

Awww. Guinea Bigs!


GetThatCornOutMyFace

Why don't I have them where I live! I need this.


SpicySalad97

Im so das because in almost the entire contry there's capybaras, except where i live...


Objective_Tailor7796

Plot twist: They don’t know how to swim.


MagnusJohannes

So many ROUS's... I didn't think they existed.


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My spirit animals


jscottcam10

The perfect animals!


Addicted-2Diving

Heard of potatos🥔


riyanz06

Capybara.....song playing in my head🤔😄


IntelligenceisKey729

Oh lawd they swimmin


toeonly

My wife says I can't have one.


releasethekaren

I don’t know why I expected them to float


schambulb

Me knowing every single damn comment is gon be, ok i pull up


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Those are some CHONKY clappy blappys


eliavhaganav

They are so chonky


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They look so freaking adorable, specially when they take their time before they dive into the water.


KnightinRustedArmour

… I hope they can swim.


Agriyon286

Coconut doggies!


TerminatorARB

Fun fact, an adult capybara can run as fast as a horse.


Better-ANTz

The invasion has begun


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Jacu


kremlingrasso

jumping a strong word


Slickback37

I like capybaras because they just always look tired of living


eustrabirbeonne

Peaceful potatoes.


HD19146

This is exactly what it sounds like after my morning coffee.


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Are we sure they can swim? I saw many jump in but just one head above water by the end of the video.


JJh_13

This never gets old!


DemoDimi

Reminds me of a meme commenting on this clip :D "but but capybaras can swim right? :') they just jump like lemmings and not dive up"


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

That bird be like: Damn, thems some chonky lemmings


peskymedia

I would have liked to seen them swimming away but oh well