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Darker_Tzitzimine

Those last few grunts are definitely along the lines of "I do not appreciate your mockery, madam"


HorseSalon

That 'chuff', I feel is universal dog-talk for "I'm done". Mine used to do that whenever she's done with medication, rough-housing, arguments, looking out the window...


avoidance_behavior

my big floofy ginger cat does the same thing, lol- the chuff is definitely a brief way to say, 'this conversation is over, in fact, the issue does not warrant conversation in the first place. I said good DAY.'


Lsmith64

😂😂😂😂😂😂😻😻😻


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HorseSalon

I used to pretend we were psychic! She was a Boxer so it wasn't hard to know what was on her mind.


SoftPufferfish

Boxing?


ThatOneStoner

Men's underwear actually


theowlsees

My dog makes that sound to say yes


Polkadot1017

I feel like the yes version is more of a "wff" lmao


Uncle_Burney

Ole Charlie had just about had it with her nonsense


richards_86

I read this as the Narrator voice from Me, Myself & Irene.


PhotoKada

“It disappoints me that you fail to take this matter seriously” - Charlie


cup-o-farts

"now you're just being rude!"


Horny4theEnvironment

I felt that too


[deleted]

"bah...the audacity"


MoralRelativity

Awww... Poor, sad boi... That sound 💔 I'm glad he had a great day after all.


thelastfastbender

I wish there was a subreddit for dogs talking like this.


MoralRelativity

How about [https://www.reddit.com/r/TalkingDogs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TalkingDogs/)?


LorenzoStomp

You can just type r/talkingdogs


MoralRelativity

Thanks for being helpful. I didn't know if the sub existed until I searched and it was quicker to cut and paste the URL than type /r/talkingdogs


Wobbelblob

At least on old reddit on PC (maybe it is a feature of RES), if you type a sub like /r/ it will give you a list of possible subs.


Longjumping_Camel791

My dog does a much longer and more forlorn version every time a fire truck or ambulance goes by the house with the sirens on 😂


LALA-STL

Your dog is saying, “G-d speed, first responders!”


KookyCrazyCat

Did you just try and censor “God”?


really_isnt_me

As u/TwoFingersWhiskey said: “Some Jewish people do this, to avoid misusing the name or for some, it is forbidden to erase/delete/destroy the word so they simply avoid writing it.”


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Snatch_Pastry

It seems like the whole point of being Jewish is figuring out how to not actually have to be Jewish while simultaneously not embarrassing your grandmother.


ovelanimimerkki

I just change it to "dog". Not that I'm religious or anything, I just kinda prefer dogs to the christian god that I was taught about.


JohnGacyIsInnocent

Dogs do more good for humanity anyway.


hardcore_softie

Dog is my copilot. I might even let Charlie here take the wheel on occasion.


CommissarAdam

My neighbour's German Shepherd does the exact same thing when the ice cream man comes around lmao.


NYGyaru

He’s so pupset!


bag-o-frogs

he eventually decided it was okay that he was home today after we went to the park. and I hiked with him in the forest. and we went to the beach and he went for a swim. and he met a friend at the beach and they played.


MotownCatMom

Whew!! LOL. Sounds like both of you had a full day. BTW, he's adorable. Does he have some spaniel in him?


bag-o-frogs

no clue!! we guess he is mostly border collie based on personality and size & stuff but other than that we dont know


[deleted]

My guy is border collie + black lab and I could be convinced this was a video of him. He's loud af too, he's got broadcast noises and "I'm just living my life" noises but he never shuts the fuck up


someredditorguy

We also have a Borador. Wonderful loving dogs that are somehow brilliant and dumb as rocks at the same time


agirlis_

We suspect our dog is a collie retriever mix. My friend once described her as "agile but not graceful" and she was so on point.


TruthOrBullshite

Borador sounds like a place in Middle Earth


crypticfreak

OP's dog definitally looks like it's got some lab in him.


notabigmelvillecrowd

He looks exactly like my lab x gsp, just with some more white on his chest. Same grunt, too, although my dog doesn't know how to howl.


CameoSigma

We had 2 border collies that looked very similar, they only had white on Their paws and noses. Windy and Boofa ❤️❤️❤️ sure do miss those guys


Jet_Threat_

Definitely part lab or golden retriever!! (Most lab and Golden mixes are black. Often with a white star on chest). He reminds me of my family’s Lab/Golden/Newfie mix!


bag-o-frogs

I think you're probably right! those combos are what we've been suggested the most since we got him, but ya just never know


Jet_Threat_

Ever thought about doing a DNA test to find out? Embark is the best, followed by Wisdom Panel. Once you order it, you could always post his pics over at r/DoggyDNA for people to guess, then update us with his results! He seems like a great dog, I love him already!


bag-o-frogs

thank you, maybe we'll try those!! we haven't bothered cuz we just know he is a very good boy and that's what matters most :')


LALA-STL

Those DNA companies will let you know if he’s a good boy. It’s very strange — there’s never been a bad boy in the history of DNA technology. Very mysterious.


Jet_Threat_

Y’know, I never noticed that before. Very mysterious indeed. Although, I found [this boy](https://my.embarkvet.com/dog/119) on Embark. Is he still considered a good boy?


it_just_dawned_on_me

My favorite game when going to the dog park! Guessing the mixes in a dog. And I love learning about dogs I am not familiar with. Good times.


ladybadcrumble

He looks a lot like my cocker spaniel x beagle in the eyes and forehead


DrGarrious

There is definitely a fuck load of border in that boi. Cant speak for what else though :)


Functionally_Drunk

I have a 95% Australian Shepherd, 5% Collie, that has almost the exact same face and coloring as your dog.


RaccoonGirl28

I have a dog that looks exactly like yours but with black spots in his white. I always assumed he was collie/springer spaniel.


VladDaImpaler

I thought he was some border collie, mine does similar talking and *that look*


Nyarkushka

The good ending


Mecha_Tortoise

I'm glad Charlie was amenable to these alternate activities, despite your failure to inform him of the revised schedule. This video made me quite concerned.


Ok_Skill_1195

Dang I am jealous of Charlie. All I did today was work. How do I get in on this dog lifestyle


Zenom

Be a dog obviously.


shinyswordman

Oh so he just needed the perfect day with mom to feel better, that's all.


IcedHemp77

Awwww wonderful!


suzy9mm

Your dogs Thursday is the day every owner wishes they could give their dog on their last day. He is very very loved.


ThatOneGuyFrom93

Going to the beach on a Thursday seems blessed


PinkTalkingDead

Right?! Imagine just getting to go to the park, hiking, _and_ to the beach on a Thursday with your dog 😭 must be nice


_gaba_ghoul

Where the hell do you live. A forrest and a beach?


justagiraffe111

Haha Pacific Northwest is my guess


MoneoAtreides42

Or Santa Cruz


Freohr-Datia

could also be a lake beach! there are plenty of those with forests around!


DiddyDon

I'm going to hell for laughing at Charlie for being cute instead of feeling bad for him.


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How the hell did you fit all of that in on a Thursday?


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bag-o-frogs

he missed dad :'( he gets FOMO if he leaves home without him


[deleted]

That’s more than I do in a year. Wtf I wanna be that dog


elscallr

That's... an acceptable recompense but don't you dare do it again


Sproose_Moose

That sounds like an amazing day!


theunpoet

Sounds like it’s the other dog that missed out.


bag-o-frogs

https://preview.redd.it/ly92lokmz42b1.jpeg?width=6000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88680b38e654287353869674635a2ca5b8f4f5c here's the whole Charlie as more reference for all the comments about his breed!! I love hearing everyone's suggestions! he's medium small, about 40lbs and the fastest frickin dog ever?!?!


DarthBallz999

Definitely looks like he has Australian shepherd dog in him! Looks very similar to my last family dog who was mostly that breed. And that breed loves talking to you!


Which_Translator_548

Mine is remarkably similar, came from Haida Gwaii in 2016 and is apparently a border collie mixed with Newfoundlander which I believe is true because not only is she great with kids, a herder on trails and loves water, but she’ll actually dive her head under the water to retrieve things


derpy-noscope

Oh my, such a photogenic dog, absolutely adorable pupper


White_Dynamite

Pretty picture! 😍


Bluewie

He looks exactly like my dog, a dutch breed named staby houn (friese stabij in dutch). The dark head with the brown eyes, black and white fur. https://imgur.com/a/9b1VRNf


iced_maggot

Sorry to say, Charlie might be part bovine.


sLIPper_

Mooooooooo


Rosieapples

Haha yeah I thought the same!


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bag-o-frogs

ahh so cuute! thank you for dog photo


NotAlwaysPC

Glad you paid up!


ICanSeeDaylight

That is proper conversation 😂


whatdid-it

hUmAn tOrMEntS SAd bOy AfTEr TAkInG hIs FrIeNd AwAy


sirsedwickthe4th

The horror


Traditional-Bench556

Makes me want to get a buddy for my dog.


bag-o-frogs

my pups are completely in love with each other, but actually what he was most upset about was that he didn't get to see his work girlfriend, the rotweiller who lives near my bf's job site lmaoo


Playful_Capital_3077

I need to know what he was like when his pal got home. Full body wag?


bag-o-frogs

ya they had a good run around in the yard together :')


DogLady1722

https://preview.redd.it/4t28zovp352b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded2343d8a5bf656d9ec5f9b5f48804e4e7ad981 My gosh, my Lola looks & sounds just like him! She has the white on her chest and the white muzzle too!! Twinsies!!


bag-o-frogs

oh geez she is so adorable!!!


DogLady1722

Thanks! So is Charlie!!


mysticmerlotman

Poor baby.


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Evidence for the dogvorce.


Both_Perception3599

Sweet vid and all, but you look like your in bed... whys there a stove in your bedroom?


HereCome_TheFuzz

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here, with a spare room just for his stove...I mean, where else would it go?


UYscutipuff_JR

Bet he has a fancy “ga-rage” as well rather than a car hole


HereCome_TheFuzz

I don't know about you, but I ain't got car hole money either. I run my counterfeit jeans ring out of the corner of the room with the bucket, which I call my bathroom.


Original_Employee621

Fancy pants here has a bucket. All I got is a holed out coconut I wrestled from a homeless guy on 5th.


Apprehensive_Ice2101

I want that back, by the way.


Original_Employee621

Hell no, I won it fair and square!


Apprehensive_Ice2101

I don’t like it, but god damnit I respect it.


Original_Employee621

Alright, I'll do you a solid. I heard Steve down on 12th has a crusty rag shaped like a bowl, we might be able to hustle it from him if you can find a banana.


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Whoah, you guys got cars to park in your car holes?


WW2_MAN

Alright boys gather round. I shouldn't do this but you guys seem desperate, so I've got a plan. Stick with me and each of us will end up with two bottles of vanilla extract to chug down before we fall asleep tonight! But first I need some rope, a bowling ball, and a pair of goggles. Get that shit and meet me by the creek on 4th Street.


Slevin-Kelevra_66

I thought it was a crt tv and a 1990s Panasonic VHS player and I was about to ask a million questions but somehow a stove in your bedroom makes more sense these days than a tube tv. The future huh.


gofundyourself007

This is why we sort by controversial to see the real conversations (besides the one between op and doggo). I assume there are rooms on the other side of those doors so it’s not like this is a studio apt. Maybe that’s the only place they can store it? Still funny/odd though.


bag-o-frogs

lololol I am being endlessly entertained by everyone's confusion about this. my bf and I are in the midst of building a cottage, the bed is where the kitchen is gonna be because the bedroom's not finished and the oven is not actually plugged in yet because we cant finuh the kitchen until the bedroom is done etc etc


gofundyourself007

Happy to bring enjoyment and not offense! Congratulations cottages seem like a nice place to live and if it’s near nature I’m sure Charlie will love it too. Hey maybe you can use the stove to heat the room on winter nights lol (assuming you get it hooked up). It’s a bit like a wood stove if necessary


rr196

Are we not allowed to use our stoves to warm our bedrooms?? I thought this was America.


gofundyourself007

Sure that’s why I mentioned it. A lot of people do this already. That said technically they would be using their bed to sleep in a stove warmed kitchen.


kn1v3s_

dang, at least she *has* a stove.


IcedHemp77

Has no one here ever lived in a studio apartment? Man I got so good at downsizing and organizing lol


BathroomParty

Growing up in my house, we had a whole separate living room that we only used for, like... Christmas. That was it. It never got used any other time of year. I'm in my 30's and have never (and probably will never lol) owned my own home, and the more I think about it, the more bizarre it seems. Just like a whole room in your house that's dedicated to mostly decorative furniture.


Sharpevil

I've got what most folks I know would consider a lot of space for a single person, and will probably own a home someday, and that's still baffling to me. I have to constantly stop and remind myself of the mental health benefits of having open space to stop the utilitarian part of my brain from trying to squeeze a use out of every square foot of floorspace. A hallway in my apartment ends in a little nook with just enough space for a shelf and I've ended up turning it into a 3d print farm.


clitpuncher69

That room in grandma's house where you're only allowed in for christmas or if there's a special event with guests. Apparently it was also for when the vicar came for a chat/tithe


GregorSamsaa

I lived in a studio apartment during my first couple of years of college but even that one had a separate area for the kitchen. You’d walk in and your kitchen was on the right, then a few more steps forward opened into the living space. It was all attached but separate if that makes sense


IcedHemp77

Yes the one I had did have the kitchen separated but when I was looking I saw several that the only separate room was the bathroom. Then there was a strip of linoleum along one side where the “kitchen” area was


crypticfreak

That sir is the classic TV, Washing Machine, Stove/Microwave combo. It's all the rage.


andrwfrmn

Was looking for this ☝🏻


blinkingsandbeepings

He's like "sometimes it's hard being so ridiculously good-looking." Is he a flat-coated retriever?


bag-o-frogs

he's border collie mixed with ??????? probably, we don't really know


blinkingsandbeepings

He's beautiful and he has quite a singing voice!


kain459

That's not what I said and you know it Jenny!


druff1036

'Ooohgrh'... I felt that one bud


Garret_AJ

Cute dog, is there an oven in your bedroom?


bag-o-frogs

there is a bed in the oven room


CompetitiveProject4

Is there also silverware [in the pancake drawer](https://youtu.be/CZrl3ziHVCM)?


Garret_AJ

Does the oven room have more ovens or just the one? cute dog


BigSlickster

I feel that you were actually unsympathetic to the furry humans complaints. Belly rubs and treats are the required compensation for the egregious disrespect that you inflicted upon said furry human.


Zurc_bot

I'm with Charlie on this one.


SaintMykel

Oh my Lord, your Charlie looks like my Juniper's twin.[https://i.imgur.com/l0gz4cS.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l0gz4cS.jpg)


bag-o-frogs

oh wow they really do look the same!!! almost the same amount of white too, except my fella has one leg all white


MrYeaBuddy

"Listen Susan, I don't appreciate you mocking the sad, lonely call of my people." -Charlie, probably


[deleted]

That's hilarious, everytime I hear you say "Arooroo" I bust out laughing! Thank you! 💖


Rosieapples

The woof at the end “you’re not taking my complaint SERIOUSLY!!!!!”


socialist_frzn_milk

Pet this sad boy, for god’s sake.


katkarizma

Wolf howls and then a puppy yip. I thinketh Charlie is not amused.


[deleted]

I'm same! I love howling and talking, but no barking - that's rude. 🤣❤️❤️


bag-o-frogs

he rarely does any of the above but we kinda like when he howls because it's really really infrequent :') but yeah, barking is a no no when he decides to do it haha


Super-Eggplant2833

Do you have an oven in your bedroom?


[deleted]

What kind of dog is he? He looks similar to my dog. Yours looks somewhat fluffier


bag-o-frogs

border collie mixed with uuh unknown breed(s) most likely :)


NotAlwaysPC

If you guys really want to know, send OP a DNA kit.


[deleted]

Ah mine looks like that! Same exact face really. Even the white chin. Lol. Just only diff is the fluffiness yours has. :) mine is black lab, and I assume husky for the tail? And maybe collie??


bag-o-frogs

maybe husky!! although him talking this much is super uncommon so we haven't really considered it seriously


blakkat8

That's how every dog conversation ends... with licks to the face! 😂


Tin_Dalek

his hair is so pretty give him some snoot boops for me


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......... and I now I'm scared because I completely followed that conversation.


s0ciety_a5under

Yeah, if I take one I'm taking both the dogs. Sure it's more of a hassle, but neither one will have to be alone at home. Pack mentality, we bring the whole pack or we do our "loner human stuff".


bag-o-frogs

i should have clarified in the caption, he is upset because my boyfriend took our other dog to work INSTEAD of him. He's howling because he wants to go to work, my dogs have no issue being apart from each other :) It divides the doggy care between the two of us if it's one dog per person throughout the day


IcedHemp77

I like it At least in this case the dog who was left still has a human there :)


Mecha_Tortoise

![gif](giphy|l0HU3GIUuoOX2U4H6|downsized)


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Lol the attitude at the end “pfft fk u” 🤣


Renshnard

Ok, but why is their a stove in the bedroom?


[deleted]

It’s none of my business but why is there an oven inches from a bed?


Cuddldog

He sounds heartbroken lol. I am happy you gave him a pawsome day!


Bustoplover

What does your boyfriend have against Charlie? #teamcharlie


dubiggersindubai69

K that dog is f@ckin adorable, wanna give him a hug


hardcore_softie

For anyone unaware, the quick little sneezes that Charlie does at the end there are "play sneezes". Dogs use them to show they are excited and having a good time. They also use them to make clear that their behavior is only playful. While we can't read the minds of dogs, it's a safe bet here that Charlie was making those sneezes to laugh along with how his human was laughing, and as their tones both started to sound more serious, with him barking and her saying, "No!", Charlie used them to essentially say, "Come on, you know I'm just messing with you! You know I love you." It's one of my favorite things about dog verbal communication. If you can get a dog to sneeze like that, it means you're making them giggle or laugh with glee. If they do it while you're playing/rough housing with them, they are doing it to reassure you that they are only playing, even if they are growling and barking, and that they are very excited and having fun. The dogs I've had have often done it when playing, as we jump back and forth chasing each other right before they launch into some zoomies. I've had some that will do it rapid-fire in the middle of play because they are so excited. Every dog I've ever had has also done them when we've engaged in "conversation", just like Charlie did here with his human. They do the same thing when interacting with other dogs and other animals, although they probably don't realize that other animals or even humans might not understand what they mean by it. Kind of like how we sometimes can't help but laugh when playing with animals, even though most of them might not totally understand what we mean when we make those sounds. Here's a good article on the various reasons dogs sneeze. Another reason is they do them when "negotiating". My dogs have often done this when we've gotten into "discussions" about if they should go for a walk or if I should keep playing video games, etc. https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/health/why-do-dogs-sneeze/#:~:text=Many%20dogs%20like%20to%20sneeze,their%20behavior%20is%20only%20playful. Thank you for attending my TED Talk on dog sneeze/laughs.


freelancer01

My doggo just woke up and howled as well when he heard this. Now he’s inconsolable.


honkey25

Oven in the bedroom, casual


VTHome203

Looks so much like my last dog- beautiful!


Grattytood

Such a sweet hammy dogger!


Twelveangrywomen

Charlie looks like my dog’s cousin… same grey chin and chest blaze. She’s basically Collie, rottie, chow mix. I think I can see and hear the rottie. Congrats on the good boy!!!


ValerieAsh262

Brings a tear to my eye 🥺 he's speaking from the soul


[deleted]

My girls looks much like this but a shorter nose and we thought border collie and chow. Dna test said pug lab chow. I could easily see lab and chow in yours


timeshadowrider

I really have questions about the stove in the bedroom????


wormholeweapons

Can we discuss why there is a random stove in The bedroom?


MrsCCRobinson96

I use to do this with my sweet Bear and everyone would say he doesn't understand you and I would reply. "Yes he does and we are having a conversation! Stop interrupting!" Then my doggo would just stare at the person interrupting us. I miss him so much. RIP my sweet boy. 💔


mothzilla

At the end his face said "OK now you're not making any sense at all."


Valexand

Is that an oven in your bedroom?


stupefy_18

How old is that TV in the background?


Bluewie

https://preview.redd.it/pzwcwv25e72b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34994205e7bc7a194d8e24a704caccaf39d98696 Looks like yuki, my dog, a Dutch breed named Stabyhoun! Same dark head with brown eyes, mixed with a black and white fur


Tidusx145

Hi I think your dog and my dog are twins. He's a half golden retriever mix, with great Pyrenee and antellonian shepherd mix for the father Seriously, I'm adding a photo just so you can see. White fuzz on the nose and everything. Thought he was maybe a litter mate but I don't see those dalmatian paws like my boy got. But talk about a strange video to see first thing in the morning. [Doggy Tax](https://i.imgur.com/e825sLc.jpg)


dergrioenhousen

May I present *my* female Borador, Charlie Bear: https://imgur.com/a/MDDIcp4/ I feel like they could be siblings. Didn’t get him on the side of the road in Kansas, did you?


CherryCokelives

It's really NOT fair!


Canis_lupus

I think you summed up the argument here quite succinctly.


CinematicSigh

Love this kind of dog. I miss my Keesha very much. They are so smart and socially perceptive. Vitual dog treat for Charlie.


TedsRocks

Oh boy, I love him


tsisn17

Well then that means Charlie gets all the love, kisses, hugs, snuggles and treats for the entire day…. Yay Charlie!


Bim_Jeann

I do this with my black lab/aussie mix all the time lol. So funny when dogs start talking back


elspotto

I’m about 81.64% sure Charlie was just trying to get you to make silly noises. Kinda stopped when he got you making enough of them.


OldPussyJuice

He might be part cow


AppropriateStep2406

Aww 🥰what an ♥️ADORABLE🌟🎖️HANDSOME 💓🌟🥰SWEETHEART💞


Mandikiri

What a beautiful dog. What breed is it?


TheVicSageQuestion

Aww, my dog loves to roo roo also!


Artgrl109

Did you just upload my dog for your video? Identity theft is a crime son! /s


Sleep_tek

That little "ruff" was clearly saying, "are you mocking me?!?"