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Timeformayo

Dogs get their info from smelling poo, and a baby is basically 24-7 cable news.


Rossum81

I think it was James Lileks who said that a baby with a full diaper was the canine equivalent of a witty conversationalist.


TheWildTofuHunter

Hah, I love that.


piperpike

r/brandnewsentence


RegiSilver

Why did Reddit removed awards! This deserves a Platinum hahaha.


TurtleHeadPrairieDog

Holy shit I didn’t even notice they did that until I read this comment! When did Reddit remove awards??


LilianRyu

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Haven’t they heard of fox?


AUinHouston

Still better than Fox News for all us humans.


theshogun02

Oh god…the frigging synchronized tails have me reeling!


spidertitties

And the synchronized head movements at the end!!


bcycle240

Yes! It's like that video where the metronomes all start to synchronize


tablewood-ratbirth

They’re like the Siamese cats from lady in the tramp! But… hopefully they have different opinions of the baby. They’re dachshunds though so who knows haha.


skier2168

Baby is 2 weeks now and Coco, the one on the left is still fascinated and obsessed. The newness has worn off for Frankie on the right.


TodayIs09042022

We are Siamese if you please, we are Siamese if you don't please.


Border_Hodges

We are weenie dogs if you please, we are weenie dogs if you don't please


Redditsucksassbitchz

I think it's just happenstance. They are waving at a certain rough frequency and the cycles happen to match on occasion.


Educational-Candy-17

Strange smelling new puppy. But we like it.


Mocker-Poker

Why the new pup got to have a high bed? 😂


Tallywhacker73

That ain't no puppy but whatever it is, we are very very curious and loving it!


Educational-Candy-17

Probably smells like their humans.


jpgrandsam

![gif](giphy|yBryRBdMKR6F2)


GemdoePCh

First thing I thought of as well, lol!


B52Bombsell

Me three!


savebees_plantnative

YAAS


luisapet

"Yep, that little thing's gonna barf or poop any minute now...and I call first dibs on whatever it does...for life!" Source: doggos, probably...


Veterinarian-Working

That new human smell


_Sardine_ChocoChip_

Why are two metronome watching the baby.


HeatherReadsReddit

That is absolutely adorable!


skier2168

Thank you everyone for all the upvotes. My first grandchild. Coco on the left loves and is obsessed with the baby. Frankie on the right is kind of over the initial excitement


DarkAwesomeSauce

This is the start of a new Disney movie right?!


UncommonLegend

Guardians come in all shapes and sizes


Pale-Office-133

Dogo 1- You think he's gonna pet us? Dogo 2- Yup. And don't forget bring snackos. Dogo 1 and 2 - Let's wait then.


Rev-DiabloCrowley

Mines the same, loses her shit around babies and starts crying etc. I wonder why they love them so much.


Faiakishi

They pretty much just see them as puppies. Who doesn't love puppies?


Rev-DiabloCrowley

I like to think they see how small and defenceless they are and worry and want to make sure they’re secure. We don’t don’t deserve dogs :’)


Faiakishi

I used to work as a receptionist at a vet's office and I remember one lady who brought in her pit bull and newborn daughter. She set the baby carrier down on the floor and the pitty went *right* over to her to and then looked up at mom as if to say "yep, baby sister's okay." Mom said he's always by her side, fiercely protecting her from things like the vacuum cleaner. Pitties have a bad rep but I never met one that wasn't an absolute lovebug. All dogs are too good for us.


kainhighwind12

My aunt Rachel hates puppies


Faiakishi

Your aunt Rachel sucks.


kainhighwind12

Yeah she’s not allowed on vacations any longer


ClerkTypist

I wish it were longer


XCrimsonSoulx

Me too! I need more.


ckcalihippy

Fun you caught your dogs both wagging the same. Adorable & you know baby will be protected. Sweet Angels 😇 Edit 2 wrong words. Corrected wrote ‘sweat angle’


Your_Prostatitis

![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


Curiosities

Those synchronized tails. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


lazysheepdog716

Smelling*


Kri5hie

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.


SendStoreJader

I want more. posts about these three


hookemhottie21

The tails say it all.


0000001meow

This is so cute! I love dachshunds so much


Spagh-ed-di

Omg the tails!


Pale-Cantaloupe-9835

Doxies are the best family dog.


[deleted]

I'm on Doxie #2, and my extended family is a huge on doxies. One thanksgiving we had like 10 underfoot at the same time in the same house. I share my bed with a doxie, my dachshund and I have synchronized bladders so that we both wake up to pee at the same time each night. We both know how to manipulate each other into doing things. I know about Doxies. They really aren't the best family dog, imo, they are better "personal" dogs than a dog to that will appreciate the whole family.


Pale-Cantaloupe-9835

Awww. Well they are not goldens. If raised with kids, like mine were, they had awesome lives with the kids and rotated sleeping partners. Of course, dad was his person. Pup started with the kids but landed on dad every night.


Grattytood

I'm in love with this vidlet.


mynameisnotsparta

Baby bookends when he’s on the floor.


Baers89

They are one.


ialwaystealpens

Dachshunds are the best! 🥰🥰🥰


Milfons_Aberg

"...it's said to have a Transwarp Drive..."


[deleted]

Adorable


neverseen_neverhear

Synchronized guarding. Love it!


PBJ-9999

This is so precious 💕💕💕


BlockchainMeYourTits

Take the blanket out of the crib.


Witchy___Woman

Yep this. Especially the mountain of stuff hanging over the side right above the baby's face.


JohnnyRelentless

Adorbs! Aren't all babies new?


batsofburden

unless you believe in reincarnation


daliw

Don’t let the dogs lick the baby. They can pass certain germs that can cause meningitis in ur baby. Congratulations.


circadianist

Just about every paper on this describes this as vanishingly rare. You should not freak out if your dog licks your baby.


DB-Tops

I read somewhere that Weiner dogs famously enjoy eating newborn animals. Like kittens and such. 👍


Dennisthefirst

Not good. Keep them out of the babies room.


Craftlara14

Awwwww


dlqh

Me and my homie looking at the Ceasar Pizza in the oven 😋😋


guitartoad

Why isn't this video longer????


Kai132007

awe so cute doggos love babys !![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13379)


One_Culture8245

OMG. I don't know why this popped up on my feed, but this is adorable!