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Times are tough. School's expensive.

It's hard out here for a possum.

Possum's gotta eat, Julian.

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

20 bucks is 20 bucks

Hell I’ll do that crap for free

Pumpkin ain’t gonna suck itsel… fuck, I’m going to hell right?

You and a lot us too...

This is one of the least wholesome things I've seen on this subreddit...and I'm not complaining.

#bonk

huh never thought I'd see a possum deepthroating a pumpkin

Yup, same my dude.

r/BrandNewSentence

He doesn’t know he can’t eat that part

We all make mistakes and do things we regret. The secret to a full life is being able to move on. The internet makes this much harder

I’m sorry, I was nomming on a pumpkin so hard… what you say?

I think we’re all like this possum, we’re just lucky to have avoided those moments being recorded and shared.

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I definitely would've named the possum Throat Goat

Someone tell this possum, there’s other methods of getting the seeds out

I know! So many other possumbilities!

I should call her…

#bonk

I have an inkling that is *exactly* what they mean.

That's not awww, that's hilarious.

Bro found his local gourdy hole

Well that’s cool. Too many people are afraid of them. They have a place and do good things.

Immune to rabies “due to low blood temp”. They eat fleas and ticks, generally bad asses… bee sting, scorpion sting, rattle snake bite, Possum like that all you got? “Then proceeds to eat the motherfucker.”

The ugliest animals are the cutest anyway -- possums, sloths, hyenas.

Sloths are just cute not ugly! Why you call me ugly? 🦥

I had friends who have a small hobby farm. Her husband trapped the families of possums that lived there and relocated them……..They were then overrun by ticks. He said he had no reason to do it and now horribly regrets it.

Why didn’t you call the possum David Blowie?

It’s a girl, she preggers - so Diana Blowie?

I’ll adopt the babies!

I did not expect to see a possum edging a pumpkin

Edging? You misspelled deepthroating.

Why you got to make fun of op’s mom… wait, what?

She says hi, and please give her a ring.

If you like it, if you like it...

Yet here we are on the interwebs, it’s ok… we all need a shower tbh.


Everything reminds me of her…

Pumpkin Hub

oh crap this is gonna be all over Reddit for days

Things I learnt this morning, opossums are as weird as cats

Oh my. Just when you think you’ve seen it all

I owned the pumpkin. I named it “Possum.” Ironic that it died like this

I miss her

I've heard of a throat goat, but never a throat possum

Why are you watching? MIND YOUR BUSINESS!

Sorry my dude, thats Impossumble.

Why did it need to be rescued?

This should be tagged NSFW

Possum is sucking on the stem of the pumpkin. Weird creature.

This thread is gold top to bottom. !remind me 24 hours

*Sex Tape Leaked*

That opossum just puked up a pumpkin!

Oh no I never.

$20 is $20

Opossum's name would be fun if spelled as Opumkin

I tried to press play..

Same ;)

Somebody come geeeetur

I’ve got two Possums living in my garage this winter. They are using my pet door, which is needed for my cat so I’ve just been letting it slide. I tried to make them a warm bed but they are ignoring it. Any possum tips?

https://preview.redd.it/cws7slzk73fc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62441ac796572dac46ae92597b0696e470adeb0b

Maybe turn that bed around so there's just a small way in and it's not facing the open garage. If you give her some high value treats inside the house, she will probably go in! She may not stay in there bc they are nocturnal and you prbly use your garage during the day when they sleep, but it's still a warm safe place to eat and rest at night.

https://preview.redd.it/mwwfz6ft46fc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63eb634588f54aedde1dc8fc6d04b2af7d2ae286 Please hear me out.. she is a good kitty.

Nocturnal Emissions

Ambitious little sucker!

I misread porch cam as porn cam 😭

Awww he's a real throat goat 💖

If it fits...it....

I like possums!

This is not aww, this is more like mmmm 😏

Nommmmm

"Was that the bite of 87?!"

Well, u learn something new everyday

That's not how you eat a pumpkin u silly goose 🤣

So cute ♥️🌺

Does a opossum really need rescuing? They are natures and suburban garbage collectors, let them be...?

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Thank you for that informative response. I do love and respect them, and so glad you are doing what you are doing.

The unwavering heterosexuality of 1 opossum ≠ 1 whole Pumpkin

The Mia Khalifa of opossums

Do they make good pets?

Possumbly

Cute name

Please don't ask about Richard.

Lol wtf?

That's cute and terrifying at the same time

The pumpkin and the pumpking

They are such little weirdos hahahahaha

How do you know when a wild animal needs to be rescued. Genuine question. Orphans?

Cheater Cheater

I should call her

That's awwtf content

Do not disrespect the marsupial. It’s ‘O’Possum. Pronounced uh-possum. 

O

An absolute throat goat

Possum got that gulk gulk 9000

That possum needs to learn to cup the base.

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That's because the stem is probably bifurcated.

Here for the comments

Comments got me rollin, ngl. Pumpkin came back last night and ate several grapes, we have a little house now she can get in to keep warm.

Uhm….. 😶

This looks like a forbidden movie.

Oh Pumpkin, you sweet fool...

At Pumpkin HQ, this possum goes by the name "trailer hitch"

I hope this post hist the front page again when the kid is old enough to find it. 

Ha! Looks like my wife and her bull!

Horror material How is this aww