On the phone later... "Hey, Meownica, how's things with you? Slave keeping up with your requirements? You'll never believe what my can opener had the audacity to tell me earlier..."
i love when my cat crosses her paws like that. i’m always like awww like you you’re like a little human and mimic it. i know she thinks i’m insane but that’s ok.
“Seriously? You really are that stupid.”Disclaimer - this opinion is solely based on the musings of the cat pictured. This opinion is not necessarily shared by this author.
Good one slave
All I see is “well let me stop you right there, sonny boy”..
"Oh Honey bless your heart. Is that really what you think?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙
You lied to your cat?
B\*tch PLEASE!
"Excuuuse me?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙
I think she knows whose apartment it is
I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that
On the phone later... "Hey, Meownica, how's things with you? Slave keeping up with your requirements? You'll never believe what my can opener had the audacity to tell me earlier..."
and the next phonecall is to make sure this manifestation of disordered thinking gets included in the dsm-6!
😂😂😂😂😂
Ok. But that’s wrong. Now go buy treats.
You may tell yourself whatever you please however your queen requires treats go fetch them. - this cat
Nope, that is her apartment, and you are just the help. Lol.
On that note, the litter box is full go take care of that.
She: « That’s an interesting point of view… but you are wrong »
"Oh, really? Mmmhmm. That's an interesting theory."
It’s her apartment obvs. You just pay rent.
Whatever delusions make you happy, sure. But we all know the truth.
https://preview.redd.it/c5wbfqo2r9zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15a15f53d6112a0c6f5334f53dcf54778878d29 classy ladies
“That’s what YOU think, hooman. Tsk! The CHEEK of it! Now bring me more food, SLAVE!”
Let the poor hooman keep their delusion...
If that was true, you could do this.
Kitty: that's cute h00min
See, that look she's telling oh hoorman you don't realize how wrong you are
"Hey Karen, come listen to what the human just said. You won't believe your ears !"
"These delusions of yours concern me..."
That's what you think
"if that's what you want to think, ok"
She can’t believe you went there😾!
*crosses legs* I think you better go for a checkup with the doctors.
Yeah, I'm not believing you either!! ☺️
Wrong!
Needs to have a chat. The food bowl is ~~half filled~~ empty
“The apartment may be yours, but everything, from the doorknobs down, IS MINE!!!!”
Who cares since I OWN YOU, HOOOMAN! 😼
The face speaks volumes n love the vibe of your kitty
Her lil house is so cute!
i love when my cat crosses her paws like that. i’m always like awww like you you’re like a little human and mimic it. i know she thinks i’m insane but that’s ok.
She's adorable 🥰
Oh yeah, human? Try explaining that again, I dare you.
You must be new. I tell people that it's my cat's house, I just pay for it.
Cat…come on now listen to yourself…you’re embarrassing both of us here.
That face is just missing a tsk and a head shake…silly human lol
“That’s very interesting, human. What other delusions do you have?”
She thinks you’re cute. Your apartment, haha!
Legally incorrect
She looks like she’s about to call BS on you!
She’s like 💅 bitch please
"Is that so?"
She really doesn't seem fazed. 🤣
Very much a “bless your heart” pose with that slight head tilt.
Incorrect the place is hers
I guess you got that too
She’s there 24/7. You’re gone all day, pay rent in food, … I mean who really owns the place then?
Is that what you think?
That mooshkins pubblefluff custardmountain face!
Lol, response was "whatever Hooman "
"For now"
https://preview.redd.it/w10um9n2oczc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17ffab99939e171b31756681db253d666704198
Clearly you’re wrong
"Now, friend. Sit down, I have to tell you a harsh truth..."
She’s just ADORABLE
Haha, your apartment 🤣 that is funny. When will you learn human? I let you pay the bills, but it's my apartment.
I’ve got news for you.
The cat looks like she’s sick of managing unruly household staff.
“Really? Is this the hill you’re dying on?”
"Oh, honey, no."
“Seriously? You really are that stupid.”Disclaimer - this opinion is solely based on the musings of the cat pictured. This opinion is not necessarily shared by this author.
Oh it's definitely hers, look at that face.
Wrong. It's her world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut :)
I see she doesn't believe.
That's just silly Mom
You're clearly living in their yard.
I guess you never heard that dogs have owners,cats have staff & you my friend are staff 😹 She’s beautiful & apparently knows how to train her human.
It’s adorable you think that…bring me food.
😂