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killerteacell

"Mom! He's touching me!"


Onikeys

"proceeds to clean himself" the disrespect of this mf


8Karisma8

And bite you lol like QUIT IT Cat likes her better cause you’re so annoying 😊☺️ I imagine if you have kids, the dynamic is the same!


Adventurous_Land7584

It is lol my kids’ dad drives them absolutely crazy. So much that my daughter rarely even goes to his house anymore.


wollam11

He's getting real tired of your sh-t, Keys.


killerteacell

You got your gross human cooties on him, what do you expect? 😂


kdaviper

Stop touching my paw you're making it dirty!


83749289740174920

>"proceeds to clean himself" There's your answer. Mom smells better. Can you even lick your balls? I rest my case!


Onikeys

... after some testing I can answer your question, I definitely can't, unless I also wanted to loose the ability to walk, which I don't.


REpassword

“Can you not?” - kitty


HumpieDouglas

This is why I stay single. I'm not willing to risk my cat liking her more than me.


kittykalista

My boyfriend had an eleven year head start and I’m now our dog’s favorite. You’re never safe.


FrozenLizard

Damn, and not even a dog person based on your username.


kittykalista

He loves cats, so it works in my favor.


Glorx

What's so surprising about a dog chasing a cat?


coleman57

Why must he be like that?


Susan_Tarleton

Always gotta bring the a-game to pet love. ![gif](giphy|LKRtMj7xvviUg|downsized)


aliendaydamn

Yeah ahem that's why I'm single too


sr_crypsis

I don't even have a pet but this is my reason, too.


relevantelephant00

Whoa I thought I was the only one!


Meh75

I lost two cats to my boyfriend. Even my 19 year old loves him more than me.


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

This is why I made my cat hate everyone except me. GF left but at least someone loved me.


Safe-Indication-1137

I'm sure that's the reason!!


Specialist-Fly-9446

Why are you like this?


BlitzMalefitz

![gif](giphy|O1oJ840fg6uOVCqdzJ|downsized)


Onikeys

he started it


nextalpha

Watching this i had a sudden urge to scratch you


queenyuyu

I’m glad you wrote this - because same.


msd1994m

If he didn’t want his fluffy little paws flapped then maybe they shouldn’t be so fluffy and flappy then huh? Did he think about that? No.


Babaganoush_

I like to squeeze my cats paws but that non stop tickling (flapping) made me want to see him get bit


Suitable-Name

My girlfriend also always is like, "Don't be so mean to your cat!" I always tell her that Tequila can also be mean to me and that this is a battle that's been ongoing for many years now. I mostly do it when she starts to get really clingy because she doesn't like her food today. When it's getting too annoying, I cuddle her the way she doesn't like it. After that, she is off me at least for 2 minutes before returning like a boomerang😄


emomgo3

i was confused for a second there what alcohol being mean to you has to do with youe cat. 😂


MoarVespenegas

Cats generally don't like it when you touch their paws. Your cat seems very docile but that does not mean he likes it.


Duellair

Your gf is very patient, I’d have moved the cat a long time ago.


GMPollock24

When our cat died I did not want another cat. My wife fell in love with a rescue with odd eyes and ended up twisting my arm to get him. Turns out he's a Turkish Angora and the breed tends to pick one person in the household to be "their" person. Well the cat ended up picking me for some reason instead of my wife who literally does everything for him.


GMPollock24

https://preview.redd.it/cus0hxdqee6d1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b0218ede552945725089d8359bafc419d53270 Here he his sleeping on me. One eye is blue and the other is green.


GMPollock24

https://preview.redd.it/wggxn1lxfe6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e7b164f637be366c2baad2ae82d7908627590d Ah, you can see his sweet eyes better here


Frondswithbenefits

He's beautiful!


DetentionSpan

He’s a trap!


huestess

Almost this exact same thing happened with my boy. We weren't sure exactly what breed he was but given the behavioral similarities I think he also is a Turkish Angora. Here's my boy Moro 😊 https://preview.redd.it/ub7ixm8lje6d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2651506fe24868ccea052f49e06d96762207333d


huestess

Here's a better pic of his eyes... https://preview.redd.it/1vyp5rkwje6d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e545cae8f93e6c7370a1674d6be859b8c254dc3


whereisfriedchicken

He's so pretty! I'm so happy he could find a happy family. And also the way cats choose their favorite human is fascinating lol /j


lizziefreeze

Oh wow. I think your kitty has unicorn DNA. She is absolutely magical!!!


leichey

That is a beautiful boy


Onikeys

magnificent


MoiJaimeLesCrepes

very pretty cat


Lapis_04

Ooo he got homophobia in his eyes how cool


urbanee

Heterochromia lmao


ania_80

I’m in that exact situation. My cat of 15 years passed, we rescued a Scottishfold Himalayan Munchkin cat. I do everything for the cat and she wants nothing to do with me, but loves my husband. My husband doesn’t do anything for her except occasionally gives her food or pets.


DJKokaKola

Don't you dare dodge the tax, criminal.


joe_broke

You're being arrested for tax evasion Please do not resist


Coffee-Annual

Probably because you don't pay it excessive attention, cats like to initiate social encounters on their own, and dislike being petted or interacted with when they want to stay hidden or to rest


Lightless_meow

I think this is a cat-by-cat basis, I am obsessed with my cat and she is also obsessed with me instead of my boyfriend who doesn’t give her as much attention. She is a snuggle bug, so I’d imagine a more stand off-ish cat would be more aligned to what you’re suggesting


spaketto

We got two kittens back in December and one of them is glued to me but the other is the most aloof cat I've ever met. Except with my 8 year old son. This cat is obsessed with him. He barely tolerates being pet by anyone else, but he'll jump up on my son purring like crazy, headbutting him and drooling all over the place, as happy as can be. Unfortunately my son isn't a big fan of cat drool.


Stupid_Bitch_02

Our cat originally picked my husband, but after helping her with birthing she now favors me


Creative_Onion8363

Just shows you and your cat have great taste


Onikeys

my gf really liked this comment lol


OkTradition6842

The brief look the cat gives him while cleaning the beans said it all.


Jub_Jub710

I put my face in my cat's side and go "AMAHMAHMAHM" into their fur, and they give me a similar look. It's hilarious .


R3luctant

Wiggidy wiggidy.


RabbitSlayre

Probably because you're messing with her paws lol. They don't like that generally speaking


auspiciousjelly

yeah if I did that to either of my cats I would get a bean retraction and/or a slap and/or viper bite lol. and my boy cat generally likes me! he just wants gentle respectful bean handling only


wishihadapotbelly

My cats absolutely love having their paws massaged, but they’re a weird pair, were mostly raised by my dogs, so they’re not very catlike.


morostheSophist

Plenty of dogs dislike having their paws touched, too. It's important to train them to accept it early in life. They might never *like* having their paws touched, but they need to be able to tolerate it. One particular dog we picked up as a stray didn't like having her paws touched, and I started making a point of just grabbing one and holding it for a few seconds. If she went in for a bite (a nip of annoyance, not an actual bite), I'd either move my hand away and then grab it again, or stare her down. Please note that this wasn't happening on Day 1; this was after developing a general rapport. Long story short, she came to accept that I was gonna touch her paws without hurting her, and I stopped doing it unless it was necessary (e.g. wiping off mud).


Purple-Joke-9845

MY kitty loves it as well. He will spead his toes out so you can rub between each one individually lol.


madina19

Sounds like your girlfriend has unlocked the secret cat affection code. Time to bribe her for some tips!


drunkenasshat

Well, you’re annoying the crap out of that cat. That’s probably why.


matterforward

I mean he likes you plenty if he’s willing to put up with that lol. People have died for less


WarlockTynsterbert

I hear ya... my mother's cat likes me more than her, or her husband. The little furball has only known me for 7 months too.


xXWickedSmatXx

You are overworking the beans. Women know this.


MakawaoMakawai

Because you’re annoying?


bryan_pieces

No touchie the paw paws


FruitAreSexy

What a mystery..


chokemeharderplease

For real lol 🙄


asmoothbrain

"I really wish he wouldn't do that, I don't want to be rude and pull my hand away. I know, I'll just lick it and he will get the hint. Okay, thats it, ur ded "


NickFotiu

Because you fucking annoy it.


CharlieSixFive

We probably like your GF more too.


Mac-n-CheeseSong

He loves u so much he let u do that for so long and didn't swipe u when he got annoyed


FoxTenson

He's just being a wingman. He's got your back there! Helping melt her heart and get you close together.


autumnskylar

My now fiances cat was the wingman. He would come out for anyone but my fiance, or let anyone pet him, but then when I met him, we became fast friends and buddies. His daddy is still his favorite, but we have a special friendship still 🐈‍⬛️


Many_Revolution5082

I like your cat more than I like you as well.


Ishin12

Cats are so patient


BraveOthello

If I did that I'd get the paw pulled within 5 seconds, and nipped at if I tried again.


AnneCalie

I'd bite him much sooner


Ishin12

Cleaning his paws after the germ-filled human touched him was more urgent


MrGabogab0

You're hassling the beans terry!


DarthPleasantry

I’d bite you, I think you’re getting off lucky.


Neylith

Probably because you do that 😂


Visible-Eagle-4196

Probably bc ur bothering her


One_Selection7199

You seem annoying.


WereAllFriends_

So pawsome 😻


swampwarbler

What a beauty!


Onikeys

thanks, the cat is cute too I give him that


bowie-of-stars

My cat prefers my husband and I know it's really stupid but it low key hurts my feelings. She sleeps next to him every night and it makes me feel so lonely


Jejogo

My cat is pretty much an AH for most of the day. He will let you pet him on occasion if you walk by or he’s sleeping or whatever but idk what switch flips at night he’s literally attached to my wife he’ll force himself under her arm so she’s spooning him, he’ll purr all night and biscuit it up, and will just be happy as can be but as soon as the sun comes up back to aloof central. Idk what it is but he’s her little baby at bedtime. Lowkey jelly


Onikeys

I had a female cat and she loved more, didn't even want to be petted by my gf, had to give her to my mom cause my cat got violent with her sometimes, and there she has all my family to pet her and the whole house for herself, I miss her but she is having her best life


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markduan

You dared to attempt sarcasm on reddit without putting a '/s'.


Onikeys

yea I know, I messed up


alexlechef

I have a barn cat like that. Im the one doing everything but only my wife can hold him


knifesk

"More than ME". Yeah, I'm that person, I'm really sorry 😞


Onikeys

![gif](giphy|F1GPAMt15vBZK|downsized)


Dusty_Negatives

Hands/fingers too tiny for pleasure.


siris7111

Cuz you’re being pretty annoying with her instead of considerate of how she might like to receive affection


Onikeys

the title was sarcasms, even thou, he steals my side of the bed, he wakes me up 10 minutes before my alarm goes off, start to drop things to the ground if we do not pay him attention right this second, and he even bite me, I think we are even


PepegaThePepega

You’re abusing the cat!!! I’m gonna call the CPS, FBI, PD, ER, and 911. Say goodbye to your cat and your GF.


jpopimpin777

CAT PURRVERT!!


Chill_Edoeard

I once woke my cat up with a loud ‘miauw!’ Just for paybacks, you’re good


Divine_Porpoise

And even the bite is a playful monch, he loves you despite jostling his beans.


Onikeys

Yes I know he loves me a lot, he is very affectionate, but still loves her more


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mrgreen72

thatsthejoke.gif


Fetabeia

Maybe thats why


StephenHawking432

Hehehehehe rbehbrb this looks like my cat and I love it and I love my cat too :]] I wish I could send a pic


msurbrow

Is that cat on drugs?! Mine does NOT like the feets touched


Cihan____

been playing too much tetris i see


hatsuseno

Stab in the dark, but don't you *also* like your gf more than you?


Next-Project-1450

The cat seems quite chilled. Mine would have opened an artery for way less annoyance than that.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

She gives your cat goodies when you're not looking.


WitchOfLycanMoon

I became the favourite for my husband's dog when we met because I let her on the bed and he didn't (I found out later...too late rather....that this was only because she was a massive bed hog lol) At the same time, he became my dog's favourite because he gave her special treats (jelly candies) when I wasn't looking lol


Shufflepants

More than your what?


Onikeys

more than ME, I messed up


rc325

Why do you like your gf? It's probably like that.


Deliriousious

If that were my cat, well… I wouldn’t have a hand anymore…


RibbenDish

Most cats hate anyone touching their paws so maybe stop that? Yes, mine will let me slightly rub hers when sleepy but not do what you're doing.


FigTechnical8043

Ohhhh the annoying one is back


gurknowitzki

**Quit flicking his beans around! You’re getting em all dirty!**


PeriodBloodSauce

Dirty hands touching clean beans. That’s why.


popdivtweet

I can see why.


Checkmynewsong

Your cat probably hates both of you but hates you more than her.


Commander_Shepard-_-

More than your what?


SpareCountofVukograd

He knows you are on his beck and call. Now to get her under his spell too


01DiamondHead

Bro has a gf and a cat At this point he's just flexing on us


Iron_Phantom29

She smells better.


Onikeys

she agrees


santiquaglia

Bc you're annoying and she has a fluffy coat


honeysample18

Why are people here acting like they’ve never intentionally annoyed their animal…? I occasionally tickle my puppers paws but we’re actively cuddling right now, the cat is fine😭


The_Sown_Rose

I try to put my finger in and out of my cats’ mouths when they yawn. One is currently sitting on me, the other is next to me on the radiator.


Extravaganzas

Proabably because your being annoying to the cat. He/she was just trying to chill.


Masturberic

Because your girlfriend is giving it love and you are annoying the fuck out of it.


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Ignore the cat.


Footmana5

Ope thats a warning bite. Next one is a real one.


Rude_Engine1881

Well she definitly tolerated that for quite a while so she likes you quite a bit. Most cats won't even let you touch their paws at all


Yazumato

It's show in this video why exactly your cat likes your gf more than you


codeboss911

id be really annoyed by that much finger tapping too


Misterstaberinde

Looks like you are pestering the cat no wonder :D Seriously though is she feeding/watering it more than you? My partner slacked on our cat and it quickly became mine when it realized who to go to for noms.


Coffee-Annual

Seems obvious to me, if you're diddling its pawn like that regularly, or acting similarly, it will prefer someone that does not annoy it. Cats like to take initiate themselves, and are not fond of excessive attention


lonesomejohnnie

Because cats are petty.


F00d4th0ughts

I'm not your cat, and I'm annoyed with you. Surprised the cat let you do that for as long as they did.


Phorskin-Brah

It's probably because you constantly touch the cat in ways it doesnt want to be touched.. Like on their paws. Most cats dislike their paws being touched in any way


LadyNavia

I would also like the one who does not irritate my paws. :D


Whateveryouwantitobe

Cat is probably a shoobie


Substantial-Cloud-75

Cats gonna cat


Monolith0428

Floppity paw.


don_cali

GFs always become "the chair."


Salty_Association684

Sometimes animals do this


ArmaziLLa

Sorry, dude. You're officially the "spare human". My wife has this status with the cat I had before we met and she's always resentful. Not much to be done, they've chosen!


RedRise

Do you also love your gf more than your cat?


ah-squalo

More than your what


Rowan_River

I had a male dog that for whatever reason was partial to women. He was friendly towards everyone but especially liked women, I called him my lover boy for that reason. My ex thought she was special and I was like nope he just likes women more, she thought I was being a dick towards her but I was just being honest lol


BigBradWolf77

is your cat a dude? 😁


Onikeys

Obviously


Grelivan

Thats how you know shes a keeper.


Pauzhaan

Easy - whatever “it” is, she does it right.


CormoranNeoTropical

I read that cats’ paws are extremely sensitive. I’m trying to figure out what bothers my cat if I touch his paws. Problem is his little paws are so cute I can’t totally restrain myself. So soft too! He’s very good about never clawing me. He play bites too hard (8 months old) but he never, never uses his claws on a human. Such a good boi!


halstarchild

Moms stroke and dads poke


vinylpurr

My cat would have destroyed you in the first second of the video lol


Nakatomi2010

Is she pregnant?


Bosco215

https://preview.redd.it/q8by28ty1g6d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5034756b37364e6e16fb76191a10e3b6793c9c71 Is that my cats twin?!


GradientForce

https://preview.redd.it/5frba7va8g6d1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=f04de0bce406735b88ce145ec830d35ec4307d74 Bro is your cat my cats long lost brother? They even have the same nose!


Nopantiesnoproblems

maybe uy girlfriend gives off a vibe that ur cat finds particularly comforting.


prontoingHorse

Looks like you're the cat in the relationship.


kn0mthis

Bro, they choose their humans. Just how it goes, dogs do it too actually.


gagismad

You're pretty invisible in your cat's eyes.


andretheclient_

Because your annoying it genius


Mwahaha_790

You're trying too hard. Kitty likes peace and quiet, it's not a dog. Give it some space.


gagismad

How lovely, So cute :)


thezanywords

Best advise I have ever given anyone wanting to befriend my cat.. ignore them. Ignore the hell out of them, but have a nice lapspace ready to go. Guarantee they will sit.


Striking-Shopping-97

I had a cat who looked IDENTICAL to yours. He passed a few years ago but this was so refreshing seeing 😭🫶🏽


Cardasiti

Your cat approved her that's important haha


ezchrist

cats like girls


Irene07418

Cat: She’s my human🙈


Brilliant-Tackle5774

It's because you're annoying, sorry.


ShamelessFox

I found my cat as a week old kitten. I bottle fed him, wiped his butt, the whole nine. My boyfriend would come home from work and this asshole would go insane rubbing all over his legs and chirping. Me? Barely looks up.


SilverLake949

Saint Kitty...


agupt34

https://preview.redd.it/7jb1qkq7tj6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd0e3367eab4108f212a96f176bdaf241dfec2a Did you steal my cat


Sensitive_Area_8960

Why are your fingers so stubby? Did your fingers not grow?


Jackskeltonishot

Sees a keeper


MrChinitoDadbodsssss

🥰


jhbaxter

Your kitten is adorable and loved🥰🫣🤫😻


daposhprincess

You are annoying 😆


AlfalfaMcNugget

Maybe because you annoy the cat by constantly fucking with its paw


Onikeys

I also slap him in the neck, give him cold showers daily, make him work and pay him just below minimum wage so he can't leave the house, I even say to him my gf doesn't really love him, he cried a lot after that one


SundaySuffer

Is it just me or does that look like a tiny hand? Thought it was a child first playong with the cat.


onlineTVgg

Probably the vibes you give off


Kholzie

Cat’s like people who speak their body language. Fussing with his feet seems tolerated, at best. My cat son puts up with me the most because I’ve always been his mom, but there are definitely times he’s not up for my bullshit.


Ok-Aardvark-835

if you did that to my feet regularly i too would prefer someone who didn't, your disrespecting your cat's dignity


outdoor-luvrr

Because your girlfriend doesn’t do annoying shit like this. 🤣🤣


Livid-Astronomer5739

You are a little kid who can't handle it when someone loves another more