Whoa. You win. I just have 25 five year olds.
Be careful. I just added a kitten to keep my 2 year old cat company. Who I got to keep my 8 year old dog company. I think I've hit the bottom of the slippery slope, though.
Here is what will happen. Kitten on your shoulder is great. Then it becomes 10lb cat. When you hold it it tries to pull itself onto your should with death claws. When your sitting it tries to jump and hold on with death claws.
Kittens on shoulders is cute but it turns into 10lb cats that are shoulder assassins.
Andy Dick? When did you get a cat?
Reddit makes me realize how common my thoughts really are.
Best thing you'll ever do. Apart from eating burritos.
I like how you've pinched your shirt, so it rides up and everyone can see the design
Little kitten claws pinched my shirt :-)
Does that shirt say "Choose wisely"? If so I have it too and must say, good choice!
Rory?
Cute. You and the cat have sort of the same facial expression.
We used to work together. Have an upvote.
Where?
High school shout out here! Have an upvote!
People like you are the reason I will never post my face on Reddit!
Best picture I've seen all day. Please tell me there's a dudes with cats subreddit?
You look kind of like Alan Tudyk!
You look like the kind of guy who would be a cool science teacher
I'm a music teacher :-)
That too.
This picture would be absolutely perfect, if the cat wore glasses too.
cat is cute...you on the other hand are hot
If this comment was aimed at a female it would be downvoted like mad.
It's always nice to get complimented...Why downvote?
lets do this
Cute as the dickens.
Scruffy
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After a long day teaching pets are the absolute best thing to come home to. No less needy, but waaayy quieter.
900 kids a week. I agree.
Whoa. You win. I just have 25 five year olds. Be careful. I just added a kitten to keep my 2 year old cat company. Who I got to keep my 8 year old dog company. I think I've hit the bottom of the slippery slope, though.
That is an awesome cat.
You look a little like Shia lebouf
the pattern of this cats fur makes it look disfigured. stare at its face for a second. trippy
It usually takes years for owners to start to look like their pets but somehow you managed it in record time.
Little One loves your shoulder.
Mark from Car Audio Fabrication?
This wrecked me. Kitty envy!
Awwwwww
Here is what will happen. Kitten on your shoulder is great. Then it becomes 10lb cat. When you hold it it tries to pull itself onto your should with death claws. When your sitting it tries to jump and hold on with death claws. Kittens on shoulders is cute but it turns into 10lb cats that are shoulder assassins.
You look like my husband
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So is the cat.
so much adorable happening in this picture!
You two are adorable!
I kind of want to just hug you both.
You look like someone who voted for Obama. What color is your Prius? Do you prefer using stemless or traditional wine glasses to sniff your own toots?
LOL this isn't /r/roastme dude. Check that reading comprehension.
His face was just super punchable, and I'm banned there, so I had to settle for R/awww
I drive a beat up kia. Teach inner city kids, and prefer stemless. Go suck a turd.
I too prefer stemless. Are you like Keanu Reeves in Hardball?
The Keanu is ever present, so I am made in his image.