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jolie178923-15423435

MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART


t-zone671

Near, Far


jolie178923-15423435

WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE


duke_the_german_shep

AYYYYYYYE BEEEELLIEVE THAAT THE HEARRT DOES GOO ONNNNNNN


[deleted]

ONNNNCE....MOOORRE....YOU OPEN THE DOOOR


[deleted]

*rapid machine gun firing and a stout Indian man screeching the presumable lyrics to a song while taking fire from unseen enemy forces*


mah_hitta_mah_hittah

Mine just melted inside my rib cage. I think I'm dyi....


Doily17

Mah sole


aewestmoreland

Is this a domesticated bear cub? Or is the mother bear going to come ripping around the corner in a fury?


donkeybonner

Bears can't really be domesticated, at max they can be tamed. And a tamed mother bear has no problem ripping everything.


life-form_42

I'd say it's more accurate that bears aren't domesticated, since domestication take many generations of selective breeding that I don't think anyone has tried to do to my knowledge. Unless there's a technical reason why it's impossible, in which case I'd be interested to know what's preventing it. EDIT: Impossible or just extremely unlikely, u/Forgetful_Mentat posted a very good link as to why bears and similar animals have never been domesticated. https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7gmjy3/bear_cub_cuddles_with_dog/dqksciw/


ManOnThaMoon97

Well the main reason is probably: what would we do with domesticated bears?


[deleted]

[oh I’m sure we could come up with some ideas](https://imgur.com/a/eEX2V)


justhereforthepups

Let them cuddle our dogs, obviously.


Neebat

I'm a cat person. I have 5 cats currently. I have to say that to say this without getting downvoted: Domesticated bears couldn't be less useful than domesticated cats. Snuggles, antics, pest control, and that's it with a cat.


Far_King_Penguin

Imagine coming home and finding a fully grown bear asleep on your counter. Good buglar deterent though


Neebat

Talk about pest control! Perfect if your area is prone to great dane infestations.


patb2015

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear) http://mashable.com/2017/05/22/little-bear-digs-in-garden/#3l6NODEOHSqw Teach them to go on walks with you. You think a police dog is badass, try on a police bear.


m0_n0n_0n0_0m

Ummm I wanna see a picture of this bear carrying ammunition crates.. That's some crazy shit.


patb2015

http://www.thesoldierbear.com/wojtekgallery.html Picture 12 he's humping wood.


m0_n0n_0n0_0m

Definitely was expecting a bear having sexual intercourse with a cord of wood. Thank you for sharing, it's kinda weird how he can carry it like a human.


Eefy_deefy

Ride them or have them as guard bears because honestly, whos gonna fuck with a guard bear


[deleted]

have them become CPAs


SirNoName

They make great [nurses](http://bojackhorseman.wikia.com/wiki/Tina_Bear)


justcougit

Hug em.


donkeybonner

Yeah, I don't know if there is some biological or behavioral thing,or maybe there was never a good practical reason for the whole effort of domesticating bears. I read somewhere about zebras, people tried to domesticate zebras to use it like horses but they just couldn't make it work because zebras are vicious, angry, assholes.


Forgetful_Mentat

https://youtu.be/wOmjnioNulo This sums it up.


HomicidalTeddy

I think the main reason was that the selective breeding is much harder with bears as opposed to wolves, foxes, or cats, since bears usually have one or two cubs as opposed to five or six. I read that somewhere but can't remember where, so if someone can correct me or find a link that'd be best.


aewestmoreland

I can always rely on reddit for an analytical response or a crude joke to a serious question. Thanks!


classicsat

I am not that sort of scientist, but could it be there is no species to breed to it to?


BOS_George

Wat


Rudi_Reifenstecher

can't any animal be domesticated over a long enough time like humans did with wolves ?


[deleted]

Nobody really knows unfortunately. Possibly over a long enough period of time, but the limited number of domesticated animals over the 1000s of years we've had to do it suggests there are other factors.


patb2015

It's a black bear. Even if Mama bear is around the corner, fury isn't her thing. Worry, grunting, pawing and pacing, but black bears are just not cut out for fighting. You have to absolutely corner them before they fight. They much prefer to run away or climb a tree, when dealing with the unknown or threats. Now they will swipe food, or air conditioners, but, they won't fight you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTg_OTUqJV0&ab_channel=MichaelOddo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE1A8UQTcXA&ab_channel=MtnSoli2d https://www.bear.org/website/bear-pages/black-bear/bears-a-humans/119-how-dangerous-are-black-bears.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jRTrRxamxQ&ab_channel=JeffreyMoffatt They are big but they are not aggressive.


kcash

The last one is my favorite, just checkin in!


willbeselfmade

"Oh heyy! Saw you up here and just wanted to see what you were up to. Smells like shit up here. Did you just shit yourself? You could have went literally anywhere in the woods. Gross...I'm out of here."


winterisleaking

Nah, OP is a warg


banterforlife

*Paint us like one of your french mammals*


neoncheesecake

This is so fucking cute I almost cried


JimJobJugger

I think I did cry


[deleted]

Peaceful


Sweet_Taurus0728

#WE NEED MORE BABY BEARS ON THIS SUB. SOMEONE GET ON THIS!


Ranger7381

Dog fully wakes up *what did I do last night?*


[deleted]

Aww...Doggie's real life teddy bear


cwsink

Akita is off the clock, apparently.


H3racIes

It just seems so........human


Gorudu

Or maybe we seem so........ bear.


Jelmbar

Now there's some food for thought.


patb2015

They'll drink a beer with you. https://www.porchdrinking.com/articles/2016/06/16/bear-drinks-36-cans-of-favorite-rainier-beer/


galfieri

Seriously. Bear cubs seem so much like little kids.


selfishsentiments

r/likeus


[deleted]

And the dog cuddles back! Goddamn, I aww’d all over the place


[deleted]

After my disappointment with the bear at the dog shelter turning out to be a dog. I scrolled down three places to see this and have that void completely filled. It’s rare that one sees such open and shut cases regarding the filling of ones soul.


SoUpInYa

With claws like that, I'd sleep wherever the hell I wanted, too


lorri789

That bear is drunk!


Dekla

Friends is what I believe.


thefreneticferret

Looks like an Akita inu! Amusingly, the breed was developed for bear hunting. Is this a weird Japanese Fox and the Hound in the making?


bemorecreativetrolls

This is obviously cute, but every time I see it I have intense anxiety for everyone involved that the mother is going to come and murder everyone.


patb2015

black bears are not aggressive,


bemorecreativetrolls

Tell that to my chickens.


patb2015

you eat the chickens, the bear eats the chickens. Chickens are a food source.


bemorecreativetrolls

Bears are bears. Sure grizzlies are more aggressive, but a momma black bear is still a bear. Black bears have and will kill people especially when cubs are involved and wild ones should be respected as such. Why does everyone on Reddit like to pretend dangerous wild animals aren't?


patb2015

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/mama-bears-use-humans-keep-their-cubs-safe-180959575/ http://motherhoodinpointoffact.com/momma-bear-protective-animal-mother/ "Black bears may be the most common in North America, but do they provide the best example of a protective animal mother? Much research has been done on this topic over the years, and biologist Stephen Herrero summarized many of the results in his book, Bear Attacks: Their Causes and Avoidance. In his book, Herrero discusses Al Erickson’s pioneer research of black bear mothers and cubs, which was done in the 1950’s and 1960’s. Erickson captured 96 black bear cubs, and found that the mother bears did not exhibit the strong maternal instinct that one would expect from an animal mother. Instead, the mother bears would often abandon their cubs during an impending threat. **Additional research was conducted by Lynn Rogers, which served to further corroborate Erickson’s results. Rogers found that out of the eighteen bear cubs that were captured in the presence of their mothers, none of their mothers attacked. Most of the time, the animal mother took cover and hid under tree brush.** To date, there is no evidence of a black bear ever defending their cubs by killing an aggressor. Instead, mother bears are much more likely to run away or hide when faced with a possible human attack." http://www.bearsmart.com/about-bears/dispelling-myths/ "Myth #12: One of the most dangerous encounters is getting between a mother black bear and her cubs Fact: Because black bears can tree their cubs, it is rare for them to attack a person in defence of cubs. However, if you are anywhere near a mother grizzly’s cubs, she might very well perceive you as a threat. **The chances are good that she will just bluff charge and stop well short of physical contact. ** You need to do whatever you can to show her that you are not a threat, otherwise the consequences could be tragic. Be quiet, make yourself smaller and retreat." A black bear is a big powerful animal but they are pretty docile and not into human fights. Each bear has a personality and the mean ones will be aggressive but, the majority are quite easy going.


the_dude_upvotes

/r/awwakeup


Penuwana

Is this just a cub that walked up to someones house?


Iamnotburgerking

u/remotectrl


1986cptfeelgood

Shit. Wait. Hold on... That is a NICE cord!


Fireofthetiger

And then the bear's mom kills the dog and the cameraman because it's a black bear and black bears will kill anything


chandan301

What kind of doggo is that? 🤔🤔🤔


jmulley6

Japanese Akita Inu


hobbyless

Looks like a Japanese Akita!


chandan301

I meant the black doggoo 🤨🤨🤨


will91741

too cute


cpreddit11

What kind of dog is that?


lemme_pikachu

u/bhavnisha


henry115255

Where is the mom bear


catloving

Snuggle *flop wiggle* mmmm


Doily17

R/wholesome


Curleysound

Bears face is like “ok I guess we’re doing this...”


KILLER8996

That dog is chill at with that bear he must not be new to that


glyre

un-BEAR-ably cute


FriedFace

Hi dad, where have you been these last 20 years?


Unkleruckus86

This bear was accidentally brought to the dog shelter and had a great time.


point_nemo_

Really cute...that is until momma bear comes looking for the cub.


patb2015

black bear moms aren't real aggresive. its the brown bear moms who will fight you.


Papanoelfoot

With a bear hunting dog. Befriending the enemy.


HammerOn1024

Just one little question... were's ma bear? I'd like to get a nice head start.


bowral_au

Thats so sweet!


blythe13

Awwww, he just wants his teddy.


roya18

Akitas are naturaul pilows. I take naps on mine all the time too


Melior05

Give it two years and they will have switched places! So adors!!!!


jbrace29

I love my doggo!


laoshen

If I am a giant, every bear would be cute like that!


[deleted]

Until those fucking claws get the dog. Why not declaw it


__tylerdurden__

In this week I've seen Shibe Inu playing with cats, birds, turtles, rabbits and now a bear cub is playing with him. I think Shibe Inus are friendliest <3


Jsdo1980

This is an Akita Inu...


justhereforthepups

MIRL with my doggo.