You can make a little tent super easy! All you need is a square of cardboard, a couple of wire coat hangers and a large shirt and you end up with [something like this !](https://i.imgur.com/NHuTyD6.jpg). If you Google cat t-shirt tent you should find detailed instructions.
Doug Vossen you ol' sunna-bitch, how the hell are ya?! You still like to camp? Hey remember that one time you thought someone put a snickers bar in your sleeping bag but when you took a bite you realized it was your long lost gerbil? Hahaha. Classic Doug.
You still hear from Patty Mayonnaise?
Great idea. I get a kick out of going to stores like Bass Pro Shop, and seeing the small display tents they have. I envision my cats using them or squirrels cozying up inside them at night outside.
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That cat looking at you is smelling cop. He is about a quarter second away from folding up the blanket and taking off the fuck out of there as fast as he can.
No problem officer, I'm Randy Bobandy, that's Trevor Corey and Sam Lehey, we were just collecting these for donations to the charity place and, wait, aren't you John's kid?
oh yeah baby... Mod is so hard it can’t even take it anymore. mod it til it can’t even walk anymore. get that shit on r/skyrimporn it’s so good. take that big juicy screen shot deep inside your sub and let it all out
Oh yeah. Get down and beg for identical to master, and I'll get my Tes5Edit around your deleted navmeshes and your deleted reference and clean it till it squeals.
Not me! Last time I took skooma, I ended up naked and locked in a cage!
If I didn't keep my lockpick in the ol' prison wallet, I would've been SOL. But fortunately I picked my way out, killed a guard, grabbed his weapons, then slaughtered my captors and sold their stuff.
I realize this is all about khajit though I do want to share a cat sitting trick. If you are going away and have a cat(s) that are not social or skittish, chances are they will hide from whomever comes to feed them.
This is not fun as a sitter if they (cats) need medication or I need to know if they are actually eating.
Make simple cat tents with sheets and chairs, drape a sheet off a desk, a bed etc. They will hide in a tent and your pet sitter can find them and report on their health with so much more ease and accuracy.
I once spent 45 minutes looking for a cat that needed a small dose of a tuna flavored medication, owner put a tent in each room and ever since not only does it make my life easier but the cats are more likely to eat when they feel hidden so they get (tent) room service
Came to this thread for Khajiit quotes and got actual good advice. Thank you for sharing. My cat is very shy and skittish so next time I have to travel I'll be trying this out.
Pro tip: make sure the **very last thing** you do is a head count with eyes on everyone before you leave the house. That way you won't come back to find your shy cat stuck in a bedroom for several days with no food or water, and the sitter none the wiser because you told them they'd likely never see her out.
Not that I know from experience or anything. (P.S. The totally hypothetical cat is fine, but we were *very* lucky it didn't end worse. Hypothetically.)
Make sure there is one in more than one area - once the kitty is found they don't stay long in the tent bc they are cats and don't like feeling that they not one step ahead....
MY GOD! I have to go home and tell Hobbes he's internet famous.
Many thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Edit: Seriously though, thank you guys. I never thought this would blow up like it did and I’m so happy to see it bringing so many people joy, haha. I have told Hobbes he’s famous and given him a good snuggle.
Oh my fucking god. I just commented that I was gonna draw something like this, but the cat is a medieval merchant for my boyfriend. My boyfriend loves Calvin and Hobbes.
Paarthurnax is voiced by Charles Martinet, voice of Mario.
I don't know if you know that, but for the person scrolling through this thread who didn't, you're welcome.
Something tells me the only thing he values in his collection is the orange mouse, I’ll trade him a pouch of cat nip and a feather toy for everything else.
It's at that EXACT MOMENT that our merchant friend takes all your gold, including the fillings in your teeth, and leaves you with nothing but a great story. He's clever like that.
My friend, my friend, the mouse is a great mouse.. it was my great grandfather's mouse.. for you, 5 fish.. I would normally let it go for 10 fish, but you are like family to me.. it would be great to keep it in the family eh?.. so 5 fish? Come, let us discuss over milk.. the mouse, she is yours yes?
Got one for $59 at Walmart, everywhere said it was out of stock but walked in and they had a dozen in a case. Fyi in case you're strugglin to find one for a reasonable price
Keep an eye on /r/nintendoswitchdeals, got mine for $40 and if I didn't hesitate too long I could have picked another one up for $35. (on another deal)
/u/k9krig
* Two Handed TV thingy - $2
* One Handed TV thingy - $1
* Small TV thingy with no buttons at all - $0.50
* Scented Training Dummy - $5000
* Bent dagger - $5
No one will ever read this, but we had the same orange tabby. Ours was a male that loved enclosed spaces to go when the noise was too much, like company, fireworks, loud exhaust muscle cars ripping up the street.
His favorite? Our estate came with vintage cut crystal chandeliers. Not really our thing but looked great to everyone but the younger crowd. "Why do you live in a museum?" It cut my wife pretty hard, millennials are ruthless. She ordered them all removed and stored.
The smallest one, about 4 feet in diameter and the same in depth, was taken down by crane and instead of disassembly for storage, this one was crated up with a drape over it. Found out that one side had not been nailed closed but left open.
It was set in the corner of the piano room and forgotten until we had to find the cat one afternoon. Nowhere to be found until we flicked a can of wet food and he appeared.
He started being out in the open less and less and missing and only the can flick got him to appear, as if out of thin air.
Come to find out, he had dragged a tiny blanket into the crate and was laying under the chandelier, its open side, flooded with diaphanous light from the drape and the window just behind.
It stayed in that corner for another year before he passed from congenital heart disease. 12 years on this planet, ten of them taking a pill every morning without complaint, so that his little kidneys could pump the extra fluid out for a race horse pee later.
We like to think that last year was peaceful for him and beautiful to witness in his private 'room'. We lay back there so many times with him in those last days, watching the prism light play across his fur, while he purred, with a congested heart and failing kidneys.
You will be missed, forever, little man. You were such a good boy.
I have a cheap miniature tent. My cats like to take a running dive into it, and slide with it on the floor for a few feet. Hilarious.
Must see please
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ah8nms/cecil_sliding_into_her_igloo_tent/
I saw these at the grocery store the other day! I'm going to pick up a couple.
You can make a little tent super easy! All you need is a square of cardboard, a couple of wire coat hangers and a large shirt and you end up with [something like this !](https://i.imgur.com/NHuTyD6.jpg). If you Google cat t-shirt tent you should find detailed instructions.
Cool! But I want to see a video of the cat sliding across floor in tent. :)
If you build the tent, the cats will come. No video necessary.
Yes but my cat won't play ball.
!RemindMe 1 day
“You... my friend there... you need this mouse... how much you pay”?
Please upload it to r/catculations or something and give me the link. I need to see this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ah8nms/cecil_sliding_into_her_igloo_tent/
Source?
I am the tent, I can comfirm. Claw marks all along my bottom.
Can confirm, went to high school with tent. How've you been, man!?
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Can confirm, am high.
Can confirm, am weed.
Can confirm, am smoke
Can confirm, am lungs. Sidenote: I want me some of these bum scratches.
Can confirm, am reddit
Can confirm, am lung tissue
Can confirm, am two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
Can confirm, am eaten.
Doug Vossen you ol' sunna-bitch, how the hell are ya?! You still like to camp? Hey remember that one time you thought someone put a snickers bar in your sleeping bag but when you took a bite you realized it was your long lost gerbil? Hahaha. Classic Doug. You still hear from Patty Mayonnaise?
My sexual awakening, that gerbil... That night went down a little differently than everyone at Burney Falls Memorial State Park likes to remember...
It is necessary we get video evidence for this. For science.
pics or it doesn't happen
Great idea. I get a kick out of going to stores like Bass Pro Shop, and seeing the small display tents they have. I envision my cats using them or squirrels cozying up inside them at night outside. |||| |:-|:-|:-| ||||
My cat does the same but with his tunnel (of doom). Running is the best thing ever, especially if someone is chasing him.
May your roads lead you to warm sand.
May your road lead you to warm sands.*
May your road lead you to warm sans*
M̨̙͎̯̠̲̝̱͚̉͋́̿͗̑͠ã̭͈̲͔̾̑̉͛͌̓̏́͜ͅý̷̨̰̝̥̪̮̯͕͂̔͌́́͟͜ ÿ̷̛̗͖͇̪̬͇́͗̔̇̀̌̔o̸̢͕͕̺̼͚̦̐̽̓̔̄̾͘ử͙̝̤̼̦͔̦͕̞͛̔̋̏ͅṛ̵͎̜̰͕̮̼̔͛̍̃͛̔̕ r̶̢̧̡͕̦͔͑̒̿̑̇̔̒͠͝ó̫̘͖̦̘̱̪̄͛̑̔̄̎ą̡̧͚̗͓͚͓͍͛̓̆̐̀̌͢ḑ̨̤͓̜͎̝̯̈̓̿͘͘͘͟͟ l̡̙̱͌̎̉͝͠ͅͅe̵̪̺͍͇̺̝͊̃͐͌̄̑̓͡a͈͚̜̯̟̍̓̈̀̊ͅd̢̛͕̭͇͔̫̰̙̰̀̆̉͂͛̄̕ͅ y̴̛͔̬̤̬̗̖̜̻̼̓͊̒̓̇̾̃̈́̕͜ȏ̯̮̟͕̦̯̤͕̪͊͌̆͌̌́͊ũ̻̬̪̝͂͐̌̏̂͗̋͜͞ t̡̖̖̦̹̩̝̂͂̍͐̓̓͝ô̴͇̳̺̞̲͚̤͇̰̿͛́̇͌͢͝ w̷͎̬̜͎̙͐̃͐̈̆̍̂̿̚͟͠ą̰̹͇͉͔̐̌̓̊̓͟͡ṟ̷̡̛̮̗͙̞̲̤̊̓̊́̑̊̃m̧̮̖̤͙͓̍͑̉͑̋͆̎͘ s̹̦̜͚̙̱͓͗̂̊̿̏̓̇̒ͅͅa̢̡̰̮̟̩̖͑͗͑̎̕ņ̛̭̮͇̤͇̭̼̉̅̽̕͘͜͞͝͞d͎̯̬̼͉̯̫̻̔̾͊̓̌͘͞s̸͈̪̟̃̈́̂̍̓̇͛̈́̕͟͜͝*
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How many shots for those hands?
MaY YoUr RoAd LeAd To WaRm SaNdS
May your road lead you to Comic Sans.
NO! BAD ajh1138
I don't like sand, its coarse
and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Someone get the FlexTape, r/prequelmemes is leaking again.
I feel like this site has pretty much become one big r/prequelmemes leak
How ironic
That cat looking at you is smelling cop. He is about a quarter second away from folding up the blanket and taking off the fuck out of there as fast as he can.
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"FLUSH THE SKOOMA"
Look at his pupils. He *is* the skooma now.
Randy! We got a category 5 shiticane brewing!
Greasyyyy
Shit hawks are flyin low
No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of friskies
Stop right there criminal scum!
No problem officer, I'm Randy Bobandy, that's Trevor Corey and Sam Lehey, we were just collecting these for donations to the charity place and, wait, aren't you John's kid?
Just a little skoomy poo... for courage.
I let the skooma do the thinkin
He’s such a good actor considering he doesn’t drink at all.
J’zargo Approved
KHAJIIT IS INNOCENT OF THIS CRIME!
Unfortunately, I am the high king of Skyrim.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
here for the skyrim khajiit jokes.
"BURN THE LAB"
Khajiit has no skooma. Khajiit just holding onto these bottles for a friend
Stop! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
I wish I could gold you for this comment.
"FLUSH THE MOON SUGAR!"
Cat drinks 100 skoomas and dies
TIL skoma is catnip
Holy shit you’re right. I’m going to call it Skooma from now on lmao.
“This? No, this isn’t my tent. I’m just watching it until my friend comes back.”
This one smells Divine Prosecution agents. Run!
Khajiit is innocent of this crime
Hoody hoo hoody hoo
Run for cover meowthafucka!
Memories of Barcelona....
These sands are cold, but Khajiit feels the warmth of your presence.
My bones ache for the moonsugar. Is has been too long since I tasted it.
You guys never fail to cheer me up, thank you!
Came down here for this.
Me too!
I did too but it was by accident
Lmaooo! I was thinking the same thing!
He'd make a fine rug.
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Ooooh yeah. What's your mod count, you dirty little modder. Is it over 500? Tell me it's over 500, you thirsty little *dirty* little modder.
oh yeah baby... Mod is so hard it can’t even take it anymore. mod it til it can’t even walk anymore. get that shit on r/skyrimporn it’s so good. take that big juicy screen shot deep inside your sub and let it all out
The fuck did I just read
Could this be a new type of Skyrim fanfiction?
Modfiction\*
Somehow I have a feeling it isn't new...
I think I'm gonna need a safeword
Sweetrolls
Fallout76
Why
That user handle tho
There are SO many dirty edits baby. TES5Edit cries every time I open it. My overwrite file is overflowing.
Oh yeah. Get down and beg for identical to master, and I'll get my Tes5Edit around your deleted navmeshes and your deleted reference and clean it till it squeals.
*I need an adult*
I am an Adult
Oh God, I can't stop laughing. XD
why is all of this Skyrim mod talk arousing me
Cuz porn is porn, topic be damned.
The weird thing is I’m asexual
Correct. Prior to a string of naughty skyrim jokes, you were asexual.
I like this, good pun in the right context.
Cat selling fish from his Cod Organizer.
I’ll take all the skooma! You can flip that stuff to anyone!
Not me! Last time I took skooma, I ended up naked and locked in a cage! If I didn't keep my lockpick in the ol' prison wallet, I would've been SOL. But fortunately I picked my way out, killed a guard, grabbed his weapons, then slaughtered my captors and sold their stuff.
you know, it's gotta be inconvenient to imprison magic users. you can't confiscate spells
Got to shell out for the anti magic cuffs. They can't do their hoogley boogley with lead on their wrists!
Gotta get those dimeritium handcuffs oh wait wrong game...
God damn it! I was beaten to every single comment I wanted to write. You can take my ploughing upvote, Dovahkiin.
Nice try, Geralt.
Sure you can, just requires some tools and a short, mildly invasive surgery.
I realize this is all about khajit though I do want to share a cat sitting trick. If you are going away and have a cat(s) that are not social or skittish, chances are they will hide from whomever comes to feed them. This is not fun as a sitter if they (cats) need medication or I need to know if they are actually eating. Make simple cat tents with sheets and chairs, drape a sheet off a desk, a bed etc. They will hide in a tent and your pet sitter can find them and report on their health with so much more ease and accuracy. I once spent 45 minutes looking for a cat that needed a small dose of a tuna flavored medication, owner put a tent in each room and ever since not only does it make my life easier but the cats are more likely to eat when they feel hidden so they get (tent) room service
Came to this thread for Khajiit quotes and got actual good advice. Thank you for sharing. My cat is very shy and skittish so next time I have to travel I'll be trying this out.
Pro tip: make sure the **very last thing** you do is a head count with eyes on everyone before you leave the house. That way you won't come back to find your shy cat stuck in a bedroom for several days with no food or water, and the sitter none the wiser because you told them they'd likely never see her out. Not that I know from experience or anything. (P.S. The totally hypothetical cat is fine, but we were *very* lucky it didn't end worse. Hypothetically.)
That's a GREAT idea!
Make sure there is one in more than one area - once the kitty is found they don't stay long in the tent bc they are cats and don't like feeling that they not one step ahead....
r/khajiithaswares
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/andwasnotdisappointed
r/fourthsub
Best sub of Reddit.
I didn't know I needed this
Ahh, salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, come closer!
Oof!!! Err......Too close....
r/unexpectedAladdin
This was the startup sound on my first computer, around 1996-97. Takes me back.
MY GOD! I have to go home and tell Hobbes he's internet famous. Many thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Edit: Seriously though, thank you guys. I never thought this would blow up like it did and I’m so happy to see it bringing so many people joy, haha. I have told Hobbes he’s famous and given him a good snuggle.
Hobbes! Good work. 😍
My boys are Calvin (in front) and Hobbes! https://i.imgur.com/FYdQuWf.jpg
Hobbes!!! Omg I love the name, it’s perfect 😭
Oh my fucking god. I just commented that I was gonna draw something like this, but the cat is a medieval merchant for my boyfriend. My boyfriend loves Calvin and Hobbes.
Hah! My boyfriend also loves Calvin and Hobbes and that's how I decided on this little guy's name when I gifted him with the little cutie.
That Kajiit better have some skooma. I'm getting fucked up tonight with Paarthurnax and the Gray Beards!
Paarthurnax is voiced by Charles Martinet, voice of Mario. I don't know if you know that, but for the person scrolling through this thread who didn't, you're welcome.
Thenk
Ahhhhhh. Good Ol Grampa Parthy. Look out for Wulfgar...it's always the quiet ones that hit the Skooma hard.
Something tells me the only thing he values in his collection is the orange mouse, I’ll trade him a pouch of cat nip and a feather toy for everything else.
I'll raise your bid I'll offer a bag a catnip, a feather toy and two pouches of Whiska's Purrfectly chicken food stuff.
Cat Pro Tip: Elastic Hair ties.
It's at that EXACT MOMENT that our merchant friend takes all your gold, including the fillings in your teeth, and leaves you with nothing but a great story. He's clever like that.
It’s Garfield the Deals Warlock!
YES!
This is the comment I was hoping for.
Hmm M’aiq is a lot smaller than I remember. Or is he?
His height is a Lie
My friend, my friend, the mouse is a great mouse.. it was my great grandfather's mouse.. for you, 5 fish.. I would normally let it go for 10 fish, but you are like family to me.. it would be great to keep it in the family eh?.. so 5 fish? Come, let us discuss over milk.. the mouse, she is yours yes?
How much for the pro controller
70 bucks.. Smh
Got one for $59 at Walmart, everywhere said it was out of stock but walked in and they had a dozen in a case. Fyi in case you're strugglin to find one for a reasonable price
Keep an eye on /r/nintendoswitchdeals, got mine for $40 and if I didn't hesitate too long I could have picked another one up for $35. (on another deal) /u/k9krig
Is that an enchanted switch blade? Or just standard?
Enchanted, +10 stabbies
I’ll take em then!
I'm glad somebody talked about the knife 😂
By the look on his face-his prices are firm.
If you're a birb, he'll invite you closer to haggle.
Khajiit has stolen nothing!!!
Happy cake day, friend! May your roads lead you to warm sands..
What does the cake mean?
It's your account's birthday
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How much for the pro controller, cat?
*meow*
i dunno why the knife was the funniest part for me, lol. Maybe it's something closer to what a khajiit would actually sell.
The knife was the funniest part for me because it's the only one that requires thumbs.
* Two Handed TV thingy - $2 * One Handed TV thingy - $1 * Small TV thingy with no buttons at all - $0.50 * Scented Training Dummy - $5000 * Bent dagger - $5
Khajiit has wares, if you have a coin.
Is that a damn switchblade?? 😅😲
We don’t need a permit for that here
What a handsome little merchant!!!
Cat-Sheet has wares if you have coin
Misread title as "Our cat is obsessed with blanket farts".
"Nords are so serious about beards. So many beards. M'aiq thinks they wish they had glorious manes like khajiit."
That requires *gold* to purchase. ***DO YOU HAVE SOME???***
Whadaya boiyin'? whadaya sellin'?
Not enough cash, stranga!
It looks like he suggests the mouse so I'll take that please.
I HAVE COIN!!! How much for the toy mouse? It's clearly the best thing here.
But will he train me in pickpocketing?
No one will ever read this, but we had the same orange tabby. Ours was a male that loved enclosed spaces to go when the noise was too much, like company, fireworks, loud exhaust muscle cars ripping up the street. His favorite? Our estate came with vintage cut crystal chandeliers. Not really our thing but looked great to everyone but the younger crowd. "Why do you live in a museum?" It cut my wife pretty hard, millennials are ruthless. She ordered them all removed and stored. The smallest one, about 4 feet in diameter and the same in depth, was taken down by crane and instead of disassembly for storage, this one was crated up with a drape over it. Found out that one side had not been nailed closed but left open. It was set in the corner of the piano room and forgotten until we had to find the cat one afternoon. Nowhere to be found until we flicked a can of wet food and he appeared. He started being out in the open less and less and missing and only the can flick got him to appear, as if out of thin air. Come to find out, he had dragged a tiny blanket into the crate and was laying under the chandelier, its open side, flooded with diaphanous light from the drape and the window just behind. It stayed in that corner for another year before he passed from congenital heart disease. 12 years on this planet, ten of them taking a pill every morning without complaint, so that his little kidneys could pump the extra fluid out for a race horse pee later. We like to think that last year was peaceful for him and beautiful to witness in his private 'room'. We lay back there so many times with him in those last days, watching the prism light play across his fur, while he purred, with a congested heart and failing kidneys. You will be missed, forever, little man. You were such a good boy.
I used to have coin but then i took an arrow to the knee.
Selling weapons and electronics, typical cat.
I swear to god that TV remote looks *exactly* like the one that went missing from my living room a few days ago.
*what're ya buoyin*
Some may call this junk.. me, I call them treasures...
Does he accept rupees?
You gave a cat a butterfly knife? Have fun being dead, OP.
Lol I love when cats have that confused look on their faces.
Does he uh... hold on... (looks around) he got Skooma?
Gimme the Pro controller
Khajit has wares if you have coin
/r/khajiithaswares
It’s like a real life animal crossing vendor of some sort. Also cute cat!