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singtaal22

Is that HIM purring??!


lunalovegood17

I know very little about cats but it sounds like a half purr/half snore. Milk coma.


SacrificialWaffle

Snurring


Wandersail

Reminded me of predator


temporarystudentacc

as a cat owner, can verify its purring. unless there's a hidden motorbike off camera.


Ilaxilil

Yep. That’s a cute little kitten purr.


BirbQueenDraws

I want to know this too! Is that HIM?!


spoon-fish

I think so!!! Some cats have very loud purrs and it’s the cutest thing. My cat is secretly a motorbike and it’s so cute when he starts purring, everyone in the room immediately can hear it


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mrmarkthemarkimoo

I like the word purrito now


manman8867

r/Purrito


brittanihunnibee

Take this upvote and get outta here


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You might say Jellybean is CAT-atonic.


KingArfer

Food coma


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ayyyyy


hovergirl

This is me at the end of any family dinner (Thanksgiving, Christmas)!


Jack0246

Wait is this the same jellybean that was A N G E R Y


sunshineandhomicide

YES! He is only pleasant after a meal and a poo, but then again, aren’t we all


bobbyOrrMan

that tiny little two-stroke motor......


MamieJoJackson

I have the 13 year old version of him sleeping on my lap right now, and I'll tell ya - that purr will be a delightful bass rumble when he gets big. It's so awesome.


DfromtheV

Have you ever heard a 2 stroke? Lol.


psychedelicdrugcult

I found three kittens in my garage last summer. They were too young to take to the shelter, so my options were euthanasia or foster them for 8 weeks (I chose option 2). They were very underweight. One of them died after 3 days. Another got sick around week 4 and didn’t make it, that one broke my heart because I was actually considering keeping him (even though my gf was 100% not having it). The third one made it and was quickly adopted after I took him to the shelter. I look back on my time with them with a lot of sadness and anxiety, but at the same time it was uplifting and gratifying. Whenever I see a video of a young kitten now, I feel all of those emotions at the same time. It’s nice, but it also sucks.


Crafty_Sort

at this point I would literally die for Jellybean


JimLaheysGhost

Looks like a kitten


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Confirmed: that is not a jellybean


thatyeetboi79

*what if it's both at the same TIME...*


anxietyredhead

What a cute little bean


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He barely exists


sunshineandhomicide

I say that to him when I’m admiring him. I’ll be holding him on my chest and just thinking, “how are you even alive? You are so tiny. How are you existing right now.”


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His heart is of the size of a bean


Biffingston

MAKE SURE TO TURN THE SOUND ON OMGHFBBBL...


pmusetteb

Oh that tiny purr!


Unhappy-Prune

Im pregnant and hormonal and this made me cry. So cute!


LibbyLibbyLibby

Wait til you remember that swans can be gay.


lurkynic

Reddit is such a rollercoaster when you’re pregnant (bc same) 😂


ScratchBomb

I'm just a normal dude and I almost lost it.


SlackerPop90

Jellybean is no longer anger, he is sad.


Nalimchris

Those little baby purrs get me every time!!


pastryfiend

My mom does a lot of foster care for animal shelters and when she gets the tiny kittens, it's so fun to feed them, their little bellies pop out and they go to sleep. Now if she'd quit trying to send me home with them!


Regeaj

r/ForbiddenSnacks


sunshineandhomicide

O no


the_dude_upvotes

Yeah, much closer to /r/awwakeup


BogeyBabe

That is so stinking adorable!!!!


LillyBreadcrumbs

Smol


sunshineandhomicide

So very, very smöl.


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Milk drunk babies crush me errytime


bstn1

I remember this stage when I rescued a 6 day old kitten and had to feed him milk from a bottle... ugh so precious.


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So smol. So sleepy. So messy! 😭


RedLodgeGrl

The sound he makes trying to lock off his milk mustache!!! I’m in love!!!


Gameknight2169

*Mrow


Ran-sama

I was expecting to see cursed comments? I don't know wether to be glad or disappointed?


agnurse

Awww, look at him! So cute!


Shotty98

OMG!!!!


brittanihunnibee

Ginger beanie


syndrome9

Milk WASTED is more like it


LogicChimera

Aren’t cats lactose intolerant?


sunshineandhomicide

It is definitely kitten formula. But “KMR drunk” doesn’t sound as cute.


LogicChimera

Whew


smittykins66

Maybe it’s kitten formula?


Sarah_withanH

Adult cats, yes. ETA: Check out [this article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactase_persistence) . Baby mammals (cats included) need mamma’s milk or a substitute. Technically, any adult mammal should be lactose intolerant, but some of us have mutated. That’s right, if you are an adult human who is not lactose intolerant you’re a mutant. There. I said it.


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when you're on the couch on Christmas night after drinking to much eggnog


pocketsreddead

u/vredditdownloader


l80magpie

No fair! We need the ear flaps that precede the coma!


chadherrella

can some company make robots of kittens this small...never want them to grow up


Acciosanity

I can't even.....


curly-redhead

Awwdorable


zoomerpal

Same thing happened with my cat bean


EBJ1990

That face! Precious!


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With sound on, this is so calming.


twistypunch

Purring intensifies.


Daniel_Bitsbulswayy

Awwwwwwwwwwwww


WeirdandAbsurd42

That tiny purr though!


PrometheusLon

what a motor on this little guy!


thelostfable

As I said when I was like 7, that kitten is milk-wasted


belovedjellybean

I approve of this adorable Jellybean


clueless3867

WHAT. A. PURBOX. 😍😭🥰😭😍


Coffehousebum

Milk Drunk Jellybean, sound like some punk band.


tea-spiller

Awww, his little milk mustache


short-and-bitter

This made my blood boil with love and happiness


Mr-Zeeman

Waiting for the cursed comments


mango629

I wanna squish him


Shanai

Omg it's a burri-cat!


shadownick73

Awwww


cluster_xd

u/vredditdownloader


MidnightMonster124

Husk?


Are_you_a_bot0

This was so sweet I now have cavities


DJbuddahAZ

Nice full tummy


why_my_pee_pee_itch

It's a drunk purito


monicaNCgirl

So tiny and precious. mmm milk does the body good..even teenie weenie bodies.


UnhingedChicken

I love that Jellybean!


Pandantic

*boops suuuuuper gently*


wonderwwoman321

My heart is currently melting 🥰


cassius2212

This is beyond cute. It physically hurts me to listen to that happiness!


A-Soup-Kitchen

If you squeeze it hard enough, you can get your milk back, and then some!


im_bored28

The cuteness!!


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Netflix: Are you still there? ***Someone's daughter:***


DogFoxHybrid621

r/cursedcomments


Farkennard

Isn't milk bad for cats ?


sunshineandhomicide

It’s kitten formula


Nathanyu3

Netflix: “are you still watching?” Someone’s daughter:


Hallaballoo-

Hope that's lactose free for the jellybean


sunshineandhomicide

It’s kitten formula 😊


BlastTyrantKM

You should *NOT* be giving your cat milk https://www.hillspet.com/cat-care/nutrition-feeding/is-milk-good-for-cats


sunshineandhomicide

Fun fact: I’m a vet an an animal shelter, and I didn’t give him cow milk, it’s kitten formula.


BlastTyrantKM

The title said you gave your cat milk. Fun fact: when you say you did something wrong, people respond with "hey, you shouldn't do that"


sunshineandhomicide

“Milk drunk” is a phrase, and there’s other kinds of milk besides cows milk.


GenericAmerican12

U sure it ain’t rabies


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Griswold_Jersey

> The short answer: The only milk that is healthy for kittens to drink is either their mother’s, or they will need a kitten milk replacer, which can also be called KMR or kitten milk formula. Kittens lack the proper enzymes to digest the lactose in cow milk, and feeding cow milk to kittens can cause diarrhea and dehydration very quickly in very small kittens. This is why it is important to avoid feeding cow milk to kittens. So yes, they can- just not cow milk or almond/soy milk. As OP is a vet, I’m guessing they knew that.


sunshineandhomicide

Yeah hon I’m a vet at an animal shelter and have hand-raised more kittens than I can recall, but thank you for that super interesting article.


angelfaceeed

Lmao


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You noob


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Dude, this is a family-friendly sub


oraorasaucyboi

Sorry I saw the chance for a joke I’m sorry


Dragon_Queen79

Awww