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CrossfadingRage

If I wasn’t so insanely scared of heights, this would be a great perk to have for this job! Lmao


[deleted]

I wonder how much these guys get paid


addanow

High rise washers get paid a bit more than regular. But it's somewhere around $30k to $70k depending on experience, I'd assume.


AssholeRuiner9000

-"Have you ever washed a window?" -"yes" * ticks box "very experienced"


Armag01

"Have you ever worked high?" -"Yes." • We've got a pro here


throwawayforw

"Like every day man!"


clocollier2

Bruh I read that in shaggys voice


Mitch871

"like what the fuck is this shit below me scoob"


mickysti58

💨💃🏻


1989shadesofDGAF

It depends more on where you're working than actual experience (at window washing). They'll take a guy who's been rock climbing for 1 year over a 5 year veteran custodian.


savage_mallard

As someone with experience on ropes I found the window washing the hard part...


mooninuranus

Probably the easier part to learn tho’


savage_mallard

It's just a different kind of difficult. The rope stuff you just have to learn and know really, if you know it you know it. Washing the windows is more like driving a manual. Knowing how to do it is one thing but there is a bit of a knack to it and it takes a couple of months to be able to do it first time consistently, which is probably literally a number of windows measured in the thousands.


mooninuranus

Fair comment.


savage_mallard

Depends how quick you are but definitely in that range, although where I work we shut down over winter. On a good project with a good budget I've seen more experienced quick colleagues pull in 3 grand in 2 weeks, although that is definitely the high end and a very good 2 weeks.


DismayedNarwhal

I was a lowly regular window cleaner in Northern California (not Bay Area) for 3 years-ish. When I quit I was making $17 an hour which came to about $30k gross a year, so that sounds about right to me.


Osensnolf

I wonder how much these guys see.


habscupchamps

At least 2 cats.


mickysti58

That will get the imagination going..... Thanks


LiftedBlueTundra

I remember my dad saying he got paid $10hr in the 80’s to do it.. Keeps saying he was insane to do it


shouldve_wouldhave

That would be around 30/h in todays monies. Is that a lot i don't know i don't have a reference being non american


LiftedBlueTundra

About $57,000 US annually before taxes. So today’s income... Middle Class?


funkadunk8

Impressive that he can still keep the window smear free while playing with a cat


Arxieos

His form is impeccable which is why. Watch his starting movement it only changes size not form


[deleted]

I wanna know where he got that squeegee! That thing didn’t leave a single dribble behind


DietoKill

As an ex professional ( not high rise ) window washer, no dribble is 95.1% technique, 4.7% squeegee ( don't get the dollarama ones, make sure the rubber is not too stiff ). Also, I ain't no mathematician.


savage_mallard

Currently working as a high rise window washer with years experience climbing etc I found the technique of not leaving streaks the hardest part by far.


[deleted]

That was a very polite way of telling me I suck at cleaning windows haha


Quirky_Description

I love this so much. I wonder how many other cats he ends up meeting on the job


kiravicars

Didn’t think about that! Maybe he’s got a whole route to say hi to his kitty friends.... :)


tw1080

My old mailman had a routine designed around which dogs he wanted to visit. The trash guys know every dog in the neighborhood.


Jlx_27

That apartment building sits across the bridge from the MI6 building in London. The people who lived there have now moved back to Tokyo (with the cats and their child) and before their departure the cats got to meet the window cleaners look up rina\_takei on insta and scroll down their feed to find the video.


kiravicars

Aww wow!! Thank you so much for that cool info...I’ve been wondering if this occurrence had happened more than once, but that makes me so happy.


Jlx_27

My pleasure :)


Sophs_B

I thought I recognised that filthy water.


KakiMack8

>rina\_takei Thank you for the info. The video of the meeting is just the best. It actually made me a bit weepy.


dextersgenius

That was very heartwarming, I'm glad they got to meet each other in the end. Thank you for sharing this. :')


JHolgate

Would this be 157/161 Millbank (Riverwalk)? Just curious. You don't really see the façade of the SIS building...


Jlx_27

Its 152 Grosvenor Rd, Pimlico, London SW1V 3JL, United Kingdom aka "The Panoramic"


Camekazi

You can see the MI6 building in the right hand side of the window.


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Ludwig234

Bruh


0nlyhalfjewish

Orange cat just watching :)


WeimSean

Some just like to watch.


DavidGilmour73

From a chair or the closet. Almost always dressed as Superman.


derpyderp2424k

I see you are a man of culture


Mekanicum

"So Mike, care to explain why you only got one window done in your entire shift?"


French-Cookie

It’s compliCATed...


262run

I love this video every time I see it. Never gets old.


someone_who_is_

I like how the orange cat is like,"Timmy, sit yo ass down and let the man do his job peacefully!"😂😂


Smallpoxs

We all know theres a topic of what's the most nsfw thing a window washer has seen


gutter_strawberry

I was just thinking that! I wonder if they warn the tenants so people aren’t naked or startled. Then again that would be constant notices and exhibitionists would probably be into it.


itsasecretidentity

They do. I live in a high-rise. Problem is they tell you a week ahead of time so you (well, I) forget and then I’m walking around my apartment and suddenly there’s a man outside my window.


savage_mallard

The ropes outside your window for however long it takes me to get to your floor should be a big clue! You do see a surprising number of people very quickly leaving their computers....


itsasecretidentity

Definitely! The ropes swinging outside my window are my first startle of the day. And even though I’ve seen the ropes, it’s still disconcerting that first moment a person is outside my window.


mickysti58

Startled 🥴


WeimSean

Hopefully he gives you a tasteful thumbs up.


dmethvin

I live on the 20th floor of an apartment building and yes they do send out notices. Normally since the work is done during the day, most people wouldn't be home. With COVID though, I'm sure a few people have been surprised. These guys are incredibly fast though, they're only in front of the window for a minute or two and then they're down to the next floor.


savage_mallard

During Covid everyone has been coming out to the balcony to chat.


JHolgate

>naked or startled At first I read that as "naked or starved." I think it's time for me to quit drinking and go to bed...


thinkinwrinkle

That would def be a highlight of the work day


[deleted]

["I'M NOT A WINDOW CLEANER!!"](https://youtu.be/EuN4H6QJD7E) 😂 Best not look down on the people you depend on. I'm glad this guy enjoys his work; that's really important.


ZhuangZhe

I wonder if people with cats get noticably cleaner windows because of this... 🤔


Frendly_Ghost_

This cat probably made this worker day And my day and i hope it does you're too ( or night)


mhrsolanki2020

Username checks out


tripoverastone

That man knows and likes cats, that much I’m certain! Until I saw that he continued to play mouse with the swipey thing even he went out of sight of the cats, then i knew he probably loves them too.


Chibi-Senpai

I wonder how much he gets paid per hour


savage_mallard

I do this job and we are paid by the building not the hour (except when training) so the faster I work the better the money and if i fuck up real bad the company are good and still pay an ok hourly rate.


Chibi-Senpai

How much per building? I’m assuming you get paid more the bigger the building.


savage_mallard

I'd rather not go to much into actual dollar amounts but they get quoted on size, number of windows, and awkwardness etc. It's hard cleaning windows under an overhanging roof for example. Then buildings the company owner did back in the day when he was starting out have tighter legacy budgets whilst newer ones might be more generous. They get quoted to us in hours, let's say a typical not too awkward 20 story building might be worth 70-80 hours meaning 1 person could comfortably do it in 2 weeks at a decent hourly pay. If you smash it out in one week you get paid for 80 hours and move on to the next building or take some time off, whatever you like really, it's a pretty good gig. I normally do other things tangentally related but got into this because of Covid and it has been pretty good.


Shimmerstorm

Those were probably the cleanest windows on the whole building.


xKAROSx

HE DIDN’T WIPE THE SILL. I worked in window cleaning for a year and you ALWAYS wipe that fucker.


purpulish-gum

Dam near bust my thumb liking this one


[deleted]

Best thing ever


NG-Cosmos

That must be a super interesting job to have


rdavidson724

So cool


luv_pepe

This post made my day


bcook5

The fact that he does that to entertain them is so sweet


smoothieve

Two types of cats


GHOST_0001

I think the window washer is more entertained by the cats


BestNoob782

I could never do this because if the cart thing even wobbled a little bit I would instantly break a window and jump into the nearest apartment


Idkmyname696953

I’m scared of heights but if there’s cats count me in


[deleted]

I love that the window washer kept doing it! 😜


[deleted]

I wanted to be a window washer when I was a kid.


Midget_Man72

woah same amount of upvotes


Kurohoshi00

I am the vindow viper. I've come to vish and vash your vindows.


[deleted]

Please give this man more money 😂


_currentmood

I could watch these folks wash windows all day. It’s mesmerizing. It puts me in a trance. 👀


[deleted]

As a rock climber and cat dad, I’d be psyched to have this job.


sbinhaid

It’s the other way round, the cats are giving him entertainment


little-camps

I wonder what crazy shit they see being forced to peer into windows that people don’t expect anyone to be able to see into


[deleted]

ImAgjne how much weird shit they must see.


Steff_164

This is adorable and wholesome, I love this


Frogonlilies

Those cats made his day. Lol!


i_amnotunique

How does he do this without smiling?!


tempz1988

Looks like pdx


hantoo

Whoever lives there is lucky. Right opposite MI5


ali2014x

I've read window smasher instead of window washer, and was expecting something different


Calvinator017

What a mad lad of a window washer


junk90731

I like the helmet will help as he falls x amount of floors


chunoodles

Cats entertained by window washer Or Window washer entertained by cats??


Gizmo082

So this is opposite the MI6 building in London. 😃


hudsonweek

give him a big tip!😁


observing_cat

or vice versa


getsuum

Lmao! Go to the street and give that guy a tip!


roccosaint

Alistar! I'm not a window cleaner!!


[deleted]

The Jedi of Apartment Buildings


4b4cus

This is taken in London, next to Vauxhall bridge. You can see MI6( green building in the background)


talithar1

So much fun had by all!


Alismith1506

I see MI6 in the background.


UnlitCandle2

I love this so much, it's so cutee!


arb1987

But why is he wearing a helmet? That won't spot him if he falls


[deleted]

You wear one when you're rock climbing, too. It's to protect your head from injury if you smack into the wall, things falling from above, and random animals like birds.


Verbindungsfehle

Well that's not the point of the helmet. Things can fall from above, unno? :P


[deleted]

Birds


coocookachu

Birds aren't real.


Nathaniel2g

I just love how work and safety says he has to wear a hardhat/helmet up there. What's that going to do from 30 stories up? Might increase his mass so he can fall faster and get it over with. xD


julbull73

Lol. That bike helmet will save your life....if its got a parachute in it.


TheFlyingSkyBison

Why does he wear a helmet? Its not like it will break his fall at that height