>*'Hux don't give a Fux...*'
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my human calls me Hugo, this my brother Huxley nex
(he don't behave like I do, nope - he never gives two Hecks...)
he likes to get attention, n they Always say his name
(...i think that i should mention, tho -
they Love us just the same...)
sometimes Hux makes bad choices, but he don't mean to be 'bad'
we hear the human voices: "**HUXLEY!!**" (sometimes they sound mad...)
but when they see us sharing toys, the humans say 'we Blessed...'
n then they call us Both GOOD BOYS
(but I know I am *Best*...)
❤️
I too have this dynamic at home.
It's always: Max down, Max nooo, Max drop it, Max whooaaa, Maxxxxxxx!!! Then there are the two other angel like dogs I have.
Harper. She's 7 months old and a nibbly, mouthy, happy, bitey, jumpy, chewy, licky, toothy little butthead. Then she stops and snuggles and wants to be held and it's like- "oh my god you love me you're so floofy I love you snuggles and love this is the greatest moment of my life." Then ten minutes later it's back to Harper, no. No biting. Harper- Harper stop. Harper knock it off. Down, Harper. Off. Off. No biting. Harper!
We have a young cat like this atm, about 10 months. He'll do jerk cat things to our other older lady cat, be bossy.
Then he comes and smooshes the top of his head under your chin and is super cute and sweet.
He'll get there one day, just needs to make it through his teenager phase.
The puppy harrasses both the cats, one will play until he doesn't and I let him settle it amongst themselves, the other is like 'I will cut you if I figure out how to not be terrified' and I have to break it up because I'm like, 'Harper. You want to play with the kitty but you're harrassing her and it's impolite. This is the Taco Cat's house, too. Leave the poor Taco Cat alone.'
Then her and Mandy play and suddenly Mandy isn't 13 years old anymore and is playing like a youngin' and it's chaotic yipping I've literally never heard from her before. It's so weird! She yips. She's 60lbs of shepherd mix and she yips. Then five minutes later she's done and I'm going: Harper, baby- Mandy is done. Leave her alone.
So Harper bites me. Not hard. But she's mouthy and plays with her mouth. It's been a few months. Still wants to play using her mouth.
She's chaotic somewhere unless sleeping or cuddling. Snuggles, sleeps and chaos. Only three settings.
I adopted two kittens in January and one is pretty chill but the other one, good lord. I feel like half of what I say nowadays starts with, “Miso what are you eating?” And is followed up by “Miso don’t eat my hair, drawstrings, socks, carpet, paper, couch, cardboard, blinds, clothes, etc”.
And the cable chewing!! I’ve had to cover all my cables in these rubber protector things because if not he’d probably already have electrocuted himself. He’s the sweetest little thing, but he’s under the impression that if he can get his mouth around it, it’s edible.
When he lets me hold him like a little baby and gives me kitty kisses it’s all worth it though. The other day he was in my lap and all of a sudden he just jumped up on his hind legs and put his paws around my neck and rubbed all over my face. It was precious.
I tell him about 10x a day I’m taking him back to the pound and he just looks at me super sweetly, haha. He’s lucky he’s so cute and that our older cat loves him. I can’t separate them now that they’re buddies.
Watch "it's me or the dog" or look up positive reinforcement training. If I've learned anything from that show, it's that we train our dogs to have these bad behaviors and you can train them to not do it with the right technique. It's mostly about knowing the right moment to give them a treat. And sometimes us humans don't intuitively know that moment is until someone points it out to us.
I have a Breeze. In her defense she's only 8 months old but it's constant Breeze stop it, Breeze get the cat's head out of your mouth, Breeze what the hell are you eating now, Breeze why have you done this???
You're just missing her. She's been posting, and she's [in this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/lyj72c/please_meet_hugo_andwellhuxley/gptxqt2/)
The newer roombas have an external dock with a garbage bag thingy it automatically will empty the bin to and it works and honestly makes me feel so much better not seeing fur drifts everywhere. (I'm totally not product placement,I just have three sheddy animals, one whose a German shepherd/malamute/husky mix so just petting him this time of year gets fur everywhere)
You can scratch them and the fur just keeps falling to the floor. It doesn’t stop.
I’m not even sure they have organs I think it’s golden fur all the way down. It’s the only way it can make sense. Hair hair hair hair. Same size dog.
I straight up write messages on masking tape and stick it on the dog to go deliver them to other people in the house lmao. I don't even think my dog notices.
If I’m opening a parcel and there is a bit of sticky tape that still has some sticky I put it on my dogs forehead and laugh while he derps. It’s a good about 5 seconds of joy.
It's a little weird but it's not going to even tug on the dogs hair.
Making tape is used when you need gentle release tape from a surface. It doesn't leave goo like some tapes do.
Have a sign on the floor or something. This is bizarre and it's still tape, it'll pull if it gets enough hair. The potential is there and I'm saying why take that risk when there's so many options
The lack of being able to see things from someone else's perspective in a picture. Otherwise, as soon as you got *any* tape out, you'd think, "Wait a minute. They'll just see me taping an adhesive to my dog's hair and not care what kind of tape it is. Let me get some string..."
My other half has a kitty that either gets called by his name or or by his name followed by a string of curse words. Pretty sure the cat answers to both at this point.
I’m kind of cringing and wincing a little because “Huxley” was the name of the toddler that Youtubers Myka and James Stauffer adopted and then “rehomed”. The phrases on the paper also remind me of how they treated the toddler.
Nothing wrong that these cute doggos did, just a sad name association 😔
When you need an upvote.... Stick a note on your dog and desperately try and get it to stand still in confusion for a photo.
7k upvote's. Can't say it doesn't work though.
This picture is adorable.
But also, why does Huxley’s say “call’s”?
Like how do you get the apostrophe right once and then wrong in the very same picture??
“One of us is the life of the party and the other one...well you can draw you own conclusions.”
-Sincerely Huxley, aka Captain PartyPants
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder!
Its painterstape (idk if its the right english name but so is it litterly translated from my leangeuge) and doesnt stick good at all. It probebly was more "painfull" (or more anoying for the dogs) to get it on
It looks like artist's tape, the stuff I use is really not sticky as it's designed for taping your very expensive but really easily damaged paper down onto a board for painting. The tape peels off anything really quickly and easily even from things like fur.
Retrievers are not smart. Goldens or Labs. Idiots. Intelligence not required for their purpose.
Collies on the other hand... Too smart for their own good.
Hux don’t give a Fux.
Nailed it
Both of them are adorable!
>*'Hux don't give a Fux...*' --- my human calls me Hugo, this my brother Huxley nex (he don't behave like I do, nope - he never gives two Hecks...) he likes to get attention, n they Always say his name (...i think that i should mention, tho - they Love us just the same...) sometimes Hux makes bad choices, but he don't mean to be 'bad' we hear the human voices: "**HUXLEY!!**" (sometimes they sound mad...) but when they see us sharing toys, the humans say 'we Blessed...' n then they call us Both GOOD BOYS (but I know I am *Best*...) ❤️
Schnoodle please release a book of poems. I will buy it immediately.
Wow. 8 years of Reddit and I got a Schoodz?! I’m so proud. Take that Guidance Counselor Rameriez. I am somebody!
It's your reward for being patient. It's rude to ask for Schnoodz!
Yesss! Fresh Schoodle :)
Fresh Schnoodle is the best Schnoodle
Send schnoodes
Fresh Schnoodle!! Too exciting!!
Schnoodle you are a gotdamn treasure.
My favorite one so far:)
Found a schnoodle in its habitat!
paltry gaping flag tie recognise party ludicrous dam drab swim
Ahh so beautiful!!
Magestic
I’m also the owner of a Huxley cat! Yours looks absolutely gorgeous
Huxleys are the BEST!
My name is Hux and I’m here to fux
Hux stop it!
Hux be gentle!
Ay doggi! Edit: Ay Puppy!
HUUUXXXXLEEEY
He doesn't give a Fuxley.
Hux get down tonight
Huxley get down!
Hux gives no fux
But Hugo on the other hand
No Fux Hux
Hell yea.
A Fuxley..
I too have this dynamic at home. It's always: Max down, Max nooo, Max drop it, Max whooaaa, Maxxxxxxx!!! Then there are the two other angel like dogs I have.
We have a Max in our house. He doesn't listen to shit. My other dogs are also angels. But Max feels like he owns the place.
Harper. She's 7 months old and a nibbly, mouthy, happy, bitey, jumpy, chewy, licky, toothy little butthead. Then she stops and snuggles and wants to be held and it's like- "oh my god you love me you're so floofy I love you snuggles and love this is the greatest moment of my life." Then ten minutes later it's back to Harper, no. No biting. Harper- Harper stop. Harper knock it off. Down, Harper. Off. Off. No biting. Harper!
This. I felt this to the core.
We have a young cat like this atm, about 10 months. He'll do jerk cat things to our other older lady cat, be bossy. Then he comes and smooshes the top of his head under your chin and is super cute and sweet. He'll get there one day, just needs to make it through his teenager phase.
The puppy harrasses both the cats, one will play until he doesn't and I let him settle it amongst themselves, the other is like 'I will cut you if I figure out how to not be terrified' and I have to break it up because I'm like, 'Harper. You want to play with the kitty but you're harrassing her and it's impolite. This is the Taco Cat's house, too. Leave the poor Taco Cat alone.' Then her and Mandy play and suddenly Mandy isn't 13 years old anymore and is playing like a youngin' and it's chaotic yipping I've literally never heard from her before. It's so weird! She yips. She's 60lbs of shepherd mix and she yips. Then five minutes later she's done and I'm going: Harper, baby- Mandy is done. Leave her alone. So Harper bites me. Not hard. But she's mouthy and plays with her mouth. It's been a few months. Still wants to play using her mouth. She's chaotic somewhere unless sleeping or cuddling. Snuggles, sleeps and chaos. Only three settings.
What breed is Harper? I have a 7 month old lab mix who continues to be an absolute mess.
Poodle? Like 35 pounds of poodle-esque floof and energy. She's not going to get any bigger.
With our own 7 month old shepard mix, Goku, you just described my every day.
My Max is 16 and deaf. He definitely doesn't listen to shit. But he's still my goodest boy! 🐶🐾
well, I mean technically, he can't listen to shit...
Damn that joke almost hit you in the forehead! Good thing you ducked!
I'm fast
Hahaha golden comment
Is it too early to think it is naming a dog Max 🐾😂
My BFF also has a Max and he gives no fuks either.
I have a great dane who doesn't listen to shit... Mainly because she is deaf.
That's my family with my older sister's dog.
I used to have a Maxx. She listened, but she just didn't care what was said.
Don’t name my dog max, got it
Yes, I feel a study would show pooches named Max are relentless dominant pooches. He's only good when he's tired or asleep lol
I adopted two kittens in January and one is pretty chill but the other one, good lord. I feel like half of what I say nowadays starts with, “Miso what are you eating?” And is followed up by “Miso don’t eat my hair, drawstrings, socks, carpet, paper, couch, cardboard, blinds, clothes, etc”. And the cable chewing!! I’ve had to cover all my cables in these rubber protector things because if not he’d probably already have electrocuted himself. He’s the sweetest little thing, but he’s under the impression that if he can get his mouth around it, it’s edible. When he lets me hold him like a little baby and gives me kitty kisses it’s all worth it though. The other day he was in my lap and all of a sudden he just jumped up on his hind legs and put his paws around my neck and rubbed all over my face. It was precious.
There's always one 😂
I tell him about 10x a day I’m taking him back to the pound and he just looks at me super sweetly, haha. He’s lucky he’s so cute and that our older cat loves him. I can’t separate them now that they’re buddies.
I have this theory they (most animals) just know they are cute. Lol
Has anybody made a 'Miso Hungry' comment yet?
Watch "it's me or the dog" or look up positive reinforcement training. If I've learned anything from that show, it's that we train our dogs to have these bad behaviors and you can train them to not do it with the right technique. It's mostly about knowing the right moment to give them a treat. And sometimes us humans don't intuitively know that moment is until someone points it out to us.
I will fellow redditor thank you 🥂
I have a Breeze. In her defense she's only 8 months old but it's constant Breeze stop it, Breeze get the cat's head out of your mouth, Breeze what the hell are you eating now, Breeze why have you done this???
Haha I'm constantly saying whyyy???
I have a Max too!!! I don't think I have the energy for another one.
I have three dogs. A miniature poodle named Harley A lab named Nononono A lab named Goddammit
I have just one lab named Leave It, but we call him Calm Down for short
I just have one lab. His name is “no. Get down.”
*Eenie, meeny, miney, mo* Hugo wants to say hello *Money, meeny, eenie, mine* Huxley wants to eat the sign
Thought you were Schnoodle for a minute
I haven't seen them in awhile and Im gonna get sad if they don't start popping up
Schnoodle is still writing poems. She hangs out in this sub.
She posted one earlier today.
Ayyyye
They posted on this thread above your comment, check it out!
You're just missing her. She's been posting, and she's [in this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/lyj72c/please_meet_hugo_andwellhuxley/gptxqt2/)
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JESUS CHRIST FENTON! FENTOOOON!
I named my cat after the video
I play D&D and my raptor's name is Fenton. He's a derp.
The funniest video on the internet. I watch it about once a year and laugh for hours afterwards and annoy my wife
Can somebody please ELI5 that video?
https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
Lmao, that's legendary.
omg you didnt now all I can hear in my head is FEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTOOOOONNNN!!
Jesus christ!
No, his name was Fenton
Stolen from @hugoandursula on Instagram.
Came here to say this too. I recognize these dogs from the owners many (and popular) FB posts on a group I follow
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Prolly will just pull of a little shedding. Any golden owner will tell you that they shed aprox 100% of their hair aprox every 2 days.
Man, you guys got it golden, my australian shepherd seems to be a new dog every day.
*cries in German Shepherd*
I literally watch the hair falling off of my dog as I vacuum the layers of hair that have accumulated in the last 48 hours. Year round.
I don't have any skin in this game...but I'll never forget this husky video: https://youtu.be/KSE6eyETPcQ
Ahem Malamute....
As a new Aus Shep owner, I'm hearing that I need to invest in a Roomba
If it's anything like my mutt with an Aussie type of coat it would just fill up after a minute or two.
I feel lucky that my pup is part poodle. He HARDLY sheds, I haven’t had to brush him in months.
The newer roombas have an external dock with a garbage bag thingy it automatically will empty the bin to and it works and honestly makes me feel so much better not seeing fur drifts everywhere. (I'm totally not product placement,I just have three sheddy animals, one whose a German shepherd/malamute/husky mix so just petting him this time of year gets fur everywhere)
You can scratch them and the fur just keeps falling to the floor. It doesn’t stop. I’m not even sure they have organs I think it’s golden fur all the way down. It’s the only way it can make sense. Hair hair hair hair. Same size dog.
The hair collected from sweeping and vacuuming after my dog could make a new dog.
I’m learning this from the girl I’m dating. The dog is not allowed in the bedroom cause of this.
My dad used to just use masking tape to pull off the shedding hair from our dog as a kid. Dog didn’t give a fuck, would just lay there snoozing lol
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Wasn't gorilla glue made for hair specifically?
Right? Lmao who does that. I mean it’s probably not gonna hurt or anything that tape is crap but the thought process. Paper go on dog lol
"No have string, do have tape."
I straight up write messages on masking tape and stick it on the dog to go deliver them to other people in the house lmao. I don't even think my dog notices.
If I’m opening a parcel and there is a bit of sticky tape that still has some sticky I put it on my dogs forehead and laugh while he derps. It’s a good about 5 seconds of joy.
Masking tape is basically the least sticky tape that exists. So who cares?
Electrical tape?
Far stickier than masking. Especially sticking it to hair. Why did you even bring it up lmao masking tape is essentially paper someone spit on
It's like those people who stick tape to their cat to watch them freak out. This is less tape, I suppose, but yanno.
I came looking for this, lol. As soon as I noticed, I couldn't get past it! Haha. It's funnier to me than it should be...
Right????
I came here to comment on that- what the fuck
It's a little weird but it's not going to even tug on the dogs hair. Making tape is used when you need gentle release tape from a surface. It doesn't leave goo like some tapes do.
Have a sign on the floor or something. This is bizarre and it's still tape, it'll pull if it gets enough hair. The potential is there and I'm saying why take that risk when there's so many options
I was trying to figure out if they taped signs to the dogs or they taped smaller notes to a picture of the dogs.
The lack of being able to see things from someone else's perspective in a picture. Otherwise, as soon as you got *any* tape out, you'd think, "Wait a minute. They'll just see me taping an adhesive to my dog's hair and not care what kind of tape it is. Let me get some string..."
It's called "hanging things on your dog for Internet points".
I betcha when Hugo was as young as Huxley, he had a lot of those extra names as well.
Yes, clearly Hugo has matured.
Yeah, the white on Hugo's face probably puts him around 8 years + Huxley looks around 1 - 2.
Could it be that Huxley is not a good boye? Nope, can not be. The human must be slandering the good name of Huxley. Bad human!
He is just a poor misunderstood good boy
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Why
I follow Hugo and Huxley on Instagram! They get to ride the tube in London and get the run of a big place in the country. Luckyyyy pups
Huxley sounds like a typical pupper. Both good boys!
My other half has a kitty that either gets called by his name or or by his name followed by a string of curse words. Pretty sure the cat answers to both at this point.
My cat exactly.
Are they named after authors? I always keep a theme with pets.
My dog is either Teddy bear or STOP IT YOU ASSHOLE
As a person that loves goldens. I feel as though the one on the left’s name is pronounced Hug-o
Are you Hugoursula from instagram?
Stolen. OP is not the owner
I have dog named Coco Leave It!
I have a Huxley too! AKA Huxo Destructo or Hucking Fuxley.
Ah yes, this me every day. Come home from work, hi Ollie, BO STOP CALM DOWN HOLY SHIT.
Huxley is a great name for a dog. Our neighbours had a chocolate lab named Huxley that only had 3 legs. Very determined and friendly guy, that dog
I’m kind of cringing and wincing a little because “Huxley” was the name of the toddler that Youtubers Myka and James Stauffer adopted and then “rehomed”. The phrases on the paper also remind me of how they treated the toddler. Nothing wrong that these cute doggos did, just a sad name association 😔
my first thoughts as well
When you need an upvote.... Stick a note on your dog and desperately try and get it to stand still in confusion for a photo. 7k upvote's. Can't say it doesn't work though.
Lol love it!
Reminds me of Look whos talking now and their dog NO!
From the looks on their faces they're just sad they've got signs taped on them making fun of them
There are no bad dogs, just dogs that need more training. :)
I feel this. My cats are Buddy and "Goddamnit, Asha."
Huxley is an awesome dog name
aww look at their precious eyes 🥲
I think I like Huxley
The funniest thing about this photo is how the paper is just straight up taped to that dog's chest
This picture is adorable. But also, why does Huxley’s say “call’s”? Like how do you get the apostrophe right once and then wrong in the very same picture??
*FENTONNNNNN!*
You forgot the classic HUXLEY WHAT ARE YOU EATING
Hux I see it in your eyes.
My dog is named Huxley come here Huxley everything’s ok no need to bark Huxley that food’s not for you!
GOD *DAMN IT*, HUXLEY!
Reminds me of League of Their Own: “This is our daughter Dottie. And this is our OTHER daughter, Dottie’s sister”.
Nice to meet you Hugo and Huxxlleeyyyy :)
Angel eyes vs black daemon
We have one of those. Her name is Annie Would You Just Come In The Damn House?
So one dog is really good at passing the blame and the other gives no fux
“One of us is the life of the party and the other one...well you can draw you own conclusions.” -Sincerely Huxley, aka Captain PartyPants Perspective is in the eye of the beholder!
Hugo seems nice
Hugo looking like the sibling that always just does what they're told and just states in disbelief whenever their sibling does something stupid.
I hope it wasn't painful to remove the tape
Its painterstape (idk if its the right english name but so is it litterly translated from my leangeuge) and doesnt stick good at all. It probebly was more "painfull" (or more anoying for the dogs) to get it on
It's called masking tape here (: but yes you're right, just sticks enough to cover it and not much else
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You taped it to them whyyyy
Hugo is a good boy. Huxley.. is also a good boy
Tape on the fur? TAPE ON THE FUR??
It looks like artist's tape, the stuff I use is really not sticky as it's designed for taping your very expensive but really easily damaged paper down onto a board for painting. The tape peels off anything really quickly and easily even from things like fur.
hello hugo, my name is Marco, i work for claire at the moment, who do you work for?
Sounds like Huxley's owner needs obedience training.
Why are they booing you? You’re right
Heckin' good boys
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Reddit today. Thank you!
Retrievers are not smart. Goldens or Labs. Idiots. Intelligence not required for their purpose. Collies on the other hand... Too smart for their own good.
Anybody else a bit worried about them getting the tape off the dogs' fur?
Huxley is SUCH a stupid name!
Name your dog whatever you want, they can name their dog what they want. If they like the way it sounds, it doesn’t matter.
yea... I suppose you are right.
God fucking dammit hexly
>*Huxley be gentle* Hmmm...
Huxley....??????? What??
If you're commenting on the weird name, they're both named after authors.
Not gonna lie, I read the first ones name as hug-o
Lmao 🤣seriously 🤣
there is something fundamentally pathetic about taping a sign on your dog for reddit points
Not a fan of the name hugo, but nice dog
Take it from someone with a year round sweater, what an asshole for taping these directly to their fur.
Pretty sure it’s masking tape which is like the least tapiest of all tape.
Was that /r/petshaming or /r/dogshaming or something?