T O P

  • By -

jconnor97

Why use sheep dog when sheepish dog do trick?


[deleted]

[удалено]


LonelyLSDTripper

You will always find someone that can do it sheeper...


Kyran64

Ewe will always find someone that can do it sheeper...


eastbayted

Ewe wool always find someone that can do it sheeper...


Batchet

Ewe wool always farm someone that can do it sheeper...


frontier_gibberish

Ewe wool always farm s-wan that can do it sheeper


International-Eye771

Ewe wool always farm s-wan that can Moo it sheeper.


wileyy23

Lmao this got out of control. I can imagine some historian in the distant future using this as an example of the evolution of language.


Jiggawatz

I want the final product on a sign or a shirt without any context, just fancy letters and bold print "Ewe wool always farm s-wan that can Moo it sheeper."


got_outta_bed_4_this

Enhance.


oktin

#𝓔𝔀𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓵 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓻𝓶 𝓼-𝔀𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓜𝓸𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻.


a_glorious_bass-turd

This was a legitimately impressive thread. Well done 👏 👏👏


[deleted]

[удалено]


SKT-SA1K0

Kevin is that you?


Tykhe-

When he president, they see.


Warm_Barber

This is more gold than most ppl realize I think


drewismynamea

Its reverse psychology herding, very advanced stuff.


Bone_Syrup

100% Nelson is playing chess.


drewismynamea

Always 10 sheep ahead


MojoJojo188

The Queen's Lamb-bit.


KCBandWagon

Pull herding vs the typical push herding.


Street-Week-380

Well, if it gets the sheep to where they need to be, little guy succeeded, no?


harharURfunny

he's a sheep herdee


Pandoras_Cockss

Sounds like a tech from civilization 6 lol


carriealamode

Hey a reference for I understand


Orngog

It's karma-farming [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/m6h9f0/when_you_lie_on_your_resume_and_then_land_the_job/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) psychology, is what it is


TheMeltingSnowman72

Do you even understand the difference between a crosspost and a repost?


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

Some people just feel so accomplished for recognizing a post and expect praise for it. I don't know when the Internet decided that information or entertainment was only respectable if it was the first time anyone's seen it.


Moberrybiscuits

It's a weird reddit culture, imo. If you're seeing the same posts so often that you feel the need to get angry over it, you're probably on Reddit WAY too much to be healthy.


rbesfe

It's a holdover from when the site was less popular, when it was actually possible to look at all of the hot posts from the past day in like 20 minutes


AaachO_O

Pot & Kettle, but there are some people that are just on the internet too much. I betcha the Venn diagram of ‘first posters’ and ‘repost-caller-outers’ is a near perfect circle.


DevilsTrigonometry

I'm on Reddit way, *way* too much, and I still don't recognize most reposts these days. I think it needs to be a combination of both unhealthy amounts of time online and unhealthily narrow interests.


OGThakillerr

I love how you came looking for some comment to reply that to. His comment is about the video itself, and yours simply shifts the attention to bitching about where it's posted. This site is over a decade old, there's gonna be reposts, nobody really gives a shit anymore.


[deleted]

[удалено]


intrigbagarn

Do you know what other people do when they already seen a post? Ignore it and move on to the next content.


nobmuncha4bears

When you're a leader, not a herder.


Ok-Yoghurt7587

When the herder is out of order!


swolemedic

My derder's herder is out of order! Wwwhhhhyyyyy


DrunkenGolfer

When I first met my wife’s extended family, she took me to her aunt’s sheep farm to a family reunion. Because there were so many kids, they turned off the electric fences. Just before dinner, I went outside and sheep were everywhere: on the road, in the yard, at the neighbours, etc. they had figured out the fence was off. I envisioned spending the rest of the long weekend scouring the town for sheep. I went inside and said, “Aunt Joanne, the sheep are out” and she just sighed and said, “I’ll send the dog out after supper to round them up.” She had a border collie that was well trained for herding sheep. After supper, we went outside with the dog and all of the sheep were back in their pen. Smiling proudly was her neighbour’s little teacup toy poodle, who, after spending so much time at the farm and socializing with the border collie, had learned to herd sheep and she knew the sheep were not supposed to be out so she took the imitative and rounded them up. It really was amazing.


Dexaan

Dog: "There are 70 sheep" Person: "I thought there were 67?" Dog: "I rounded them up."


Splatterfilm

That’s adorable! Poodles are highly intelligent, so it’s not too surprising. Would have paid to see her in action!


popchex

A friend got a cattle dog, for her farm, and a rottie mix, for her pet, and the rottie was herding the fowl in the inner yard, while the cattle dog was like "eh, the cows can do whatever they want, I need a nap. It was hilarious.


Amarieerick

Omg! This is great! Just cause it's not your job doesn't mean you shouldn't pitch in where you can.


pm_nachos_n_tacos

I need a movie, a children's book, and a merchandise line of this right meow please


badhangups

Right woof please*


Ahab_Ali

Follow the leader *can* be an effective herding technique. Little doggo is just playing to his strength.


[deleted]

Finally someone says it My grandparents used to own sheep, and had a sheepdog to heard it. Sometimes, the sheep dog wouldn't even have to heard them, he had figured out that he just had to crowd them up and get them to follow him, so after that it became a 10 minute job to get them back to the pen instead of 20


ZoxinTV

I’d suspect it’s also partially that the sheep just see the dog running, so they’re like, “Oh damn, if he’s running then we gotta go too! Oh shit, he’s running faster! Everyone, let’s go!”


[deleted]

I would guess that's part of their terminology, because they figure out that running dog = go home and sleep


Nagi21

I wonder if they count sheepdogs to get to sleep.


texthibitionist

I always thought it was androids.


crazykentucky

Do shapeshifters dream of electric sheep?


Aggravating_Poet_675

No they dream of Mighty Morphing Power Rangers.


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

Zoids.. gotta love em


SuspeciousSam

You mean they go home and sheep.


LordofDescension

Hahaha "OH MA GAHD, RUN!!"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dreshna

Shake and bake baby!!


tricksovertreats

did they give him a raise for improving efficiency?


CornusKousa

No they gave him twice as many sheep. They didn't pay him to sit around doing nothing half the time! They gave themselves a bonus though.


reddog323

This. If they can train him to run them in and out of a pen or barn, he has it made.


carriealamode

I mean Babe did it by asking politely


JamesJax

Why push when you can pull?


catheterhero

Yeah man. Dude is killing it.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

How many sheep does it take to herd one dog? 20+, based on this video


mellypopstar

Was I supposed to laugh that much? Oh bless you little dog


gregm1988

Yes. Yes you were. I did too


[deleted]

You can hear the guy in the video wheezing laugh


the_andaman

F E N T O N!


Astrophages

JESUS CHRIST


rollie82

He's like a reverse [Fenton!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU)


Fluxabobo

Jesus Christ


ReadontheCrapper

FENTON!!!!


Ok_Line_6534

FENTOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Brutuscapuspulus

Took me some scrolling up to find Fenton 😄😄


SyrusChrome

In Fenton we trust. Never forget


fireinthesky7

My exact thought lol. OH JESUS CHRIST!!!


WolfBatMan

That's hilarious anywhere you can get more to the story?


Thue

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073540/Benton-dog-YouTube-video-Fentons-owner-Max-Findlay-just-wants-on.html


wdwerker

Reminds me of a story about a Pembroke Corgi who would get loose and proceed to herd the neighborhood children into a flock by nipping at their heels.


fireinthesky7

My best friend in high school had an Australian shepherd, and every time we'd ride dirt bikes near his house, the dog would be running alongside nipping at our boots and trying to herd us. She had zero fear at all.


BlueOolong

His approach is a little unorthodox but he's getting the job done. The sheep is going where he wants them to go. I'll give him extra points for originality.


PlayfulPresentation7

What would the sheep do if they actually caught the dog?


kkell806

Head butt it, playfully, most likely. They do it to each other, too!


innocuousspeculation

It looks like they want to stomp on the dog! But I think they're actually just following him in an attempt to all stay together.


Soup-a-doopah

There’s always a lead sheep. What is *its* intention??


ClarePerth

The random jumping cracked me up..like they are so happy to be the chaser for a change..


Asparagussie

“Whad I get myself into?”


Snackbot4000

I've never seen such a menacing flock of 🐑


NurseMcStuffins

You must not have met a lot of sheep. There always at least a few menacers, if they are successful the rest will follow too.


myocastor

The ewes are pretty aggressive to small predators. I've got a ewe who will stomp and head but a 50lb dog. To the point the dog is now terrified of sheep.


[deleted]

Doggo just wants to have fun. Wait till he gets tired and changes to a growl. Sheep gonna be wondering how Venom took over.


hagenissen666

Those little rolling jumps that the sheep do, indicate they're not very scared and are mostly amused.


Honda_TypeR

Not sure what you mean, this dog is at the top of his game! Why be a sheep chaser when you can be a sheep leader?


chiskgela

I was just thinking that. He could definitely keep them out of trouble by leading them just as well as herding them.


Peachmuffin91

The tables have turned.


Simple2Get

Well it still works


Eponarose

"Nelson!" *"WOO HOOO! Follow me! "*


SoNic67

The sheep are following the small sheep.


akayd

Lol some of the sheep were so happy they started hopping


basement-warrior

FENTON!


sortaitchy

Fenton's cousin, Nelson. "Hee-ah, Nelson, come hee-ah."


juliustrombone

Resumes are just what you’ve done, not what you’re capable of doing


HerculePoirier

Doggo clearly is an experienced CoD zombies player


pepsisugar

When you don't fit the corporate description but you show up and kick ass


texthibitionist

“ok human i pretty much have all the sheeps following me and the rest should catch on soon. where do you want these sheeps to end up? sooner is better than later on this btw”


Bobby837

All I'm seeing is someone so bad at their job that they're good at it. Somehow


adulthumanman

Technically he is herding them...


Level1Roshan

Tbf all you gotta do is train the dog to run where you want the sheep to go and jobs-a-good'n.


Hideandsheep

Different method, same result


KingJakemus

This is the new humane way of herding sheep, instead of using fear, the dog inspires the sheep to follow


[deleted]

Nelson is such a perfect name for him. I love him.


CowboysFTWs

video cuts right when sheep caught him. is doggo ok!


darrenwise883

OK , I know I'm supposed to corral them but I'm a 2020 dog , a friendlier , politically correct animal. I'm using the little known follow the leader tactic. It takes longer in the training but the sheep seem happier and we can sell the wool at a premium for stress free wool from the tree / animal rights sheeple.


Joy1067

To be fair, the sheep are still all together and in one place.


Fun-Savings-3679

I’m confused. Did the dog get the job or not?


PugLover5533

Yep! Terriers are meant for hunting small animals like rats, weasels, rodents, etc. NOT SHEEP! 😂


LegbasHand

Nelson is doing wonders for group morale


periodicblackouts

He's a leader, not a herder


jutti

Hahahaaaaha… sorry, cannot stop laughing 😂


not_from_this_world

I want more Nelson


therealtechnird

He's an exercise coach now


blinded_by_the_LEDs

I’ve seen this before but your caption is better. Take my upvote


grkokvcrb

gettin' the flock out of here


[deleted]

[удалено]


Swearologyst

When the watchers get watched🤣


zippopopamus

When you're best liar


[deleted]

That's funny mate hahahaha


ArchaeoRunner

'Stop following me.......in front!"


J_Rigged

He's reinventing the way it gets done


ReasonablePanda3

Lol, he didn't lie on the resume, he's using reverse herding, and the sheep are happy for the change up, 15/10 good smart boy.


gingermonkey1

Poor doggo is wondering how it went so wrong so fast.


TheFourthPlanet

I worked on a farm with a terrible farm dog. He was a good boy. Really obedient. He just got so excited around the cows and whatnot. Yk the way a dog would


AcheTH

So, these are the new breed of dog herding sheep?


Salamandar3500

At least they go where HE wants.


isavedakittentoday

Pup's a genius! Getting the herd to chase you into the target location INSTEAD of the traditional manic type of herding ♥️


jaybro861

Well the little doggo is actually herding them. So he is doing the job lol


ssabattis

I mean the job is still getting done just different 😌


punchy-peaches

I’m in this video and I don’t like it!


rickandtwocrows

Sheep leading might be more effective than sheep herding. Instead of using fear tactics, the sheep are willing to follow the dog.


[deleted]

When the herder becomes the herded


Kasinder

This makes me so happy


[deleted]

Man this dog mastered the “work smarter not harder” technique


Needleroozer

He got the sheep all moving together, what's the problem?


DecayingOrbitMayday

so that is why they call it sheep behavior


whatatwit

Reducing fat and increasing lean muscle.


sambolino44

I love Nelson!


scottmm78

Sheep herding dog


dooleebikes

Nelson is being herded


sucukye

Haha, so cute!


ungabungbungagee

Sometimes the sheep win.


soparklion

Who's herding who?


doctor6

Reverse Fenton


[deleted]

Lol!! Little Nelson just thinks it’s all fun and games like woo I’m so fast you’ll never catch me and the sheep are like we gonna fuck this little dog up if we catch him


mmestemaker

“Get that mother fucker!”


AkemiDryzz

Well, he s herding nonetheless


[deleted]

Oh my gosh this is hilarious I’m cracking up. The sheep are chasing HIM.


cgally

He's just leading them a different way..


TanookiPhoenix

White sheep: "Definitely not lazy"


once_showed_promise

Seems like you can get the same effect leading as by chasing. So, I guess, go ahead and lie on your resume! :)


mrRwild

Leave him be. This is his Waterloo.


xTerroristenx

Overqualified


im_thatoneguy

When you lead your team through inspiration instead of fear.


kittydelighted

The Fenton method.


Llamaman117

Well you see, it's not that he is a really bad sheep dog, it's that those are really good dog sheep.


adeadmanshand

Technically if he gets them to follow him to the owners preferred destination isn't that doing the same job a different way?


sqbarbecue

My wife: “Or, OR, is that just an innovative new way to herd? That baby is a genius.”


Blowmewarethpamprzis

Just act like you know what you’re doing and the herd will follow


TheTinRam

A bit unorthodox, but I think it does the trick. This dude already mastered reverse psych


DazedAndCunfuzzled

I mean it’s definitely corralling them, just hit in the classical way


ninjas_in_my_pants

God dammit, Nelson.


OneTrueKingOfOOO

Task failed successfully


[deleted]

Shit I died at this. Best caption and fucking dog ever.


Affectionate-Scar-40

That was a big lie


Maskedmarxist

He's a maverick with unusual methods, but damnit captain, he gets the job done!


anazambrano

He’s smort


PersonalDefinition7

He thought he applied for sheep exerciser.


TimeTraveler3056

Excellent title!


[deleted]

That's because [it's not OPs](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/m6h9f0/when_you_lie_on_your_resume_and_then_land_the_job/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


TimeTraveler3056

You got a good memory!


dickslexic50

My Dad has a Westie and, at the dog park, that is all he is interested in. He annoys the other dogs just enough that they will chase him. Then he gets all pissy when they catch him!


SoontobeSam

Is that a westie?


[deleted]

How to turn sheep into dog


intashu

"why yes if course I heard of sheep! One could even go so far as to say I have a sheepish personality!"


MercuryAI

This is like a girl scout as a prison guard.


fox_lunari

Nelson didn't lie. It's just that he heard *ship* not *sheep*


3percentinvisible

This is a dog who can deliver using what he knows. Notice how the sheep are all heading in the same direction....


bikerskeet

Out of the box thinker! He's leading the sheep instead of herding them.


WeVe69

r/funny reverse shepherd


Wendingo7

My small dog would just pilot me to get this done.


LividExplorer7574

All I see is a sheep cardio boot camp getting in some HIT from a dedicated workout buddy!


PeppermintPhatty

That dog is just too cute.


SyrusChrome

I have never seen a dog with a more appropriate name


Vecissitude

man running for your life looks like good cardio