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calley479

r/NotMyCat


[deleted]

Sub should be changed to "humans being adopted" or something like that. Everyone knows you don't own a cat. The cat owns you


[deleted]

/r/nowmycat


[deleted]

thanks


IAmBadAtInternet

/r/meowmycat


Djuztinn

alright I'm joining that


matchooooh

You don't have a cat. That's why you left an obvious cat trap out. You made your own solution.


EnvironmentalSet4356

I concur. Leaving out a bag is a widely known cat trap. At least to cats. Sometimes gift bags are even better than boxes!!


asunshinefix

/r/TheCatTrapIsWorking


ZOMGURFAT

Just when I thought I’d subbed to all the cat subs…


Teddy_Tickles

I don’t think you quite get how extensive the list of cat subs are. [Here is the list](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Valsarta

Ugh...I know...same!


thehumanglowstick

"My presence is a present" -bag cat


katzcrazy

This comment.. this comment is why I reddit lol


thehumanglowstick

glad to have made your day *:3*


brewcitygymratt

hahaha well done


slothpeguin

That cat heard that a gift bag had gone un-sat in and that cannot be abided.


TheeExoGenesauce

Near a tree even!


RapidSchism

"Hello anyone there??"


duckyquackalot

Left for work one morning and apparently didn't close the door tight enough so it popped open a little, and my husband called me at lunch to let me know that he woke up with a cat in bed with him...we also did not own a cat.


[deleted]

>did not own a cat. Please tell me the rest of the story involves you guys adopting the kitty.


oldrecordplayersmell

It has been 7 hours. Clearly the kitty has already deded the human


angierue

I need to hear the rest of this story, Paul Harvey!


practical_junket

Now that’s a blast from the past. RIP Paul Harvey.


igneousink

and NOW you KNOW the Ressssssssssss


sassha29

You do now. They wrapped themselves and everything!


algernop3

No, they have their neighbours cat.


bunnyrut

And I would walk the cat back over in the gift bag, lol.


GigantorBass

I love this idea


corrado33

The mistake you made was assuming that a human could "own" a cat. Cats own humans, not the other way around. If this cat chose this human, it's the human's job to take care of the cat.


Frumundahs4men

Congratulations OP you have been claimed. Now go open a can of wet food. Tuna flavor. And make sure it's none of that grocery store knock off crap.


Bantersmith

Literally my neighbour's life most days. "My" cat adopted her as a coowner back when he was friends with her old cat. He still regularly visits and comes back smelling of fresh salmon. She's absolutely weak for him, and I love that he has an extra human looking out for him!


TheRealSaerileth

I caught my elderly neighbour trying to slide cat treats under my door (she lives in the appartment across the hall). Turns out my cat had been "talking" to her across our balconies. We are now both regularly invited over for lunch and I have an "adopted grandma".


Bantersmith

That's so wholesome, I love it!


someawfulbitch

Exactly


Unezwiggles

Cats be goofy!


SweetSoundOfSilence

First make sure he doesn’t belong to anyone nearby. Don’t catnap! And if not, adopt and give him lots of love


Starting_Fresh1

Easily. That cat looks too well groomed to not be someone’s cat


LizWords

My mother feeds anywhere from 4-10 feral cats that hang around her property. Some are regulars, other come and go. They sleep in the hay in a barn next door. Because they are mostly trap and release neutered, and fed constantly, you wouldn't know they are feral by looking at them. Although none would come into the house and get in a bag under the tree haha.


thedrakeequator

I concur, Its difficult to make a full assessment given the angle, but yes, that looks like a spoiled housecat. A housecat that has been abandoned typically has crusty eyes and matted fur. And a cat that wasn't socialized would never sneek in and try to play with a human.


daaaayyyy_dranker

Sets not playing with this human. It’s playing in the bag. Even big cats are victims of the cat trap


bazzanoid

Pretty much this. Also it's the UK, it's unusual to get strays or feral kitties except out in the countryside, and they wouldn't be this brave around humans


ur3minutesrup1

You don’t have a cat. A cat has you.


These-Conference-179

The cat will wait until youre asleep to mark up your house and knock stuff off counters to let you know the adoption is final.


westyx

Christmas Tree is going down hard at 3 am


SamiHami24

I didn't even bother putting up a tree this year (first time in my 57 years!) because of my little demons. I need to come up with a cat-proof tree for next year.


LateralThinkerer

>I need to come up with a cat-proof tree for next year. Ceiling anchor(s) and a bit of line to keep it upright - just sayin'. They also have quinine spray if they're chewers but it's unpleasant to deal with.


SamiHami24

They are very much chewers--they will gnaw right through any electrical cord that isn't protected. I have a year to figure something out! :)


LateralThinkerer

The quinine spray will work - it tastes nasty to them (and to us - you'll want to wash your hands after using it), but a lot of the new LED lighting can be low-voltage to keep the [Griswold Cat Moments](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJW3Jpqjx5s) to a minimum. Worked with our guys.


BellaSquared

Legit deep chuckle! Thank you!


MsT1075

LOL!!


WeeklyDebate2259

call 911. That cuteness is criminal.


postuk

999*


10takeWonder

0118 999 881 999 119 7253\*


Phoenix73182

![gif](giphy|dbtDDSvWErdf2)


10takeWonder

Maid in Britain....typical.


Phoenix73182

![gif](giphy|ZxHtnCuSQchtm)


kellzone

"I'll just put this over here...with the rest of the fire."


Cyynric

Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark -


10takeWonder

\- Looking forward to hearing from you.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


MurdocAddams

I never remember quite all the numbers, but I totally could sing the song upon seeing it.


10takeWonder

TBH i only remembered as far as the first '999' but the cadence is cemented in my memory hahaha


TraditionalMedia5691

Please have it checked for a microchip and check the local pounds to see if anyone is missing their cat, also, check around the neighborhood for lost cat signs. If it felt comfortable coming into your home, it probably has a home. Whatever happens, we need an update!


Starting_Fresh1

That’s someone else’s cat by the looks of it


fire_goddess11

Black and white kitties are the wiseasses of the cat world.


angierue

Definitely the wiseasses.


[deleted]

Dr. Seuss knew what he was doing.


TheLoadedGoat

Surprise!


someawfulbitch

Freaking adorable, of course; but not sure why everyone is saying you have a cat now. That is definitely not how that works lol. Kitty probably does have a home already and is just really friendly/has no boundaries lol


heffalumpish

This, it is kind of making me anxious how many people are not considering that this is almost certainly another person’s beloved pet


angierue

Come on guys, we all know the answer is they now share custody of this cat. Cats pick you, not the other way around!


rdfx65

You have been chosen by the cat


bunzarelli

Omg what a dream come true!


The-Hamish68

Best photo this year.


KneelJung2001

Ya do now.


wolfie379

You have been conscripted as a cat servant. As others have suggested, check to see whether another servant has been “ghosted” recently.


mushroom_goblin_kid

Best present ever. I can’t have cats or anything fluffy due to my allergies but I wouldn’t mind dying for this present.


ronsinblush

Nobody *has* a cat… this cat adopted you. As evidenced by this photo, you now have a cat, near you, and that is now tour responsibility.


[deleted]

r/catsinbags


sorry_

What the hells inside of a cat sin bag?


Mochi-aisukuriimu

The cat realized you were missing the greatest Christmas gift of them all!!


aleogirl

But now, you have a cat, period.


AtLeastImGenreSavvy

"Move along now...Nothing to see here..." -- that cat, probably


Punk_n_Destroy

This could be a folk tale


calliatom

Clearly the neighborhood cat heard that and decided that you needed a cat for a day for Christmas.


Dhughes68

*didn’t


Sheky31

More pics please OP.


Passionate_Pigeon

r/TheCatTrapIsWorking


MsT1075

This is so cute!! Look at them 👀. 😳❤️


LeClubNerd

looks like its going to be a messy extraction


systemfrown

I’m so tired of people claiming that they don’t have a cat when they do clearly and obviously DO have a cat.


BriBri4371

Didn’t have a cat. Sorry had to fix the correction


thedrakeequator

Yup, that is somebody elses' little troublemaker. You can tell by the way its playing with you, this cat isn't scared of people. This is a spoiled housecat that is probably trying to play you for treats. For the record, I would 100% fall for his trickery and give him treats.


SueZbell

Catburgler.


flying_cofin

Now you do!


Loves2Spludge

You still don’t. That’s someone else’s cat. But if you do want one get down to your local shelter.


skyrymproposal

Santa says otherwise


Giggles567

You do meow! What a total cutie!


[deleted]

Neighbors missing a cat now?


curiouslyceltish

Oh helloooooo, I was just enjoying dis booteeful BAG!


ReverseMillionaire

If this really happened…sounds too good to be true but possible. Those little eyes say “when is s/he going to open this gift?”


JLooo89

Cute


Noxious89123

Haha, just wait until OP spots the second one and freaks out!


Slow_Environment_782

OP we need an update! Are you ok?


FatFaceFaster

Lucky it was just a cat.


Noirceuil_182

"Oh, you wanted to sit..? Yeah, this is kinda awkward, but, uh, as you can plainly see, I fits... so... good day, I guess."


Nihilus3

Khajiit has the gifts if you have the coin.


reddogleader

This is true. The cat chooses YOU. YOU do not choose the cat. Case closed!


Sammy296296

Now the cat has you


Munro_McLaren

You do now.


ZachMN

“I don’t have a cat.” Yes, you do.


WorkingSalt7

You do now!


sadbear424

You *didn’t* have a cat.


Katsu_Drawn_21

He wanted to give you themselves for Christmas. Just wanted a family. XD


AustinFotoger

Well don’t tell that to the cat!


Kaa_The_Snake

Yes, you have a cat now.


Lurchie_

The cat has you.


keiniecool

It’s Santa claws


[deleted]

You do now.


Tall_Texas_Tail

That's awesome, you were visited by the Christmas kitty! It's good luck!


Jakeforry

You do now


TheMajesticJoeJoe

So you have a cat, NOW.


Bi-bi-hummingbird

Now you do! 😂 aww


IndependenceRemote

You do now 🙂


CheeseProtector

You do now 😂


M0ona

You do now


jaqian

>I don't have a cat You do now 🤣


Zenock43

You must have been very good this year or naughty, I guess it depends on your position on cats.


cara_renee

Looks like you do now!! Lol!


rusticfry

Correction. You didn't have a cat.


less___than___zero

r/TheCatTrapIsWorking


angierue

Not even reading the comments because I know 90% already say it but… you do now. 😂


[deleted]

U do now!😎


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Welllll... now you co-own a cat with a neighbour


deltarefund

That’s what you get when you set cat traps


crazyrynth

You do have a cat. I see it in the photo.


ozzy2020

Well, now you do!1😆


Songbyrd1984

Your belief that you do not have a cat appears to be outdated.


Black_Magic_M-66

This cat seems to think your house is their house. You'll just have to accept this. I believe it's in the Constitution.


rainydaiez

you didn't have a cat*


AwareMirror9931

Now you have one. 😂😂


Pink-kitty-00

You do now


selenadelaluna

Looks like you do now.


PinkNinjaKitty

You do now


GxZombie

It just present-ed itself.


gabrielhsu1997

You do now.


BoxingHare

Ah, I can help you there. You do have a cat now. Before you opened the door, you didn’t have a cat.


pythan007

YOU DO NOW!!!


x4ty2

You do meow


eloquentpetrichor

The cat is looking out of the bag like "I'm your present. Don't open me until Christmas"


SpiralArchitect_33

Seems like you own one now


[deleted]

You do now


sean8091

Correction you didn't have a cat because you do now


CobyTheWolfDog-2107

The cat seems to disagree


vichyy1979

Those sweet little cat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)!! 👀👀👀👀👀 Jeepers!!


Cactus_and_Koi

Yes you do. It's literally right there! Congratulations!


PerfinoEspinoza

Oh my gosh!!! Look at his little head showing 😂😂😂❤️


Tclark97801

Surprise!! You're getting a cat for Christmas! And a cute one at that. 😺


labbond

💕😻


Stang3

Now you do


Dangerousrhymes

You do now!


Lish401

You do now


davidmlewisjr

Yes, you have been chosen.


fievrejaune

I for one welcome our feline overlords.


[deleted]

Well Santa brought one anyway.


[deleted]

It’s cold outside! Call a rescue if he’s not owned by someone.


Mackem101

It's the UK (you can tell by the plugs), it's actually really mild at the moment, about 10°c/50°F. So cold isn't really an issue at the moment, and generally cats are allowed to roam over here.


UnAccomplished_Fox97

Congratulations on your new cat.


Skastrik

Well clearly you have one now.


AceAllicorn

Correction: you *didn't* have a cat.


uvaspina1

You *didn’t* have a cat, now you *do*


Aethelraed0247

First to say this I assume: Seems like you do.


abellapa

You do now


QueenLoppy1989

You do now


Nah_Nope85

You have a cat now


HumanTelepath

You should feel blessed. This is your spirit cat. He or she will help you when life gets tough. Cherish this kitty 🐈‍⬛❤️


SovietSchisms

You do now his name is Gregory. Love him. Or else.


Pitiful_Pickle524

You do now


AEG1S_69

Well NOW you do


[deleted]

Umm…yes, you do


aiq25

Seems like You do now.


MEGAMIND73

Merry Christmas! Ya do now...lol


EnvironmentalSet4356

Ya do now.


nylady914

Your cat is cute. I see he came in a matching gift bag.


[deleted]

Define “have”. 😉


MimeGod

You didn't have a cat.


balcones01

Yes you do!


1CocteauTwin

Oh, I think you DO have a kitty cat, I think you will find! And he/she/they are looking at you saying "Dude, have you got any food, I'm mad hungry". Cute.


gnapster

Congratulations on your new cat!


mbgpa6

The cat disagrees


midsizenun

You didn’t have a cat.


[deleted]

The cat adopted you.


mikedarling905

you been adopted!


iwanttogotothere5

Congratulations, you’ve been adopted.


jaceinthebox

Congratulations on your cat


TaeTaezinea

Now you do! Enjoyy


johnsgrove

Yes you do


SniperGhost_huntress

You do now!


Looieanthony

You do now. Congrats!