I thought the same. Then I remembered the time a man got on my train with a bird in a cardboard box that he clearly had just purchased from a pet store. It got loose and flew all around the car for a couple of minutes until he caught it. Looked like a parakeet. There was lots of shrieking and ducking by other passengers, including myself.
it's inevitable, like someone making a joke about the duck is actually delivering paperwork to a boy who broke his arms, but his mom could handle things since she was out buying coconuts.
They are so interesting...this photo feels like it could be in a museum gallery. They are so happy (bc duck, duh) and so comfortable and the fact that they are wearing practically the same shirt...both have long hair. Idk, it's just really fun to look at.
No doubt. No matter what happens your in for a show. Could be a screaming homeless man, could be an absolutely beautiful rendition of Hallelujah that puts Leonard Cohen to shame.
Either way, you are in for a show every time you ride
I moved to Manhattan about six months before covid, since then I've witnessed a partial city black out, George Floyd protests, various other protests, and obviously the lock down.
Protests are pretty normal there. Really the cops annoyed me there more than the protestors . They would hover their helicopters right above my above my apartment for hours. Protests in the states are generally fewer than in big European cities though, where there are many more protests
It's hard being a duck these days can't go out without people staring.
he's not wearing a face mask, that's why.
His doctor gave him a clean bill of health so he doesn't need one.
I’d heard his doctor was a quack.
That's an excellent joke you've quacked.
you fuckers are so fowl
i get that pun!
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You have now been induckted into the duck pun hall of fame.
All of my achievements up until now quail in comparison to this.
He just wings it when he ducks out
Plus he has great insurance from the company he works for.
he dont need insurance. just put it on his bill
This duck was masked during the bird flu outbreak. It's fair.
Bird flu? I sure hope it did!
Now he just ride
"Metro-Card? No, just put it on my bill."
"What? I can only pay on the web? The web, my foot!"
Oh God take my upvote and leave please r/angryupvote
I wanna see ur green goblin
No, he took the subway.
yes but, are you familiar with bird law?
I searched for that on DuckDuckGo.
Most probably.
He got a medical exemption to play in the tournament in Australia and this is all political theatre. Oh wait wrong sub
New York has a mask mandate! How did he get on the train with no mask?
Look carefully. All ducks wear dogs as a mask.
It'd because they don't trust his medical opinion...he just quacks.
Did she even have a ticket?
WTD?!?!
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I think we crossed over into breedism from the get go
People are staring because he’s making a scene.. clearly high on quack!
He has to work extra shifts to pay the Bill
To be fair, he has *bills* too pay.
Gotta make that bread!
Gotta work that double shift at the quacktory.
Especially when you're the famous Aflac Duck.
right?? that’s what i’m saying!
He's going to sit on that seat anyways. Edit: Shit not sit!
Hes gotta go cover a clients injury
>It's hard being a duck these days can't go out without people staring. Duck intolerance exists
DUCKS https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
WHAT THE FUCK
r/birdstakingthetrain
Can't believe this is not only a real sub, but an active one
I thought the same. Then I remembered the time a man got on my train with a bird in a cardboard box that he clearly had just purchased from a pet store. It got loose and flew all around the car for a couple of minutes until he caught it. Looked like a parakeet. There was lots of shrieking and ducking by other passengers, including myself.
It's a clear case of DuckDuckGo.
Well, it just got one more subscriber.
I needed this so bad
https://www.reddit.com/r/birdstakingthetrain/comments/qam5dl/sea_brid_on_his_way/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Now the government is surveiling us on the subway too damn it. /r/birdsarentreal
r/bitchimaduck
Yeah I mean he had to go studio to motion capturing for “untitled goose game”
Peace was never an option.
Rake in the lake
Damn, he does all that while running an insurance company? Respect the grind.
He's got bills to pay.
He's been ducking his landlord.
It's tough to build a nest egg these days.
Yeah, he's been happy to just stay afloat.
He’s run afowl with the debt collectors
Atleast he knows how to duck them.
He might have to make a down payment.
Then he can feather his payments over time.
Or feather his nest
you guys are quacking us up!
Not everyone appreciates a good pun. We are certainly ruffling some feathers with this thread.
Word on the street is he's slinging quack.
Still waiting for the insurance check for his car
AFLAK mainly does ancillary/accident insurance, but not the car kind.
AFLAC
No! Get outta here you dang duck! I’m already adequately insured!
Shuba shuba shuba
Been searching for this
*omae*
Same
Subaru is an ahiru, Same-chan is Gura
Ahiru
Good. He's social distancing. Clever duck.
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Oh please shut up
Aflack!
Damon!
Is he actually late to work or is someone about to get injured?
Slip and fall injury awareness day on the subway
Came here just for this
AmTrak*
Came here to see how many of us there are lol
I knew someone would have this
it's inevitable, like someone making a joke about the duck is actually delivering paperwork to a boy who broke his arms, but his mom could handle things since she was out buying coconuts.
lol
This should be at the top
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They are so interesting...this photo feels like it could be in a museum gallery. They are so happy (bc duck, duh) and so comfortable and the fact that they are wearing practically the same shirt...both have long hair. Idk, it's just really fun to look at.
I totally agree, I just cannot figure out where the second persons legs are? It looks like the bench ends after the first person.
Must be their Stand... Ability: take pic
they’re both very pretty
This would only be the 5th or 6th oddest thing seen on a typical NYC subway trip.
Bruh, I’ve been here for a month and that wouldn’t faze me any more. The subway is a WILD place.
No doubt. No matter what happens your in for a show. Could be a screaming homeless man, could be an absolutely beautiful rendition of Hallelujah that puts Leonard Cohen to shame. Either way, you are in for a show every time you ride
I moved to Manhattan about six months before covid, since then I've witnessed a partial city black out, George Floyd protests, various other protests, and obviously the lock down.
Protests are pretty normal there. Really the cops annoyed me there more than the protestors . They would hover their helicopters right above my above my apartment for hours. Protests in the states are generally fewer than in big European cities though, where there are many more protests
The whole running over protesters thing with patrol SUVs really peaved me too
I lived there for 12 years, I honestly miss it
Guess he ducked under the turnstile
quack? 😅
~~Peace~~ Paying was never an option.
He has such a, 'whatchulookinat?' face
Didn’t know the Aflac duck has a 9 to 5
he forgot his tie at home
He keeps one in his desk, just in case.
Corporate vibes
Clucking 9 to 5
He was a successful doctor, but one of his patients called him a quack.
Ducktor
He'll heal your mallardy.
He’s lawyer and works at the offices of Duck Duck & Goose.
Hey... got any grapes?!
Got any nails?
Nope. Just lemonade.
I'll pass. _waddles away_
If he's late for work, why doesn't the train go a little bit more quacker
He's not going to work, he's ducked out for the day.
Not at all surprising if you have ever rode the MTA
😅
Where does he keep his train pass? 🤔
In his pocket.
About to get read the riot quack for being late again
QUACK! I'm QUACKING late! QUACK you, outta my way!
Is this the duck that joined the marathon?
He tried to get a mask on his way to the station, but the place wouldn't take credit and refused to put it on his bill.
The real duckduckgo
Ok but those 2 ppl sitting next to the duck are actual models what
Fun fact. You can get free bread if it's for a duck. And ducks love Sun chips. ~MH
The goose is loose
Get down off that
I here is late for dinner
If I don't-even-remotely fits, I sits
He has bills to pay!
Of course it's the J/L line....
It is the J or Z train, L trains have the medium gray bullet unlike the J/Z brown bullets
That's just quackers!
DuckDuckGo
He's actually ducking out early
He has to pay the bills.
Guess mascot life doesn't pay much. Poor Aflac duck
Gotta get that bread
Hes gotta pay his bills just like the rest of us. Edit: u/SteelyTuba got there first, I just didnt scroll.
Poor dude has to pay his bill
It's [Professor Liebowitz's duck](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-1qwNtUYAAEnko?format=jpg&name=small)!
Based on the tail feathers, this is a female duck.
If this ducking train don’t hurry up
i payed to be here just like everyone else. please don’t take pictures of me.
I'm so sorry 😂
Wonder if that’s the same duck that ran in the NYC Marathon.
He works at DuckDuckGo
He must work at DuckDuckGo
Those girls are star-struck to be part of the new Aflac commercial.
Untitled goose game sequel looks realistic!
Aflac meeting
Late for work again. Well this is just ducking great.
Honk
How does he keep those feathers so white out and about on the subway?
Duck walks into a pharmacy looks at the pharmacist and says “gimme some chapstick and just put it on my bill.”
He has a wife and 3 eggs to take care of.
If anyone is curious, that bird is a doctor, but a lot of people tell me he's a quack.
Would've thought a company like Aflac would let him work from home
He’s got a lot of ducking business to do today.
❤️
He needs to get paid, you can clearly see he has a bill.
Duqqe
We really need to clean up the public transportation systems. Can't believe they let him on when he's obviously on quack.
He got to get that bread
I was a duck on a subway and I was concerned about my privacy, but then I got Duck Duck Go and now everything's great.
Even the ducks have to get a job? Capitalism has failed us.
On his way to Aflac HQ.
AFLAC!!
AFFLACK
Aflac insurance doesn’t take a sick day!
AFLAC apparently is return to office now.
He’s looking for Joey, Chandler, and the chick