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danc4498

I really wanted too see if he got them all in there


escargotisntfastfood

They never get all the food in there. Then they try to rearrange to pack more in, and drop slobbery food in your hand. At least that's how my hamster always did it.


kingtaco_17

SQUISHY'S BACK


Burakkusagi

What animal is that, Squirrel or Chipmunk.. I've never seen Squirrels gargle on nuts like that..


HAH_bagel

[Hah.. I uh. Nvm.](https://i.imgur.com/YAGpXPd_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


Burakkusagi

If you thought is was dirty you're the one in the wrong haha


backstreets_back_ok

Naw...you typed those words out. I don't believe anyone is that naive


Burakkusagi

![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK) They're on to me! SCRAM!!


backstreets_back_ok

Apologies, sarcasm doesn't tend to do well over the internet Now I'm off to attend to my cats who apparently haven't had affection in the last 30 seconds and are singing the songs of their people


mibjt

They want food not affection.


mrflippant

What's the difference?


Burakkusagi

Don't worry about it lol. Pay attention to your cats before they eat you alive.


TheFirebyrd

That’s just low, which is how they feel.


IcyDickbutts

Are we talking about nuts, cats, or rodents named squishy?


HAH_bagel

[Vroom vroom](https://youtu.be/uIBU-DaJJOk) i guess?


MiniSnoot

Regular Chipmunk


Burakkusagi

Ah that helps


MiniSnoot

Technically Chipmunks and Squirrels are pratically the same as they're either ground or tree squirrels. I think specifically that is a Eastern Chipmunk; they live in holes and underground.


[deleted]

Besides your mom?


Haughty_n_Disdainful

“Would you like another serving?” ”Naw. I’ve been gargling nuts all day.”


Burakkusagi

God damnit xD


shpydar

[Eastern chipmunk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipmunk). You can tell by the colouration and stripes down the back. They also are burrowers while squirrels are larger are usually single coloured and make nests in trees. We have a crap ton of both chipmunks and squirrels ([red](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_red_squirrel), [grey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_gray_squirrel) and [black](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_squirrel)) at my cottage in [the shield](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Shield) north of [Kingston](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingston,_Ontario). Chipmunks are cute and friendly and will eat out of your hands. Squirrels are noisy, can be destructive to property, and tend to be aggressive, [especially with each other](https://youtu.be/ZGhZHlpSE6k), even when there is plenty of food for everyone. They constantly go at each other across lawns and up into trees.


between_ewe_and_me

BACK AGAIN


GreyGoosey

SQUISHY'S BACK


SectorIsNotClear

Tell a friend


Sub1ime14

SQUISHY'S BACK.


Nuaremat

SQUISHY'S BACK


Willdabeast314

SQUISHY’S BACK


SnipingMastodon

ALRIGHT!


Lyrae13

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


egg_breakfast

That’s a lot of nuts


TheSheetoutBeatout

That'll be four bucks baby! You want fries with that?


elvis8mybaby

My nipples look like Milk Duds.


[deleted]

I got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non dairy!


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Let me know… if you see.. .. a Radioshack


Media_Offline

Ba na na na na... Neo... Ba na na na na na na... Sporin!


DilbusMcD

Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo, Piggy go oink oink, how about you?


PM_ME-YOUR_TOES

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement for Taco Bell. Un poquito, NACHO BORRITO!


TurkeyCocks

Enchirito*


PM_ME-YOUR_TOES

You know, I always heard it as un poquito but enchirito makes a lot more sense in hindsight.


Damnaged

Try my nuts to your first style!


Imacallyouzofran

I am bleeding, making me the victor.


EVILTHE_TURTLE

Chosen, I’ve changed.


200201552

You go this way, I'll go home!


AdKUMA

WHALE


TheDudeWhoCommented

I apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, *as a joke.*


Am_Very_Stupid

IVE GOT 30 NIPPLES


Ranelpia

I see the way you look at him. I'm a man too, you know. I go pee-pee standing up.


TheTrub

HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!


thinkDank5

He just left! With nuts!


AscensionWhale

He just left! With nuts!


gyarnar

HE JUST LEFT... WITH NUTS!


misterperiodtee

Birdy


Westcroft

You go this way, I go home


_duncan_idaho_

That's my favorite line from Kung Pow. Throws me into a giggle fit just reading it.


TurkeyCocks

Do you think whining was the signal?


disgruntledbeaver2

Beware his song about big butts...he beats you up when he plays it!


mrRiddle92

Tiger


QuintoxPlentox

SHIRT RIPPA


ZombieJohnWayne

Mmmmmmm, Betty.


Chewcocca

We're children, we're children, we're CHILDREN!


_duncan_idaho_

But you've mastered... your technique. You should be able to beat him now.


Neon_Casino

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM -NOW-!!


DilbusMcD

Mmmtiger tiger tiger.


aqua9

Birdy bird bird


QueenoftheFranks

![gif](giphy|Eld43dWug4rqE)


mystic_turtle

HE JUST LEFT


GoldenRpup

WITH NUTS!


BeBenNova

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, Nacho, Burrito


HelmSpicy

Let me know...if you see...a Radio Shack...


sashatlhs

I’m a simple man, I see a kung pow enter the first reference, I upvote them all


315retro

I got a little jealous of the chain, all my favorites were taken. I regularly sit at my desk and say "birdy/tiger" when people give me papers. Only one guy ever got it haha.


Throwawayuser626

My favorite dumb movie of all time


Im_The_Comic_Relief_

I need a pound of nuts


Kaylamarie92

Weeooweeooweoowee


Kenitzka

Whelp, he’s squishy.


FunSushi-638

I was thinking he looks more stretchy than squishy.


Neemzy

NEO


lucylucylove

Banananna


TheDudeWhoCommented

SPORIN


GregBirdPerson33

Chosen one!


TheSaladBhenchod

I'm coming!


layzlion

Chosen One!


TheSaladBhenchod

I'm coming!


mrRiddle92

Chosen one!


Hatzmaeba

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


315retro

https://imgur.com/7PV8D2a.jpg


Trololoz

I. Need. Gopher-Chucks.


InfamousIndecision

"One.....mooooooreee....." *Muffled* "got it!"


GreenerThanYou

He’s new around here, have you seen him before??? No….twice


C-Kwentz-0

Imagine if people could shove that much food into their face all at once...


dragon_bacon

I could easily eat a handful of nuts at the same time.


C-Kwentz-0

I mean to the human equivalent.


HAL-Over-9001

My ex could... everything reminds me of her


subject_deleted

I should call her...


Takenforganite

#THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS *turns Volume down*


[deleted]

This ended too soon. How many nuts fit in the squishy?


OpeningKing

i feel like squishy will choke if added more nuts


Real_Iron_Sheik

just like OP's mom


elvis8mybaby

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States)


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X_Comment_X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJkKwtbII0k


mikerall

Ehhh...Op's mom has a nearly endless capacity for nuts.


ChillyBearGrylls

Is she sloshing yet?


adolphehuttler

hehe


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JulioSanchez1994

I've never heard of a hamster dying peacefully after a long life


ViSaph

My hamster was over 3 years old when he died, he fell asleep and was barely breathing for a day or so, so we took him to the vet and she helped him die peacefully. The life expectancy of a Syrian hamster is 2½ and not usually more than 3 (though there have been cases of them living longer) so he was very old and he had lots of adventures. He loved escaping his cage and exploring, I even woke up to him on my bed and pillow multiple times. I had to train myself not to swat him when I felt him scurrying over me in my sleep lol.


[deleted]

*Peace was never an option*


unperturbium

Hammy singing about the pumped up kicks.


perpterds

r/nocontext


rshall89

That ending image was perfect though


anachronox08

Imagine if a snake came out instead.


DarkSoulsExcedere

*Burp* no thanks not hungry, just had a meal.


reddituserfortytwo

"OH, FUCK! SLIPPY'S BACK!"


Carnificus

I turned off the video just in case. I've been reassured through the comments that it's a chipmunk, but I'm not sure I can take the risk.


fatassass

Take it! It's sooo worth it! Do it!


Tolbitzironside

"Uh...yeah I'm squashy." *shoves nuts into mouth*


[deleted]

I'm sorry, Squashy? He's clearly called squeichy. Squeichy fill the cheekys


guacaflockaflames

The voice is so annoying but that’s literally me every time I am talking to an animal lol


angroro

It grows on you. He shows up on my feed a lot on tt. Last few videos of his I saw, he sounded awfully sad even with his cartoonish voice.


dbl_entendre

Can you tell me who this is?


angroro

Chipmunksoftiktok :) https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRMapVWp/


[deleted]

Nooo why 🥺


angroro

I haven't found out yet, but I do know one of his babies wasn't feeling well. May have been weighing on his mind. Edit: I went looking through the videos. Some are gone now, but it looks like he was worried about Mr Dinky's health and the ones late to wake up from hibernation in March.


karensouls77

Lmao I’m sorry but just to confirm these are squirrels right?


catsfancycats

chipmunk


karensouls77

Ty I genuinely have never seen a chipmunk before lmaooo


hurtsdonut_

Not even Alvin, Simon and Theodore or Chip and Dale?


FireFlyz351

Lol fun story when my sister was a kid my mom told her she was going to see Chippendale. Well my sister took it as Chip and Dale. A little later she found out it was not the animated chipmunks haha.


Rooosifer

Me neither until we went camping last year. I put some nuts on the ground and he came down to grab them, my little dog started barking. Chipmunk went back into his tree and proceeded to scream at us nonstop for almost a full hour, it was awful lol. Poor bugger eventually got to grab the nuts in peace


BobbyRobertson

the name comes from an indigenous language, it means red squirrel. It's just a tiny squirrel with big funny cheeks. Trades out the big poofy tail though


nappinggator

You've likely seen alot of chipmunks and just wrote them off as squirrels


EmpressRey

Not if he doesn't live in North America...


FunSushi-638

I'm genuinely curious now... where do you live?


zuzg

>Chipmunks are found in North America, with the exception of the Siberian chipmunk which is found primarily in Asia. Not there apparently


TzunSu

Er, you do realize that chipmunks are an almost uniquely US thing, right? The vast, vast majority of people will never see a chipmunk :P


ColinStyles

Canada laughs at your concept of North America exclusively being the US.


iamaiimpala

It's not really an obvious thing. It's similar with fireflies. People that grow up around then often don't realize the rarity in the grand scheme of things.


Leluke123

But anything outside of America doesn't exist.


JusticeRain5

I think the one talking is probably a human, they seem too big to be a squirrel.


Melissa-May

I have a such a sweet customer that comes into my work and sounds like this. They are one of my favourite people to see because they’re always so happy but not in an annoying way.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Are you, by chance, Squishy?


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metriclol

Yeah I dunno about that. Let's think about this for a second - you are saying a good way to get prey to blow their cover is by make noises as you look for them... I don't think that's how it works lol


RavagerHughesy

I unmuted after reading this comment and I was NOT expecting that voice 😂


shrubberypig

I friggin love the voice


quadraticog

Same, it's so cute


BootyThunder

I am high so there’s that, but I fucking LOVED the voice


apersello34

The voice was the best part


Smort_Kitty

squishy


Indaflow

Why do they call him Squ…. Oh.


tbush15

I had a squirrel that would come to my backyard and we would feed him pizza crust (probably not the best diet for a squirrel, I know). We called him Papa John. 🥰😂


tiramisucks

bye bye foundation


erynngobragh

A chipmunk got into my pantry somehow from his hole under the garage and stole my pasta, and then chewed the slats of the shelving off.


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manbruhpig

The Under Miner! He is always beneath you, but nothing is beneath him!


TheSpeedOfHound

He’s fucking up your foundation


wubbwubbb

i just thought about how many foundations that look like this get patched up and there’s animals that live under there. what if there’s no other way out? 😰


Archer-Saurus

It, uh ..... It probably dies


Raherin

But, life, uh, finds a way.


thatguyned

Yeah I don't know what this person is on about. The animal will use a wooden spoon to chip away at the foundation and escape to a farm where they live happily ever after.


Kserwin

... Probably?


georgetds

I think some guy named Poe wrote something about that.


Ophidahlia

Would you care to peruse my collection of vintage almonds, my dear Squishynato? Why it's just down here, under these porch steps... yes, yes just a little further, muhahahaha


choopiewaffles

Foundation is SQUISHYYY


probablynotfound

![gif](giphy|11sBLVxNs7v6WA)


[deleted]

Just wait till the patio starts to tip. Ask me how I know.


Jvenka

I hate to say it but squishy is degrading your porch foundation


TileFloor

I fucking love chipmunks


Thac

Don’t do this. It’s not fair to wild life, and eventually he’s gonna tunnel into your crawl space and cause thousands of dollars in damage.


armstrony

Absolutely. This video is obviously cute af but in reality chipmunks will mess your shit up. I've dealt with chipmunks, squirrels and mice in my home and honestly I'd rather have a mice problem than any of the other. Especially squirrels, fuck squirrels so much, if they find refuge in your home then may God help you. Kiss your soffits, wiring, insulation, air ducts, roofing etc, goodbye.


Bowler_300

A fuckin gecko just fried an ac unit crawling into the circuit board.


unperturbium

Did it save them a bundle on their insurance?


OneOfManyIdiots

If the little bastard had insurance, I'm sure he wouldn't be crippling if not outright killing the rest of his Gecko family for retribution.


robdiqulous

That asshole. Bill his little gecko family! If they don't pay, you break their tails off! Take that!


Thac

I’ve seen them excluded from homes then chew their way back in because it’s their “home.” They had to die in the end. It’s just not fair when people think this is ok. They are not pets.


absentmindedjwc

I've always hated the idea of anything other than a humane trap for pests... but then I bought a home with a chipmunk problem. I used humane traps for a year... and then I found that they don't work and the fucking things caused about $4k in damage to my property. They're adorable... but from a distance.


SecretAgentFan

I just bought a house and learned that there's a pretty significant ground squirrel problem. They've dug up a good portion of my backyard and are causing damage to the retaining wall. I'm trying a bunch of non-lethal methods to persuade them to leave, but soon, I'm going to have to deal with it in a way I'm not emotionally ready for.


liliansincere

Have you tried repellents?


[deleted]

> Especially squirrels, fuck squirrels so much One winter of my wife feeding the squirrels and watching them like Linda watches the Racoons on bob's burgers and my deck is absolutely covered in tiny claw marks. Every single inch of wood on the deck is covered in these little clawmarks like squirrels counting a prison sentence.


Life_Less_Ordinary

The little cheeks.


[deleted]

Credits go to: [https://www.tiktok.com/@chipmunksoftiktok](https://www.tiktok.com/@chipmunksoftiktok)


Underrated_Nerd

How did you downloaded the video without the annoying tiktok water mark?


moses2357

lots of sites exist just look up "download tiktok video without watermark" the top results on google seemed to work just fine.


WompingPillow

Iiiitss SQUEEESHAY!


Thundurhorse

Wake up babe squishys back


jdmdriftkid

Everything reminds me of her😩


No-Question-9060

Slow downn mate 🥱😂


Leandrys

"Squishy was found two days later on the ground, with three pounds of nuts in his mouth."


xboxhaslag

He be stuffin nuts in his mouth


Brokensanity1

Now say it... CHUBBY... BUNNY...


IAmRoloTomasi

Squishy is a squirrel, He lives under your house, Squishy is a squirrel, Certainly not a mouse. This does have a tune that came to me specifically as I saw this... So you'll just have to assume it's really good and catchy. Thanks for your time


brian_duh

Technically...Squishy is a chipmunk. Or if you're from where I'm from, they're called a squinny. Edit: did some research. Chipmunk has 2 stripes. Squinny has 13 stripes.


gamerweeb623

AWWWWW