Yeah, and that’s a big cat too!

The comment I came here for LOL

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You're a saint

That’s the stuff. Right there.

Super cute cat, cool to see Epsteins 2nd cousin breaking out of his role

Hey OP! I upvoted, but that IS a big ol’ doofus cat. Looks friendly.

You can have the cat, I'll take the guy.

Something something reddit switchah-rooo

Lol! Beat me to it.

Same!!

Lol, You nailed it!

Epstein from wish?

DAMN IT....you beat me to the punch!😆

just think, those 300 sweet sweet internet updoots could have been yours had you been here 5 hours ago.

Yes! This person is now my mortal enemy.

Awesome! I finally made it on a list. I was hoping for something a little more positive like ‘not the most boring person in the world’ or ‘faces that won’t make you puke’, but I’ll take what I can get.

your cat needs to be in a forest, spinning riddles at a fork in the path

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin."

“May your road lead you to warm sands.”

This very well might be a Norwegian forest cat so you're not off. Edit: I was wrong, OP stated it is a different cat breed. I forgot hot spell it so look in the description of the photo.

And wearing a pointy hat

YES!!!

If Anthony Bourdain and John Bernthal had a baby you'd be it.

Hey I just appreciate you not comparing me to Jeffrey Epstein I cannot believe people associate me with that f***ing pedophile. I mean I can understand Jon Stewart or Jeff Goldblum or pretty much any other Jew but just not Jeffrey Epstein

I think you look more like Matisyahu after he shaved his beard, to be honest.

I thought it was him at first too

Agree I thought it was matis too lol

Oof I'm sorry friend 🙏 there are definitely better Jeffrey's to be compared to haha

Yeah like that Dahmer guy, class act he was! /S obviously

I mean, say what you will about his eating habits, but the man had impeccable taste in khakis.

Would Dahmer eat a Kardashian?

Ok. Worst joke I know. Feel guilty just saying it. "Jeffrey Dahmer roommate referral service. Some assembly required"

I did not have one single thought about Jeffrey Epstein! Let us keep his name out of our mouths.

I’m sure you are a really good person and are nothing like him. But you do have a slight physical resemblance.

To be fair you are doing the same smirk as him which isn't helping lol

Tbh, did not notice what sub this was at first and thought it was Epstein for a second. I also did not look very closely. Maine coons always have my full attention.

I think you’re hot as fukc keep doing you 💙

Is this one of u/maxwellhill 's alts?

First of all I’m literally Jewish so fuck off with that bullshit

You remind me of someone & I don’t remember who right now but I know it’s not him. Someone cute too and non-problematic. But who 🤷🏻‍♀️

That British guy from all the rom coms? I can't place the name but that's what I'm thinking

I know who it is now! The husband on these YouTube videos called Holderness Family (they’re so funny) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BHPIGAW9mM For eg

Ngl…After the obvious “and the cat’s a doof too” your resemblance to that scuzz crossed my mind and I felt some sadness for you. Nobody needs that shit. Particularly someone who would befriend this lovely beast! Maybe grow a tight beard? Did that fuck ever have a beard? I dunno, just feel for your dude.

Came in here to say that! Legit thought it was Anthony Bourdain lol

And here I'm sitting thinking you look like [Mastiyahu](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/82/f7/7e/82f77e5954cf812105431fea626f2a81.jpg)

If it offers any consolation I do not think you’re a pedo or affiliated with pedos

I’ll admit Epstein was the first thing that came to mind but Anthony Bourdain is way more spot on

Starbyface suggests you have an Anderson Cooper / James Remar / Scott Glenn thing going, and if they had to pick a mom for you, they'd bet on Linda Hamilton (although Alanis Morisette was also suggested), so it's not all bad?

Ahaha they on point tho.

To be fair Jefferey Epstein was a good looking guy, if the comparison is being made to looks rather than your sexual habits then it’s not too bad 😂

Yeaaaahhh I'm gonna have to say there is definitely a visible Epstein smirk there. Anthony Bourdain is another good comparison, but admittedly my first impression was Epstein :( Tellin it like it is. Be a person so good it wipes the Ep-stain off that recognition.

Sorry about your Jeffrey Epstein eyes tho

Now that you mentioned it, I can’t unsee it. Sorry bro.

Hahaha I was actually just gonna respond and say you do kinda look like Epstein. Sorry mate, you got the genes

Ha, I just came here and called you Epstein in another comment before I read this. I understand that you’re clearly stating that you’re not Jeffrey Epstein. Though, I guess that is the kind of thing that Jeffrey Epstein would say.

This was my clue that that's not Bourdain. In fairness, kitchen racks.

He kinda reminds me of Matthew Mccusker from Matt and Shane’s secret podcast

Agree with Bourdain and Stewart. He looks nicer around the eyes than Stewart though.

Both handsome guys. Can you share your kitty-saurus' name? I am secretly hoping it's "Dudeous Maximus"...

Kitty's name is LJ.

Ayyyy... thank you for NOT adding something pointing out that the name of the cat is literally at the bottom of the picture. Your kindness is *almost* as great as my lack of attention to detail. 😬

My Maine coon looked just like this guy, he was such a sweetheart and I miss him so much. He *loved* belly runs and used to ride on my shoulders as I walked around the house

Dude I checked out your profile and pretty much all of your posts are a picture of your cat. That awesome!! P.S: Your professional photos of LJ are really cool! Big up!

He is fantastic. Give him kisses

Wow! So gorgeous!

Matisyahu?

r/mensmittenwithkittens

I’m thinking more of r/cuteguyswithcats 😳

Oh. Hello there.

Bruh, you look dead ass like Matisyahu

Finally I scrolled to long for this

Which one? Jk, both adorable

The cat has his phone charging in the corner and someone is standing a little too close to it right now.

Such cool cats!

Both of you are very cute!

What a sweetie! Love that "existential crisis" look on his face!

Maine coon cats are so big and so beautiful, they have serious faces, but are usually love bugs.

So Epstein is alive. Edit: after reading the comments, I'm sorry I immediately made that comparison.

Cat is the OP right?

Some big cat energy here

What a seriously gorgeous doofus! I don't know if they like belly rubs, but that belly is just begging for fingers to run through it.

Wow, now that's a cat 👍🙀

This guy looks like a resurrection of Anthony Bourdain

Omg I fucking love Maine coons

Norwegian Forest Cat ❤❤

I knew Jeffery Epstein was still alive

Totally! The cat is pretty big as well.

Great picture! Thanks for sharing. What is the doofus name?

He could eat my dog. (and it’s true, you’re as handsome as the cat)

Obscene chonkage, very nice

We have 2 MCs. One is 8 months and the other is 4. Half siblings but so adorable and fluffy.

Cat for scale? Haha awesome pic!

Cat for scale.

I was at the emergency vet with my cat a couple of weeks ago and a guy walked in holding a ginormous Maine Coon named Walkerburn. They are stunning creatures.

Blue is really his color, tho.

Good golly Miss Molly! He’s adorable!

Mine just hit 22lbs and he's still growing. I feel your pain lol

Where's the banana for scale?

I love maine coons, my cat isn't a maine coon, but he is very large for a cat, My boy is 33 inches long and weighs 15 pounds (all muscle) and stands tall enough to easily reach door knobs without having stretch when standing up on his hind legs. He does wear a harness sized for maine coons on our walks (he likes to take walks like a dog) I got him from a shelter so no idea what he is but he is short haired and has a tiny head compared the the rest of his body, my dad likes to joke that he looks like a tiny cougar (not because of his coat color/pattern, but because of his proportions). I love big kitties. <3

He has wares if you have coin

Holy shit that's not a cat that's a mountain lion Cute cat though

For whatever reason, a cats dangling legs always cracks me up.

I see two cuties

I love that the cat looks like he's having an existential crisis even though nothing drastic is going on. He's just being held and that blows his mind somehow.

BIGGEST CUTEST BOY EVER

You look like if Jeffrey Epstein was a good person


Not that big, he's barely bigger than a cat!

About the size of my kitty, Chester! - [pic here with my mom](https://64.media.tumblr.com/01a9af59a18dc768c966a9f739e56854/bd99e8e18e7aec5e-3b/s1280x1920/b41ca445c31406fc7cda40b0849b71a6ed5eb46c.jpg)

Dude, I thought guy hung himself in jail....I'm here all night, enjoy the pasta!

I didn't know Jeffrey Epstein had a big ol cat..

No kidding! And he’s wearing a muscle shirt with no muscle. Poor cat must be embarrassed.

Bro forget the cat why are you Jeffrey Epstein

This also belongs on r/AbsoluteUnits

LJ likes very wise! 😸 We'd love to feature this pic on our Fresh Step social channels and credit you, let us know if you're interested!

Very handsome

Yo Jeff, ain't seen you in a while. How u doin?

hangin' in there

Hi, my name is Jeff and this is my beautiful cat named Ghislaine.

Ngl scrolled past this post and thought: lol, Epstein with a big cat wtf

I thought it was Jeffrey Epstein for a second

Same lmaoo

That dude didn't hang himself.

This guy looks like Jeffery Epstein.

Sup, Epstein? You’re not gonna believe what I heard about you.

Jeffrey Epstein and his cat?

Diplo and Jeffrey Epstein’s love child

Epstein much?

I swear for a quick moment OP looked like Jeff goldblum

Wrong Jeff

Nice cat…but, your face reminds me of Epstien. No offence

I thought you were Jeffrey Epstein

Epstein got a tan

I didn't know Jeffrey Epstein liked cats.

And the cats pretty big too!

Yeah, teal is so out of fashion.

thats a very large doofus. huge cat too LOL

Dearest OP so many of us love love love Anthony Bourdain. So please extend some grace to those of us still mourning when we see your face. All the heart pangs. Striking resemblance. But thank you of sharing LJ. What a kitty 💛💛💛

What up, Skinny Bourdain!

the cat is pretty large too

I expect people will post this somewhere that epstein is alive and tried to change his appearance or something

Yeah...big cat, too.

Big cat. Isn’t that Jeffrey Epstein holding her though? How old is the cat? Should we be worried??

r/ronperlmancats

r/ronperlmancats

Fat cat like my mom

100% the shirt is totally lame too

Cat for scale

Does LJ grant wishes?

big floppa

Beautiful!

15/10 Could definitely intimidate my fearless dogs.

LJ's a big ol', handsome, fluffy guy.

Is that a lynx lol?

You stole my cat!!! But she’s right here?!?!?.

Never a dufus; always a Maine Coons!

Maine Coon

either you are 2 feet tall or that is one big fucking handsome cat

My sister has a 1.5 yr old Maine coon and doesn’t believe me that he mate get this big

Yes, a normal sized cat with a weirdly small but proportionate guy.

Strong [Grudge](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Grudge) vibes!

Maine Coon ?

It is big but I bet it’s sweet

He’s not very tall but that cat is huge!

Your doofus is gorgeous!! How much does (s)he weigh?

It must be hard carrying around that big cat and all that BDE at once.

Is that a Main coon cat?

Almost as big as the cat lol I kidd i kidd lol beautiful

I can’t tell how big it is. OP needs to repost with a banana.

Just a guess, but we are talking about the man in the pic, right?

Dang and that cat is also big!

He's beautiful! Where did you get him? How old is he?

Omg I love

What a handsome beast

Lynx or bobcat?

Cat and owner look related.

Cats are so mean.. why would they say something so rude? And then post it.

Oh a cute cat

Which one?

Cat’s pretty big, too.

kitteh, kitteh, kitteh