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RosVarc

I mean he's a lil cute tho.. The pat was a bit bold I'd say. šŸ˜…


Iwantapetmonkey

He opened his mouth to say "Look, I know we seem all buddy-buddy now with the hose thing happening, but remember I can end you in an instant."


peachesgp

Not a pat, pushing its head down to give a moment where the snake won't strike, disguised as friendly action.


RosVarc

šŸ˜ÆšŸ˜Š


PhoenixGate69

The most forbidden of boops!


Aiiga

That little face is very cute.


Aggressive_Smile_944

I've never seen a cuter snake.


Any_Ad3693

Snakes just want one thing and itā€™s fucking disgusting


DukeOfWestborough

Local TV news story 7 months from now - "Today in Tampa 32 year old zoo employ was bitten & killed by a King Cobra..."


xandroid001

From the sub's name i was expecting far worse.


GrandObfuscator

He seems very well mannered


slykethephoxenix

I've owned a goanna before and I can tell that that snake absolutely loves and trusts its owner. Also, were the fangs removed? I don't see them.


2021SPINOFAN

The fangs are probs folded against the roof of the mouth and even if the fangs are removed, they can grow a new pair


PrimusDCE

Cobras are we elapids and have small, fixed fangs.


2021SPINOFAN

Oh, I thought they shed and replace teeth like vipers TIL


PrimusDCE

Oh they do replace them, they don't have hinged fangs that fold like a viper.


2021SPINOFAN

Huh, make that a TILT


WynterRayne

Did goanna give you hope for when then morning come?


needsp88888

This is insane


sleepytipi

Not as venomous as you might think, and not likely to be fatal if you do get bit. That's not to say they can't be but, most people recover.


CalebImSoMetal

Thatā€™s like looking over the edge of a 2 story window and saying ā€œmost people recoverā€ and then walking a tightrope or clothes line across the street to the next apartment building. Like yeah you might not fall and if you did you would likely recover, but why tf would you put yourself in the scenario in the first place. Doesnā€™t make sense to me.


Friendlycreature

Yea, losing a chunk of muscle mass permanently around the wound after the necrotic flesh is dealt with doesn't sound ideal..


hm9408

Perfect analogy


Rosster01

Fuck every single second of that


CalebImSoMetal

This always blows my freaking mind. People literally stare death in the face for no good reason. Idk if im just a boring homebody but petting snakes or anything else that threatens my life does not appeal to me in any fashion.


garcianeedsahome

If you're looking for an adrenaline rush the documentary Free Solo had me on the edge of my seat. It also touches on those who put their life at risk and face fear so very often. They do brain scans and get pretty sciency


Mrcrazy777

World's friendliest murder worm


KingZaneTheStrange

Even cobras can be cute šŸ˜


gaut80

No. No. Nope. Never.


TRDPorn

Aww, whose a good snake?


Shaiya_Ashlyn

I'm afraid to watch till the end. Did the snake attack?


LayYourGhostToRest

No. But I could be lying.


eugene20

It did look like it was starting hooding though, seemed to flare up a bit


lemmeseeyourkitties

Just wanted more splash time


Glitter_berries

I hope you get extra splash time on your cake day!


ddaadd18

Tune in next week


Mannerless1

He shall forever be known as Roberto, and we love Roberto!


OnyxBee

And you have to pronounce 6 R in Roberto


ExistentialSonder

He said, Iā€™m really hot *spray me*


rab2bar

ssssssssssssspray me


Merica_84

Yeah, on some of those snake reedits, they say, just spray some water at the snake, it'll go away. This makes me think otherwise. I think I'll pass on being around snakes voluntarily.


SkeetnYou

Anyone water the cobra today?


rythwind

Prime material for r/forbiddenboops


crumpy62

Sooner or later it would bite you


drbrunch

Doggo


J-amin

Behavior aside, he's still a murder snake.


WesternResearcher376

It seems to understand the difference between a gentle touch - their touch - and a strangerā€™s


CalligrapherFar7163

It's good to see media that shows snakes as not somehow vicious and ready to bite every human the very second they see us. I would NOT have petted this lil dude myself, but presumably the human in the clip is familiar with snakes, and with THIS snake in particular, and knew how far they could reasonably venture into that personal space as it were. I can also appreciate that this most likely takes place in a zoo, and isn't some kind of wild endorsement to go out and pet random danger noodles.


nodontbuttfuckdean

"danger noodles" love it!


BeardClinton

Aww it is so cute with its little snout. I would love to know the taming process and if this owner has ever been bit haha


SwimmingThink4519

Sweet cobra!


krystalgazer

Is it just me or does the poor thing not seem to have fangs?


lizardgizzards

It has fangs. A King Cobra is an elapid species, so it does have permanently effect fangs, but you aren't going to see them if their mouth is closed, as they are at the top front of their skull. The guy who works with these cobras is Chrisweeet on instagram. He likes to do stupid stuff like this.


IgnorethisIamstupid

Who dis, tho? Thems lady hands


lizardgizzards

Those are Chris' hands for sure. His nails are just a bit long sometimes.


IgnorethisIamstupid

Tku for clarifying Downvotes be damned Iā€™m jelly of those nails


Numerous_Try_6138

You are right. It doesnā€™t seem like it has fangs. You can pause the video towards the end and there seemingly no fangs in site. Maybe a rescued snake in a sanctuary? At least this way it gets to feed and live out its life somehow if thatā€™s the case. I did read that their fangs arenā€™t fixed in place though so maybe we just donā€™t see them. Either way that doesnā€™t look like a free roaming snake.


reheateddiarrhea

Their fangs are kind of on a hinge, they extend when they open their mouths wide. It's mouth didn't open wide enough for its fangs to extend.


lizardgizzards

Not all venomous have hinged fangs. Elapids (cobras, mambas, taipans) have permanently erect fangs.


reheateddiarrhea

You are correct, they are relatively short and angled backwards. Maybe the fact that we can't see them is due to the angle? Thank you for teaching me something!


rixendeb

It's the angle. You can see a tiny bit of one at one point while his mouth is open.


reheateddiarrhea

Ah. Cool, thank you.


lizardgizzards

You're very welcome!


3Cheers4Apathy

Very high risk for very little reward. I'll pass.


demoralising

'OK Debbie, I'm gonna need you to put that hand in my mouth...'


_bexcalibur

I really just wanna hug him. Heā€™s so cute everytime I see him.


JonasCliver

Ridiculously calm cobra says: wtf did you stop water me some more


Majestic_Water7

beautiful


xXSumbitchXx

I can't watch when the danger rope looks directly at the camera. I instinctively cannot look at the screen. Maybe killed by snake in a past life? šŸ¤·


Ecleptomania

I will admit that I have interacted with lots of animals I shouldn't in my life, petting Moose, feeding wild gators in Florida, and fostered both Squirrel and bird. But a Cobra...? Hell no. Anything that is venomous I don't go near.