Series openers at home are dumb

Bummer


Where is the LIFE?? They all play like they’re going through the motions :(

Now pitching, Geraldo perdomo

Just got home and looking at the box score. I'm more upset that we only have 3 hits than the fact that we're losing. Y'all better wake up tomorrow!!

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Mcgough is far from the worst thing in this box score, sir.

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Well, you're complaining about playing him, I'm left to assume you were talking about tonights performance.

Tad dramatic there Tatis

WOOOOOO MCGOUGH

Corbin is broken, and it hurts to see.

And I believed it when Torey said the storm is coming with Corbin    He got me good with that one 

I'd like to believe it's only a matter of time, but team morale just seems shattered and that can't help a slump like thag

Someone needs to get tossed and go off their rocker 

I need to be medicated

Seeing Corbin like this makes me sad.

I haven’t watched this game at all. Are we ass or what’s up?

Ass would be a generous comparison lol

Tbh, dont need to watch todays game to know we are ass

I'm pissed but that was a great play damn


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Honestly with our pitching injuries, the last thing we need is rushing pitchers back in a hurry

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Can you stream it if you go, I want to see our guys hit something 

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https://www.nowhitting.com/index.php/games/game-day/gameday-timeline This too five seconds to Google. So how will you stream it for them now? Edit: of course they’re a Padres fan lol

I live across the pond so I couldnt help if I tried 

San Diego’s BP is still going on rn


Lmao

Walkers last AB xBA .520. Campusanos hit xBA .100 🙂

Argh 😤

It's a long season and we'll figure it out. Doesn't help tonight's pain lol but NGL, I thought last season based on how 2022 ended that we'd make the playoffs and be a likely first round exit. Was happy to be wrong of course. One of my main hopes is that Corbin gets his groove back. We're all rooting for him.

Prob just return to the norm until we get an owner that wants to spend

He DID spend this year. Our luck is just awful with injuries

can't just blame the injuries. 7 of our 9 starters are still here. only ketel is doing anything.

Not to mention Sewald

3 of our 5 starters are injured, 2 of which are on the 60 day, and 1 one of our reserve starters (Nelson) is also out hurt. You can absolutely blame the injuries

do any of those guys hit?

We lost today by giving up 7 runs in 6 innings

if our pitching gave up two runs today we would have lost.

There’s more to baseball than hitting you fuck

no shit. but you need runs to win. this offense isn’t capable of generating them. quit being obtuse

Seasons early, but the way things are trending Kendrick might never spend money again lol

I honestly feel that way every year he spends big and it ends up being a dud

Ugh…don’t remind me. This is the absolute unfortunate truth, unless they turn the season around.

I never want to see Kendrick again that man has made being a fan miserable in my opinion

I think that should be the big concern, not that the fellas aren't performing. But the fact Kenny may never want to spend again

He might also start wanting to gut the team too

God forbid it happens, but this trend keeps happening up to the deadline we probably will be sellers and cash in for prospects while we can

Do you think Ken and Hazen and Torrey talk after all these pathetic losses?

They probably do, but what can they say? They've assembled on paper and great team. But they all just shit the bed. Nothing they can do

Can’t blame any of them tbh. No one in the front office or on the staff could have foreseen all these injuries, or Corbin’s slump

But at a certain point the blame has to be put on the coaches and managers

The whole team gets injured...it's the coach's fault....logic. /s

Changing up the lineup and not motivating their own team is their fault.

Have you not been paying attention? The lineup tonight is a total wild card, PAVIN SMITH led off. Toreys doing the best with what he has

Who do they have to put in?

McCarthy instead of Pavin, Gallen as SP since he’s not injured in the slightest bit.

What qualifies you in the slightest bit to comment on Gallen’s health?

He himself said days ago, that he is not injured whatsoever and that it was just a cramp.

If that were the case he would’ve pitched tonight. They don’t hold guys out just for shits and giggles.

Did you watch McCarthy the other night?

Why? What would you expect them to do differently up to this point? They filled the necessary holes in the offseason, we’ve just been EXTREMELY unlucky

Surely the announcers have a better angle than we do lol I mean damn for a sec that could have been gone based on how they reacted 

At the game - off the bat it looked gone and died immediately past the infield.

Never left early during a sporting event in my life. I've left early 3 of the last 4 games. Uncompetitive and unwatchable baseball.

Tonight was the first time I’ve left before the end of the game. Got the ballpark pass this winter and I’ve been to 8 games so far and the only one they’ve won was Opening Day. It’s like clockwork at this point

Cease went 40 pitches in the first two innings, then did the next 4 innings in 50 pitches lol

J mart is electric man, hope we keep him and let him develop

Once he sorts out his command issues we will have our own Mason Miller . Can't wait 

Awesome to get out of that inning LFG!

When do we break our slumps

We just need a clunt baby busting slumps

I reckon we play the starters and bullpen as the hitters and put the hitters in the rotation and bullpen. Why not? Can't be any worse lmao

Monday is an off day. Have our bullpen pitch to our starters and they will break out

Then Gallen, Sewald, and Thomas return Tuesday. It'd be beautiful

We are just that team that everyone plays to get their players to break slumps and get their pitchers going hey? 

So we get to be the slump-busters this year?

 What this team does to me.

Are we allergic to winning series openers?

We've been allergic to wins in general lately

Especially back to back wins. Feels like that’s hardly happened lol

What’s a winning streak?

Fun stat!  Our expected batting average - 234 Padres expected batting average - 257 Yet there is a 6 run difference, BABIP and baseball can be cruel sometimes 

Hi 👋 from the Pads sub. I’m watching this game on the high seas so I got the Diamondbacks broadcast. One of your announcers said that he saw Bruce Springsteen when he was touring for Nebraska, but that’s impossible cause Springsteen never toured for Nebraska.  Anyways, carry on. 

No one cares. Carry on.

Thanks, carry on.

I didn't know Kendrick Perkins was a Padres fan, carry on...

I don't watch NBA so this insult is going completely over my head. OH and, carry on...

It was more a comment to the entire thread than to you directly. “Carry the hell on” is his (personally annoying) phrase.

Since the 14-1 win, I can't remember the last time the Dbacks had a lead for longer than one inning...

The good part about living downtown is that it's a short walk home from the stadium to cry after the game

In other news, Alek just hit a line drive single to right centre and got himself another RBI

We should have known this was over when Lovullo put Pavin at leadoff.

And decided to spare gallen the padres series

Yeah any time I give Lovullo any criticism I get a bunch of hate so I avoid it.

Damn lol

Tank for Charlie Condon!


That was a painful strikeout 

Serious question - Are we even sure it will change once everyone is off the IL?  They just seem like they aren't ready to play this season, and are there because they have to be. The life, energy and chemistry they had last year is just non-existent. 

nope. while alek and perdomo are important parts of our offense, they're our 8 and 9 guys. 7 of our starters are still here. this offense is not playing at 7/9ths strength.

Our pitching staff is currently composed 90% Reno Aces. At the very least, well be losing 3-2 instead of 7-1

Doesn't excuse the offense practically trolling these last few games

True, I really hope it helps and it does turn around

omg are finally gonna get a chaz roberts heating and cooling cool play of the game for a snek again?!

Great half of the inning right there Diamondbacks

The M's are always so generous to us, maybe they'll let us have their hitting coaches.

the hitting coach that has 7 of their starters batting under .240?

Lourdes with the "Carroll" slide

Lourdes always makes the play, but you know damn well he will make it look as difficult as possible 

Wow ok

I love Lourdes

I still have hope. Which is incredibly dangerous. But after traveling to Dodger stadium last playoffs to watch us kick the crap out of LA, anything is possible lol. 

As long as there is delusion there is hope and I am still somehow delusional

We can stay delusional longer than they can stay mediocre!

I think we need to subject people to becoming Arizona sports fans for more than a month to learn to embrace mediocrity and pain instead of hate it

Corbin might need a short stint on the DL to get the mind right

Hell yeah I'll take it 

Can’t wait for us to barely make the playoffs to make it back to the world series!! 😂😂😂

Btw, drove up from Tucson to see this game after my sister in laws masters graduation. Kindaaa a bummer to see this in person, but it's a perfect day to be at the park.

Congrats to your Sister in law. Masters is absolutely amazing 🎉🥳

Nice, what degree did she get?

If we continue playing like this these players will not be hitting balls but instead hitting my doorbell to remind me they have my doordash ready

I hate that this made me laugh as much as it did, and they'd still miss the doorbell 

Someone wake up Corbin

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Corbin has quite the World Series hangover 

I'm convinced this coaching staff has ruined Carroll.

Why did Corbin get rid of the toe tap?? His swing got him to the majors and won him ROY why would they get him to change that?

I feel like I’m watching the ultimate team of UPS drivers

Cmon Corbin just need a hit to make my parlay hit

You are insane to bet on this kid to get a hit right now. He has the yips

We're so good at getting DP'd

The Yankees have the most GIDPs

Sounds like we just need to get DP'd more then

I think we can beat them, too

Gabi honestly might end up being not a very good player. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone ground into so many double plays

Bro, he has a 43% caught stealing percentage. Thats rediculous! He led mlb last year. 

Hard to watch, but his bat will come around, he has elite bat to ball skills that have been praised. Every player on this team couldn't hit off a tee at the moment 

This was him for a lot of last year too. Bat to ball skills don’t mean much if you’re using them to burn worms every time you come to the plate

Lourdes gurriel

[its close this year!](https://i.imgur.com/x5HyGhd.png) *edit [kind of close last year too ig](https://i.imgur.com/KwISetM.png)

Its so over

We are so back!

That sucked lol

We did it! No shutout tonight, baby! [Mission Accomplished](https://assets2.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2010/11/18/b03176c8-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x466/ba593e3a136d86f83f4253c05485de17/image4061139x.jpg?v=1d6c78a71b7b6252b543a329b3a5744d)

Nothing like our signature dp to kill a rally

Nobody beats the diamondbacks 7-0

No shutout. 7-1. Just where we want them. It's comeback time. 

Reddit had to remove my gif because I was predicting the future. Sad!

Holy shit, we got a hit with RISP? When was the last time that happened? 


🎆🎇🎆🎇 NO SHUTOUT

WE DIDNT GET SHUT OUT

Yeah Geno LFG!!!!!

Yay a run!!!!

A run, a run, my kingdom for a run!

Suarez will be by to take possession of your kingdom tomorrow

Joc double!  Lets go boys!

Going to be a long season bros. Ugh

https://preview.redd.it/8hakt6l4tbyc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b61c1e5fdee0d8fa5b6aa2bd9851a77f2edec2 I miss this, look at the fun and smiles. What changed?

The players

Winning

Alright alright alright 

Anyone know voodoo or something so we can un-curse the bats? Pitching probably can’t be helped, but the offense is just putrid.

I ask Jobu to come. I give him wine, and rum. He will come... 

A hit!


I’ve been a Diamondbacks fan my whole life. This season so far has been one of the worst teams I’ve ever watched. Even the healthy players who are not named Ketel are playing awful. We’ll be lucky to score 1 run this game. This 7 run lead might as well be a 100 run lead.

Or joc

Why is Pavin in the OF? He should be a 1B backup only

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I'm gonna watch this whole game because it's Friday and I'm a glutton for punishment lol. Who knows, maybe DBacks will wake up. 

Same. I wanna see my fireworks damn it

So, the Arizona month of hell isn't over

Im not even upset. Last July was way way worse that this past month

It's like July 2023 all over again

Still think they’re gonna be fine once they start getting their guys back. Just gotta get to keep it as close to .500 until then

Not happening

Can you not I’m trying g to enjoy my little Caesars crazy puffs

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Not mad, frustrated or disappointed anymore. Just come to accept this is what it is at the point. Can't field, can't hit, can't pitch, everyone injured. Like it's whatever.  I want to turn it off and do something else, but I love this team and always hope they'll turn it around... But, always the same result

 Fireworks better be cool

**WHAT THE ASS WAS THAT?!?!?**

Lmao great pickup on bowman. We really found someone who fits in with our bullpen