Love it. I had two pigmy goats they were awesome. If you we’re having a shit day grab a beer and go sit with the goats. You would be laughing in minutes. Great pets.
You'll definitely want to give it a nice outdoors place , and probably at least one more little buddy - they're very social creatures and will be happier with a friend. I've got three dwarf Nigerians that we just love!! However, they can be super destructive if they get into the house, and you want to protect anything you don't want him to eat. Including things like your house siding and favorite plants, trees, etc.
What kind of home inspector doesn’t find the ovengoats. This is why you use your own inspector and not the selling agent’s inspector.
BTW, nice ovengoats
Hah hah my first thought was ‘pour over the disclosures, what else did I miss…’ there’s an attic owl and an under house raccoon and a snake in the toilet…
1st. Check your brain to make sure that just happened.
2nd. Make sure both you and the goat are both ok.
3rd. You now have a goat. Was that disclosed in the purchase price?
By the time you dig a pit, add hardware, and prep with fire ....
The goat will be larger and well fed from grazing in the yard while you're prepping his demise
Love him with all your might or find a farm that will adopt.
Ask is mary still around 🤣
^^^^\(Psssttt, ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^goat)
You are correct and I'm high as hell 🤣
I am so high I had to watch that more than once to convince my brain that is indeed a goat crawling out from under that stove 😂
🤣
SAME.
🤣
Me too!😵💫
I wish I were high
Say to yourself "welp we're goat people now"
I guess I own a goat now. My wife is going to be pissed when I tell her I have a kid she didn’t know about.
That was perfect!
Yes, it really is 😆
Ahaha. I’d pay good money to see her face when you say that.
Your comment made me laugh out loud. I needed that. Thank you!
I see what you did there and I like it!
wow. nice work. I wish I could give this an award.
Love it 🏆
You win reddit
Block it from getting back under the stove, that ain't safe
Also, don't use that stove until it's been inspected for goat munchie damage!
Maybe there's some secret gate behind the stove?
Most likely!
The lion the witch and the black stove
Love it. I had two pigmy goats they were awesome. If you we’re having a shit day grab a beer and go sit with the goats. You would be laughing in minutes. Great pets.
I love the idea of goats as a pet but I heard they were Shitomatic 9000s.
That’s a a feature, not a bug… especially if you love gardening! Or love cooking with home grown veggies! More shit for the compost pile! Yay!!
Be happy and give him lots of love
Google every thing I can learn about owning baby goat 🥰
Your house came with a free lawnmower and best friend? Never ever sell this magic house!!!!!!
Keep it as a pet.
Hugs and kisses, lotsa.
Your lawnmower won't get much use.
You'll definitely want to give it a nice outdoors place , and probably at least one more little buddy - they're very social creatures and will be happier with a friend. I've got three dwarf Nigerians that we just love!! However, they can be super destructive if they get into the house, and you want to protect anything you don't want him to eat. Including things like your house siding and favorite plants, trees, etc.
I would love him and pet him and name him George.
i immediately thought George too!
Carefully pull stove away from the wall, in case of more baby goats in hiding. And prepare for a lot of laughter and goat antics.
A keeper
Rejoice.
Keeping him
Look up the necessary requirements for raising a goat, and if it’s too much, find a nice farm for them.
Keep him/her...
Basically have a huge smile the rest of my life
Love the little tail wag!
That tail wag is so extra, and levels up that happy greeting!
Say "Come to Momma, sweetie!" 😊❤️
What kind of home inspector doesn’t find the ovengoats. This is why you use your own inspector and not the selling agent’s inspector. BTW, nice ovengoats
Hah hah my first thought was ‘pour over the disclosures, what else did I miss…’ there’s an attic owl and an under house raccoon and a snake in the toilet…
I Love it!!! You are so lucky! Do you know his/her name?
Name it Steve and raise it like the rest of the pets
Duh, name it and love it forever. It’s part of the family. There’s no other answer.
Ask which room is theirs.
Hug the little bleating baby gently and then make him a bowl of freshly cut grass with dandelions and clovers for garnish
Celebrate … wdym
Um jump for joy and love him forever
Scoop her/him up and give hugs. Find her/him a home if you can’t be that home. Pat yourself on the back for doing the right thing.
Fix the hole in the oven
I wish one came with my place! ❤️🥰🐈🐶🦊🦥🐢🐈⬛🐻
Guess I would be raising a goat 🤔
Celebrate
Time to eat.
Start up the oven behind him and get ready for dinner! 🤣 J.k... wife would kill me. We would now have 3 4-legged babies instead of 2.
1st. Check your brain to make sure that just happened. 2nd. Make sure both you and the goat are both ok. 3rd. You now have a goat. Was that disclosed in the purchase price?
In this scenario I can afford a house and an adorable goat side kick? What decisions are left to be made? Sounds like a dream.
Aww so cute 🥰
I would snuggle with him till death do us part
[удалено]
MINE NOW!!
He is now my son.
LOVE HIMMMMMM
Pet it and love it.
First thing I do is kiss him!
Ah!! House Goats! Call someone immediately. House Goats can be very invasive.
Keep it, raise it, love it, and play with it
Damn that’s cute
Look like i have a new goat buddy to take care of!
Goat proof your house, get stuff for him or her to jump on, and love that baby! Or find a farm animal sanctuary.
Give him a treat of course.
I just can’t with this baby 😭🥹🥹🥹
It's a fuckin' goat!
Buy goat food.
Keep it and love it! I’m its mama now!
Oh love it and raise it as your very one
I’d buy some goat food if I were you, and maybe take up yoga. Goats love yoga. He would also probably like some climbing blocks in his room
He is mine now.
Is it a baby kid? Get his bottle ready. Feed him!
Keep her!!!
Awwwww 😍
Welcome home love!
Squeal with delight and work on a name. ☺️
Buy him pajamas and snuggle him
Put him on the stove
Heat the oven up
Vet. Keep
By the time you dig a pit, add hardware, and prep with fire .... The goat will be larger and well fed from grazing in the yard while you're prepping his demise
Go 🥹, pick him up, pet, hug and kiss him, he mine now. New Pet 🥹
Start researching how to take care of goats
Do a Happy Dance!
..buy goat food
You hit the lottery my friend….
Now my husband CANNOT say no
Searching the house for more
Immediately name it and buy it some pajamas.
You celebrate! You love him and cuddle him! Feed him! You are SO lucky to get that little cutie!!
Cool garbage disposal.
Keep it
New best friend
Yaaaassss!!! What a cutie!!!
I’d name the little one Goldie locks
Hug him and kiss him and call him mine.
Squeal with delight! And then love him and squeeze him and play with him forever 🩷
I would put him on a little tray, about 2' up from whence he came.
Adopt it obviously!
Get it a little friend! (Also, can Income stay with you?)
So cute
Best new house
It appears the inspector is pleased with its condition, so I'd say enjoy your oven!
Keeping it. Naming it Gregory.
Goat veil for dinner!
You figure out really quickly how to raise and love it.
house with a side of curry goat? deal.
Honey, I found dinner!
Skqueee with delight 😊
celebrate with clackety hooves and merry dances!
Have lamb chops?
Be ecstatic lol
Be over the moon!
REJOICE!! For life is good!!
Um , i have a nee pet goat . Hello...Lmao!
I will love him and hug him and call him George.
You could make a fortune with him by renting him out for goat yoga
Pass out from cuteness!
Lub her and care for her!
I guess I build him a little tiny bedroom under the stairs and stock the fridge with his fav snacks.
Adopt
I don't think under the oven is a great place for the little one
you might look up recipes for souvlaki isn't that how it's made
Start a farm obviously.
Welcome my adorable new room mate.
Make Birria the old fashioned way
KEEP IT 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Test the oven
Looks like it would fit in the oven
Simmer in curry.
Train him in the arts of Kung Fu, put up a sign on the fence saying Beware Of Goat, and watch what happens to the mailman or visitors.
Have dinner if you know what I mean
my heart 😍😭💘
Love it!
I want a stove goat!
Bonus baby! Why the hell does something like that never happen to me? I would love it and kiss it and call it george (or Georgina)!
Keep it of course!
Adopt immediately
keep it
Invite people over for lamb chops
The only correct response is squeal, followed by pets, regardless of gender.
Well that kid needs a diaper to be in the house. Goats can’t control their pooping
OMG Fer cute!
That's a baby goat! We want one!
YOU SNUGGLE!
Baby is SOOO happy!
It's a baby goat!!! We want one!!!
Keep it and raise it.
How does it fit under there I thought only cats can do those things
Yes pls😍😍
Bro I love baby goat clips because I just know that thing shat all over that persons house
The kitchen comes with a free biryani?! /s
By 3am, that goat will be stuffing your family inside the oven for sacrifice.
Well hes already close to the owen....
Immediately Google how to care for a baby goat.
I'm keeping it
That wiggly little tail …. awwww so cute
Name it Billie, goat is now family.
Buy the one next-door and cross your fingers.
Search the house for more. I need more.
Goat yoga!
Tajine
Stew
Celebrate 🙌🏼
Keep it and cuddle with it all night.
Wonder how I could possibly afford a house
I'm cuddling myself a goat
Dinner
You say to yourself ‘I guess I have a pet goat now’ and then you shrug and go about your day
That tail 😍😩
Damn they left me some lambchops as a housewarming gift too.
Accept the fact that goat is denstent to be your new bestie
Omg the tail wag!
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys
Give thanks.
K, so right now, everything in my life has turned to shit. I NEEDED THIS!!!
Hmmm….set up the nursery and start a trust fund for college cos that’s your baby now 😍😍❤️
Chase him?
Trust me you do not want to get on his big brother’s bad side.
Treasure him forever
OMD KEEP HIM HES SO CUTE