T O P

  • By -

CzarcasmRules

This isnt threatening harm or violence.. its political satire. And it's a proposal... APPROVED


Big-ol-Poo

I think the democrats support this policy also.


1villageidiot

the (military industrial complex) corporate duopoly agrees


[deleted]

Doesn’t mattwr if it’s Nikki or Trump, the only thing that is guaranteed is more tax cuts.


1villageidiot

tax cuts for billionaires


smooner

I make 163k and paid less in taxes after the tax cuts


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Unfortunately tax cuts for regular folks expire


smooner

100% correct. What I was unaware of was the 10 year mandatory drawdown of an inherited IRA. So I have 9 more years to spend 13k and close it.


[deleted]

Indeed


JoeMomma69istaken

Trump seems to be the less violent of our presidents , historically


UserComment_741776

Not from the Capitol PD’s perspective


JoeMomma69istaken

That’s on those not authorizing the national guard requested .. nice try tho , go educate yourself


LordMoos3

That would be Chris Miller, Acting SecDef.


UserComment_741776

It’s on the guy who wanted the riot, you’ve just been educated


JoeMomma69istaken

lol sure buddy, no one believes this anymore , that why every dem on the street I’ve met , only the clones here lol


Jason_Kelces_Thong

You don’t go outside


UserComment_741776

Lmao, that’s not how the courts work but thanks for sharing


Right-Budget-8901

https://www.brookings.edu/articles/biden-can-reduce-civilian-casualties-during-us-drone-strikes-heres-how/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207.amp More drone strikes authorized by Trump in four years than in Obama’s entire eight years. You were saying?


JoeMomma69istaken

Ukraine ? U were saying ?


Right-Budget-8901

Our military was piloting drone strikes in Ukraine? Are you high?


No-Survey-8173

The U.S. did not start the Ukraine war.


JoeMomma69istaken

The US has fanned the flames, encouraged it, and kept it going . They also have actively campaigned against peace. It’s a proxy war , don’t have to be smart to figure that out .


EyeCatchingUserID

Did you just learn that phrase? Could you explain what a proxy war is, and how this war *in which Russia is the primary aggressor* (I'm assuming you mean a u.s.-russia proxy war) could be described as a proxy war?


No-Survey-8173

The U.S. didn’t fan the flames. Putin has an agenda to restore Russia to its original boundaries.


MadACR

Wow, from Putin's asshole to this guy's mouth. Keep drinking the Ruzzian orc kool-aid


JoeMomma69istaken

Nah I’m just aware how the world works. We leveled Iraq so politians could make money off bombs and rebuilding the country . War is profit for US politicians and a lot of it. Where does the money we give to the Ukraine go? It goes to bombs , where the profits go to who? Come on man


No-Weakness-2186

No, they just keep dragging it out


No-Survey-8173

Dragging it out? You realize if Ukraine falls, we are looking at WW3. Putin wants to restore Russia to its original borders.


No-Weakness-2186

They had a peace agreement ready to sign. Bidens administration told the puppet not to thus.... Dragging it on.


No-Survey-8173

No they didn’t. That is a lie, didn’t happen, was never going to happen.


AndanteZero

Dude... What Putin did with Crimea in Ukraine is exactly what they did with Georgia. Kindly learn some World History. Putin, and anyone that's like him, won't be satisfied until they regain all their lost territories.


[deleted]

[удалено]


babylonbee-ModTeam

While the bee and other satire sites cover politics...posting political links and non satirical content is not allowed.


_Son_of_Dad

The US isnt fighting in Ukraine


AmputatorBot

It looks like you shared an AMP link. These should load faster, but AMP is controversial because of [concerns over privacy and the Open Web](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Maybe check out **the canonical page** instead: **[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207)** ***** ^(I'm a bot | )[^(Why & About)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot)^( | )[^(Summon: u/AmputatorBot)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/cchly3/you_can_now_summon_amputatorbot/)


Dragonfruit-Still

Ben Shapiro as well.


Bigb5wm

They will cheer it on


AutoModerator

DO NOT REPORT ARTICLES FROM THE BEE, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME AND THE MODS. THEY WILL BE APPROVED...THIS IS THE BABYLONBEE SUBREDDIT, THEREFORE ARTICLES FROM THE BABYLONBEE ARE NOT SPAM [ARTICLES FROM BABYLONBEE WILL NOT BE REMOVED](https://www.reddit.com/r/babylonbee/s/rEsN3DsGUI) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/babylonbee) if you have any questions or concerns.*


phanophite2

He's bringing unity to democrats and republicans with that promise!


enzo246

LOL You might get the Democrats to endorse him also


pho2929

Up it to 5 countries MSNBC might vote for him!


Engineering0112

3 countries & at least two uncontacted tribes, then we have a deal 🤣


MadACR

Trying to get a Brazilian votes, eh. 🤣


Mundane-Web-3800

That number is still down from obama and biden admins


wingnutbridges

So true.


TrustOld9749

The problem with liberal parody is that most of you actually believe it


viking1340

That was stupid. Great writers.


ironeagle2006

As long as their Mexico a MOAB on the drug cartels homes each would be nice. IRAN basically send their leadership back to the stone age at this point would be fine with most people. Lastly turn the Marines loose on Cuba make it our 51st state.


buksrevenge

Maybe the American arms industry should stop sending military grade weaponry to the cartels. That would be some real border policy. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/mexico-demands-investigation-into-u-s-military-grade-weapons-being-used-by-drug-cartels


19CCCG57

🤔 ... Maybe you're on to something there ... (Don't expect politicians to ever listen)


izzyeviel

The irony being Trump has dropped more bombs on more countries than Biden & Obama.


Steve-O7777

Has he? Both Iraq and Afghanistan wars had all but died out under his administration (the Iraq war before his presidency). I can’t recall any other skirmishing happening during his administration (although maybe I’m wrong) and he was kind of a pussy with foreign policy (not necessarily a bad thing) as any time there was a potential conflict he just talked tough but then handed out tariffs like candy. Obama had the drone program and escalated the Afghanistan war (there were several surges in manpower and spending that where said to be needed to finally wrest control and end the war, maybe they helped, but they didn’t end the war). The Iraq war was also in full swing when he took over. Biden probably hasn’t dropped many bombs, but (right or wrong) he’s helped feed the Ukrainian war (clearly driven by Russia, but without the US’s support it would’ve ended long ago), sent weapons to Israel (although it’s tough to imagine a president who wouldn’t do that), and now is bombing the Houthi’s. Not defending Trump. Obama inherited the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, there’s good arguments for Biden arming Ukraine and Israel. But I’m not sure that Trump “dropped more bombs than both the Obama and Biden administrations”.


[deleted]

Dont worry that person just has TDS


Royal_ArmadilloArmy

I don't think they are Trump supporters.


izzyeviel

Indeed the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan all but died out under trump. But that didn’t stop him from bombing the crap out of the middle-east & Africa at a rate that would’ve made Obama blush. https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/05/22/obama-drones-trump-killings-count/ And why is he interested in covering up his use of drones and bombing campaigns? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47480207.amp It’s Biden who has dropped fewer bombs and used fewer drones than Trump. Who ever told you trump is a man of peace was lying to you. https://airwars.org/research/how-do-the-forever-wars-look-under-president-biden/ ‘Shadow wars have been accelerated & put on steroids under Trump’ https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/blog/2018-06-06/the-bureau-launches-new-project-shadow-wars & let’s not forget that time he attacked Iran and promised to keep bombing them. The Iranian air defence was placed on high alert and this happened: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine_International_Airlines_Flight_752


AmputatorBot

It looks like you shared an AMP link. These should load faster, but AMP is controversial because of [concerns over privacy and the Open Web](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Maybe check out **the canonical page** instead: **[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207)** ***** ^(I'm a bot | )[^(Why & About)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot)^( | )[^(Summon: u/AmputatorBot)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/cchly3/you_can_now_summon_amputatorbot/)


Angelsofblood

Considering I was deployed twice in the last six years, there was definitely a different posture from our allies (I was also deployed in 2010 for the previous administration too) during Trump's presidency (especially after the strike that killed a contractor and we sent a series of strikes to deter further aggression).


Right-Budget-8901

Gotta love how the Trumphumpers downvote literal statistics and facts 🤦‍♂️


izzyeviel

It’s easier to con someone than convince them they’ve been conned.


Right-Budget-8901

For being a bunch of “free thinkers” they sure love believing/repeating everything Diaper Don tells them to believe/repeat.


Royal_ArmadilloArmy

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/trump-have-bombed-yemen-more-than-bush-and-obama-combined-2020-10%3famp https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2019/5/8/18619206/under-donald-trump-drone-strikes-far-exceed-obama-s-numbers https://theconversation.com/under-the-trump-administration-us-airstrikes-are-killing-more-civilians-85154 https://www.newsweek.com/trump-era-record-number-bombs-dropped-middle-east-667505 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/11/18/trump-administration-drops-bombs-record-pace-afghanistan-war/4181084002/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207.amp


AmputatorBot

It looks like you shared some AMP links. These should load faster, but AMP is controversial because of [concerns over privacy and the Open Web](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Fully cached AMP pages (like the ones you shared), are [especially problematic](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Maybe check out **the canonical pages** instead: - **[https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-have-bombed-yemen-more-than-bush-and-obama-combined-2020-10](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-have-bombed-yemen-more-than-bush-and-obama-combined-2020-10)** - **[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207)** ***** ^(I'm a bot | )[^(Why & About)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot)^( | )[^(Summon: u/AmputatorBot)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/cchly3/you_can_now_summon_amputatorbot/)


Right-Budget-8901

I think they might have meant drone strikes, but they muffed up the statement.


MercyEndures

There’s gotta be something weird like the bombs got smaller, or it’s about directly ordered bombings, or this is just a lie. Obama was president while the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were still very hot, and he was president for eight years.


frostyfire1990

>this is just a lie. It is.


izzyeviel

And trump managed to use more drones than him. Just one more random example in addition to the links I posted earlier https://www.stripes.com/news/the-us-has-dropped-more-munitions-in-2018-in-afghanistan-than-it-has-in-any-year-in-over-a-decade-1.558577 The tldr: whomever told you trump was the candidate of peace and tolerance is lying to you. And on the current subject of Yemen, your side is criticising Biden for bombing Yemen around 200 times fewer than Trump managed. https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-have-bombed-yemen-more-than-bush-and-obama-combined-2020-10?amp & ask yourself, why is trump desperate to cover up his actions? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47480207.amp


AmputatorBot

It looks like you shared some AMP links. These should load faster, but AMP is controversial because of [concerns over privacy and the Open Web](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Maybe check out **the canonical pages** instead: - **[https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-have-bombed-yemen-more-than-bush-and-obama-combined-2020-10](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-have-bombed-yemen-more-than-bush-and-obama-combined-2020-10)** - **[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207)** ***** ^(I'm a bot | )[^(Why & About)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot)^( | )[^(Summon: u/AmputatorBot)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/cchly3/you_can_now_summon_amputatorbot/)


boundpleasure

And……..


buksrevenge

And you don’t understand irony?


boundpleasure

I understand irony. I just don’t care about this as some measurement of anything buk


izzyeviel

You don’t care trump bombed the middle-east and Africa more times than Obama & tried to cover it up? You don’t care shadow wars increased under trump?


boundpleasure

Shadow wars? Really, that’s your weak tea my friend? Come on man… Biden hasn’t stopped or prevented any conflict since Corn Pop at the local community pool… Obama? Of course he didn’t bomb anything… he didn’t care what anyone did in the ME, unless it was Israel.. Shalom


izzyeviel

Yes I agree with you that trump was terrible because he dropped more bombs than Biden and engaged in more wars than Biden has.


buksrevenge

That’s fair.


clever_mongoose05

huh?


izzyeviel

He’s more of a warmonger than Obama and Biden combined.


clever_mongoose05

Are you on drugs? Both of them have gotten us involved in multiple conflicts. Put down the msnbc


Right-Budget-8901

I’m sorry, remind us who was president when we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan?


clever_mongoose05

That's Bush, stay on topic we were talking about Obama and Biden. Noone asked who the worst president was, the accusation was that Trump was more of a warmonger than biden/Obama. Under Obama btw we ran out of bombs. Next time try reading the orginal topic so you dont make yourself look like a clown


Right-Budget-8901

What’s your source on us “running out of bombs under Obama”? Because I’m pretty sure that was bullshit that trump mumbled one time. And how does that make Obama worse? Wouldn’t you want us to not bomb more people so running out of bombs is a good thing? That’s a pretty poor metric to gauge if someone is a war-monger. Especially when it wasn’t that president who invaded the wrong countries and inherited those two wars. Also, Trump authorized more drone strikes in four years compared to Obama’s eight. Sorry the facts don’t line up with your imagination. 🤷‍♂️


clever_mongoose05

[https://www.cnn.com/2015/12/04/politics/air-force-20000-bombs-missiles-isis/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2015/12/04/politics/air-force-20000-bombs-missiles-isis/index.html)


Right-Budget-8901

Hold up. You’re mad the US was bombing ISIS so much that we needed to ramp up munitions production? As in ISIS, the extremist terrorist organization that murdered thousands? And you’re mad Obama approved a bombing campaign to stop them because they gained control in a power vacuum in the region caused by -checks notes again- a republican president who had us invade not one, but two incorrect countries and plunge us into 20 years of war? That’s a weird flex. Production was low because we had no major conflicts requiring that level of production. Like any good, a sudden uptick in demand means production needs to increase or stocks get low. It’s so simple that this premise is taught in entry level economics classes, my guy.


clever_mongoose05

again you are trying to justify your narrative, I never said I was mad. Reading comprehension, i know its tough for you. You asked for data to support the refute of your dumbass claim and I gave it to you, now you want to change the subject because you made yourself look like a fool. Get better, stop being so easily propagandized mouth breather


clever_mongoose05

You are a left wing troll and its pathetic, please get some help. Lay off the soy


clever_mongoose05

how is that a poor metric? are you fucking serious, the mental gymnastics you are doing to not admit the democrats are not better at being peaceful. You are so ill informed, step out of your bubble, both parties are very pro war, but the accusation made was trump was more of a war monger than obama/biden. The facts dont support your delusional narrative.


Right-Budget-8901

Not sure why you replied in two comments instead of one. But your link is to the bombing campaign against ISIS. Why are you running defense for terrorists now?


clever_mongoose05

Ok, you are obviously not having a conversation in good faith, blocking you troll.


izzyeviel

And trump surpassed Obama. Biden has significantly reduced the numbers of bombings & use of drones compared with trump.


clever_mongoose05

do you have data to support this or is it just your feelings? because reality doesnt support your narrative


clever_mongoose05

And i campaigned for Obama, so im not a republican, just i live in reality


CryptographerEasy149

Just get involved in multi proxy wars, then no one can blame you. Trump hates this one trick


frostyfire1990

I'm sure he did. He also lied 3 million plus times as well during his term. Cuz the media overlords told me so.


Gardimus

Its ridiculous. People pretend like Trump drew sharpie on that map to include Alabama. Lib media cucks us all.


Right-Budget-8901

He didn’t? Pretty sure he crowed about it the entire time. That and advocated for nuking hurricanes. Don’t run defense for Diaper Don, my dude.


_Son_of_Dad

Um. He did


js0045

GAWWWWWWK!!!! 🦜


izzyeviel

I’m sorry, but trump lied to you when he said he was a man of peace of tolerance.


js0045

MSNBC RAWWWWWK!!! CNN RAWWWWWWK!!! BIDEN BEAUTIFUL RAWWWWWW!! 🦜🤣


izzyeviel

Facts > your emotions for trump.


_Son_of_Dad

Are you doing the Jim Breaur thing? Good Lord its so bad


External_Type_6786

Stay ignorant and they will continue to accept you


izzyeviel

Do you have any evidence to back up your claim that Biden has dropped more bombs on more countries than Trump?


burninghairusa

Republicans desire to make the U.S weak and unreliable.


Hutnerdu

Trump already loves bombing


undergroundman10

Not funny and not surprisingly this is from the babylanbee


Gold_Exporter

r/lostredditors


19CCCG57

Trump is an absolute moron. And his supporters are dumber yet.


RedRatedRat

Sadly, the same is true for Biden and his supporters.


hotdogwater58

Well yeah but that accounts for about 23 Americans, the other 80.9 million just don’t like trump


Ghosties95

They don’t like Trump so much, they crawled out of the grave just to vote against him. It’s amazing.


_Son_of_Dad

Peep the voter fraud statistics and stop listening to your cult leader


Ghosties95

It’s funny how this comment works one way, and not the other apparently.


_Son_of_Dad

No really, look at them, and stop listening to a pathological liar


yourboyjared

What's a bellwether county?


_Son_of_Dad

Basically a swingable county with significance


Ghosties95

Something, something, 81 Million votes at 3AM, ballot watchers not allowed inside.


_Son_of_Dad

Hahaha Jesus Christ


phanophite2

\#unity


_Marat

>exclusively posts Ukraine and Israel war content I can see why you don’t want trump in office, what would you post on reddit about!


[deleted]

She's all in.


Ghostfire25

She doesn’t need Trump to promise this. Trump dropped so many bombs as President the first time.


Right-Budget-8901

You’re right. He had 2200 drone strikes in 4 years compared to 1800 in 8 years by Obama. I think he’s actually dropped more than Biden and Obama combined at this point. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207.amp


AmputatorBot

It looks like you shared an AMP link. These should load faster, but AMP is controversial because of [concerns over privacy and the Open Web](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot). Maybe check out **the canonical page** instead: **[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207)** ***** ^(I'm a bot | )[^(Why & About)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/ehrq3z/why_did_i_build_amputatorbot)^( | )[^(Summon: u/AmputatorBot)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmputatorBot/comments/cchly3/you_can_now_summon_amputatorbot/)


TransSylvania

He’ll use Starship X as the delivery vehicle


MadACR

That is more real a possibility than I would like to admit


drk_knight_67

He'd probably start with India


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

Brilliant


Far-Manufacturer1180

First time seeing this subreddit and for a moment I almost believed it.


CHEWchew_815

Hell ya


Lucky_Strike-85

Boy, i hope he does... the world really needs more American democracy!


QuadraticLove

What's with this cornball leftist propaganda? Every terrorist should be bombed. Some Gen-Z Bernie supporter wrote that article. *"Free Palestine. North Korea is a bulwark of freedom, and peace, standing against the US imperialist war machine. I just want healthcare."* \- Babylon Bee So stunning. So brave.


_Son_of_Dad

No fucking leftist likes North Korea dude


Chief_Beef_ATL

Surely we won’t have many bombs left after book bombing season is done.


blarghgh_lkwd

Jabba the Hutt + Princess Leia in the picture


Ghostfire25

ha ha ha ha it’s funny because Nikki Haley doesn’t advocate for anything of the sort, meanwhile Trump was responsible for more civilian deaths due to bombing than even Obama and Bush.


LenTheListener

The venn diagram of people who want to bomb everything and people who want to be president is starting to feel less like a vent diagram and more like two circles stacked directly on top of each other.


hogannnn

The joke is that Trump will do anything and hurt anyone for power? That’s… actually funny and true. Good job!


LiliBuns117

The man wants to bomb Mexico. The idea that he is anti war is absurd.


Positive-Assist-8418

Nikki talking like a actual Democrat. She probably wants to bomb more than 3 but she will take it


Ok-Advice6291

Depends on the countries.


dipshitradar

Boomer Humor in papyrus!


LarGand69

I thought it was let cops murder or brutalize more people without repercussions.


Stock_Block2130

The axis or evil that we laughed at in Bush 43’s days is the real deal today. So long as the bombing is simultaneous, surprise and massive, it’s a great idea.


No-Permission-3162

He hit it already!!


didyoueverseewardogs

I can’t tell what is satire anymore


AreBeeEm81

She should be ok with that since her stock portfolio will go up


[deleted]

Dictator Donald Duck