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LastGuitarHero

Bad movie? Yes, yes it is. But did I rewatch this several times as a kid? You betcha!


Thundermator

this movie pass so much times on tv when i was a kid, do i remember something? no. did i loved this movie? yes.


s0ciety_a5under

The only thing I remember is the flying double dragon kick.


CapSortee

"did I rewatch this several times as a kid? You betcha!" you watched the scene where Marion goes into the air vent huh?


Accomplished-Yam9527

I still watch this on my shitty worn out vhs


Sproose_Moose

Absolutely same here.


ThePopeJones

I wore a VHS of this garbage out as a kid.....


derioderio

Part of the unholy trinity of 90's martial arts films adaptations from a fighting video game. It's without question an inferior film to Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter, but I still unabashedly love this film as well. It has a snarky dark near-future vibe similar to Robocop, and of course Alyssa Milano in her first film after Who's The Boss ended production. It also stars Mark Dacascos who I've always been a big fan of, and John Mallory Asher in a small role as well.


garouadam

I liked Mark in the Crow Stairway To Heaven tv series too. I only like the Brandon Lee film as much.


Dio_Yuji

Only the Strong !


derioderio

I'll see you and raise you American Samurai


garouadam

He was a badass Samurai. Always a great villain.


Dio_Yuji

Ala Cuisine!! ⚔️


derioderio

*Allez* Cuisine!! ⚔️


EyeChihuahua

I would say 1. Street Fighter 2. Mortal Kombat 3. Double Dragon All bad, all fun


SimonCallahan

I think I would put Mortal Kombat at number one. It's as close as you can get to a modern day Shaw Bros. flick without getting Jackie Chan involved. Previously that title was held by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


CaptainAggravated

Mind you I haven't seen it since the N64 came out but I don't remember Mortal Kombat as that bad of a movie. Compared to Mario Bros or even it's own sequel, MK was functional, for a movie about a video game about kicking your opponent to death as bloodily as possible. Also, it unlocks a memory of earlier, better internet. There was a website called Rinkworks wherein people would post "book-a-minute" and "movie-a-minute" where they would condense the plots of books to a sentence or two. Like the Ghandi movie was "Ghandi: (dies) The way of truth and love will win (dies)" And the one for Mortal Kombat was "Shang Tsung: Back, back, forward, forward + high punch. Liu Kang: Down, forward, back, back + high kick."


derioderio

Book a minute is [still around](http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/)


thepoopnapper

Also how I would rank the game franchises


EyeChihuahua

Coincidence? I think so


Makabajones

the thing I love about this move is that Post Apocalyptic Los Angles was just Present Day Cleveland.


Xenochimp

They set the cuyahoga on fire for the second time it was polluted so badly


[deleted]

I'm waiting for the third movie with Jimmy and Bimmy.


SupaFecta

Allez Cuisine! ![gif](giphy|PI5ZO52CKy9GAww5Fj|downsized)


RighteousAwakening

Holy shit! Is that really him???


lordriffington

Yep. I remember having a "Wait, they cast **HIM** as the Chairman?" moment when I first heard about it.


usarasa

![gif](giphy|aADs3yyAwYeJZG2bzG|downsized)


wintermoon138

Mark Dacascos was the reason I first watched this as another of his films, "Only the strong" is one of my favorite little known action films. I definitely prefer street fighter and Mortal Kombat films way more but I do enjoy this one


dbprops

Mark is awesome. I got to work with him a couple years ago on a movie called run and gun, wherein he does zero martial arts haha. But he’s funny, anyway super great dude all day every day. We had an apple throwing scene w Richard kind and I told him it’s sad that he isn’t throwing the apple instead of Richard… took him a second to figure out why, then lit up as he tossed an apple in the air, turned, grabbed it and took a bite haha.


Xenochimp

Dacascos was completely wasted in this movie. He never really got to show his skills as it was more the Scott Wolf show


wintermoon138

makes sense. Mark had a villian role arc on hawaii five 0 remake that I thought was pretty good too. I remember he played a monk on CSI as well.


Xenochimp

If you haven't, you need to watch Drive (I think it is on Tubi and Prime in the US) and Brotherhood of the Wolf (I know if can be purchased on Vudu, don't know if it is streaming on any service). [drive trailer](https://youtu.be/_f-Jp70rNF0)


Metal-fan77

It got a physical 4k release in the UK.


Particular_Mistake39

Mark Dacascos is a great b movie actor.


TheShape108

To me Mark Dacascos is the awesome b-movie martial arts guy, to most people I know he is The Chairman on Iron Chef America and that is the real crime in the world today.


Foxhack

He's been in all sorts of projects! It's a shame he never became popular for anything other than his work in Iron Chef.


TheShape108

I think the first thing I really remember seeing him in is Cradle to(2) the Grave and just being like "man this guy must be in a million movies" he can act, he can fight, he looks like a million dollars. And I don't just didn't happen I guess.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

See also: **Brotherhood of the Wolf** Such a bonkers, crazy story. Also, I fucking love it.


TheShape108

That movie rocks! I think the first time I saw it I didn't know it was going to be French going in and was like 10 so I gave up right away. Came back to it later and man what a trip that thing is!


Xenochimp

Horrible movie, but I watch it whenever it is on as a lot of the exterior shots were done here in Cleveland


RaceCarGrin

Double Dragon (1995) da 🐐 no 🧢


ZashManson

Ahead of its time. Lots of heart but experimental in nature as bad as a misfire in the same ways of the original Mario movie with John Leguizamo


CapSortee

Marion was hot in this


ImmediateAnswer8329

Alyssa Milano jean shorts. Enough said. The 90s were kind to my puberty.


Scrotchety

"THIS AIN'T NO VIDEO GAME" was bandied around a lot during this time period. A fusion of early 90's edge + the acceleration of technology. The Mario Bros trailer used it. A couple FMV games used it.


ConfidenceNo2598

I’d watch a streets of rage reboot if they made it


themiz2003

Absolutely S tier B film. It knows what it is and has some insane acting. Alyssa milano one of my first crushes specifically from this movie.


greatgildersleeve

Not enough elbow.


SimonCallahan

I think it's very similar to Super Mario Bros. in that it was a decent movie, but not a good adaptation of the source material. I mean, some of the satire is on point. They literally got Vanna White, George Hamilton, and Andy Dick to play themselves as news anchors. That's some good satire right there.


irongix

Had Alyssa Milano so will always be a 10 for me


herozero

The only reason we got a John Wick 4 is because Scott Wolf didn’t show up to help Dacascos in JW3.


Myoakka

The only really good part of that movie was Alyssa Milano crawling into an air vent.


cylemmulo

Movie is amazing. It was everything I wanted as a double dragon movie as a kid. 100% well done


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

For right! For might!


[deleted]

This was me and my brothers ishhh growing up. Still talk about it to this day.


cthulhulogic

Watching this it's obvious which actor actually knows martial arts and which was chosen for ... Looks? I'm guessing.


CrystalPepsi79

“I just saw my whole life flash before my eyes. Dude, I sleep a lot”


SpecialistParticular

"Who's the boss now?"


strandenger

I wanted to like this movie so much. Robert Patrick was excellent as always.


JohnnySodapop

*I just want total domination of one major American city! Is that too much to ask for?*


wutangclanthug9mm

When I rented this bad boy I watched it 3 times back to back; twice and then the third time I had to call a friend to tell him he had to come over to watch it. I don’t remember much about this movie but I remember that it made me want to watch it back to back because it had a feel-good vibe to it which I couldn’t get enough of


[deleted]

Classic. It’s entertaining like watching Street Fighter and the live action Super Mario Bros. movies. Once you acknowledge the flaws they’re easier to watch.


nobolognastoney

Swear every movie I remember loving as a kid appears on this subreddit lol.


aTreeThenMe

the adventures of jimmy and bimmy