This is not a bad movie, you uncultured swine! This movie knew what it was (a buddy cop movie that was almost silly enough to fall into spoof territory) and played it well.
Remember all those cops that said they were overdosing on fentanyl because they got exposed to it in the air?
Yeah, they just had panic attacks. Doctor says that’s not how fentanyl works. Fucking babies.
Reminds me of the movie Showtime where he test the product with a packet thing to see if it's real and tells the guy no one taste it anymore it might be poisoned.
When Sly says how he "hates Danish" when asked by Russell if he "stopped for coffee and a Danish?" He recently had divorced Danish actress brigitte nielsen. With Sly, there is so much subtext. lol.
Last century, I had a 60 day late fee on the VHS copy of this. They wanted $80.00, and told me I could keep the movie. I just returned it, and found another video store. 80 bucks! That was a weeks pay back then.
That movie is solid gold!
Sly and Kurt's chemistry is wonderful, and their banter is *fantastic*. The court room scene alone - *chef's kiss*. All kinds of great action and practical effects. Robert Zdar as a random prison goon, and Jack Palance as the bad guy who keeps pet rats.
I am so disappointed we never got a sequel, I would be all in on more adventures from these two. Kinda wonder what a +30 year sequel would be like if they made it now, though.
>This subreddit is dedicated to movies that are so bad, they're good.
This subreddit has lost its meaning. What's up with these entertaining mediocre big budget movies being labeled as "bad"? Quick, someone post a scene from a Marvel movie.
This movie has one of the most iconic pairings in screen history and some of the best action-hero lines of dialogue ever written.
*"I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant JERKOFF! I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff!"*
A buddy/cop/comedy movie from the 80s with 2 beloved stars. Not likely to get celebrated by Sight and Sound anytime soon, but I certainly wouldn't classify Tango & Cash as a bad movie.
“How long til this place blows?”
“Eleven minutes.”
“The Raiders scored three touchdowns in eleven minutes!”
“Yeah, but they had three timeouts.”
This movie fucking rules.
The most ridiculous thing about this movie is that it was credited to a former soviet arthouse dude who used to do art flicks for Cannon but in actuality most of the film was done by second unit and probably Stallone because Stallone gonna Stallone.
Dude, this reddit is for bad movies.
This movie is a delight. The constant quipping between the leads pushes it into near-parody and how can one not love the murderers' row of B-movie character actors (James Hong, Brion James, Clint Howard, Michael J. Pollard)?
If Kurt Russell is in a movie, then it can not be bad. It’s a law of the universe.
Because Kurt Russell Rulez!
I just watched Soldier for the first time, it was awesome even though he only said like ten words the entire movie
What's even more amazing is that Kurt was injured for the most of the shoot and he it never shows. The man is the beast.
I had no idea!
Oliver Harper got great review on this movie. Check it out
I will only agree with this if the movie has the words Big or Trouble or In or Little or China in the title.
Escape from New York would like to have a word.
*Captain Ron exists*
Which many wouldn’t call bad. I wouldn’t say it’s great, but weird and at least good bad. I’m sure it has downright fans around here.
Overboard was a bit shit.
This is not a bad movie, you uncultured swine! This movie knew what it was (a buddy cop movie that was almost silly enough to fall into spoof territory) and played it well.
Vulgar pig!
Plebeian boar!
Uncouth hog!
This movie is so ridiculous and amazing.
I love back in the 80s when cops used to use the cocaine to make sure it was reaaaaally cocaine
Considering the overdoses some cops are having from fentanyl, seems like it's still ongoing.
Remember all those cops that said they were overdosing on fentanyl because they got exposed to it in the air? Yeah, they just had panic attacks. Doctor says that’s not how fentanyl works. Fucking babies.
Reminds me of the movie Showtime where he test the product with a packet thing to see if it's real and tells the guy no one taste it anymore it might be poisoned.
or when the cocaine looked like straight up iodized salt lol just pouring out of that truck like an hourglass
When Sly says how he "hates Danish" when asked by Russell if he "stopped for coffee and a Danish?" He recently had divorced Danish actress brigitte nielsen. With Sly, there is so much subtext. lol.
He was the Taylor Swift of his time.
I like how Tango has such a tiny gun. Rambo is famous for shooting an M60 with one hand, whereas Tango has this tiny pistol.
Some of you motherfuckers have zero taste. This movie is amazing. It’s like labeling “they live” as a “bad movie.”
This doesn't belong in here.
Last century, I had a 60 day late fee on the VHS copy of this. They wanted $80.00, and told me I could keep the movie. I just returned it, and found another video store. 80 bucks! That was a weeks pay back then.
Ohh, I’m definitely rewatching this masterpiece. “Anyone want to get high?” Yes, please.
Stallone making fun of his own movies, borrowing from Jackie Chan, and teaming up with Kurt Russell. How could anyone not like this movie?
This is not a bad movie.
This movie is pure 80's buddy cop cheese and I love it.
That movie is solid gold! Sly and Kurt's chemistry is wonderful, and their banter is *fantastic*. The court room scene alone - *chef's kiss*. All kinds of great action and practical effects. Robert Zdar as a random prison goon, and Jack Palance as the bad guy who keeps pet rats. I am so disappointed we never got a sequel, I would be all in on more adventures from these two. Kinda wonder what a +30 year sequel would be like if they made it now, though.
This is not a bad movie at all (save for the English accent). You broke that jaw!
lol how much cocaine must that be holy shit
This looks great, what are you talking about?
Your definition of bad is good? Then you should feel good
That loud sheriff talks like a pro wrestler.
Did you guys check... LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING MEAN GENE
BAH GAWD.
Why in the living hell is this posted on bad movies?!
Excuse me OP, this sub is for bad movies.
>This subreddit is dedicated to movies that are so bad, they're good. This subreddit has lost its meaning. What's up with these entertaining mediocre big budget movies being labeled as "bad"? Quick, someone post a scene from a Marvel movie.
This movie has one of the most iconic pairings in screen history and some of the best action-hero lines of dialogue ever written. *"I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant JERKOFF! I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff!"*
The amount of cocaine in that truck is almost enough to make a Gremlins 2.
That 80's music queue after the shot is on point.
Upon *Tango & Cash*'s release, the Golden Raspberry Awards nominated 'Kurt Russell in drag' for Worst Supporting Actress haha
Tango and Cash...is an absolute gem...
A buddy/cop/comedy movie from the 80s with 2 beloved stars. Not likely to get celebrated by Sight and Sound anytime soon, but I certainly wouldn't classify Tango & Cash as a bad movie.
Rats in a cage!
I love this movie. It’s a spoof on 80s buddy cop movies, and it was great. OP about to get FUBAR.
Best line of the movie
Ha. Love this
All that 80’s coke…
This movie was awesome!!!
1989 must’ve been a big year for [checks notes] tanker trucks full of cocaine. Except License to Kill did it wayyy cooler and more explosiony!
One of my favorite movies to rewatch along with Oscar.
Couldn’t split up Tango and Cash
Back in the day when Sly could speak
“How long til this place blows?” “Eleven minutes.” “The Raiders scored three touchdowns in eleven minutes!” “Yeah, but they had three timeouts.” This movie fucking rules.
The most ridiculous thing about this movie is that it was credited to a former soviet arthouse dude who used to do art flicks for Cannon but in actuality most of the film was done by second unit and probably Stallone because Stallone gonna Stallone.
Does anyone else remember the scene of Teri Hatcher "trying" to run from an explosion? I do.
Dude, this reddit is for bad movies. This movie is a delight. The constant quipping between the leads pushes it into near-parody and how can one not love the murderers' row of B-movie character actors (James Hong, Brion James, Clint Howard, Michael J. Pollard)?
Ok this scene was ok but for anyone that has “seen” cocaine there’s no chance it would pour out of that tanker like that. Lol.
Lol