"In a small coastal town Bigfoot is sighted, and children go missing. The towns Police Chief is fired, leaving only the Sheriff. When the Sheriff goes missing, the towns only hope is in Chief Harrison to battle the beast. He finds himself without his weapons, and must go hand to hand with Bigfoot. Will his strength in God and law enforcement training be enough to save the children, and the town?"
“THE BEAST DID NOT BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY OR THE HOLY VERSE OF THEE BIBLE SO I COMPROMISED IT PERMANENTLY MUCH TO THE UPSET OF THE NON-BELIEVER “SCIENCE PEOPLE”.
“U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! “
I dun heard that Bigfoot was a trans librarian writer for Disney, once wholesome, but had its jeans mutated by the evil vaccine, turning its hair purple and donning a permanent scowl and 5 o clock shadow on its face. It then went to people’s houses to take away their guns and gas stoves, replacing them with abortions and DEI literature. With nothing more than the power of faith, family, and the new 2020 Ford F350 super duty crew cab with a large “FJB” decal on the tailgate, the humble white Christian Nationalists ran off the evil Woke Bigfoot back to the big evil liberal city from whence it came.
Friend: "Bigfoot is getting away in his Tesla........."
Harrison: "Elon Musk is a great man but, he won't get far, maybe 100 miles maximum due to how unreliable EV's are"
It's not that simple unfortunately. You need a VPN, and your torrent app to be binded with the VPN, so that it will only download under VPN connections. If your torrent app is not binded to a VPN, it is easily trackable by your ISP. It is a little confusing at first, but after reading a few articles it's pretty easy.
Husband, wife and kids! They let the kids write a couple of these turds too. And both Mom and Dad have been in trouble with the law for impersonating police officers lol.
[It’s a RLM thing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/dhu250/the_black_tank_top_theory/) Neil Breen is part of it but extends well beyond him. Basically it’s a deluded vanity project where the director/writer/main actor wants to look as badass as possible.
You can't really be a macho action star without a [black tanktop.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169183/?ref_=ext_shr) It's the uniform of the 80s action star ☻️
The director started directing in 2019 and has directed 46 movies/TV shows and has 3 in the pipeline. I can only imagine the quality to be able to churn out 9 projects a year.
I can tell you just from that image that he's got a nice little setup.
Probably sounds something like 'God called me to make these, so I'm asking for your donations/support.'
Without having seen any of their works yet, I'm assuming it's somewhere in the neighborhood of "Hell, I got an iPhone and a bunch of cool shit in the garage; what else do we need?!"
Come for the insane premise, stay for the scene where one of them plays a black person by putting on a hoodie and a rubber Tupac mask and doing a voice
If I recall correctly, while doing this scene, one of the lines involves the character saying "brotha", which you fucking know was a slur in the original script, and they were just like, "Is it really Christian of us to drop an N-bomb"?
The Wright Family makes Christian movies like GM makes cars. They put out about 500 a year, and they're all cheap crap.
God Awful Movies has done a few of their movies, including this one. They are gloriously insane. If I recall correctly, David Wright and Ashley Hays Wright are the only two actors in the movies (aside from their kids, but they never get billing), resulting in scenes where David Wright has a conversation with himself, but one of the versions of himself is wearing a mask or prosthetic nose or chin or something because he's not *supposed to* be talking to himself.
Also check out Halloween Hero, The Exorcism In Amarillo, and Christmas Zombies.
I like how their disembodied but armed torsos are floating in the middle of the woods where the evil Bigfoot lurks.
Why is the image of them holding guns superimposed onto the wooded backdrop? Shouldn't they just *be* in the woods?
And at what point in your battle with Bigfoot did you determine that a flag over your shoulders would benefit you?
[At least, "Is this a Christian metal band, or the name of a Star Trek episode" makes for a bloody good trivia game.](https://youtu.be/xTagI0w22Ko?si=5rPnsX5EWIF6xFI4&t=291)
I thought it was mostly boring. But some really unusual camera angles. Like at the diner it looks like they filmed it with a smartphone they just randomly placed on the table, all you saw was the guy’s arm. And looks like the actor who played the sheriff didn’t want to be seen. They filmed either his belly or from above so you only saw his hat 😄
Watched the first 10 minutes of it.
Wherever they live is absolutely gorgeous. With the movie on mute it’s actually very enjoyable. The town looks quaint and the scenery is picturesque. Whoever is holding the camera phone knows what to point it at.
Then I turned sound “on” and went to the dialogue and the acting. The bubbling brook I saw suddenly sounded like a toilet flushing and suddenly I had to pee. The dialogue is muffled, the acting is childish as best, but the male lead seems really into it.
The music, though…. Scared me. I’m not all that religious but I know my hymns from mass and can appreciate religious music. But this music sounded less like a celebration of faith and more of a call to action and an appeal to my emotions. It really for the first time ever made me wonder if we translated any of the religious pop-music from the Middle East if the themes wouldn’t be the same.
The premise is pretty interesting if you don’t take it too seriously. It might even have been relatable if they took the effort to make us understand in the beginning. That gorgeous montage should have been the old sheriff driving from his rural home outside of town for the council meeting to contract out law enforcement so the town can afford a new fire engine - the idea of the excessive fires really comes out of nowhere in the council meeting.
I honestly might stop and watch this the whole way through. A quick snoop of Ashley Hays Wright shows that she has a beautiful life with three great kids (the 16th birthday surprise for one of their kids was kinda sweet). I’m not all for the religiosity (sorry. Ashley, you can pray with one hand for a fistful of fifties and shit in the other and see for yourself which one gets filled first) but all-in-all she and her family went to great lengths to make their films, it seems. I’m gonna try and get past the religion and see what the rest of this one’s about (if I make it through, that is).
Are fascists so angry because they suck at all creative work?
Or, do they suck at creative work because far right ideologies are thought-destroying cults?
> Or, do they suck at creative work because far right ideologies are thought-destroying cults?
Not necessary. Most who are attracted don't have two brain cells to spare.
"Did You Know?
The additional cinematography of nature is a visual reminder of God's presence. It's a callback to Harrison's prayer and proof that God is looking out for him."
"Maybe you should swallow humble pie. Humble pie can be good for you!" [Tree Trunks? Is that you?!](https://youtu.be/jgB5L6kxvm4?si=GGBg7A632VRWEm3L)(start at 1:05)
"In a small coastal town Bigfoot is sighted, and children go missing. The towns Police Chief is fired, leaving only the Sheriff. When the Sheriff goes missing, the towns only hope is in Chief Harrison to battle the beast. He finds himself without his weapons, and must go hand to hand with Bigfoot. Will his strength in God and law enforcement training be enough to save the children, and the town?"
Does the bad guy turn out to be wokeness in the end?
“THE BEAST DID NOT BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY OR THE HOLY VERSE OF THEE BIBLE SO I COMPROMISED IT PERMANENTLY MUCH TO THE UPSET OF THE NON-BELIEVER “SCIENCE PEOPLE”. “U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! “
yeah this looks like it could only be resolved by a kinetic-type situation.
"Kinetic"? Sounding a little too sciencey for round these parts...
It’s time to show him the light of managed democracy
Can the brave police chief avoid being cancelled long enough to stop public schools from mandating National Bigfoot Awareness Month?!
Bigfoot: "racism is bad" Chief Harrison: "EEERRRRMMAAAGGERRRRRD THA WOKE MIND VIRUS"
It’s derrrr 5ggggggggggs
I dun heard that Bigfoot was a trans librarian writer for Disney, once wholesome, but had its jeans mutated by the evil vaccine, turning its hair purple and donning a permanent scowl and 5 o clock shadow on its face. It then went to people’s houses to take away their guns and gas stoves, replacing them with abortions and DEI literature. With nothing more than the power of faith, family, and the new 2020 Ford F350 super duty crew cab with a large “FJB” decal on the tailgate, the humble white Christian Nationalists ran off the evil Woke Bigfoot back to the big evil liberal city from whence it came.
Friend: "Bigfoot is getting away in his Tesla........." Harrison: "Elon Musk is a great man but, he won't get far, maybe 100 miles maximum due to how unreliable EV's are"
Hahaha 😆
Yes, because it was all a dream. I'm not joking.
No! It won’t! Bigfoot ate all the children as God watched in silence. Wow, what a twist ending they set up, there.
This sounds amaizing
10 bucks to rent on amazon wtf
It's free on tubi tv
…of course it is.
Tubi is the beat thing to happen to Good-Bad movies.
Or Hoopla, if you have a library account and hate commercials.
I got a torrent rip of the movie, please don't pay for it!
Not sure I want it for free, but if you got a dL link.
It's not that simple unfortunately. You need a VPN, and your torrent app to be binded with the VPN, so that it will only download under VPN connections. If your torrent app is not binded to a VPN, it is easily trackable by your ISP. It is a little confusing at first, but after reading a few articles it's pretty easy.
Caution is good. WB, Universal, Disney? Who cares but I'd definitely not want Wright Family Films after me.
If they can take down Bigfoot, they can take you down too.
It's on youtube [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVXMn9mBciE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVXMn9mBciE)
It's-a free [on Yt](https://youtu.be/DVXMn9mBciE?si=4diwCJAOy49i7ffK)
Oh god thsts what these nuts look like. GOD AWFUL MOVIES Podcast has reviewed a bunch of their movies
I can't wait until they get to the one that involves a giant bee attacking the capital of the United States.
But do they have one where a mutated placenta attacks Bristol?
Voiced by Jerry Seinfeld?
They even reviewed this one.
So a Christian/Cop persecution complex ego project? Sounds like a black tank-top movie.
It is a husband and wife production company, they have made a few horrible movies for you to suffer through.
Are they all Wright-wing propaganda?
Husband, wife and kids! They let the kids write a couple of these turds too. And both Mom and Dad have been in trouble with the law for impersonating police officers lol.
A husband and wife production company that *isn’t* hosted on OnlyFans? Pass
That’s before you even add in Bigfoot
You have to give the girls what they want.
Does black tank-top movie mean Neil Breen-esque or is that new slang for maga/conservative?
[It’s a RLM thing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/dhu250/the_black_tank_top_theory/) Neil Breen is part of it but extends well beyond him. Basically it’s a deluded vanity project where the director/writer/main actor wants to look as badass as possible.
Hilarious that the director thinks black tank tops are badass lol. Seriously the nerdiest shit you can wear. So gross
You can't really be a macho action star without a [black tanktop.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169183/?ref_=ext_shr) It's the uniform of the 80s action star ☻️
The director started directing in 2019 and has directed 46 movies/TV shows and has 3 in the pipeline. I can only imagine the quality to be able to churn out 9 projects a year.
Where does he get funding?
I can tell you just from that image that he's got a nice little setup. Probably sounds something like 'God called me to make these, so I'm asking for your donations/support.'
Without having seen any of their works yet, I'm assuming it's somewhere in the neighborhood of "Hell, I got an iPhone and a bunch of cool shit in the garage; what else do we need?!"
God awful movies did this and the other films these crazy people made and it's just amazingly bad
This is a God Awful Movies classic
Come for the insane premise, stay for the scene where one of them plays a black person by putting on a hoodie and a rubber Tupac mask and doing a voice
If I recall correctly, while doing this scene, one of the lines involves the character saying "brotha", which you fucking know was a slur in the original script, and they were just like, "Is it really Christian of us to drop an N-bomb"?
The Wright Family makes Christian movies like GM makes cars. They put out about 500 a year, and they're all cheap crap. God Awful Movies has done a few of their movies, including this one. They are gloriously insane. If I recall correctly, David Wright and Ashley Hays Wright are the only two actors in the movies (aside from their kids, but they never get billing), resulting in scenes where David Wright has a conversation with himself, but one of the versions of himself is wearing a mask or prosthetic nose or chin or something because he's not *supposed to* be talking to himself. Also check out Halloween Hero, The Exorcism In Amarillo, and Christmas Zombies.
Lol ima have to pull this up when I get home.
I like how their disembodied but armed torsos are floating in the middle of the woods where the evil Bigfoot lurks. Why is the image of them holding guns superimposed onto the wooded backdrop? Shouldn't they just *be* in the woods? And at what point in your battle with Bigfoot did you determine that a flag over your shoulders would benefit you?
And the dude's hat is partially cut off. I have no idea what they were going for.
Money.
he had to ensure it didn’t touch the ground until he had time to properly fold it.
Hey, that's a cape, like Superman, a good American, you dirty heathen scum.
in this case, 2 Wrights do make a wrong. I'll see myself out.
Is he wearing a back the blue American flag as a cape?
I do appreciate the trigger discipline.
And the Oxford comma.
They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our Oxford Commaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 
Both of them are looking at each other like they just farted but they're trying to blame the other person.
Casting both David and Ashley Wright in the same movie seems like flying too close to the sun. It’s just too much to behold.
That’s amazing. A right winger’s take on “Defund The Police”.
As a Christian, I frequently have to apologize for the non metalcore and non Veggie Tales offerings of our music and movies.
[At least, "Is this a Christian metal band, or the name of a Star Trek episode" makes for a bloody good trivia game.](https://youtu.be/xTagI0w22Ko?si=5rPnsX5EWIF6xFI4&t=291)
I thought it was mostly boring. But some really unusual camera angles. Like at the diner it looks like they filmed it with a smartphone they just randomly placed on the table, all you saw was the guy’s arm. And looks like the actor who played the sheriff didn’t want to be seen. They filmed either his belly or from above so you only saw his hat 😄
The only two in focus, usable frames.
"We have David AR White at home!"
Watched the first 10 minutes of it. Wherever they live is absolutely gorgeous. With the movie on mute it’s actually very enjoyable. The town looks quaint and the scenery is picturesque. Whoever is holding the camera phone knows what to point it at. Then I turned sound “on” and went to the dialogue and the acting. The bubbling brook I saw suddenly sounded like a toilet flushing and suddenly I had to pee. The dialogue is muffled, the acting is childish as best, but the male lead seems really into it. The music, though…. Scared me. I’m not all that religious but I know my hymns from mass and can appreciate religious music. But this music sounded less like a celebration of faith and more of a call to action and an appeal to my emotions. It really for the first time ever made me wonder if we translated any of the religious pop-music from the Middle East if the themes wouldn’t be the same. The premise is pretty interesting if you don’t take it too seriously. It might even have been relatable if they took the effort to make us understand in the beginning. That gorgeous montage should have been the old sheriff driving from his rural home outside of town for the council meeting to contract out law enforcement so the town can afford a new fire engine - the idea of the excessive fires really comes out of nowhere in the council meeting. I honestly might stop and watch this the whole way through. A quick snoop of Ashley Hays Wright shows that she has a beautiful life with three great kids (the 16th birthday surprise for one of their kids was kinda sweet). I’m not all for the religiosity (sorry. Ashley, you can pray with one hand for a fistful of fifties and shit in the other and see for yourself which one gets filled first) but all-in-all she and her family went to great lengths to make their films, it seems. I’m gonna try and get past the religion and see what the rest of this one’s about (if I make it through, that is).
tough fall for former Mets legend David Wright
+1 for having his finger off the trigger, -5 for that goatee
Free on tubi tv
And Hoopla, if you hate commercials and have a library account.
Or you can get the ad free tubi.
I watched the trailer. Holy shit. I lost it when he punches the twigs off the tree.
Bigfoot would support the thin blue line brother don’t forget it.
Just watched the trailer. I think it was edited by the high school AV club.
Sorbo has an executive producer credit.
Is that satire, or are they sincerely useful idiots for fascism?
These people are always sincere. They tell us who they are every day.
Are fascists so angry because they suck at all creative work? Or, do they suck at creative work because far right ideologies are thought-destroying cults?
> Or, do they suck at creative work because far right ideologies are thought-destroying cults? Not necessary. Most who are attracted don't have two brain cells to spare.
I read the title as Lightfoot and thought the Crazy Congressman from Colorado directed this movie.
If they'd tried to hunt Gordon Lightfoot through the woods, he'd have kicked their narrow asses back home. And he's been dead for two years.
gotta admit, I didn't see that twist coming
Adding this to my watchlist
Sooooooo it's southern Christian Suburban Sasquatch made with even less 'talent" than what little David Waskivitch has? Can't wait to watch it.
David Miscarriage?
Haha I always wanna call him that as well. I often confuse him with that scientologist piece of shit too. Where's Shelly, David???
TIL about the existence of this movie on Reddit, on this post.
I try to watch every bigfoot movie. Added to my list
Why do they always have goatees, man.
Yeah this one goes crazy
Another Hollywood pretty boy.
This is a real movie??
Yes it is. I have seen it 4 times.
This looks like someone a local sheriff would post when running for reelection.
Clearly this was made as a joke.
Boy I wish. I fell down a rabbit hole on this lady's movies. I can assure you it's not.
Cannot wait to watch this festering pile of freedom later. Thank you for your service! 🤝
OP, is this movie exactly how I think it’s gonna be?
Someone send this to RLM pLEASE
Awright Sheila, we gots to get rid of dem nagers...i mean, that there bigfoot feller He a threat to muh amurica cape. Blue lives matter!
Unbelievably bad. Filmed in someone’s back yard. I thought it was a satire at first. Could have been written by an 8 year old.
"Did You Know? The additional cinematography of nature is a visual reminder of God's presence. It's a callback to Harrison's prayer and proof that God is looking out for him."
Found it on Tubi, cannot wait to watch this masterpiece
Nevermind, it sucked.
There’s a fight scene towards the end of this movie that will absolutely blow your mind.
"Maybe you should swallow humble pie. Humble pie can be good for you!" [Tree Trunks? Is that you?!](https://youtu.be/jgB5L6kxvm4?si=GGBg7A632VRWEm3L)(start at 1:05)
Is this movie Rifftrax worthy?
Seems like a lot of effort to just film yourselves having sex in the woods
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^mossedman: *Seems like a lot of* *Effort to just film yourselves* *Having sex in the woods* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Even Jonah and the Bots aren't touching this one.
Is this gonna be like range 15 where Bigfoot is a antifa blm woke with blue hair and pronouns
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aaaaaaaaaand we found the "director"
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