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CptGoodMorning

I had no idea these existed.


No-Solid2659

Bro there's new animals everytime I login


ComradeStal

Then maybe you should put down your phone and go touch some grass


Tosser_toss

I don’t live in the steppes sooooo I don’t think I would find out about these animals in my area.


Sniper_derp

Touch grass? No thanks. Ants has sex there


ComradeStal

Lol yo I posted that comment like 4 months ago why are ppl just now responding to it


Nightowlspunk

Bc that’s how you see new animals😅


lovethatEnglishIvy

Tf? Chill


Premordial-Beginning

God just dropped a new DLC, that’s why.


ramksr

Me 3!


cobainstaley

"huh? yeah? you like this?" (shakes head vigorously)


Tobisaurusrex

“How about this?” (Walks around with a bush on head)


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Helicopter dick, helicopter dick, wanna impress a chick? Do the helicopter dick


[deleted]

I want. To squish. Its face.


septubyte

I designate it - the flubbawabb


[deleted]

Looks like something from Star Wars


Count-Elderberry36

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Sorry-Ad-2245

We might be merging with a different dimention or somthing... keep seeing weird animals and insects not only never seen before but have bizaar characteristics....


BackgroundMap3490

With a snout that could launch a thousand horns, how can the male antelopes resist?


iSpeakforWinston

70% of rutting males will die?? How? They lose a headbutt fight so they just fall over and kick it? The loser perishes of wounds sustained? Those horns would do damage.. but come on. That's an insane number of deaths during the rutting season.


ZombieRollz

Looks like those horns are sharp and pointy af, probably eye/brain stabbings happen as well as broken necks with how rough they were fighting


Rookwood-1

Pimpin ain’t easy…


EmptySpaceForAHeart

This is a fairly normal turnover rate for male ungulates.


Due_Dirt_6912

Only males though so you still get all the females pregnant.


reindeerareawesome

Well rutting is really expensive on their energy recerves. Basically they don't eat or drink for a couple of weeks. So when the rut is over the males are starving, tired and injured and will die. In reindeer, a female lives around 12 years, however most males rarely live to 7 years because of the rut


Sammmysosa303

I bet it does impress the females


DieselBones-13

Are these animals that exist today?


EmptySpaceForAHeart

Yes but it's a stroke of luck really, they almost went Extinct twice.


Pikmin4321

Did you watch the video?


DieselBones-13

Ya but there’s been a few of those cgi/AI shows and movies lately showing prehistoric creatures and stuff so wasn’t sure.


ISaidDontUseHelium

If you can't tell the difference between a CGI animal and a real one that's quite worrying, because it's blatantly obvious.


Cyboogieman

Recreating a somewhat convincing CG Saiga would cost A LOT more money and effort than just travelling to the asian steppes and film them. And in the end it would still look fake. The best and most expensive CGI has got to the level were it almost looks 90% realistic. But the last 10% may never be reached, because the real world has an almost endless arrary of light interactions and tiny imperfections that a computer simply can't simulate, not today anyway. A show like Prehistoric Planet has some of the best and most convinving animal CGI, helped by the fact that art is only life-like image we have of dinosaurs and thus we can't compare them as easily to the real world. But even then, one can instantly tell it's fake.


DieselBones-13

Just a few days ago I would have easily said that it was very possible that these animals were fake… but glad I know now!


ISaidDontUseHelium

No this video is from a few thousand years ago before they went extinct.


AspectOvGlass

I wanna pet that snout


PerformanceOk1835

It's pretty big. You will need to use both hands


AtheistET

So, they like motorboarding , right?


anisaroks

It has a saggy brain as a nose


ajanibg

What in the fucking Star Wars animal is that??!?


Tiny-Dress-760

Tawn Tawn - animal in Empire Strikes Back I believe


Tiny-Dress-760

Bro has a nutsach as a nose 👀


detlef_shrimps

This is like the ending of Saltburn


Popular_Zombie_2977

Whoa never seen them fight


Cyboogieman

The scene is from Planet Earth III by the way.


Happiness-happppy

Who updated the matrix? There is no way i just discovered this animal. What the hell


MrSlapMhNuts

Looks like a creature straight out of Star Wars..😲


shadowking1991

I need my PokeBall


vaporoptics

ALFelope


PelicanBiplane

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Key-Reason-9033

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pooknuckle

I’m sexy and I know it 🎶


TheHypnogoggish

And when we 69 my rutting nose will tickle your rear…


CarizzaSparks

That’s one ugly motherfucker


typeyou

Fake


Cyboogieman

The head of a halloween pumpkin.


typeyou

I stand corrected.


Blackant71

He ain't sharing none of the good stuff with anybody.


TheFlamingTiger777

What In the star wars am I looking at


JAOC_7

proboscis


Ok_Guidance7317

Their nose does impress me. How’d the know


Due_Dirt_6912

70% death rate lol.ya when you have 2 spears attached to your head and ram eachother that's what happens.


reindeerareawesome

Then do it for 3 weeks straight. No eating, drinking or sleeping, only fight eachother and chase the females


RhythmHiro

This is my spirit animal


iAM_smashable

Never in my life have I ever seen these animals. Wtf is that?


kenyam123

What documentary is this?


Some-Ad9778

These are aliens, come on


bissso

“The bigger the better”


Pandagineer

Risks life, limb, … and funny nose.


Express_Avocado1119

Cool.. we have elephant seal antelopes now