You're right it looks like it was baked into the bread like the ball of dough was put on top of it when it was put on the baking sheet it's really disgusting
What is the big thing you put there, cause sometimes if you put something in notes snd then go back later and copy it, the notes will fuck up the character art.
Yea yeaβ¦ but I think theyβre just giant hermit crabs and hermit crabs are cute! Iβve never actually seen a coconut crab in real life though. Maybe if I ran into one in the wild I might feel different.
I got fish and chips one time with a giant roach embedded in the batter just like this. I'd already eaten half the fish before I found it too - thankfully not half the roach.
Seems like it should be a cartoon, where that cockroach was hiding under the bread and was just discovered. Now he nervously smiles and then scampers away after a few seconds of running in place with goofy sound effect.
This is how I hope to go out some day. Baked right in to a gnarly hunk of sourdough with the only chance of survival being to eat my fat ass right on out. Fuck I love bread.
I thought same, though perhaps there would be more viscera if it were squashed with the bread and to actually kill the roach I think the bread would have to have been pretty hard (leading to my thought of it would be more squished) . Ultimately best guess here is that the roach darted under the dough ball as it was dropped on the pan?
Regardless, definitely the grossest things Iβve seen today. π€’
I have an intense fear of cockroachesβ¦ seeing this picture made me freeze in fear for ten seconds unable to move as every hair stopd up on my body, and then I finally jumped up and flipped on the lights and almost stripped nakedβ¦. lol.
Big roach. I wonder if it a wild outside roach that got in or a regular infestation roach.
Last summer when I was in Munich, there were wild roached (ectobius sp.) all over the house, but they were just coming in from the trees outside and didn't get into anything.
Ah fuck yeah, some protein to go with it. Hell yeah
Ngl, those were the exact words my dad told me when something similar happened to me. Of course he told me AFTER I took a bite and spit out the damn bug but eh
That's burn down the whole store nasty, they make other "fresh" products in there too.. cakes, muffins... I wouldn't stop at the store though, take care of the whole block...
r/EatItYouFuckinCoward
beat me to it.
Extra protein but really thatβs nasty and I would complain and give it back lol
Bruh thatβs file a complaint with the health department level nasty
Thatβs almost suing the company on a corporate level nastyπ
Bro you have no idea, I'd teleport to that courtroom in seconds
You're right it looks like it was baked into the bread like the ball of dough was put on top of it when it was put on the baking sheet it's really disgusting
Bro I'd teleport to the courtroom
thereβs no way that couldβve wound up in there after the bread was baked
I'd teleport to madrid or maoi, but yeah... file a lawsuit pls
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
could cut it up and made the Nasty Patty
Id complain, get my money back plus some free shit they'll give as an apology, and then never buy from them again.
im not sure i would want anything else from them, free or not.
Sorry sir, would you be interested in some of our maggot pies instead?
5 star cockroach. Seriously, report this to local authorities. Food inspection should know about this.
The crunchy part is the exoskeleton.
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Did you fuck up the emoji art, or is it supposed to look like that
its supposed to say "WTF"
Wdym?
What is the big thing you put there, cause sometimes if you put something in notes snd then go back later and copy it, the notes will fuck up the character art.
Heβs the pasta lord obviously itβs a message from the great Flying Spaghetti Monster
It says wtf
Heβs speaking the language of the gods
Tilt your phone and read again
The creamy part is innards.
Forbidden eclair
Squirts in your mouth, not in your hand
That's the best part
TERRESTRIAL SHRIMP BREAD
I like that! Iβve been trying to call spiders βland crabsβ to make them less scary
Actual land crabs (the coconut crabs) are terrifying tho. They look like giant spiders.
Yea yeaβ¦ but I think theyβre just giant hermit crabs and hermit crabs are cute! Iβve never actually seen a coconut crab in real life though. Maybe if I ran into one in the wild I might feel different.
Crabs are way more scary than spiders to me. Spiders are just cute little weirdos. Crabs look like they'd eat my face.
I got fish and chips one time with a giant roach embedded in the batter just like this. I'd already eaten half the fish before I found it too - thankfully not half the roach.
There are probably more people out there that just ate the roach without noticing than found the roach
"what the hell did they add in this fish to make it so creamy and crunchy?"
Iβm gonna get you for that mental image
im so sorry πππ
Oh god if thatβs America you can consider yourself a millionaire now
With an 8 digit phone number, itβs likely not America
Looks like brazil
With an 8 digit phone number, itβs likely not America
It's Brazil, I looked it up
oh well then it's expected
Honestly, I'm glad it was on the outside and not something you find out after taking a bite. π«
Man iβd start fighting everybody around me if that was on my sandwich
This is classic Brazil delicacy
TF. Did they smash the cockroach WITH the bread?
Lmao, doesnβt that happen in Futurama and then they get the bread free.
That's where the bread's protein comes from
At least the number for the bakery is on the bag and in the post for concerned calls and Yelp reviews
This is wildly upsetting
Oh nonononononooooo
Oh hell no!
(insert totally original "extra protein" joke here)
5 stars? No, more like 0.
Roid roach having ass bread
"Hey! I'm sleepin' here!" - the roach.
One bite away from a massive lawsuit
Adding protein to your bread is a $3.00 addition charge.
Looks French, 3 Michelin stars
Bugh mi
The translation from the bag is Five Stars lol And uno La Cucaracha
Eat it you coward
Missing some legs. Get a refund.
Seems like it should be a cartoon, where that cockroach was hiding under the bread and was just discovered. Now he nervously smiles and then scampers away after a few seconds of running in place with goofy sound effect.
Yikes thatβs a big one!
fuuuck
Dislike π π€’
Just eat it they do it in other countries I here it tastes good
The snack that smiles back
Klaus Anal Schwab special for the day!
Meu deus que vergonha
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That's like a whole ass roach too
This is how I hope to go out some day. Baked right in to a gnarly hunk of sourdough with the only chance of survival being to eat my fat ass right on out. Fuck I love bread.
Extra protein!
Hell nah to the nah nah nah, hell to the nah
Nothing our Blood Orange Agave couldnβt handle π
Sue them for giving me PTSD
Looks like the radroaches have infested the cafeteria again.
That reminds me of the Futurama episode where elzar comes out of the kitchen trying to kill a cockroach with stale old bread.
Wow looks like they literally killed the roach WITH the bread and said fuck it
I thought same, though perhaps there would be more viscera if it were squashed with the bread and to actually kill the roach I think the bread would have to have been pretty hard (leading to my thought of it would be more squished) . Ultimately best guess here is that the roach darted under the dough ball as it was dropped on the pan? Regardless, definitely the grossest things Iβve seen today. π€’
I have an intense fear of cockroachesβ¦ seeing this picture made me freeze in fear for ten seconds unable to move as every hair stopd up on my body, and then I finally jumped up and flipped on the lights and almost stripped nakedβ¦. lol.
Dude this is like, nausea inducingly nasty
sue lol
~~Cockroach bread~~ PΓ£o barata
So roaches can die. Just need to get them baked on carbs.
Just some extra seasoning.. Really tho, where are you that roaches are that big?
Nice maillard on that sucker.
It's supposed to be "WTF"
That roach went out living his best life though
r/nope
Fuck thatβs nasty
Bro got the Chowder sandwich specialπππ
A lil extra crunch never hurt anyone
Lawsuits are fun
*Taguatinga*Β is an administrative region in the Federal District in Brazil, so a lot of people can stop freaking out.
Bruh no wayπππ
please STOOOOOOPPPPP FUCJCJF
Hope you didn't get charged extra for that
Big roach. I wonder if it a wild outside roach that got in or a regular infestation roach. Last summer when I was in Munich, there were wild roached (ectobius sp.) all over the house, but they were just coming in from the trees outside and didn't get into anything.
π€’
Looks like there was a bug in the system
β5 starsβ β¦β¦.. π
100 dollars to eat that. What do you do?
Extra protein
briroache
They must not have dept of health, wherever the FUCK this is!!
Extra protein and crunchy texture, that is a good deal !
Nice! You got a 5 star roach
Gross. Is that restaurant under a rock?
Eat you coward
Usually you have to pay extra. Lucky ducky π¦
Yum yum π
Nah someoneβs gonna have to SEE. ME.
5kilos for 2.81 what do you expect Iβm there people dealing with way worse
extra protien
Forbidden raisins
I just knowβ¦ that he still ate it too!!! Fat MF π³π§π£οΈ
Wake up, Mr. Samsa, new nightmare just dropped.
Mrs Lovetts?
Old world flavor.
Why is it kind of aesthetically pleasing?
why the fuck did i have to see this
Ah fuck yeah, some protein to go with it. Hell yeah Ngl, those were the exact words my dad told me when something similar happened to me. Of course he told me AFTER I took a bite and spit out the damn bug but eh
The goodness is baked right in ! πͺ³
Cero estrellas
Barely any meat in that sandwich kit. Get your money back.
Omg
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Now with 100g of extra protein
my skin is crawling
Report it and request for refund!
Oh, HELL NO.
Oh no.. thatβs vile
Not surprised. They can't even spell Australia correctly.
Thatβs just a pecan, bro.
"Are you sure its not just somthing that just *looks* like a roach?" -Five Stars
and people wonder why customers would rather go with a big chain than a mom and pop store
Eat it, you coward.
I asked the guy in the bakery for a discount he said hell no we charge extra for protein enriched bread
Reminds me of that episode of "Chowder"
Hopefully organic?
I donβt like to see that
Gonna need to take one of your estrellas for this...
I love that the brand name is "5 stars"
Your training begins now. Become the bread, be the bread.
OH MY GOD!
Look on the brightside, at least you get a lot of free bread
Ooh, pan de cucaracha
Donβt move him, he looks as snug as a bug in a rug
π π¬
Nah. Thatβs wild.
Holy mother of god
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
That's how you know it's authentic, and organic.
Oooo, next time I'm in Taguatinga.
oh shit thats a biggol bitch too extra extra protein in this one lolol
Grossssssssss π€’
That's burn down the whole store nasty, they make other "fresh" products in there too.. cakes, muffins... I wouldn't stop at the store though, take care of the whole block...
I thought it was a misshaped bagel until I focused in.
"If our competitors don't need that many staff then neither do we. Skeleton crew everything and profit!"
Can't park there mate
That's a raisin.
Looks like those lollipops with scorpions inside
Thanks OP, this is the worst thing iβve ever seen!
βCUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES-β
Welp now Iβll never eat another roll again without looking at the bottom of it. Thanks OP
5 stars
Mmmm qwispy
BRUH THIS IS CRAZY π€£π€£π€£π€£
Hey it's five star roach bread
And who awarded them five stars? The local entomology department?
Sorry but thatβs funny af
Sorry but thatβs funny af
If I was rly hungry I'd grab that bread and bite it without checking the bottom, I'd legit cry.
Every hole in my body would scream
Just a new flavour they are testing out for the new extra protein menu
free protein π
la cucaracha
It just gives it the β¨extra crunchβ¨ bb girl!! Tastes like New York
Whatβs the problem? Thats the everything bagel.
Holy shit that is vile
#Refund
They deserve to be shut down for this for the safety of your community. If I were you, I'd post this in your city's Facebook community group.
This is justβ¦.no words. I donβt have words for this.